#i am a creature

[moss-deity]

i wonder if my brain ever gets tired of percieving my reflection in an entirely new way every time i look in a mirror

[illcryatyou]

sighs like how a dog does when it lays on its side

[armands-eyefuckery]

I'm like a dog that found a pork chop under a bush one day and now every time they pass the pork chop bush it must be inspected, except it's an iced sugar cookies break room at one of my work buildings

[happyk44]

Oh the eternal struggle of pseudonym so I can brag about my self-publishing adventures online to potential fans of my writing (through fanfic) without fear of being known vs, you know, using my actual name so I can point and say "that's me!" and promote in person to people who know me IRL (which I never do anyway, so really it's for the benefit of me getting to put my real human name on a book, which gives me giggly feelings).

Would I love to one day blend both worlds together? Yeah. Do I think I'll ever be comfortable doing that? God, no.

[cursedthing]

I've became more of a menece to society this past month and I welcome that change with open arms

[leechandoki]

Me: I need to get better at art!

Me: *does an art study to get better at art and am very happy with it*

Also me: *realize the art is way too complicated and hurts my hands*

Me: I need to downgrade my art!

...

Me: I need to get better at art!

[onerios]

Oughhhh the horrors are getting to me

(is experiencing normal human emotions)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[cookie-nom-nom]

Their entire relationship

[pawbeanies]

can we tussle a bit as friends... can we do a little roughhousing a bit as friends... can you pin me down by the wrists with one hand and laugh at me for being into it... yknow... as friends...

[biblecampkys]

wake up. smoke cigarette. ponder existentialism and the true duality of nihilism in a universe that cannot be understood or quantified existing inside and outside of an infinite amount of other universes that can't be explained and the implications of existence thru our lack of understanding it. eat fruity pebbles.

[kociamieta]

can angels wear knight armour?

sure, but i imagine it'd be even more exhausting for them to wear than clothes.

call that a shining knight in armor [sic]

[soft--dogs]

yaaaaay we're going to the flea market today!! (what they tell me when they're tricking me into taking my flea meds)

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.

[mintytrifecta]

Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.

Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.

[onerios]

Feeling inhuman (positive)