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imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire
#i wonder how many people have been conceived to that song#he just gets it#bruce springsteen#music tag
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well, i just assumed...
#another 2024 art has hit the towers#was thinking about how quick aventurine is to remove himself whenever he receives even the SLIGHTEST pushback from stelle in their texts#he really cannot conceive her genuinely enjoying his company so obviously he has to buy it from her to be tolerated#their dynamic gets strangely... shy??? sometimes post penacony and its very very endearing to me#more of it please.#honkai star rail#hsr#stelle#aventurine#avenstelle#fanart#digital#my art
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Treatment for Blocked Fallopian Tubes without Surgery | बंद गर्भ नाली मे...
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*glancing back at my childhood in the rearview mirror* and what the FUCK was up with my mom always signing me up for Activities
#not a shitpost#is that just like. a normal parental obsession?#my offspring must engage in EVERY ACTIVITY CONCEIVED FOR THEIR AGE GROUP#singing piano theatre dance FUCKING swim team basketball soccer softball tennis art classes pottery so many summer camps#canoeing kayaking sailing hiking judo more swim team cycling a decade of being morally guilted into piano lessons tf was that about#volleyball gymnastics track and field chess fencing archery karate taekwondo more theatre ultimate frisbee kumon camping rock climbing#and mime camp that one time.#ALL MY EXHAUSTED AUTISTIC ASS WANTED TO DO WAS STAY HOME AND READ#proud to say i remained true to myself as a deeply unartistic untheatrical unathletic bookworm#the miracle is how long i held on before the crash-and-burnout#PARENTS STOP DOING THIS TO YOUR KIDS
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No one has fathered the way Anthony Bridgerton is about to Father
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton#[spoilers]#baby edmund has been loved since he was conceived#OH IM UNWELL#he’s loved and wanted and cherished#also this is mr love has no place in my marriage#just besotted#rather famously with his wife#oh how the turn tables#you win Anthony
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He knows what words mean, Minato-sensei.
#inspired by my own profound misunderstanding of that phrase as a child#and the face in the last panel which I had sketched out previously#I have proper pen pressure now!#...now I just need to figure out how to use it#look at me with an actually formatted comic... they grow up so fast...#does this count as a fancomic?#that seems too fancy for me#nurt#chearts#hints of kakaobi because of course#kakashi#naruto#hatake kakashi#kid kakashi#v proud of the profile kks close-up in the second panel#not for any specific reason I just like it#namikaze minato#kakashi fanart#team minato#naruto fanart#reappearing to give you this comic I conceived of and created in one long sitting where I was presumably possessed.#I will now redissappear
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"Don't use terms that refer to specific mental illnesses as quirky personality trait metaphors or insults" is something I strongly agree with in every case, except probably the word "narcissist", which did not originally refer to a disorder but has been a descriptor meaning self-centered since the early 1800s, taken from the allegorical character from Greek myth.
It was only coined as a term for a psychiatric diagnosis in the late 1960s, in what was I think we can all agree an incredibly short-sighted and judgemental move typical of the field at the time, and the correct response should probably be to rename the personality disorder to something that isn't a long-established negative descriptor, rather than push to re-define the word to exclusively refer to the disorder (largely impossible, unless we want to collectively forget the several-millenia-old character of Narcissus, or pretend that he somehow has nothing to do with the word that clearly derives from him).
#not to mention that npd is one of those diagnoses that seems notoriously shaky#in how the criteria involve invoking a lot of negative assumptions about the patient on the part of the diagnoser#going back to how it was initially conceived as a “pathological personality flaw”#not saying that people with npd aren't disordered but there's probably a better framework for that#not-terezi-speaks#mental health#psychiatry
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alright guys fun quiz time!! is megatron insinuating he knows that optimus' true feelings for him! or is he stating how he knows optimus would never choose him over the autobots...
