#hs hc

[tub3rculosis]

all of my headcanons 4 homestuck characters

like when i make content / art of these freaks this is the canon i have in my head. in my own little fantasy fanon world. but i love love love other interpretations!! also disclaimer i ignore the epilogues and don't consider them canon, if anything here seems contradictory that's why.

beta kids

john/june egbert: she/her, unlabeled

dave strider: he/him, queer & mspec, cis

rose lalonde: she/her, trans lesbian

jade harley: she/he, intersex nonbinary trans girl

alpha kids

jane crocker: she/her, actually he/him gay trans man but doesn't realize it yet

jake english: he/him, gnc bi cis man

roxy lalonde: any pronouns, bi, doesn't gaf abt gender

dirk strider: "he/him unless something else would be funnier." cis gay

beta trolls

karkat: he/him, stealth trans man & bisexual

aradia: it/she, femme agender & aspec pan

tavros: he/him, cis

sollux: he/she, bisexual, bigender, bipolar, bitch (BI 4X COMBO!!)

nepeta: any prns, "purrbeastgender", aroacespec

kanaya: she/her, cis lesbian

terezi: they/them, aroace nonbinary

vriska: she/her, trans woman

equius: he/him, cis gay

gamzee: any prns, unlabeled

eridan: they/she/he, gnc & non-binary

feferi: she/they, cis ace lesbian

alpha trolls

kankri: he/him, cis, heteroromantic asexual

damara: she/her, queer

rufioh: he/they, bi transmasc

mituna: any prns, t4t queer trans man

meulin: she/they, genderqueer, ace & pan

porrim: any prns, mspec lesbian, gnc, gender is intrinsically linked w/ her lesbianism

latula: she/he, t4t queer genderqueer trans girl

aranea: she/her, cis aromantic bisexual

horrus: he/him, cis gay

kurloz: it/he/they, ace aro-spec & otherwise unlabeled

cronus: he/him, cis

meenah: he/him, femme lesbian

others

caliborn: he/him, cis, gay

calliope: she/they, aroace

davesprite: he/they, nonbinary

[disintegore]

MEGIDO HCS!! bc i was bored

[h31fd3ad]

The odd shape of Marvus’s horns is caused by a birth defect (not that he’d tell anyone)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

yeah so uh

[insufferablemod]

@badlydrawndavepeta here's a few B3c

[bodega-catto]

The fact that no one truly understands or truly likes Gojo’s personality and sense of humor except for Geto and that’s why he feels so alone. GEGE!!!!!

[pettyoddity]

coffee break

[daily-jadeharl3y]

DAY FIFTY THREE.

[spoonmoment69420]

🐅🐅

[timaeustrickshot]

I think the biggest evidence that some members of the hs fandom have no understanding of the alphas is seen especially with the characterisation of jake being the big lumbering adventurer when the whole gag is he is not that guy

he talks about being afraid of the monstsrs on his island, largely preferring to stay in his room to watch movies instead of facing them. he tells AR he's only interested really in adventures he knows he can win he doesn't care too much for challenges.

Adventures are all about the fun for him. He wants the magic and the exploring and the puzzles but not the conflicts. Hell, he's the most conflict avoidant person, he'll actively choose to go down the path of least resistance cause it's easier, and in his lil boy brain it'll make all parties happy.

you even see it when jake is kidnapped by crockertier! Jane when he finally breaks down crying about how he doesn't wanna do any of this anymore. the adventure stops being fun and starts getting too real and jake wants to pull out. he's just a lil guy, who isn't equipped to deal with some of the shit he's been but through, he's just a lil guy.

The whole point of hs is that they're all just kids who fall hopelessly into this caricature of themselves that they've created, this version of themselves they "want" to be or think they should be but they're really not that person deep down. the kids are often unreliable in their narration of themselves or certain aspects of their life. hell you see this in how brain ghost dirk is almost always much more seething in his remarks towards jake compared to anything the actual dirk has said (that we've seen).

