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dzhfaer · 10 months

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Hashimada-week-2023 #1

@hashimada-week

Day one - Childhood crush

hi, itsa me, ukranian guy from comments section.

mary_kel (@mira--mira) if you read this you should know how much i waited for this week to start.

well, now you know.

be ready for 6s day.

baiiii

#hashimadaweek2023 #today is the day #FINALLY I CAN START POSTING #u will shit your pants guys #i aint joking #digital art #art #fanart #digital #naruto #naruto fanart #hashirama x madara #hashirama senju #madara uchiha #gay #lgbtq #smol adorable hashimadas #enjoy gay my friends

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kafka-ohdear · 1 month

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im going to propose to whoever gives me "a wing and a prayer" as my birthday gift. this is a threat.

#the duck saying random shits #i aint joking #sigh 😔#idk whoever gives me books as gifts I LOVE YOU #harry crosby

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cranberrytart451 · 6 months

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Sherlock Gnomes is actually a good movie I think.

#rambling into the void #sherlock gnomes #i aint joking #the weakest part of the movie is Gnomeo and juliet

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joshbruh10x · 2 years

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Josh check this new account page for a message for everyone including your followers

So answer this question

Ok first of all, I'm a very patient guy, I'll forgive anyone and give them chances at any right time.

Ok secondly GUYS WHO'S BEEN SENDING THIS GUY DEATH THREATS, JESUS????

I love how people care if someone bugs me but I can handle these, I'm serious, please don't send death threats to people

And Mitris, yeah I'll also whole-heartly apologize for the anons who sent that

#askjosh #serious talk #i aint joking

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thelaisydazy · 2 months

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We interrupt your doom scrolling and CoD man thirst for this reminder.

HYDRATE

Thank you that is all

#seriously if y'all gonna be thirsty drink y'all's water #i aint joking #DRINK #hydrate or diedrate

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snailsnaps · 14 days

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♪ (I Just) Died in Your Arms by Cutting Crew playing in the background...

Did I ever mention that the love of his life is a Bedrock block?

#bud's objectum i aint even joking #the literal love of his life #original character #minecraft #enderman #minecraft oc #enderman oc #enderman minecraft #minecraft enderman #feat: Zeph #endersona #snailsnaps #minecraft fanart #objectum #os/or #osor #Red's also here iguess -

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nyaskitten · 3 months

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$50,000... okay Lloyd, you sick fuck...

#I hope everyone gets the joke and i dont have to explain it #matter of fact lemme just explain it here so im safe-ish #cartoon beatbox guy spent 50k dollars for an animation of himself being chased by that h*zbin h*tel girl. charlie or smth #if this post is too weird or uncomfortable or something lmk and ill tag it however you want 😭😭😭#i realize my slightly weirder jokes might be uncomfortable for some ppl i aint tryna do all thatttt...#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #raine's shitposting

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copepods · 9 months

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i wish boobies got more hype beyond “haha bird with funny name” because they are actually so gorgeous… look at these guys

sleek. streamlined. beautiful. more sula genus love NOW

#gannets also <333 but this post aint about them #text #birds #ANYONE WHO MAKES A JOKE…. PLS I KNOW ITS FUNNY BUT NOT THIS POST. I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT BIRDS

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witchspeka · 9 months

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I love my girl Miwa but as soon as I read that this image immediately popped up in my head:

#HAVE SOME STANDARDS GIRL DAMN #i want this relationship to work out too but this aint it #how do we relationship #cine te a intrebat #uhmmm theres SPOILERS past this tag in case u care to read this yourself just a quick warning #i kid i joke but this scene fucks me up i like how this manga handles queerness. it shows how messy and painful it can be #like we already got a bit of that with sae and her relationship with sex but this mmmmmm this one i didnt see coming #imagine u work up the courage to confess to ur high school crush and she says she cant date you #not cause she doesnt like you. quite literally /because/ she likes you and wants to take ur relationship seriously and respect you #but she cant do that. because shes afraid of people finding out. of having to hide all the time. of being ostracised. she's tired.#she cant find the strength to do that.#the frustration of being loved but society denying you the possibility of being together... ill clown on Miwa (its very easy) but i feel bad #for her #gaud i need to sleep hai pa

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shower-phantom-ideas · 6 months

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Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.

She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.

She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.

Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.

She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.

Enter from the left The Manipulator™️

Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. “She will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stopped” cries big business.

In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesn’t force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.

Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her can’t. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesn’t, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?

At first they think it’s teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao it’s just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #jazz fenton #manipulator? I hardly know her hehehehehehe these jokes are peak for me atm #jazz snaps and does some changing of the world #vlad is funding her because hes scared of her #no good tags today boiz I gotta call my mom and the hot water is gonw #yes yes I know I know I said I hate my mother but I am a good boi and will bring her lunch today so she eats #plus my sistet never leaves the house so im offering to take her too so maybe she can get some sun light #oh I got a promotion at work too btw #not the one I wanted but meh it’s something right?#gonna be working mon-fri 10hour shifts so ill be a bit busy sorry #got a catboi danny post in the drafts for you later though so u wont starve I guess #who am I kidding plenty of dpxdc posters for yall I aint gotta be worried #oof that makes me sad kinda so im a dip

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flamememeago · 8 months

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A collection of Monkee images that sure make a post.

#wow !! another Monkee funny dump !! so original !!#aint I a scamp #a redraw some meh drawings and a couple of bad jokes.#I like a lot of these but I cant make myself post em separately #the monkees #mike nesmith #micheal nesmith #micky dolenz #peter tork #davy jones #soup stuff #my art

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chycoin · 14 days

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Me after rating the recent Puzzlevision episode 1 star because I want Mr. Puzzles to get more pissed than he already is and because I’m spiteful

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I think I’m in danger 🙂

#smg4 #smg4 fanart #smg4 tv adware #smg4 puzzlevision #tired #artist #art #this took me forever man my back hurts #all joke aside I loved the episode and personally would rate it 5 stars but I aint giving Mr Puzzles what he wants #my sona #artist sona

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megamindsupremacy · 1 month

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major life update friends!!!

I’ve been 👶🏼🥳 born again 🙏 ✝️ praise the lord ✨🔥 god almighty maker of heaven 🌌 and earth 🌍 🎶 WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY IF THEY LABEL ME A JESUS FREAK 🎶✝️🎶WHAT WILL PEOPLE DO IF THEY FIND THAT ITS TRUE 🎶🙏🔥✨

#mads posts #Christianity tw #joke #joke joke joke this is a joke this did happen to me but I’m not a fundamentalist Christian now #I DONT REALLY CARE IF THEY LABEL ME A JESUS FREAK THERE AINT NO DENYING THE TRUTH #🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

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martlet-my-beloved · 15 days

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