#i am about to mcfuckin lose it

[statichvm]

this is the most demonic day of my life istg

[fatherlyfrog]

oooo

[griim]

Incoming message from @lt-ghxst; "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"Seriously. What possessed you to think, that even for a fucking second. That I wanted to hear a pun? Hm?"

[altrxisme]

/=

[the-apocrypha]

i am so so so enamoured by your dreamling cottagecore series. ive been thinking about it nonstop since part one and was soooo hyped to see a part two. very intresting setting

Eeeeee thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it!

I have no idea whether there will be a third part, but I think if there is, it's probably going to center around Hob getting a bit flambéed and Dream (as someone put it in a comment) mcfuckin losing it in response. I need to percolate for a bit, though...

[criscura]

Gosh........ I really am REELING though.......... Like--LIKE---

"I'd destroy worlds for you"

"I love you to the moon and back"

"nothing matters if you aren't there"

"heroes will sacrifice love for the world but villains will sacrifice the world for love"

"I want to hold you close to my chest and never let go"

"I'd move stars for you"

"you're the best part of me"

"I'll kill anyone who hurts you"

"you're the light of my life"

"you keep me grounded when I start to lose myself"

HOW MANY MORE FUCKING CLICHES CAN YOU GET!!!!! Like FUCK I ***completely*** understand that this is magnificently unheroic of Saitama, but it's so fucking human too, and HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THIS ROMANTICALLY OH MY FUCKING???? GOSH??????

WHEN THIS IS RELEASED ON TANABATA??????

***WHEN WE JUST GOT THE CORE TOUCHING SCENE OH MY FUCKING GOSH****

I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna mcfuckin lose it. I want my boy back. I want sweet egg back. I want HAPPY and DOMESTIC but holy HEEELLLL this is romantic GOOOLLDD

Aw geeze, all the mythological and religious implications too.........I have so much to think about 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭❤️😭❤️😭😭

[bettercostume]

MARS POWER HOUR PART TWO

‘you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!’ thank u @steeple-sinderby-wanderers i fucking love this kinda thing. what else is life but making lists for people.

behind a cut because jesus christ

WHAT IT IS, DOECHII

"bedroom bully" is such a phrase

ETERNITY, ANYMA

[insert space au neymessi here]

TWO SIDES, MASEGO

idk man i get along with every gemini in my life!

BASEETA, SAMO ZAEN

i hear habibi said like this and i mcfuckin lose it, sorry

NO EFFORT, PRINCESS NOKIA

insane, my chain big pressure. honestly leo messi could never (but i wish he would)

OK, RAMMSTEIN

remember when you were in high school and every dude with long hair wanted till lindemann to sexually humiliate them?

ELECTRICA, TOKISCHA + ROSMAILIN WA

Tengo la vagina caliente de computa'/ 'Toy que me vengo sola, no me tiene que toca'

GIVE IT TO ME, LUCKY LUKE

when i play this i am the hottest person on earth and i can stop global warming

DUFFEL BAG, JOEBOY

that thrumming bass or whatever in the beginning has my pussy in a chokehold

ILL BE AROUND, ELDERBROOK

my melancholy stare out the bus window and think about dying song

(ashnikko voice) IM SHYYYY but @thesupermegahell @neyxmessi @gabrieljayzoos if u wanna hit it up style...feel $free.99 to do so.

[tscritical]

I know you were debating complaining about the actual sides rather than just Thomas before that twitter thing happened and idk if you decided whether you wanted to do it or not but if you did...

Any specific thought about the sides you want to let out?? I am a hater /lh so I love seeing others hate lol

honestly it’s been so long since ive rewatched the series that it’s hard to remember why i hate patton so much (i think it’s mostly projection at this point; i liken him to my dad even though they’re not really all that alike, for like. vent reasons? and it’s somewhat cathartic actually)

tho honestly i think his whole… point? in svs redux doesn’t help matters (i swear if empathy becomes an important talking point throughout the series im gonna McFuckin Lose It because thomas doesn’t know what the FUCK he’s talking about)

and virgils just a bitch that gets away with it too easily. i could elaborate but i think i have actually

and those two are really the only ones i have negative thoughts about. although. janus can be a real dick to roman (svs 1 and 2) but im still attached

[doctortonytchopper]

Godddd I am so glad I went back and watched the punk hazard arc though.

Partly because WOW I am really blown away by how early and THOROUGHLY Oda started just absolutely laying in on the gear 5 reveal hints. Holy shit.

Also because it's so fuckin great seeing the introduction of Momo and Kin to the crew and Law now that I know the backstory that was revealed in Wano. Like imagine being them (I'm focusing on Kin's POV here to lessen confusion btw).