And people read the way these kids describe themselves and believe them whole heartedly as though these kids aren't chronically in denile about themselves more often than not.

tldr:

hes not this big sexy Indian Jones, he's just a lil cutie pie that wants the movie magic style adventures

[limeviper]

Fish are swimming in and out of all our rooms I just thought that maybe I'd get used to doom

(this is a redo of an old piece! the old ver is under the cut :3)

[miusato]

Yeah but can you imagine being one of the crowd witnessing this fall?? It must've been so awkward lol

[avonne-writes]

HS AU - First date headcanons

It's a movie date and they watch a sci-fi, then get something to eat at the mall.

Bucky spends the previous afternoon alternating between freaking out to his mom and buzzing with excitement, and he messes up his entire closet looking for the perfect set of clothes.

Gale spends his afternoon sitting by his window with his knees pulled up, listening to calming music and glancing at his phone every other minute to make sure Bucky didn’t text to cancel last minute.

Georgia tries to convince Bucky not to wear his sheepskin jacket, but Bucky claims it brings him good luck.

Gale is half an hour early to the place because he didn’t want to be late.

They're super awkward about greeting each other, unsure if they should hug or shake hands or something? It’s painful to watch and they kind of just wave at each other from ten feet away, then Bucky sticks his sweaty hands in his pockets and pulls up his shoulders, while Gale runs a hand through his hair, then crosses his arms.

Bucky can barely pay attention to the first half of the movie because all he keeps fretting about is when he should take Gale's hand and whether it's even a good idea. It doesn’t help that the movie isn’t romantic at all, and he’s like, should I reach out when the bad guys massacre a village or...?

But then, something in the middle gets Gale excited, and he leans over to whisper to Bucky about it, and he just casually puts his hand on Bucky’s arm in the process and leaves it there. When he feels Bucky's arm turn over under his touch, he slides his hand down to Bucky's.

They get fast food and milkshakes afterwards because they both have teenage boy appetites, and it's a bit tense at first because they're nervous, but Gale starts talking about the movie and once he gets into it, the ideas just keep coming, especially because it's a science movie, and Bucky just watches him with heart eyes.

They don’t wanna go home yet, so they go around the mall and go into all sorts of shops, and Bucky makes a fool of himself in all of them to make Gale laugh. Puts ridiculous accessories on himself and picks up weird objects. They get scolded in one of the clothing stores and have to leave red-faced.

They go into another one and wander to the back, where the scarves and hats are, and Bucky puts a pink hat on and a fur scarf. He starts playing around with the scarf and eventually, he throws its long ends around Gale's neck too.

He’s about to say something to continue flirting when Gale suddenly kisses him.

It almost misses his mouth, catching more of his chin than his lips, and there's some nose-squashing too, and Gale all but jumps away immediately, mortified

Bucky breaks into a laugh, overjoyed. He puts his palms on Gale's shoulders and leaves them there until Gale stops covering his flaming face, then he cups Gale's cheeks.

Bucky has plenty of experience kissing - he had several girlfriends, some of which had a specific agreement with him that it was only for kissing practice, so he feels pretty confident when he leans in for that second kiss. Except, Gale doesn’t open his lips to him because he wasn’t prepared for a French kiss mentally, so Bucky ends up giving a wet smooch to Gale's closed lips.

Now it's his turn to be embarrassed, and they cling to each other giggling and blushing, until they are, once again, asked to behave or leave the shop.

They're extremely awkward about saying goodbye too, especially because Georgia comes to pick Bucky up and Gale is like, "not in front of your mom!" But there’s a kiss on the cheek. They offer to take Gale home too but Gale lies about his mom picking him up later (he actually bikes all the way home).

Later that night, Bucky sends Gale a bunch of memes and tells him that they're gonna have to practice kissing and Gale texts back: "a lot..."

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Have we, collectively, considered the possibility of Vox & Velvette's relationship paralleling Alastor & Vox's relationship? Has that idea been proposed before? Because I do think there's some real potential being slept on there. Al took Vox under his wing and helped him rise to power, they fell apart, and then Vox somewhat payed it foreward by helping Vel. There's a lot to play with there I think.

[weaselishmcdiesel]

i had these two images in my mind when i was deciding who terezi's block parent was <3

(I ALWAYS LOVE ASKS ABOUT THIS AU BTW<33 NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK)

[matches-art]

Love you