#how to chop wood

[theoffgridcabin]

Don’t try this at home!

Is there ANY kind of benefit to this method of splitting wood? 🪵 We have ONE golden rule/word living off grid… safety. We also have a ton of other basics every offgridder ought to know!

[sensitiveheartless]

Does Chuuya call lumberjack Dazai babygirl

ALSKJSJD oh my gosh — you know what, once Chuuya starts feeling a bit steadier, sure 😂

(And Dazai straight up doesn’t know how to respond jdksksjadkjd)

[ruthytwoshakes]

cicadas are fun to eat if you are an animal , or a person, nom nom nom crunch crunch. They only come out every couple of decades though, so you’re gonna have to wait a long time before you can see them again. Gorge yourself until then. Decorate your windowsills with their shells, record their buzzing to listen to while you sleep. Don’t forget, you can’t forget. okay bye.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Physically chanting, “it’s fine, it’s fine, it doesn’t matter,” to stop the overwhelming urge to respond to each individual person who reblogged the witch comic with a tag or comment that I based it on Into the Woods and correct them that actually it is not based on Into the Woods, Into the Woods just stayed true to the source material for Rapunzel and the mom wanting rampion was me paying homage to the original story and not the Stephen Sondheim musical which was fine but I’ve only seen once when it came out, many many years ago.

[st-hedge]

Would I be set on fire and sacrificed to the trash if I proposed a new design for kaine

[bethanydelleman]

I feel like we don't need a Sense & Sensibility adaptation that makes Edward macho or charming to make people warm up to him. It's out of character!

People tell me it's a visual medium, well I think what we need instead are the a canonical private scenes between him and Lucy. A proposal where he is 19 and in love. Then his mother makes it clear that she will only support him if he chooses a woman and profession she approves.

Him realizing that he doesn't love Lucy, but she is laying it on thick that she is obsessed with him. He cannot marry without support from his family, he can't break the engagement without feeling horrible. So he just kind of exists, with no idea how to move forward.

Then after Edward meets Elinor and realizes he actually loves her, his visit to Lucy. Maybe he tries to convince her to dissolve the engagement, for her benefit, but Lucy has caught on that he has feelings for Elinor and she gives him the hair ring. She cries and accuses him of not loving her and what is he supposed to do? He can't break this poor girl's heart!

We need the scene where he stoutly refuses to jilt Lucy even though he doesn't love her. And then him at the end totally refusing to grovel to his mother (so many people call him spineless):

“A letter of proper submission!” repeated he; “would they have me beg my mother’s pardon for Robert’s ingratitude to her, and breach of honour to me? I can make no submission. I am grown neither humble nor penitent by what has passed. I am grown very happy; but that would not interest. I know of no submission that is proper for me to make.” (Ch 49)

Edward does need fleshing out, he is not in the book a lot and his merits are often described rather than shown, but the context for all these scenes is there. Maybe you ruin the surprise of his engagement or find a way to show this after the reveal, but I think it would help.

[archduke-enver-gortash]

mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW

[ride-a-dromedary]

You think Halsin ever just ripped the logs apart with his bare hands when it was his turn to gather firewood for camp, or what

[quillkiller]

I love effiebarty please give me some headcannons surrounding them but also what about montyeffiebarty?

i see your montyeffiebarty but i will have to leave you to it❤️ my barty does not get along with the potter men. he hates james with a passion, and he hates monty too :/ he cant stand either of them

anyway!!! some hc’s!!!

1. barty is so entirely whipped. hes at effies beck and call. he’ll do whatever she wants whenever she wants

2. effie absolutely knows this and basks in it

3. a leash comes into use a lot :/ barty brings it up first

4. barty is nowhere near rich enough on his own to get effie pretty things like monty can but he’s good at stealing. he’s a great pickpocket. he’ll text effie at a gala (shes there with monty 😔) if she shees anything she likes, she texts back that mrs whatshername has a pretty necklace, then they meet up in some closet space and he gives it to her and then hes on on his knees and her leg over his shoulder

5. effie gets a tattoo and barty gives it to her. he’s good at them. its a small tattoo. she doesnt have any others

6. they sext a lot

7. they make sure to have sex in every single room in monty and effies mansion. barty especially loves ruining their marital bed

8. monty finds out at some point

9. post monty finding out, effie buys a small mansion for herself and doesnt even ask if barty wants to move in. she just tells him to

10. he’s her housewife. wears an apron and everything. waits on his knees by the door like a dog when shes expected to come home

11. they dont stop going to galas and fundraisers and what not. effie doesn’t give a single shit and they get looks and barty’s throat is covered with hickies and while hes not wearing a leash in public he might as well be with the way he doesnt leave her side

12. barty goes no contact with his father at some point. he always tries to talk to (or yell at, or hit) barty whenever they’re at the same function but effie stands infront of barty like an unbreakable wall

13. they go to museums a lot. and they travel. they enjoy reading aloud to each other. especially in the bathtub or barty propped up against the headboard and effies head in his lap. they go to the cinema and they both like silent film. effie likes french new wave the most tho

14. they have a pool and like roleplaying pool boy and married woman. like how they met <3

15. effie gets more tattoos

16. barty gets an effie tattoo. obviously

17. effie doesnt ask him to marry her. she tells them they’re getting married that afternoon. they bring the leash

18. barty is insanely jealous so hes mean and blunt to whoever he thinks is flirting with effie

19. effie dresses barty up. a lot. be it in their own home or when they’re going to a function. barty is her little plaything and barty is happy to do whatever she wants

20. they’re very happy <3

[aelyosos]

i sooo didn’t need to b bitten by the skyrim bug again

[cyanide-rifle]

Once i socially transition ppl are gonna be so dissapointed cuz i dont know and dont care about being handy and i dont know shit about cars and i dont wanna mow the lawn no i dont know how to install a sink i dont care LEAVE ME ALONEEEE

[bragganhyl]

ngl it cracks me up whenever Berci gets comments like "you're stronger than you look" bc despite the different setting I still hc that he has a similar build to his bee gee three iteration tho with a wider waist and sturdier legs like how strong is he then lmao

for reference/as a reminder

[bli-o]

toxic masculinity’s trope of “men are entirely logical. we’re better than stupid girly emotions🙄🙄” and acting like it makes them smarter is sooooo weird to me

yeah. it’s toooottally smarter to be completely out of touch with your emotions. It’s such a good idea to not be able to understand, cope with, or deal with them.

but yeah, you emotionless men are just wayyyy smarter than us stupid emotional feminine people who do stupid emotional feminine things like putting in the effort to understand ourselves and others

[wibble-wobbegong]

there are two wolves inside you

one spends most of its time around reasonable, decent dudes who you get along with. it’s sometimes repulsed by people who hate all men and demand a women only world because that’s cruel and unfair

the other goes to work and wants every single man you work with to die immediately. all of your shifts with women only are fantastic snd wonderful but the second a man is introduced he causes a million problems.

[hartxstarr-art]

i realized spike is allowed to preform stupid feats of strength now. like chopping wood by kicking them.

[stwur]

Happy Solstice Everyone