#transformers#maccadam#my art#transformers fanart#megatron#optimus prime#transformers prime#tfp#megop#cause listen we know optimus' terminal “i can fix him” illness#but you guys saw how even when optimus came back as orion#megatron was prepared to eliminate him#because he couldn't imagine a scenario where optimus/orion would choose to stay beside him#that and EVEN IN HIS COMATOSE FANTASY#the dream HE was controlling#he imagines that optimus refuses to bow before him#MEGATRON CAN'T CONCEIVE OPTIMUS EVER CHOOSING HIM.#can you tell that i stay up at night thinking about them...
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snow queen dallas as just an extension of elsa dallas. All that crystal meth and sadness entrenched in his system turned him....Blue ❄💎
#payday#dallas#my art#if i pick up the pencils then it's serious#rock those white eyelashes#i just wanted to draw h*uston and dallas fratricide tbh. and i will . yes H*uston chan dig and twist that ice pick into his jugular#idk why i give a f about their conceived fractured brotherhood so bad. it's tasty tho#h*uston to me is like the most likely person of all to go haywire and murder everyone at some point like it's a revenge movie like ik he -#- daydreams about shooting dallas in his sleep daily#Anyways#idk why i didn't think of the liberty statue thing sooner tbh like me stripping him of all his americana was bugging me#actually they rly should've taken payday away from me like idk what's going on dallas was in my dream two nights ago.😒#also me at the beginning thinking ab how i don't even wanna know what their faces look like cus the masks are too strong and too tasty of -#- a visual. So.Now what. not a mask in sight.#it's ok i just underestimated how much i love drawing human faces#i forgive me
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Milestones
@aroace-get-out-of-my-face I sincerely and honestly wish you a very get exploded.
#Do you notice how all but Fords face is scratched out because he can imagine himself with his brother all he wants#but doesn’t know what kind of person his brother grows up to be#So his dreams are incomplete and faded and insubstantial. He can only ever imagine#Did you did you notice#Ahahahahahha I love them so much them and their inherent tragedy#The interesting thing about this piece to me is that I irl haven’t surpassed any of these milestones yet#and there are some I don’t even want to#They’re so far off I can barely conceive of them(so in that way ford and i are similar#if in completely opposite directions)#why do I find this so fascinating and heartbreaking is it because I still have so much waiting for me#and the fact that people can let other people go and miss each other growing up is painful and difficult to imagine#and part of why I love these stories to begin with#Ty for coming to my ted talk I’ll shut up about my own mental. Uh. Process?? I’m processing my own feelings ignore me#I’ve been fighting for my life against this piece for over a week#my art#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan twins#stangst#based on a fic#abandon my eulogy
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Papa toad and the frog prince 🌾
#my art#look at baby jiraiya 🐣#kpz naruto founder au#jirariya#kpz OC parents#knfau 🖼️#this man was a menace to Tsunade’s mother and Orochimaru’s father#like oh I almost stepped on your husband my bad#you found a woman that finds YOU attractive?? didn’t see that coming my guy#flat out missed missions and got labeled as a missing nin because he over slept and just decided to vacay instead of returning for a bit#did some time#then he hits them with the 18++ tale of how Jiraiya was conceived with some Amazon. menace.
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𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝔟𝔞𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝐚-𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧'
#solas dragon age#solas#dragon age#datv#the dread wolf#the dread wolf rises#flycam is so fun. i really enjoy seeing how much solas has fucked up the world from every conceivable angle.#sir put away your glowy eyes. save your strength kitten
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My hottest take is that if we haven’t gotten confirmation of a new season yet it probably means it’s not happening and that means that they have to wrap up people’s storylines, which in itself means that Buck’s romantic misfortunes have to come to an end aka he has to have a forever and at the current moment the only option with any narrative catharsis is Tommy.
