#i GUESS i have to keep u safe 🙄

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

resident evil village but ethan actually has rose with him this time and its a game changer

[sorikkung]

yes i hate yandere fics yes i want to write one the catch is i want to do it My Way.

[hyperfixationrn]

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gioupdates gio out again with injury. this is heartbreaking.

username wtf

username can he catch a break

username we need him too

username does this mean i can’t thirst over him on my tv screen

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yn ln

my flight lands at 11:15 pm.

jude bellingham

??

yn ln

can u pick me up.

jude bellingham

you’re too good for him

jude bellingham

course i can tho

yn ln

shut up bellingham. see ya.

jude bellingham

be safe. lmk when you land and if anyone gives you a problem.

ynn🤟

hey baby. you played your heart out. injury isn’t fair. i’m hurting really badly for you. i’m flying out and i’ll see you tonight.

ynn🤟

and don’t say no g!!! because my sister already dropped me off at the airport and my dad paid for the ticket. i have a three day weekend from school and i’m stuck on rest anyway because of my own injury. i probably need you as much as you need me.

giovanni❤️

i love you. please be safe so i can see you soon.

little bug sister🐛

arrived safely!!! judey picked me up.

big bug sister🦋

JUDE! i miss him. how’s giovanni?

little bug sister🐛

JUDE! g is really down. just trying to keep his mind off of it. it’s just not fair and i’m having a hard time “cheering him up” because i’m so sad for him.

big bug sister🦋

i can only imagine. just enjoy the time with him and try and forget the reason why. you guys need this.

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yninstagram halloooo gioooo (rhyming) 🫂

username if you want to tag team comforting him i’m right here yn

teammate rest up urself!

yninstagram only running i will be doing is through your mind

username gio :(

gioreyna thanks for the hug

yninstagram 15% 20% 25% … custom tip amount?

judebellingham hey hey what about your airport chauffeur

yninstagram jude. my knight in shining armor. thank you kindly for coming to help me in my moment of need. 🤝

username i love y’all 😭

yourmom Send the sweet boy our love! 😊

yninstagram i guess i can hug him again 🙄

gioreyna feeling so much of it from your daughter already :)

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gioreyna american girl 🇺🇸

judebellingham such a sap brother

gioreyna u took the photo dude

username break up

username i am her

yninstagram 🤟 eagle. boston tea party. bill of rights.

gioreyna ❤️‍🔥

jjscally_3 bro get back on fifa

gioreyna gimme like 2 minutes

yninstagram let me on the mic

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[fanyyy444]

People really think I don't feel their energy, sense their bad intentions with the asks they send me??💀💀

I know exactly who you are and I'm here just to tell you that it won't end well baby😉 Believe me :)

I do feel your energies and I know it's YOU who send me such asks. Really, asking me stupid questions so you can get a weird and polemic answer from me and then you'd talk shit about it too? 🥴

First of all, why do you hate me so much?? What the fuck did I do wrong? You could just message me and we would easily and quickly solve this problem. But naah lmao, you rather hate me so fucking much, talk shit about me on other people's blog + ON ANON LMAO💀💀 What a shame girlies. + The envy, hate and jealously is THAT big that you even try to hex me?? Bruhh🙄 Just calm down bro, I swear the headaches you be getting-- 💀💀 It would be soo much easier to simply forget about my existence and ignore me completely. I guess your brains aren't working properly??

And yeah, I got something else to say, you just accept it and shut the fuck up🙃 You're not the damn fs of <<these certain>> BTS members, and + they would NEVER marry someone like you like wtfff💀💀

You can believe me, all the bad things you did and are doing will come back to you WORSE, you're the one who started it, you'll get what you deserve and if you're that powerful like u say lmao you will handle it😁

Let's be honest, no BTS member nor anybody would like to MARRY such person.

