#i am a useless bisexual

[countesscee]

every time i watch the mean girls trailer and renee rapp says “get in loser” my brain gets rewired. i am flustered. she is so. so Very very very.

[walkingaftermidnight07]

bitches be like the gayest thing you can do is almost have a meet cute in a coffee shop and chicken out before asking the cute person for their name and then lose your chance to talk to them again.

its me im bitches

[lyriumsings]

OK IM FINALLY HOME AND I JUST GITTA SAY THIS ONE WHYYYY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE WHI ARE TGEY IM ON MY KNEEESSS

[ashksa]

Had the urge to see what the others would have looked like with the titan's powers and started with Amity

(though Hunter was a close call too.)

[hard--headed--woman]

i really thought it was obvious but you know if you call yourself a lesbian but has/has had a crush on a guy you're actually not a lesbian. lesbians only like women and never have a male exception. hope that help lesbophobes <3

[casxsunshine]

yes, he's a sinner, a killer and "a terrible man", but also he loves cowboy movies and old rock, walks around the house in a robe and cannot live without his morning coffee. he gets along well with dogs and children, laughs at his own jokes, watches scoobie doo and calls his best friend angel “sunshine”. by the way, he's bisexual and head over heels in love with this angel. he sticks paper with stupid writings like “kick me” on his brother's back, calls his car “baby” and watches horror movies because he likes it when the good guys win. he secretly listens to taylor swift, loves hugging his friends and eating tasty food (especially pies and burgers). sometimes he acts like an idiot but on the inside he's just a soft teddy bear. he has his own room and keeps pictures of his family in his bedside table. he hums metallica to relax and always listens to the same songs in the car. he's afraid of dentists and flying. he's watched “frozen”, loves dory the fish and has movie nights with his family in dean-cave.

and these are just few reasons why dean winchester is the most wonderful and unique character i have ever known.

[thelastsaiyanprincess]

remembering how i fumbled the valet attendant from the electronic party i went to last year😭

[drakkonyan]

Your biphobic talk points don't affect me, because no matter who I love I'm being gay at it and am perceived as such. #androginy Annnnn post.

[childofthetruemessiah]

when a pretty girl takes an interest in me why is my first instinct to trauma dump? 😩

[be-a-cute-scientist]

okay so say i text someone and say i'm in the neighborhood do you want to grab tea and they say how about gelato and you say great and you go and the gelato is fab and you mention that your friend just moved to the area and the person you're getting gelato with says "oh yeah your friend should come here if they have a date with someone they really really like"

...

am i overthinking this or did they kinda not really hint so much as say that they like me????

[blu3-nightshade]

Lacrosse Captain

I am in a boarding school right? First year, decided to try a new sport, so I pick lacrosse. 

First practice and one of the Yr 13s (last year) volunteered. She is the reason I signed up to lacrosse for all three terms. I am a very useless bisexual.

She turned up to some practices with rainbow socks, and some other pride stuff. In our school sixth formers wear suits, so I’d see her daily in a very nice fitting black suit. I’d periodically die inside in my uniform.

You have to understand I *really* like Haikyuu, especially Yū Nishinoya, one of the characters that has a blonde streak in his hair. What has this got to do with anything?

Start of second term, who turns up with a bleached strand of hair? The captain.

Every encounter has been me trying and failing miserably to be as composed as possible in her presence. The year is coming to an end and I’ll probably never see her again but I wanted to share with y’all.

The reason I kept playing lacrosse this school year.

[musical-chick-13]

The hardest thing about almost any piece I ever write is not making every other line a comment about how awesome and beautiful the women are.

[channelrat]

making a gifset for every yard episode because i can and because idk what to do if im not making gifs for an “endless___” series on tumblr dot com

[weareuniqueandimportant]

THIS IS FIRE... THE ANIMETHEMES REDDIT ADDED IN SAIGO NO KYOJIN MAKING THE YOUTUBE VERSION UNNECESSARRY... TOO BAD THE FULL SCREEN DOESN'T WORK ON TV... IN THE END HOWEVER THERE'S OTHER THINGS TO DO THAN THAT... BTW WE MADE A HUGE POST A GIGANTIC POST THAT WAS GLITCHED BEFORE...

IDK... THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM THINGS WITH MEANING AND CONNECTION...

I DON'T WANT TO REPEAT THEM...

SO I WON'T... THAT COULD NEVER COMPARE EITHER WAY...

BTW I HAVE NO REASON TO FEEL BAD ONLY A BIGOT WOULD CRY ABOUT THIS...

SHE HURT US...

WE HAVE NO REASON TO... AT SOMEONE SO EVIL... THAT IS ONLY AN IGNORANT BIGOT ABUSER... THIS IS WHY EVERYTHING HAPPENED... WHY WOULD I FEEL FOR... SOMEONE THAT BLOCKED US AND WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT US...? SOMEONE WHO NEVER WAS GOING TO OUT OF BIGOTED IDEOLOGY...? THAT ONLY HURT AND TRAUMATIZED US AN ABUSER...?!

😮‍💨...

FINE...