#and before anyone says ‘But Eddie’ if they were going to set it up it would have been when Eddie was leaving#and Eddie was just kinda done with Buck being attached to him the entire two episodes#so like idk how we’re supposed to call that lead up to Buddie#Tommy is like THE only conceivable option#besides a last minute faceless blurry wife#like Sam Winchester had#bucktommy#911 abc
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Yeehaw!!! Ride 'em cowboy! ;)
#BUMBLEBEE IS A-GRADE A FREAK!!!!!!!!!#somebody want to tell me why im cracking out the most coo-coo bananas angles ?????????#transformers#breakbee#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#tf earthspark#tfe breakbee#maccadam#bumblebee#breakdown#transformers fanart#you guys remember like a month ago when everybody was talking about what kind of [REDACTED] transformers would have?#bumblebee would be considered an UTTER freak to other Cybertronians#Bee hands the hat to Breakdown and says “you better run outlaw ;p”#i wanted to draw that too but i HAD to finish this first#THIS IS HOW PISTON WAS CONCEIVED NO IM NOT OPEN TO NOTES#also i have some follow up memes that had me coughing i was laughing so hard#there will be a part two of cowboys sketchs but not to this level im tired :(#curse you skyboxes what even are you#tfe earthspark#earthspark#earthspark bumblebee#transformers earthspark#tfes#everyone say thank you to RID Bumblebee for making him a cowboy - boy#rid transformers shout out#sheriff bumblebee#cowboy
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I always make an effort to look at paranatural through the ~2013 era lens it was conceptualized from, back when it was at it’s most subversive, in tandem alongside its contemporary lens. Because thats what Paranatural was, for those who aren’t aware — paranatural played off of & against the common shonen & cartoon tropes and character expectations that were prevalent in that age: the wise and just mentor, the prejudiced bully, the action girl implemented to pushback against sexism + the subversion of the action girl, the excited rare skilled selfless battleprone protagonist, etc.
most new fans will likely see the comic and take it at face value — why shouldn’t they? — when in reality there’s so much more of a dialogue happening underneath the hood. There is so much underlying, forgotten context that makes paranatural, paranatural
#paranatural#i would give like anything to talk to a pnat fan who was around 18 in 2013 and knew all of this from the get-go#i’ve taught myself it through independent research and studying media trends of that period (plus being a fan circ 2015 but i was on the#younger side.) now everyone in the fandom seems to be younger than me. so if i dont know it then they DEFINITELY dont know it#by which i mean ‘if im not old enough to remember then they definitely arent’#but yeah thats why pnat - especially early pnat - is chock full of so many anime gags and references. like goku dying so much.#whereas now those references have become more…. integrated into the text itself rather than a callback or satirization#thise fans would be in their 30s-ish now and Im not sure how id find them in today’s internet climate. but i so badly want to understand#paranatural as it was conceived as instead of only what it has become#i want a comprehensive understanding#analysis#this is also kind of why i dont think that interpreting pnat through a 2020-2025 cultural lens is going to……. recognize the comic as well#like yeah the audience does have more information about the plot and characters and world and such. but the contexts they were created#within are more or less gone. or theyve shifted to something completely different. the shows that zack created pnat around aren’t popular#in the same way that they were back then; so instead of refracting against those stories in a dialogue people - usually new fans - take the#comic as it is
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daydreaming about the academic papers I want to write to procrastinate on the academic papers I'm supposed to be writing
#I would LOVE a lit review of all the different papers and surveys that have attempted to assess the percent of the population that's asexual#and their sampling strategies and assumptions and what can be gleaned from them all taken together#I also want to write a book called A Queer History of Marriage#that assesses marriage in like. Mesopotamia. Ancient Egypt. Ancient Greece. Han China. Medieval Europe. Classic Maya.#through the colonial Spanish/British in America and into the present day#how different cultures conceived of what 'marriage' meant and who did it and who was allowed to do it and why#and what people who didn't get married did instead#like surprise this is a very aro perspective of the history of marriage and why it is what it is today
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