You've been living under a hellish dictatorship - a shitty piss bitch snake, and this murderous dragon Kaido who's as powerful and unkillable as a god. Your beloved lord fights them and loses despite being literally the strongest fighter you know, by like, several orders of magnitude. He is then brutally executed, and the fight you put up to save him isn't even a fight just a half-failure of a retreat (not everyone made it) and it all ends in utter despair. There is no hope of ever beating this villain.

In an act of pure desperation, as the only option available as an alternative to absolute slaughter, his wife shoots you like 20 years into the future. You find the dictatorship is thriving; your beloved home is a wasteland. There are some people on your side but pretty much everyone is enslaved, weakened by starvation, or dead. You've got like ten people on your side to fight an army, and a fucking invincible dragon.

You take to the sea to see if you can find two guys on an elephant who will probably help you. You are so desperate for any help. This is a last ditch effort. You keep up an air of determination but are convinced you will all die. This man is a monster, an immortal dragon from hell ruling with an iron fist of bloody claws; not even Oden could do more than put a single scratch on him. It was over so fast, Kaido's victory so absolute, his hold on your country so firm. MAYBE these two guys will help you, but it's still just a drop in the bucket. You don't think anyone will be swayed by any plea you could make; no one on this earth will be willing to help you.

You land on a strange island where you're all separated, one guy gets lost, your lord's son (now your new lord) gets abducted, and you try to follow the ship he's on.

[That's what we learned in Wano recently. But I had forgotten the next part since Punk Hazard was so mcfuckin long ago.]

You arrive at this insane island that's half on fire and half frozen and just start killing. Then a guy shows up and dices you like a fucking onion but you stay alive. That's fuckin weird! Then you run into a group of pirates who absolutely INSIST on helping you stay alive despite your vicious complaints and argument.

They help rescue the boy, your lord, and make him smile despite the devastation and utter hell you and he have been through this past two-ish months of your personal timeline. You're so relieved to see him again!! He looks super normal and like he's hungry but is having a normal samurai amount of reluctance to trust food from strangers. Nothing going on there, probably! He probably didn't eat one single thing while on this island, definitely no magic fruits, no sir!

Anyways you hitch a ride with these weird pirates on their weird boat and they feed and clothe you, and they're kinda crazy but they treat you very kindly, despite having no obligation to do so. Oh, they're going the same way as you? Back to that weird island where your friend got lost? How fortuitous! Truly it was fate to meet these strange people!

You wonder if we could ask them for help. Hm, probably not. They'd be great allies but who in the world would ever want to willingly put themselves in that much danger, just to help people they don't know??? Caesar Clown is one thing but this is Kaido, invincible dragon, king of the beasts, emperor of the sea!

But then before you can say anything about it you overhear that insane stretchy boy say: "yeah, so that island's our next stop. After that, our plan is we're gonna go kill Kaido!"

And then Momo gets so startled he turns into a dragon.

How do you cope

[soldier-poet-king]

while the lotr movies are objectively Very Good and absolutely my #1 go to comfort series for any situation ever....this reread is just....reminding me.....of how dirty they did legolas....i understand they can only fit so much into a film but that’s MY BOY and he’s just like.....2D cardboard in the movies.....they ALSO did elrond a little dirty.... and cut glorfindel....etc etc etc

apparently i just Have Opinions on Elves and the reread is reminding me of why teen me was obsessed with tolkien elves for SO LONG even tho hobbits are clearly the best in the movies....its about The Lore and inexplicable Sublime Emotions and connections to The Divine and Ineffable. and also. cool architecture and poems. i could go on and on about the elves

[lazulisong]

everybody who talks about being excited to get out and do things like go to restaurants in front of a person who went to work every day in 2020 owes them fifty dollars or a cocktail!!!! i do in fact make the rules!!!!!!!

[daincrediblegg]

Gritting my fucking teeth today couldn’t tell you why

[coldflasher]

going from being excited by all my wips to having an existential crisis about how much i love all of them and how i’ll never have the time or motivation to do them all and spiralling and i have to WORK all the time when all i wanna do is write and then when it’s time to write i can’t write anyway and everything i write is bad and i don’t write as much as i want to and editing takes me 48 years and liwhfk;ehfe;fe;wk

in the words of mr barry allen i am NOT FAST ENOUGH

[sixtieseven]

i am shaking my psychiatrist by the shoulders and screaming GIVE ME MY FUCKING LITHIUM. GIVE ME MY FUCKING LITHIUM. REFILL THE FUCKING LITHIUM. IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITHDRAWAL TOMORROW IM GUNNA LOSE IT

[jamesteotfw]

people who think james is a psychopath and that that's a sexy trait in a person do not interact

[spaceshipkat]

istg if i am somehow sick (if strep throat managed to come back a third fucking time), this’ll be the goddamn icing on the cake of this past week. it had better be just allergies or imma lose my shit