#humpdayhumour

[wardrobestealer]

• hump day humour • Credit: @mytherapistsays # # #humpdayhumour #funnyquotes #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #notfunnybutfunny #coronamemes #coronavirus #blogger #sydneyblogger #wardrobestealer https://www.instagram.com/p/B92xr27BWZq/?igshid=ibeafsq60vd0

[elviseckardtrec]

I have just seen a report on telly that scientists have found that 1 dog year doesn't equal 7 human years anymore. And then 2020 went like hold my beer I equal 7 years. #humpday #humpdayhumour #humour #covid19 #covid #dogyears #humanyear (at Pennington, Greater Manchester) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDPUcpWshzg/?igshid=1r275o00mo8wb

[shtickysituations]

EVERYTHING IS THE SAME ALWAYS THE SAAAAAAME

This is a little piece I like to call....

ANCIENT VS. SUPER TRENDY! According to women.

Chm chm:

ANCIENT

SUPER TRENDY!

ANCIENT

SUPER TRENDY!

ANCIENT

SUPER TRENDY!

EVERYTHING IS THE SAME ALWAYS THE SAAAAAME

[pestcontrolsydneyblog]

Mid Week Humour to get over those HUMPDAY blues If 2 is company... https://qoo.ly/zri34

[randallsproperties]

HUMPDAY HUMOUR!!! Those darn mosquitoes! #reginarlp #reginarealtor #randalldyck #yqrrealty #possessionday #movingday #firsttimebuyer #investmentproperty #haveigotthehomeforyou #clientcareismypriority #readytobuy #readytosell #reginacondos #reginahouses #yqrhousehunt #househunting #movingtoregina #nowisthetimetosell #nowisthetimetobuy #humpdayhumour (at Regina, Saskatchewan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzvwTnnFrSb/?igshid=bsamz806120x

[rjtvox]

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Wednesday in the USA calls for some majestic windmills and terrible puns! ---------------------------------------------------- #humpdayhumor #humpdayhumour #badjoke #windfarm #alternativeenergy #rjtvox #racheljtaylor #storyteller #jokes

[grounded-african]

Wednesday Quote of the Day “Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.” Spanish proverb 😜

[tonnek]

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Happy Hump Day! Move your boogie body baby! 😀😁😂🤣 . . . . . #HumpDay #humpdayeveryday #humpdaymotivation #humpdayhumor #humpdayvibes #humpdaywednesday #humpdayfeels #humpdaytreat #humpdayhumour #humpdayselfie #humpdayhearts #humpdaypumpday #humpdaybooty #humpdaywisdom #humpdays #humpdayblues #humpdayshit #HumpDayHottie #humpdayspecial #humpdaytips #humpdayiseveryday #humpdayhotties #humpdaypic #humpdayhumps #HumpdayFUNDAY #humpdayhustle #humpdayhappiness #humpdaythis #humpdayworkout #humpdayquote https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHiqHXhfkW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kqg35c7zkva0

[totaldentures-blog]

Do you remember the last time you were out for dinner and only realised hours later you had food stuck in your teeth? 🥦 Share with a friend 😷 #totaldenturecare #dental #teeth #smile #truefriends #dentureclinic #perth #wa #westernaustralia #humpdayhumour #humpday #dentures #denture #falseteeth #oralhygiene #floss #clean #cityofmelville (at Total Denture Care) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5QoFeh5T5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z6nazvhgzbei

[crumpetscards-blog]

Happy Humpday!! . . #humpday #happyhumpday #humpdayhumour . . Give our Etsy page a follow to stay up to date with new items! . https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CrumpetsCards . . #pugsofinstagram #crumpet #pug #handmade #pugdog #smallbusiness #pugsofinstagram #crumpet #smallbiz #etsymagazine #dogsofinstagram #etsy #dogmodel #dog #fawnpug #lovepugs #etsyseller #pugstagram #greetingscard #obsessedwithpugs #pugsdaily #etsy #etsyseller #greetingscards #funnycards #fromthedog #forthedog (at Basingstoke)

[shtickysituations]

Honey(moon), I’m HOME!

It’s true. We’ve landed. After twenty hours in the sky (plus two weeks of subsequent depression), we’ve returned from Sri Lanka looking healthier (a mix of tan and debilitating diarrhea), feeling happier (Sri Lanks is unreal), and completely struck with the crippling anxiety of knowing it’s over and will never happen again. 

First thing’s first. Let’s talk about Sri Lanka, because, before we left, there were a number of people who, when we told them where we were headed, responded with, “why?” And I’ll tell you. 

