#i am excite

[heavens-bookshop]

“Only Crowley and Aziraphale working together can hope to put it right. And they aren’t talking.”

Oh. Oh this is going to be fucking hilarious.

"Maggie, tell Crowley I am of course willing to accept his help even though this could have been much easier if he'd have just come with me in the first place."

"Erm, Mr Crowley --"

"Nina, please inform his most holier-than-thou that it was his plan that got us into this mess."

"Tell him yourself."

[itspileofgoodthings]

reputation about to RISE

[greyias]

NEW CLOTHES????

(I'm pouring one out for the poor blog that's been documenting all of the dyes on all of the clothes in the game. My condolences friendo.)

Bless.

FORBIDDEN FETCH YES GIMME

FUCK YES SEKRIT UNSOLVABLE PUZZLE NOW SOLVABLE I am rushing there first thing! (Then talking to Mol before spelunking into hell)

[leftski-art]

He doesn't have a name yet but as soon as the DM said gargoyles were a valid character choice for the new campaign setting I knew I had to take that opportunity and run with it

Thinking I'll make him a Paladin/Monk

[frikatilhi]

UMK in Tampere yaaaaaay! Tickets on sale Thursday! [x]

[duckprintspress]

🎉🎉🎉🎉Hockey Bois has hit the funding goal!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[neverwhere]

Metaphor: ReFantazio — Announcement Trailer

finallyyyyy announcement day is here!!

just look at my beautiful game :))) 💙✨

[altocat]

TGCF

Alto.

One doomed red-themed guy and one doomed white-themed guy in hopeless love with each other. One doomed black haired guy who experienced extreme poverty due to the horrible decisions of others.

Fire. Betrayal. Yanderes. Daddy issues. Mommy issues. Being close with some non-human thing that is a maelstrom of trauma. Angst. Gay romance. Butterflies.

Traumatized adorable babies (several). Eyes in weird places. Weird eyes that cause trauma. Weird, beautiful eyes.

A skrunkly villain who makes questionable soup and is beloved for his complete batshit insanity. A skrunkly hero who makes questionable soup and is beloved for his complete batshit insane lack of self-preservation.

Literally no one who hasn't fallen from grace or isn't about to, except background characters.

An author YOU ALREADY LOVE (MDZS).

GAE.

SO MUCH GAE.

saDFGHjGFDSADFGHJGFDSASDFGHGFDSASDF

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lemme just finish doin the things and then !!!! I'm ON IT !!!!

[rubyvroom]

NEW AREA X BOOK COMING REPEAT THE SOUTHERN REACH TRILOGY IS NOW A QUADRILOGY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[mybigfatgaylife]

I am gainfully employed once again. After over 8 hours of interviews and a take home project I am going to be working at a company trying to fix the problem of e-waste in electronics manufacturing. This will be a chance for me to pitch in on one of the biggest environmental problems we face.

[qqueenofhades]

So I may be about 4.3k words into the first chapter of the Husbands Rescue Fic. Ahem.

[murderousrobot]

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[aerodaltonimperial]

no i can’t y’all do you understand this, jack has been losing himself match by match and week by week ever since he was betrayed by christian cage, losing all these pieces that used to be who he was, and as he slowly gave in to the only thing he has ever known by emulating christian, he also was fucking fighting against it because he didn’t want to be christian, and so he ended up fixating on the only other person he was close to in hopes of becoming him instead, and now it’s this absolutely fucked up identity crisis where he’s desperately trying to be hook because he LIKED hook even as he sinks deeper and deeper into actually becoming christian cage BY BETRAYING HOOK JUST LIKE HE WAS BETRAYED, Y’ALL THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THEY HAVE GIVEN US IN SO LONG I CANNOT, THERE IS LEGITIMATELY SO MUCH HAPPENING HERE i am foaming at the mouth, i am losing my shit DON’T TOUCH ME CHOMPIE

[buckevantommy]

Strange Planet

[seizeourdestiny]

Been working on some draws

[peridot-tears]

TOP 5 “EZIO’S FAMILY” VERSIONS + TOP 5 TRACKS

Reviving this list from @thatcrazycrowgirl because AC OSTs need love.

Ezio’s Family - Favorite Versions:

Main Theme (AC Rogue) I'm a sucker for traditional Irish instrumentals, and you can feel the adventure of the North Atlantic through it. It doesn't just convey Shay's sense of freedom, but his will to fight against great odds and tragedy (and the cold). The way it builds up, then when the beat drops, it explodes into the Irish whistle, backed up by a drumbeat that sounds like both a heartbeat and the beating of your oars against the waves -- and then, as it ends, the music disperses into what sounds like a migratory flock of birds flying overhead.