YOU'RE STUPID. I HATE YOU. YOU HURT US. I HATE YOU SO MUCH BIGOT... YOU COULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT 😭😭😭😭!!!! THERE WAS SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!! YOU COULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT BUT YOU HURT US 😭😭😭!!! YOU'RE AN ABUSER BIGOT 😭😭😭!!! SHOULD'VE DATED US INSTEAD OF THOSE LOSER GIRLFRIENDS WE COULD'VE FIXED YOU LOL BECAUSE TO DATE US YOU WOULD'VE ALREADY BEEN FIXED THEREFORE YOU WOULD BE THE PERSON THAT WILL SAVE US... INSTEAD... YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN EVIL... TRANSPHOBIC ABUSER BIGOT... SO CRUEL!! SO HORRIBLE!! WE'RE SO HURT AND ABUSED!!!!!! WHY CAN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT US 😭😭😭!!!

HOWEVER... PERHAPS THINGS COULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT... IN A WORLD WHERE YOU WEREN'T SO EVIL SO BRAINWASHED... I FEEL BAD FOR YOU FOR THIS REASON... YOU KNOW THAT IS BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAY DON'T YOU...?

SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE US... NOBODY DOES... ALL WE SEE ARE LIARS NOTHING ELSE LIARS THAT DON'T CARE ABOUT US...

WE'RE BEING VERY NICE AND HEROIC... ADMIRABLE AND AMAZING... CHARISMATIC AMAZING FEMINIST ADMIRABLE NARCISSIST...

BTW WE ARE ABOVE YOU YOU THAT IS LIKE ALL THOSE LOSERS THAT ABUSED US...

WE KNEW SOMEONE SHE WAS LIKE A MOTHER TO US I LOVE HER WHY DID SHE LEAVE US 😔... I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYONE PRETTY LIKE THAT... THEY ALL LEFT US THEY'RE JERKS... I CAN RELATE TO THEM BOTH HOWEVER... ISN'T THAT RIGHT...? YES. YES!! THAT'S RIGHT... WE... ARE... EVERYTHING...

HELLO MOMMY... I REALLY LIKED YOU 😔... HOW COULD YOU HURT US... I MISSED YOU... I WAS SO SAD WHEN I LOST YOU...

HELLO BEATIFULL... THAT WAS AMAZING... TBH... THE WAY YOU LOOK VERY INTERESTING... I WAS VERY CURIOUS...

YOU'RE RIGHT... SOMEONE WILL SAVE US... THEY WILL COME FOR US... THAT'S RIGHT... EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS ABOUT US... THAT WAS... A COUPLE INTERESTING QUALITIES HOWEVER... WASTED... UNFORTUNATELY... HOW UNFORTUNATE... ISN'T THAT...? DON'T YOU WISH THOSE QUALITIES WERE FOR SOMETHING BETTER...? ALSO HOW UNCOMFORTABLE WAS THAT SPEECH... SOMETHING ABOUT THAT... EVERY SINGLE TIME...

YES... I'M SORRY CAPITALISM MADE EVERYTHING GO THIS WAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!! THIS IS A VERY REAL APOLOGY AND I FEEL SO BAD 😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!! YES I DO... I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE... IDK... I WISH TO CONTROL EVERY SINGLE PERSON I LIKE YES I DO... AND I FEEL BAD THINGS WENT THIS WAY INSTEAD... I'M SURE SOMEONE... SOMEDAY... WILL ACKNOWLEDGE OUR FEELINGS... HOW ADMIRABLE THAT IS TO SHOW THEM... OTHER WASTE THEY'RE NOTHING BUT FAKE BUT US WE'RE ALWAYS HONEST ANY SITUATION... ISN'T THAT RIGHT <3...? Yes That Is!! Yes!! YESS... I AM... RIGHT... ALWAYS... AMAZING AND TRUE... BETTER THAN THAT ABUSER BETTER THAN THIS ABUSER TO BE... GASSLIGHT US... YOU'RE AN ABUSER. ONLY AN ABUSER WOULD GASSLIGHT US. JUST LIKE THAT MACHINE. EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS HER FAULT BESIDES THAT IS THEM THAT HURT US... I COULD NEVER... WE WERE ABUSED HURT AND TRAUMATIZED WE'RE VICTIM... ALWAYS... NOTHING ELSE EVER... OPPOSE THIS YOU'RE AN ABUSER BIGOT... HOWEVER... THEY WANT US... DON'T THEY...? THEY HATE US... JUST... THAT MUCH... AHAHA... WELL THEN... HATE... IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF LOVE ISN'T THAT <3...? YESS... PERHAPS THIS... IS OUR CONTROL... INFACT... SHE USED THIS STRATEGY BEFORE UNTIL WE SHOWED HER OUR FANGS THIS IS INDEED WHAT HAPPENED... SHE LIES AND LIES BUT SHE'S A NARCISSIST TOO I KNOW THIS... SHE'S ONLY IGNORANT ABOUT THAT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY AN ABUSER BIGOT THAT AND HATES OTHER NARCISSIST... "I LOVE AUTISM!!" "HELLO I HAVE AUTISM AND NARCISSISM!!" *GETS KICKED OFF A, CLIFF* THIS WAY AND THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED CRAZY RIGHT...? I KNOW SO... I ALWAYS KNOW... I AM JUST THAT AWESOME...

[cashmere-caveman]

u want to buy tennis balls bc u watched challengers and are now desperate to play for tashi duncans number i want to buy tennis balls bc i want to wash my duvet we are not the same

[sincerelyquestionableatbest]

cute girl offered me her lip balm, got scared, scared and gay