I very well can sense the off energy, in case you think I don't since in your pov "I'm not psychic enough" lol <3

And for the non-readers people that are reading this, please be careful of the people you trust here, not everyone is good and please listen to your intuition and instincts when you also feel that somebody's energy is like "off" and bad intentioned too. Please, stay well & safe💗💗

I'm not that weak like you think babe, so be aware of your actions. You never know, you could be dealing with the devil👀 I know that sounded weird or cringe lol😭😭 But I'm not kidding at all, keep that in mind😊💖

Instead of spending time on yourselves, your personal growth and stuff, you prefer to spread hate on internet, spread fake info when actually you don't even know that person personally, do the favor and go fuck urselves already🫠

Hmm, I think that's all?! Anyways, y'all be careful and don't trust people right away on here. And YOU, stay alert, nobody knows when an exposed could happen👀 And actually, spend your time doing something else, something great. Instead of wasting your time creating billion blogs here, stalking me and gossiping about me, and blah blah blah, etc etc. Really seems like you don't have a life to live??! What a shame girlies🥴

Byebye💗

[krikeymate]

okay same person who asked for dredge au (ill never reveal myself >:))

what are sam and tara running from? is it their mother? or was sam like “tara the sea. it calls to me. YHE SEA TARA. CAN U HEAR IT.” and tara was like “mmm ok 🙄 ill come w u i GUESS” and does sidney try to help them when they find her? is she like “stay away from the collector” but sam feels an undeniable pull towards him??? so many questions, so little time

Frodo voice: All right, then. Keep your secrets. This is like the exact opposite of a secret admirer situation. I'm the one admiring and you're the secret.

The grass is green, the sky is blue, and Christina Carpenter is a terrible person. Just some of life's constants.

Sam's been away for a couple of months, working in the mainland and sending money back home for her family (for her sister). She gets back into town - along the coast she calls home - and heads straight for the tavern. She's going to need a drink before dealing with her mother. She stays cloaked, not interested in dealing with any nosy townsfolk wanting to know where she's been and what she's up to lately, or anyone looking for a rematch (she had left in a hurry, the aftermath of several bloody fistfights).

She's not the type interested in overhearing, but her mother's name catches her ears, and she tunes in automatically. What she hears makes her blood boil. Her mother's in debt, it seems, to the Bailey's who own the dockyard. She's had her debt wiped clean, it seems. She did so by selling her sister, it seems.

"Young Master Ritchie is pleased," says one to the other. Oh she's sure he is, he's always liked them young and innocent, and he had always spent their time together eyeing her little sister. What happens to them after he gets bored doesn't bear mentioning. Money makes any charges or bodies disappear, it seems.

They're collecting her in the morning, she hears. They can certainly try, she thinks, downing her drink and leaving the tavern. She hurries home to her sister locked in her room. Their time is short however, it seems Ritchie has come to collect early, the "don't make this any harder than it has to be, Samantha. I know you're there." tells her exactly where the fault lies. She wasn't careful enough. They sneak out the back with nothing but the clothes they wear.

The path out of town is blocked now, guarded by men in the colour of the Bailey crest, and Sam isn't willing to risk traversing the cliffs at night. That leaves the docks. It's the last place they'll look for them, at least, she thinks. They sneak aboard an aging fishing trawler near ready to depart, captained by a man who looks like he's seen better days, and half a crew. They won't kick them out if they find them, Sam knows. They reek of desperation. She holds her sister close as they hide inside an empty crate and the boat begins to rock.

~

So Sidney's all alone out there on that island, unable to leave. The beast will know the moment the book leaves the shore, and if she leaves the book behind, then she'll no longer be safe from the curse. No, she's to stay on the island. It provides all she needs, and the book keeps it hidden from those who would do her harm. Well, all alone until the sisters pick up a stray dog on a nearby island, then Sidney gets a canine companion.

Sidney does her best to help the girls in whatever way she can, by sharing information, by warning them away from The Collector. She doesn't know for certain, but she has her suspicions. The curse of the beast prevents her from speaking his name, his story.

Sam is drawn to him. His eyes are always hidden behind shaded glasses, and there's some part of her that knows why. There's something wrong with him. He's touched by the sea in a way all the stories warn you about. But then again, aren't they all. It seems all they meet these days have lost a part of themselves to the sea. The more artefacts they find, the more manic he becomes. Sam bans Tara from coming ashore after the second. She fears for her around this man. But not for herself, no, there's something inside of her that knows this man cannot hurt her.

