#i am a proud simp

[nouverx]

Hi hi ! If you’re still doing drawing requests, if you are, how about human alastor (+ his funky red glasses) with curly hair?

Hi hi! Sorry it's more wavy than curly but that's how I always imagined him as a human so- here you go

I discovered this cosplay of human Alastor on ig the other day and I loved it so much that's kind of the vibe I was going for while drawing. This cosplay makes me feral you can't even imagine

And here I go, crushing on his human form as well 🙈 oopsie

[h4unted-d4rling]

People find Pyramid Head hot and nobody bats an eye. But when I say I find Bill Cipher hot? Society!!! Society calls me weird!!!!!!

[ismagulnitatay]

Jiwoo casually arriving with a big smile, but the presence behind him is in full contrast. LMAO.

RAAAGHHHHH, THEY ARE SO POWERFUL. THE PRESENCE IS OFF THE ROOF. I AM ON MY KNEES. I TELL YOU I SCREAMED MY ASS OFF WHEN THEY APPEARED.

Also, I need to flex this sassy babygirl because HE DESERVES TO BE FLEXED. SO FUCKING PRETTY, MAKES ME WANNA BEND HIM OVER, PLS.

[i-simp-for-women]

Colin Bridgerton has reached a new level of sexiness just by being his true pathetic self.

I thought Anthony falling to the lake with that white shirt was the sluttiest thing ever but paint me impressed for this disastrously down bad individual has found her equal

Colin 'My Wife' Bridgerton

I applaud in admiration to that slutty king, I surrender my simp crown for I have found someone worthy of it.

But being for real the fact that it took one kiss for him to start dismantling his rake facade is impressive, he is so vulnerable, so bare for her, abandoning his armour for the greatest prize of all, love.

They are so strong and face trials of their own.

[myst3ry-m3at]

Since Sidon is now engaged I will now focus all my energy into perusing Tauro. This blog is now a Tauro simp blog, I cannot resist a man who has his fat fucking tits out all the time. Lemme recover all my hearts in those massive badonkers sir I am dying

[kaiscope]

Have a Mammon doodle as I study his lovely body shape 💚💚

[shizunitis]

I see you’ve changed your icon to a very adorable Binghe. Is he from the Russian edition??

Thank you for noticing! 😌 (twirling my hair, checking my nails, acting very suave, mysterious, cool, et cetera)

Yes, he is!! I’ve fallen in love with the Russian edition chibis!! They bring me such joy… Lil’ Bingbing with his lil’ pouty cheeks. 🥰 Shizun with his dark circles and his fear! ☺️ They’re very dear to me!

Also, I adore the designs. Raccun’s version of Bingqiu… They scratch an itch in my brain.

Additionally: Mobei.

[pajka-eagle]

ME WHEN CULTISTS 👉👈

ME WHEN GUZMA 👉👈

ME WHEN FRENCH (kalos) GAY HOMOSEXUAL PROFESSOR 👉👈

so anyways I finally decided to give a chance to whiteboard again and I had quite fun to be honest.

[rokso-o]

weekly dose of the lcf manhwa serotonin boost ✨

cale just looking good in every possible angle

GUESS WHO’S BACK?!

my mans is back 🥳🥳🥳

THIS GOT ME HAKDJDKHDDKJDKDJDDKDJ i WILL eat him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cale in his actor era (he looks SO MF good in this i swear this man got me running LAPS also pan-nim i will never forget this service as long as i live . I COULD LITERALLY WRITE U. ESSAYS RN ABOUT HHISSSSS LIKE I CAN WAX U POETRY RIGHT NOW IM NOT EVEN CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY no cos u gotta me completelyy unhinged Nahhhhhhh nahhhhhhh)

and the TRUE highlights of this chapter

our cute, silly, grumpy little dragon. the shocked kittens. and best girl on. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

[o-o-lover-o-o]

HOW OBSESSED I AM

It's been 7 years ago, when my obsession started. I heard about the anime called ‘hunter x hunter’. This caught my interest and the way the story is delivered is hella good. Then, the first time I saw Illumi Zoldyck in the first arc, I didn't have any reaction because he looks like a dead person and a red flag. But then in the election arc. He appeared and he's hella fine~ 💜, he is now a dead sexy good-looking person and a hot flaming red flag.

Years passed, I've become more obsessed with this character knowing it will not give me any acknowledgement or recognition from this guy because he never existed but if he did, he'll probably kill me LOL because I'm useless AF to be a pawn. I know he exists in a different dimension or universe. Let me be delulu 🙄. I'll probably kms and hope that ill reincarnated to the hxh

WHY I LOVE HIM

Loving a fictional character that has a very questionable personality and morality. Is very common among people who have bad taste in men (like me). He might be fictional but I'm willing to die for him. I love him so much because of his appearance, personality and traits. I wonder why I am so drawn to him. Is it because he's very obsessive and possessive in nature that it gives me security that would probably won't leave me if he gets a chance to love me?(a normal yandere enjoyer)Or I just read many fictional stories about him that my brain always thinks about only him? (I'm brainwashing myself lol).

