#husband and wife comedy

[michiemeow]

"OUR DAILY LIFE" presents...

You could just imagine why "MY STRUGGLE" is real!! Rawrrrr!!!

[currymanganese]

Legacy. You think about it?

And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Genesis 2:21-23~

"Wait, so what was the best one?"

"Best what? "

"Best meal you ever had."

"Yeah, it was, it was Carmy's."

"I knew it. I knew it, yeah."

"Sydney: Hmm. He is really, really... really good."

"High praise."

"Yeah, but he's still a little bitch."

Inspired by my add-on to @espumado's thread here on the supernatural and mythological references in The Bear. @thoughtfulchaos773 @glitterslag @moodyeucalyptus @vacationship @ambeauty @lecham1644 @tinfishlove @whenmemorydies @brokenwinebox @glitterslag @tvfantic87 @augustmonsooning @devisrina @imliterallyjustablackgirl @angelica4equity @outmakingmoonshine @blackjack-15

[moongothic]

Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)

But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:

Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

[steveandnatlover76]

Steve: Since the kids are staying the night at your parent‘s house do you want to go to your favorite restaurant?

Natasha: Um…sounds good…but I don’t know.

Steve: Or we could go to the movies…I hear that Fly Me To The Moon is a really good movie.

Natasha: I‘m sure it is…but perhaps we can catch it some other night?

Steve: Okay…how about we order your favorite Chinese food, cuddle up and neck on the couch watching a romantic comedy. Then later I‘ll get the jacuzzi started and we‘ll see where the evening takes us.

Natasha: Solnyshko, you know me so well…

Steve *grinning*: Always striving for perfection as a husband!

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Olena being pissed af after yet another Monday morning with Russian missile / drone attacks and roasting people on Twitter is the kind of Queen energy I love.

She woke up and choose violence.

Good for her.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[honeyhoneypot]

for part of my uni-selection task portfolio i submitted an excerpt from a short film script i wrote, titled 'I need to kill my bitch-wife'.

I can't take it back now and i asked so many people if they thought it was a good idea (unanimous yes's) but,,, but what if this is the end for me. what if i don't get in because of woke.

[dallasyt]

Join us on an unforgettable journey as I attempt to convert my husband to the Darkside of Instagram Reels! From jaw-dropping lunch-packing antics (seriously, should she be in jail?) to questionable bathroom habits (yikes!) An UberEats delivery that would make ME quit, and even summoning the Four Horsemen with a Ouija board-turned-charcuterie board—this video has it all!

Watch as my husband and I navigate through the bizarre and hilarious world of Instagram Reels, left in utter shock by the absurdity we just witnessed. Can we survive this journey into the unknown? Tune in to find out! 🤦🏻‍♀️✨

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[michiemeow]

Our Daily Life presents---

"MALDITA"

In case you were curious, let me tell you a short story about how we first met.

PS: Yes, I also feel bad to all the guys who had a crush on him in the game

*A TRAP is a boy who convincingly like a female, that by the time you realize you have made a mistake, it's already too late*

[rayofspades]

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[dudja]

how my gf & I communicate because we have different communication styles: #memes #relationship #meme

[waitineedaname]

I have now finished all the svsss extras! ouuguugh this series man

[akkivee]

ichiro ic

jiro ji

saburo sab

samatoki s

juto jut

rio ri

ramuda ram

gentaro gent

dice dic

jakurai jak

hifumi hif

doppo do

sasara sas

rosho r

rei r

kuukou k

jyushi j

hitoya h

otome ot

ichijiku ichij

nemu nem

——

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

[thesobsister]

The vaudeville team of Block and Sully ca. 1940

Husband and wife Jesse Block and Eva Sully were very successful in vaude, only closing down the act in '46. Their only feature appearance was in the aforementioned Kid Millions, where she plays the kind of cute & horny woman who signified "comic grotesque" to '30s audiences (see also: all of Martha Raye's movies of that decade), and he's her father, an Egyptian sheik.

This photo has a very strong Judith and Holofernes vibe.

(Cristofano Allori, "Judith with the Head of Holofernes" (1613))