[jahayla-parker]

Comedic Muse: Tom Holland x Reader SMAU

Anon request: “we need tom holland x comedian reader smau” 

Disclaimer: the England quoted joke is from Michelle Wolf, but her age didn’t fit with Toms very well. Other jokes are either non-copyrighted or from the Face Claim comedian Taylor Tomlinson

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tomholland2013: Darling, you killed it tonight! I am so proud of you for overcoming your stage fright and performing your amazing stand-up tonight! Haz and I were laughing the whole time! 😄

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samholland1999: I wish I could have made it @/yourusername! Tom FaceTimed the family during it though and u were crazy funny!  👏

yourusername: Wait... he what?! You ALL saw my set? I was not prepared for that! 🫣

nikkihollandphotography: Sweetheart, don’t fret. We all loved it, see you tomorrow night for dinner! ☺️

tomholland2013: I had to love, they all wanted to see it!🤷🏻‍♂️

harryholland64: I must see you live as Tom’s laugh was too constant to truly appreciate your set 😒

yourusername: lmao, low-key proud of that! 🥰

yourusername: baby, thank you for being my rock tonight! I couldn’t have done it without being able to see you sitting in the front row laughing. ❤️ Plus, it doesn’t hurt that you were my muse for several of the jokes 😉

tomholland2013: what?! which ones?

hazosterfield: Lmao I told you mate! That’s what you get for being such a div! 😂

yourusername: I wouldn’t change a thing about you baby. After all, I would have way less material if I did 😘

tomholland2013: ....you’re lucky I love you 🙄

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yourusername: I am blown away by your response to my TikToks! I had no idea there were so many other people who are in need of therapy! 😳In fact, since there are so many of you, I am working with my agent to possibly go on tour soon. Until then, drink your water, don’t text your ex, and I guess keep repressing your emotions? 🤔

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tomholland2013: all jokes aside, your TikTok following has exploded and I am so incredibly proud! ❤️

yncomedyfanpage: jokes aside? you do realize your girlfriend is a comedian right?! 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

yourusername: @/yncomedyfanpage oh believe me, he does! he is one of those needing therapy haha. Besides, he is saying jokes aside since he knows he can’t compete 😏

tomholland2013: lmao god I love you 🙄😍

nikkihollandphotography: oh congrats sweetie! your comedy is wonderful and deserves to be shared. p.s. this picture is very lush 🙂

yourusername: thank you Nikki! 🥰

jokesbyyn: love that Nikki is safe from jokes but Tom isn’t 🤣

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tomholland2013: Go get your tickets to see this ace of a woman live at various venues across the US! Link is in my bio 👈

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yourusername: you can expect plenty of my usual content, MCU jokes (especially about one certain character/actor 😌), etc. Promise it’ll be worth it!😝

zendaya: purchasing all dates I am free right now!✈️

tuwaine: really? Why in the US only, biased much?😤

yourusername: We all know that’s where the trauma started, gotta get back to my roots 💁🏼‍♀️

paddyholland2004: lol after this can we expect a UK tour?

yourusername: definite possibility since I will be in the US I am sure I will be obtaining more trauma and other material for future shows! 💀

ynontour: see you at your local show! Tickets are going fast!

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yourusername: Thinking about how wonderful the US healthcare system is. After all, where else will you pay a therapist hundreds of dollars to tell you to "take some deep breaths"? 😮‍💨💰

side note: please check out @/comediccharity for more info on this issue! 🎗

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thebrotherstrust: while we are a UK based charity, we wanted to share that @/yourusername has formed @/comediccharity which raises funds for various organizations in the US. 😄

tomholland2013: her current US tour is raising money to help those in the US who are in medical debt. AKA she is not only hilarious but a wonderful philanthropist 💕

ynupdatesuk: is there a UK charity program for her next tour? 👀

yourusername: @/ynupdatesuk for that tour, I will be partnering with @/thebrotherstrust who will announce the specific charities as the tour gets closer 🙂

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netflix: “You know how when you break up with someone and they gain weight, and that makes you really happy? I bet that’s how England feels about us.” - @/yourusername is now streaming on all platforms 

tomholland2013: damn she’s smart, breathtaking, and whimsically funny? I wonder if she is single 🥵

yourusername: I mean you do see it was a breakup joke right? 🤨

tomholland2013: ........ hahaha.... look at you making more jokes. Call me? 😥

yourusername: thank you @/netflix for this opportunity to share my work while touring in the UK 🇬🇧

harryholland64: whoever took this photo did a good job, but needs to respect boundaries, I am your photographer 🙅🏻‍♂️

yourusername: about that.....

