#knightfall

[ficretus]

[landfall-games]

Can’t believe we once made a game about gay knights and tumblr didn’t notice

[bogmansfartblog]

[witchingtimeofnight]

his little thumbs up means everything to me

Batman: Shadow of the Bat, Issue #29 (1994)

[demigodoreo]

Knightfall

[blanchebees]

Let me tell you about the game of gay knights with guns and drifting horses...

Making fanart until more people join to play, did i mention that it is free?

[quattro-bacheema]

The Meaning of Life

Cinder: I have defeated every school of magic!

Jaune: Not all of them! I'll show you the meaning of life!

Ruby: Jaune, no! There's nothing you can do! She's already beaten death, fire, and every other school of magic!

Weiss: Get out of here before she gets you too!

Cinder: Bahahaha! Life magic? What could you possibly do?

Jaune: I cast - First Feeling!

-000-

*Cinder and Jaune, fishing together*

Jaune: Hey, Cinder...

Cinder: Hmm?

Jaune: I just wanted to say, I appreciate you... I... I like you, really like you.

Cinder: I... uh, well... I...

-000-

Cinder: *clutching her chest* what was that?!

Jaune: *breathing heavily* I cast - First Date!

-000-

*Jaune and Cinder, in a fancy restaurant*

Jaune: Cinder, what's wrong?

Cinder: I... it's just that... there's so many people staring and...

Jaune: So? Who cares what a bunch of random people think? I'm here for you.

Cinder: *blushing* You're the first person... to treat me this way...

-000-

Cinder: *on her knees, in tears, clutching her heart* For the love of the gods, no more, please! I-I can't take anymore of this!

Jaune: *holding back tears, breathless* I CAST - HOSPICE!

-000-

*Jaune, Cinder, their grown up children, and their gaggle of grandchildren, in a hospital room*

Knightfall grandkid No. 6: I don't want Nana Cinder to die!

Knightfall grandkid No. 15: Pawpaw Jaune, isn't there anything you can do?

Cinder: It's okay, honey... I've already lived a good life because of your grandfather. Asking for more would be selfish... Thank you Jaune, I don't know what my life would be without you... *dies of old age*

-000-

Cinder: *curled up on the ground, ugly sobbing*

RWBYNPR: *stunned, speechless*

Jaune: *tears streaming down his face* Unfortunately... life is cruel.

[brokentrafficknight]

Against all predictions, Cinder passes the Adrian Test. A little too well. She refuses to give him back until she's certain he's getting plenty of enrichment and all of his basic foodgroups.

[the-elegant-necromancer]

A little Wildfire

Blake: So, you're a dad now? Jaune: Looks that way. Blake: And Cinder is... mom? Jaune: I mean, yes? Why? Both turn to see Cinder laying on a couch with little Wildfire asleep on top of her. She gently pets their hair while they sleep. Blake: So, you going to take responsibility? Jaune: Am I going to take- Blake: *Giving him the a generous eyebrow wiggle* Jaune: She was fused with me for years. What would make you think she would want to be stuck with me for even longer? Blake: I haven't hear a no. Jaune: *Blushing* Shes not with Salem anymore, isn't that enough? Blake: *Grinning now* I'm still not hearing a no. Jaune: Cinder mind helping me out here? Cinder: I don't know, I haven't heard a 'no' either. Jaune: Uh...oh I'm in danger. Blake: Hey at least Wildfire is the only one calling you Dad. Cinder: I can change that if you like? Jaune: I am in great danger. Blake: *Smiling innocently* You wouldn't like someone calling you- Jaune: Don't Cinder: Daddy? Jaune: *Freezes blushing harder* Blake and Cinder: *Both with a smile like they won something*

@pilot-boi This came to me as I've been writing other things for Wildfire and your Fusion AU.

[howi99]

Cinder: *scrubbing the floors with a brush, gritting her teeth in quiet anger* (How dirty can this room be!? I've been cleaning for 3 hours straight!)

Jaune: C-Cinder? *Gulp* Do you need hel-

Cinder: *glaring at her boyfriend, pointing the brush at him menacingly* YOU stay out of here! You almost killed yourself last time you tried helping me! *Turning around, scrubbing harder* Saloperie de tâches, ta mère la pute! (Fucking stain, your mother's a whore!)

Jaune: *looking down* Sorry to upset you- *get smack in the head by a wet sponge* !?

