#i am . humiliated

[sherpaherp]

FIT MC READS MY CHAT MESSAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT'S ME JOKINGLY CALLING MYSELF TOXIC NOOOO LMAO

[twofacedtrickery]

Have you ever swallowed wrong only to worry everyone within earshot and all you can do is wait until you stop choking to say you're fine you just failed a basic bodily function?

[damse1ette]

instead of telling my therapist i’m mentally ill, next time i’m just gonna show them this 🫠

[soulsongplays]

Y’all ever reblog to the wrong blog?

[theforestknowsmydreams]

had an appointment earlier and forgot today is not a holiday for most people.

so when I opened my calendar and saw what day it was, I went "oh! happy Ides of March!" all cheerful :D

and then it dawned on me.

[hamletthedane]

Nothing worse than your grandparents asking if you’re bringing a boyfriend to the family’s annual deer hunt, and you getting a little ticked off bc you’ve been openly gay for the better part of a decade so you impulsively respond “no I’m bringing my girlfriend” and get a nice apologetic response but UH OH - you haven’t had anything resembling a serious date since before law school and that was like five years ago so now you have to pretend to break up with your alleged girlfriend right before the trip and act all sad about it the whole time which is definitely a much worse fate than just ignoring some vague homophobia, and now your cousins also want details and your parents are like wtf who the hell is this mystery girl, when ALL you really wanted was an excuse to quietly sit in a deer blind for a few hours in November, wrapped in blankets drinking spiked hot chocolate and pretending to look for deer.

[beownedbyjasmine]

message me on telegram:@jasmineellaxoxo

[ghoulcified]

This moodboard is entitled: Things First Responders Saw When They Disarmed My Alarm

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[lovelymindofviki]

the greatest heartbreak I have ever felt, done by the one i loved the most.

i was the one to say: "i am very scared of love, but they will always prove me wrong!"

they pried it from my desperate grasping hands, with no force, no strength, they took it with a kiss and a smile and very sweet words and

they spat and shattered and wrecked.

this is part of living i will get out stronger all endings have new beginnings thank you for this lesson.

I want them to hurt, to know they broke my heart, to know they lost someone who would've died and killed for them, to miss me more hours than i spend sobbing.

my desperate grasping hands are cold and it will forever take more than a kiss and a smile and very sweet words to pry from them.

[bietrofastimoff23]

"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

Larys does what no one has done for Aegon: he's teaching him. he tells him the harsh truth, which hurts. Otto and Alicent did it too. but the difference is that Larys also demonstrates to Aegon that he is not alone in his path and he will have his support, he is here to help, not harm. He doesn't look at him as useless, even when he's lying in bed unable to move. he sees potential in Aegon - a combination of the ability to listen and the desire to return what is due - which is why he gives him a weapon "your mind is all that remains to you", rather than a finished result.

Larys can manipulate, using his own experience and genuine pain, and sympathize with Aegon's situation at the same time, these are not mutually exclusive things, especially when Aegon showed him his respect by giving him a position on the council ("i should be glad of your talents") and when their fruitful cooperation will bring victory to both of them. Aegon will become Larys' greatest creation if Larys continues to teach him inner restraint and cunning.

[conditioned-to-obey]

Does conditioning actually work with edging only? What chemical release would assist in the conditioning if no orgasm takes place?

Of course it does. Conditioned mutts will salivate to the sound of the bell, regardless if they are actually fed or not.

With the right training, praise can feel better than an orgasm.

It's not about the orgasm. It's about how good it feels to please. How good it feels to serve. How good it feels to not think.

How good it feels to just obey.

[definitelynotacannibal]

Emotional rollercoaster except only the bad emotions

[heavysambino]

I tried to do a sit up after chugging milk and cookies and well...

[syrupup]

wanna be dominated by a hot and mean trans girl so baddd :( getting thrown around like the stupid and weak puppy that i am, only to get laughed and cooed at while feeling myself get even wetter than before ;;;

[jamietwat]

Yeah Roy was Jamie’s special interest (affectionate) before he met him but I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Jamie got on Roy’s nerves so immediately and completely that he was Roy’s special interest (derogatory) since before Ted showed up and certainly long before Roy was a coach or intentionally spent time with him

Like I’m imagining later on when Roy and Jamie are still in their he’s not my best friend phase, Jamie finds some big fan made how much do you know about Jamie Tartt quiz and sending it to the team group chat to telling everyone to do it and send their scores

Roy assumes it must be a super easy quiz and common knowledge so he doesn’t really think anything of it when he responds with a screenshot of his like 95% and it calling him a Jamie Tartt super fan with “I’m going to kill myself.” But he responded too soon to realize that it is in fact not the super easy quiz he assumed it was until the team starts responding with way lower scores

Like they’ve got varying levels of passing knowledge but no one even remotely competes with Roy or gets labelled a superfan in their results including Keeley who Jamie sent it to separately (she knew lots and got higher than most people but like she absolutely does not know or care about his stats and shit like that and she hasn’t watched all of his interviews to hear all of the stuff on there) and including Jamie who sends back his 85% with “how THE FUCK did u score higher than i did???”

And Roy is incredulous like “How did you not know the answers? This whole quiz is about you” and Jamie’s like “u expect me to remember everything that ever happens to me and everything ive ever said???” And Jan responds “Apparently Roy does”

And basically the entire team never lets Roy live his Jamie Tartt super fan status and knowing more about Jamie than Jamie does down and Roy deeply regrets not waiting for other people to respond before he sent anything/faking worse results

[badbarbiedollxx]

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