2. Ezio's Family (Origins Version) (AC Origins)

It's a really tired but determined version of this song. You can feel how the chasm between Aya and Bayek is only as deep as their love. The things that bring them together are the same things that separate them: Their love for Khemu, the common folk, and Egypt. AC Origins is so perfect because it conveys the thing we love about the franchise the most: The ability to feel the will of the people reaching out from thousands of years away. This is the sound of hope. I am constantly mentally reliving the scene when the chorus plays for the first time in the game (notice how on the title screen, they always fade out the tune before the chorus actually drops, so they tease you with the signature beginning of Ezio's Family, but only the beginning):

"Good Bayek of Siwa. What are you of now?" "A new creed. Ours is finished."

3. The Flight (AC Odyssey)

Just like Legend of the Eagle Bearer, you can feel the literal odyssey in it. You feel the tides under your ship. Also, those vocals? Fucking fantastic. I thought I was done with Ezio's Family remakes when Odyssey came out, but then I actually listened to it. Oof. Amazing.

4. Main Theme (AC Chronicles: India)

I'm a sucker for strings. Like, this is why I love Shao Jun's version, but I've spent my whole life listening to pipa and gu zheng strings, ykyk, so I love it a lot, but AC India gives me just the right amount of familiarity in terms of string instrumentals while giving me the sense of a completely different world. It's the novelty for me. It's also just super chill and puts me in a good headspace, while still ending on an exciting, high note. There's also a tempo at the beginning where I feel like I'm listening to a clock tick.

(Oof, there's no gif for him. Sadge.)

5. Earth (AC 2)

Yo, when I tell you that the first time I played AC 2 and Ezio put on his father's Assassin's robes, and this played, I lost my goddamned MIND. I used to listen to this song, Ezio's Family, and Venice Rooftops one after the other like they were all one really long song, on loop, to get myself to fall asleep. I feel like I'm leaping from rooftop to rooftop, until I've achieved full flight. Ugh. Just. Perfection.

Honorable Mention: Somewhere between AC Unity and AC Syndicate versions, because hot DAMN, you really feel the beat of their cities in them.

Additional Favorite Tracks (in no particular order):

I Walk on Your Water (AC Origins) Bro, the first time I heard this when AC Origins came out and I was playing the soundtrack while I cooked, hearing this song was like a religious experience. And when the scene where Layla first experiences Aya's memories and says the line herself -- breathless, exalted -- was like the Second Coming.

2. Fight Club (AC III)

RATOHNHAKÉ:TON MY BELOVED. Yo, when I tell you I was in love with this game and its music and main character YEARS before I even touched ACIII, I am not fucking kidding. I listened to this shit on repeat. It pumps me up like nothing else. It motivates me at work, when I'm writing, and when I'm training. This song is the shit. AND FUCK YEAH I LINKED YOU TO THE EXTENDED VERSION WHAT OF IT. It's high-energy and determined and FUN. It's like a really nice round of sparring where you beat the shit out of your opponent but you're both happy about it.

3. Committee of One (AC Unity)

Yo, when I started stalking the King of Thieves and this beat dropped, I knew this was gonna be a good fucking game. I felt the thrill and danger, but I also felt unstoppable. I was fully immersed in Arno strolling into the den of the rats, not to mention how the Unity version of Ezio's Family starts playing once you've killed the King and escape. I ran into Templar thugs on the street on purpose just to hear this while they chased me. That abyssal heartbeat (AC Unity soundtrack has a living, breathing pulse) that falls into the familiar strains of that violin, followed by that harpsichord? Chef's fucking kiss.

4. Legend of the Eagle Bearer (AC Odyssey)

You can feel the waves under your oars! You can hear the sun rise over the horizon as the water changes colors! You can hear the relentless drive of your rowers as dawn breaks and the early-morning silence slowly dwindles down. And when you break into a full flight, it feels like you've gone wild, on the chase.

5. City of Rome (AC Brotherhood)

Oldie but goodie. It's so calm and inviting, but promises you adventure. You really feel like you've stepped into a city that's already ancient, but has so much to offer.

Honorable Mention: Master Assassin from AC Brotherhood and Parting Glass, Anne Bonny in Black Flag version.

I am tagging @sprawca @especiallyhaytham @teecupangel @canonless5 @starpineninja but no pressure to do it! If I didn't tag you but you're also a trash Assassin's Creed aficionado, feel free to join in!