Cinder: *frown, readying another sponge* Stop saying that! I'm not upset at you! *Sigh, looking down* It's all my fault if we can't have nice things.

Jaune: *kneeling down next to her, putting his hand on her back* Don't say that-

Cinder: *cutting him* But it's true! I can't manage to keep a job, i can't become a huntress since i don't have a license nor formal education and i can't even clean correctly anymore! *Throw her brush at the ground* What good am i!?

Jaune: ...

_ _ _

Ozpin: *sigh* For the last time, i can't-

Jaune: *slamming the desk, a murderous look in his eyes* Ozpin, you will let her take the exam or so help me, i'll stop helping your cause and join Salem instead!

Ozpin: You won't do that.

Jaune: *gritting his teeth* The rent of that shitty apartment you are forcing her to live in is really making me reconsider being a "good guy".

Ozpin: ... *Sigh* Fine, but she's still confined to Vale-

Jaune: *rolling his eyes* As if she'd want to be anywhere else! Vacuo's a desert, Mistral's a Jungle and Atlas is nothing but the highest mountain of bullshit ever known to mankind!

Ozpin: ... Quite.

_ a week later _

Cinder: *beaming with excitement, her accreditation in hands* I can't believe he finally caved in!

Jaune: It's only a temporary license. And i need to be with you all the time-

Cinder: *grin* As if i'd let you go... *Looking behind him* But why is Pyrrha here?

Pyrrha: *strained smile* Hello... *Glare* Cinder...

Jaune: *scratch his head* I'm still the leader of team JNPR, so... We kinda have to travel together.

Cinder: ... *Looking back at Jaune* She is still mad, isn't she?

Jaune: You have no idea.

Pyrrha: (WHY DID YOU CHOSE HER!? I WAS RIGHT THERE! I'M STILL RIGHT THERE! FUC-)

Cinder: *pensive* You know, i wouldn't have minded if we included her. She's kind, beautiful and she loves you about as much as i do.

Jaune: *sigh* I come from that kind of family and honestly? I don't wish to end up like my dad- *hear the sounds of clatter behind him* ... Cinder, on a scale of 1 to fuck, how screwed am i?

Cinder: *looking behind him* ... Yes. *Start undressing herself*

Jaune: Ah, i see... *Close his eyes* I had a good run.

_ _ _

Ren: ... So, how long-

Jaune: *looking almost dead* Give me your stupid juice that helps you survive Nora before they come back!

[spocks-husband]

Might I interest you in some Damian during these trying times?

(featuring his hot mom)

[ficretus]

[craziechwiv]

Cinder, thinking: *What if this time, instead of attacking him physically, I attack him emotionally?* Yes, c'mere Jaune!

Cinder then kisses Jaune.

Cinder: I love you~.

Jaune: Wha-

Cinder: See you tomorrow~!

Jaune: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[howlingday]

Cinder: Oh no~. (Holds fake pregnancy test) It looks like we played around a bit too much lately, Mister Knight~. I honestly can't imagine what must be going on in that dense, thick skull of yours right now, but my, my~... Just how are you going to take responsibility for this? Hmm~?

Jaune: C-Cinder... That's... That's...

Cinder: (Thinking) Here it comes... Your true colors...

Jaune: THAT'S AMAZING~! YOU'RE AMAZING, CINDER~!

Cinder: Eh?

Jaune: I always wanted to be a dad!

Cinder: You're not mad-

Jaune: Mad? Why would I be mad? I've already been saving up for a ring!

Cinder: HUH?!

Jaune: My sisters are totally gonna wanna hear about this! Adrian's gonna have a little playmate~!

Cinder: Er, w-wait-

Jaune: I need to look for a bigger place for us ASAP! And I need to ask for a raise, too!

Cinder: Jaune-

Jaune: We gotta let our teams know first! Uh, well, maybe yours at your own pace.

Cinder: Jaune, I'm not-

Jaune: Oh, man, I am so stoked for this! You have no idea!

Jaune: L-Listen, I know I'm probably in over my head about this, but... Cinder, I give you my word that I will NEVER leave you to handle this on your own for even a second. And... And I really hope they have your eyes~. Heh heh~!

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Cinder: I mean, how could I not ride him stupid after that?! That's why I need you to hook me with as many fertility pills as you have! I need to make sure, you know~!

Mercury: Cinder... This is a McSchnees.

[spahhzy]

Cinder: When I told Jaune, I was in an abusive relationship, and he gave me a hug, thinking I was the victim!

Cinder: God's I love him~