hi hello just letting y'all know that I'm not ignoring any Asks or DMs you've sent me i am simply At Urgent Care and maybe perhaps At Emergency Room if/when they decide to transfer me ✌ i will reply to them as soon as im outta here
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Am I one of those ao3 writers that’s like “hey guys currently in urgent care! Do not fret! I’m working on the next smutty Ellie fic as we speak :3”
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ight anyone who knows hindi, get ready to be traumatized
"toruooooo," tumane khushee mein apana sir peechhe kee or ghumaate hue chillaaya, mushkil se usake saath taalamel bithaate hue. "dekho—aah, vah mera ling nigalate hue kitanee sundar lag rahee hai—he bhagavaan! chalo use aur bhee sundar banaate hain. chalo use mere veery mein rang dete hain, haan? kamabakht—aah! usane tumhaare andar apana bhaar chhodate hue vyaavahaarik roop se jor se karaahana shuroo kiya, usakee harakaten kabhee nahin rukeen kyonki vah choot kee bhookhee veshya hai. tum mahasoos kar sakatee thee ki usake chhante hue saphed pyoobs tumhaaree bhagasheph ko uttejit kar rahe the jisase usake charamotkarsh ke baad vah veeryapaat kar rahee thee.
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I JUST PULLED A FUCKING HANGNAIL AND IT STARTED BLEEDING AND SHIT AND I TRIED TO GET A BANDAID BUT THE ONLY BANDAIDS ARE UPSTAIRS AND I'LL WAKE EVERYONE UP SO I HAD TO USE A TEENY TINY ONE FROM MY BAG THAT DOESN'T FIT MY FINGER </3
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my plan after i move out is be really queer and weird and then fuck around with my friends and then die
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