harryholland64: @/tomholland2013,... I need to join your call with her 😠

stacystarlight: if the series is as comedic as her responses to the Holland family, I will be binging it in one night 🫢

[imy2]

noted o7

5-2 warrens so cutee .. ugh pandora..... oo hi red .. •

lmao warren opening the trunk to murphy then slamming it back on him .. "ok, wanna do it the right way? open the trunk, let the man out - i'll apologize, my bad 🙄" lol cooper ,, aw warren :( but murphys smile at her :') •

hmm last ep doc asked w 10k n sarge n dante all right there - "whats in the bizcuitz?" and george answers "nobody knows, no one wants to know - rumor is, it's a trace amount of brains." so whyy ?? this episode, 10k asks dante "what's in those things anyway" and dante says "nobody knows for sure, nobody wants to know. my guess, trace amounts of brains." ??? i would've said 10k asked again to see if they got the same answer, but dante was there when george answered the first time so obv he'd just be able to repeat what she said... so i'm thinking this was just a genuine mess up ? •

ughh estes ... •

ahhh warren n george lookin at each other , oh to be in the middle of that look.. omg i forgot puppies n kittens was from george.. •

aww wb sun mei :-) .. hi cz .. •

"another... dude? and they got a kid?" i too would drink the zombie thumb alcohol after that one 10k •

omglol i just gasped when leroy shot cliff.. not cool leroy! "heyy you shot me :/" "i'll do it again if you don't shut up." 'this was my favorite t-shirt :(" •

5-3 "people have been giving me the eyeball since i got here!" "you look like satan." "yeah and i'm rockin it 🕺 but still it's rude to stare!" redmurphy does look pretty cool •

oh damnn i forgot abt 10k.. mann :/ bye sarge ... •

5-4 man warren laughing this ep made me realize how little she's laughed thruout the show .. wish i was in that room w george n warren ... •

5-5 i wish I was the zombie warren n george just slammed on that table.. ok i'll stop (unless it happens again) •

aww nana n jz r so cute .. •

this time doc was the one throwin a zombomb down the elevator(/air) shaft .. lmaoo "but i could use a light" wld be a great gif •

omg wb addy •

5-6 "alright i'll go ahead" "why" "bc ur my friend n i dont want u to get hurt" george pls .. •

hmm redmurphy cooloutfit another 5/5 look .. hellll yeah he got doc a look too •

lmaooo dante pulling a peeta •

5-7 lol doc gettin stabbed by murphys spiked gloves when they fist bump ... what car r doc n george in rn, i like it ... bye dante :// .. •

"take care of them." "yeah yeah, i got it." "ok well then, be safe." "no, you be safe out there. i don't want to have to go traipsing around half of screwmerica again to save your ass." "i don't care how many times you gotta traipse around to save me - but when you do, pick a color." lmaoo .. "i mean it, warren. the apocalypse wouldn't be half as fun without you in it. be careful." ohhh the looksss. "i love you too, murphy." murphy's facee :') .. "god, keep him safe." mannn •

5-8 oo i dont like this ep :/•

this was cute ..•

5-9 interesting ep.. kuruk n ayalla r so cool n pretty ..•

5-10 "one mans junk is another mans treasure. . that didn't come out right." lol doc •

man always hate that end bit... •

[heyyyharry]

“My Girl” Instagram #17

(They keep making fun of each other and fans go crazy)

For readers of both the self-insert and OC version, Bambi’s Instagram handle is @diaryofawriterwannabe (because I’m too lazy to edit every post to @yourinstagram for Tumblr 😂)

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harrystyles "I am fucking crazy but I am free"

diaryofawriterwannabe 🙄

↪ harrystyles @diaryofawriterwannabe do not roll your eyes at me

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles do not tell me what to do

↪ fan1 @diaryofawriterwannabe I LOVE YOU GUYS SM

↪ fan2 @diaryofawriterwannabe parents 😭

↪ fan3 @diaryofawriterwannabe what kind of enemies to lovers shit is this 😂

fan4 SIR U WATCH TIKTOK????

fan5 Lmaoooo

fan6 Omg what is she doing? 💀

fan7 MA'AM THAT IS NOT SAFE 😳

fan8 She wrote it in her book that they used to climb trees all the time, y'all so dramatic for what lol

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diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles this u?

harrystyles No

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles bullshit

fan1 YES MA'AM CALL HIM OUT

fan2 This couple is too much hahahaha

fan3 If my future relationship isn't like this I don't want it

fan4 Is this recent?

