imagine how excited El must have been the first time her hair was ever juuust getting long enough to put in a ponytail. like she saw Nancy do. like she saw girls on TV do.
you know she got a rubber band from a drawer in the cabin and tried to put her hair up in the mirror and it fell off right away because most of her hair was barely long enough, but if she didn't move her head at all it would stay for a second!! and she was like look!!!! Hop!!! I did it!!!! like a real girl!!!!! and every day my hair grows I am a realer girl!!!
and Hopper smiled but told her girls can have long hair or short hair or shiny smooth heads and still be real girls. and that's when he gave her Sara's hair tie. probably
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Liet is a majestic stallion of a man, and the folks that have taken him for a ride should feel fucking honored.
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hey if I don't kiss Clockboy in the next half hour I think I might die
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sometimes i see people post the most stupid shit on f1blr and you know what i do. i take a deep breath of my cigarette and i block them 🥰
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Go crawl back under your rock, Forced Birth Advocate. I don’t go looking for your posts and comment my beliefs on them. Keep your self-righteous, holier than thou, clueless, fascist bullshit off of mine.
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Istg if I have to see one more person say that the writers are tripping into this in the year of our lord 2023 I will throw hands
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Doing my best to keep being hydrated so my throat is nice and ready to take your cock.
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Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.
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Masochists are basically self-sadists.
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i find it so funny when people say they're about the "sexualize that old man" life but then take away every old man aspect about him. in THIS house, we stand for the wrinkles, the receding hairline, the dad bod, and the joints that pop whenever he walks. if he doesn't age ten years next time you rail him, you're not doing it right. blow that old man's back out! fuck him so hard he needs a hip replacement! go big or go home!!
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