Affectionately referred to as “the pearl of the Indian ocean”, Sri Lanka is just that- bursting with wildlife, clandestine waterfalls,  fragrant fields of tea and painfully clear waters. The people are generous with a gentle disposition and the overall laid back vibe made for a truly languid holiday painted with velvety lagers, ineffable vistas and the decision to rescue every single street dog that I could possibly procure. 

But most of that’s to be expected, I guess- nice views, nice people, me stuffing seventeen blind puppies with mange into a beach bag. So, how about I tell you about all the UNEXPECTED things, instead?

 I give you, SRI LANKAN SURPRISES:

1) Children at five star boutique resorts. WHO BRINGS A CHILD TO A FIVE STAR BOUTIQUE RESORT IN THE SOUTH OF ASIA? Our Danish neighbours who got a SERIOUS talking to, that’s who. 

2) Jumbo shrimp- for their size, and triumphant ability to give you borderline life changing dysentery.

3) Trekking through the jungle to meet a man who lives in a hut- and I’m not talking a Tarzan hut, dude lives on a plank of wood with a mosquito net and a radio from the 1880’s, who climbed trees (yep, plural), mixed some shit into a coconut and served us something called toddy which tasted like monkey jizz. 

4) Curry farts being so pungent and sour they could make a feral cats’ eyes cross. 

5) Sunsets developing with such rich and vivid colours #nofilternecessary #ever.

 6) THE SERVICE. We had a private butler at one hotel…who did not like to be called ‘man servant’, I’ll have you know.

7) Sri Lankan Airlines functioning much like an airline might have twenty to thirty years ago (a fact you forget whilst floating amongst virescent mountains and expanses of motionless rice paddies). 

8) Having the most delicious coffee ever to exist (move over Italy and Japan- serious) 

9) ROADS HAVING NO STOP LIGHTS OR RULES. But you’re in something called a Tuk Tuk that sounds so cute you forgive the lack of doors, windows or any safety features whatsoever. 

10) The unparalleled beauty of nature, the genuine kindness of the Sri Lankan people and the jetlag that felt like I’d been run over by a cement truck, seven or eight times in a row.

If you ever get the chance, go to Sri Lanka. Just make sure you buy an umbrella (for the SUN! What a concept), eat vegetarian (for your sphincter’s sake) and take A LOT OF DRUGS before getting on the plane(s).

[erwinvalencia]

#DailyGratitude Today I'm grateful to belong to a community of heart-centered change agents on a mission to make a difference in this world without compromising integrity to pursue their purpose. . . . It's humpday 🐪!!! Make sure to get over the hump by giving a hug or getting in a group 🤗(📸: @tomasloewy) . . . #HumpDay #happyhumpday #humpdaymotivation #humpdayhumor #itshumpday #humpdaywednesday #humpdayvibes #humpdayhearts #humpdaytreat #everydayishumpday #humpdayblues #happyhumpdayy #humpdayspecial #HUMPdayPUMP #humpdayindeed #happynationalhumpday #humpdayeveryday #wednesdayhumpday #humpdaywisdom #humpdaypoetry #humpdaypickups #HumpdayFUNDAY #HumpdayFundays #humpdayhumour #happhumpdayyall #HUMPDAYBADASS #humpdayfeels

[randallsproperties]

HUMPDAY HUMOUR! This pretty much sums up the May long weekend in Saskatchewan... #yqrrealty #reginarlp #reginarealtor #randalldyck #possessionday #movingday #readytobuy #readytosell #humpdayhumour #maylong #victoriaday #firsttimebuyer #investmentproperty #haveigotthehomeforyou #clientcareismypriority #reginahouses #reginacondos #movingtoregina #nowisthetimetobuy #nowisthetimetosell #househunting #queencity (at Regina, Saskatchewan) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxh7AvxnxLb/?igshid=19kqmbbo98uq

[dickierocken-blog]

Sorry Mam , but this is too savage not to share 😂😂 I can't cope !! 😂😂 Who writes this !! #savage #Pinterest #weightloss #humpdayhumour #funny #firstworldproblems #likes #likeforlike #likethispost #followme #followforfollow #followmyjourney #likethisphoto #meme

[uottawa-uesa]

Happy #HumpDay and happy #NewYear! See you back at school in just a few days! #humpdayhumour #edgarallanpoe #englishmajorhumour

[rjtvox]

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She's on fire today!! 🔥 🥜 _________________________________________ #rjtvox #racheljtaylor #storyteller #jokes #humpdayhumour #humpdayhumor #wednesdayjokes #wednesday #nuts #cashew #pun #puns (at Hobart, Tasmania)