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @fan4 he was 17-18 :)

↪ harrystyles @fan4 that's not even me, please don't believe everything you see online :)

↪ fan4 @diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles OMG BOTH OF YOU REPLIED

↪ fan5 @fan4 what's it like to be god's favourite?

↪ gemmastyles @fan4 I can confirm that it's him

↪ fan4 @gemmastyles 😱😱😱

↪ fan6 @diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

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diaryofawriterwannabe Weirdo

harrystyles You're just asking for it at this point

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles when am I getting it then?

↪ fan1 @diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles SIR MA'AM THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW

↪ fan2 @harrystyles IG's guidelines:👩‍🦯

↪ fan3 @harrystyles YOU GUYS ARE RECKLESS

↪ fan4 @harrystyles Get a room lmaoooo

↪ fan5 @harrystyles u really said "i'm fucking crazy but i'm free" 💀

↪ fan6 @harrystyles ASKING FOR WHAT OMG 😳

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harrystyles @diaryofawriterwannabe it's getting embarrassing at this point

diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles 🤜👨🏻

↪ fan1 @diaryofawriterwannabe NOT THE MUSTACHE 💀

↪ fan2 @diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles Sorry dad, I'm team mom

↪ fan3 @diaryofawriterwannabe I'm laughing so hard rn 🤣

↪ fan4 @diaryofawriterwannabe I WANT YOUR RELATIONSHIP PLEASE 😭

isaacskye You woke up and chose violence

↪ fan5 @isaacskye KING

↪ fan6 @isaacskye not Isaac commenting lmaoooo this keeps getting better and better

↪ fan7 @isaacskye the best thing about this is y'all using gen z language hahahaha

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @fan7 I taught them well

↪ fan7 @diaryofawriterwannabe MA'AM YOU REPLIED ASJKLDWHAKLJFJEJK

niallhoran I turned on post notifications for you guys

↪ fan8 @niallhoran same Niall same

↪ fan9 @niallhoran you and Isaac lmaooooo

↪ fan10 @niallhoran NOT ISAAC'S COMMENT GETTING MORE LIKES THAN NIALL'S 😂

aliceinwondergram I LIVE FOR THESE COMMENTS

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diaryofawriterwannabe He's okay I guess 🙄

harrystyles Just okay? 😔

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles jk love you babe 🥰

↪ harrystyles @diaryofawriterwannabe yay love you too

↪ fan1 @harrystyles awwwww

↪ fan2 @harrystyles @diaryofawriterwannabe you guys are so chaotic I LOVE IT

↪ fan3 @harrystyles soooooo cute!!!

niallhoran *turns off notifications* *unfollows* *blocks*

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @niallhoran 🤣

↪ harrystyles @niallhoran no stay, I still have so many pics that could ruin her life

↪ fan4 @harrystyles LMAOOOOOOO THIS COUPLE

↪ diaryofawriterwannabe @harrystyles UM YOU KNOW WHAT

↪ isaacskye @harrystyles you woke up and chose death

↪ fan5 @niallhoran THESE REPLIES ARE SENDING ME

↪ fan6 @niallhoran @isaacskye KING SHIT

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[scribblemetae]

OOOOO O O ME ME ME OKAY OKAY LISTEN U SAID… u said nothing to do with feelings so the last playmate left bc she has to use her safe word when she was with tae and now he doesn’t really want to fuck anyone else bc he doesn’t want it to happen again go ahead tell me how right I am 😏 andddd she had got fired bc tae couldn’t have sex with her anymore bc he felt so nervous so they had to get a new one but he felt bad bc he got her fired I swear I’m a fucking genius bro AND this gets y/n and tae close cuz he’s all like “no I don’t wanna hurt u too😔” and she’s like “tae🙁 I promise u trust me I’ll be okay just give me that d😩” bitch u better write it like this🙄

Love your writing can’t wait til u update this❤️❤️ and TYB too😌

Babe thats such a big brain idea but... I can tell you that you're not correct :P I LOVE THE IDEA OF IT THOUGH LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD ROOT TO GO DOWN!

All will be revealed in due time my love, KEEP GUESSING THOUGH COS I LOVE IT