I hate you Black Friday. I hate you overcrowded areas. I hate you extreme sales that last for one day. I hate you corporate who rakes in the money while the employees still get paid the exact same amount as any other day. I hate you customers who destroy stores just to get a few items. I hate you customers who forget how to treat someone like a fucking human being just because they’re a Black Friday retail worker. I hate you shitty backed up three hour wait time traffic. I hate you people who become so selfish and vile just because it’s Black Friday. I FUCKING HATE YOU BLACK FRIDAY
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Eventually there will be no "black Friday". The entire month of November you'll be pelted with advertisements for all the deals they definitely can't give you any other day! Then it'll extend to other months and we'll make an online version so you can buy even more-... you're telling me they've done this already??
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Retail work on Black Friday... If y'all don't hear from me in 8 hours, I've been trampled by old ladies and over zealous teenagers
This is the vibe I will be providing to my capitalist overlord today:
@bewilderedbunny in case I don't make it: I love you bitch never forget it shiiiiiyaaaah
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got a great Black Friday deal 50% off a used scratched and battered dvd copy of THE USUAL SUSPECTS DIR. BRYAN SINGER a bottle of ibuprofen and a groupon for getting shot in the back of the head behind the toolshed
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IHATEBLACKFRIDAYIHATEBLACKFRIDAY I fucking hate this bullshit holiday that corporations have created. What even is the fucking point of Black Friday, literally just Consumerism the holiday
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