I am mediocre about everything but if I get obsessed about something, I will dig for its information till the end and the center of the earth. So I can just find a way just to seek what I want to know, even if it's something small or big, it doesn't matter as long it's him. Everything that I'm obsessed about, is essential for my obsession. I must know things that I don't know and I must find answers to these questions that linger in my head and heart.

I love the way his hair drapes down from his shoulder to his waist. It gives a mysterious and majestic effect that caught my interest in every single detail of his features. I'm willingly wrapped myself in his hair and suffocated myself even though it would hurt or might take my life away. His sharp features that make him intimidating is smooch 😘🤌 a masterpiece. he has this big eyes that are filled with emptiness that I'm willing to be swallowed by darkness and will not go up again to see the light, his nose is straight i want to sit on it and, lips that i can kiss till my lung oxygen runs out and die in his arms. His pale skin that illuminates in the darkness from the moonlight, it could light up my life. His aura is so cold and menacing that I want to hug him and never let him go. I like cold stuff because my body is always naturally warm, he can set me on fire to warm himself, I'll be happy to keep him warm. He puts all the spices and gives flavors to my tongue and I would savor the taste of his odd behavior.

I already did a lot of stuff to feed my obsession everyday; reading fanfiction, character analysis, and talking to bots that I made lol. I go far, like making myself hallucinate to see him, and doing reality shifting and I still haven't succeeded yet. I'm happy, everytime i get sleep paralysis and it means I can control my dream. I also lucid dream and encounter illumi a lot in it. Sometimes he appear in my dream 😏 very randomly… and one time we held hands and I got too excited, I woke up. or the way he kissed my neck but I woke up because my mother screamed my name. Or the way he tries to kill me but I'm fine because I'm able to see him. Hehe~💜

My friends call me obsessive and delusional, I'm actually not. I'm just.. Devoted to this relationship, to him. Also I'm manifesting the reality I want. I keep myself virgin for him, even my first kiss. I am willing to be his sacrificial lamb.

I'm willing to follow him all day and pick up all his hair strands on the ground and make a crochet out of it, then create some sweater or something cute that I can give him or something I can keep it myself. If he has dandruff, I'm willing to sprinkle it in my mouth and eat it like parmesan cheese and I can do it like a snack and dessert everyday.

I'm willing to consume everything that comes out in his body, everything he touches is holy and sacred for me. I will build an altar to worship him from head to toe, from his dead skin to his bone marrow. I am willing to fight the Gods and Goddesses or The Devil for illumi, just to see him.

If he existed in this world, I'll probably be his stalker, I'll end up being his slave or I'll be dead lol. But that's fine, as long as the last thing I would see is him. If I get reincarnated to an object, I don't mind being his soap, not in a perverted way but I would love to feel him against mine. Thinking that my only purpose is to serve him then I'll die slowly, melting down to the drainage till I'm nothing. If I don't turn to soap, I'll be okay to be anything, as long as I am his object. If I become a hair blower, I still don't mind. It'll be lovely to witness his hair flowing to the wind. I would not be mad if I became his tissue. But if I turn into a pet, I would be ecstatic.

He smells like every dark thought I ever had. Keeps me awake at night and keeps me thinking about him. I might not have any needles in my head but I act like one. I am drowning in the thought of him everyday that it becomes unhealthy and there's no day that there's no him in my mind. My head will subconsciously start thinking about him to the point of obsession that I can't start my day without staring at my phone with his face in it, scrolling through my gallery and reading fanfiction or anything that is related to him.

I am aware of his flaws but that makes him more attractive in my eyes. He's such an interesting person. I am hella fine with his current personality, to be honest, i would like to be abused by him. He can torture me all day and all night, just to see him and breathe the same air as him. If I really did breathe the same air as him, I would be willing to let him rip open my ribs and offer him my heart or organs. I would kill for him and I would let him kill me if he wanted to.

[cahrlotah]

he looks so cute i cant😭

[shininjjongg]

The way all the self respect will vanish from my body the moment kaiser’s bicycle kick gets animated

[ismagulnitatay]

CAN WE JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE VOICE ACTING OF TAITO BAN FOR JINWOO? LIKE MAN MADE ME KNEEL 50 TIMES IN TODAY'S EPISODE. LMAO.

Jinwoo looks so much better in the manhwa, but Tai-chan covered for that with his voice!!! RAAAGGGHHH.

[euniveve]

ah yes, my favourite genre of men in fanfic; the powerful ones that had fought countless battles, could kill everyone in the room if he so wished, but is utterly defenceless against his wife

[officialdaydreamer00]

[astranauticus]

i am so very normal about him