#i am not full little spoon bc like

[tetsuotsutsumishusband]

I FINALLY DID THE SHIPPY CHART THINGY OVER MY CURRENT FAV SOLO SHIP 👉👈 and I just love my husband so very much >w<

[beebotea]

☁️ ˖⁺ thinking of bf!xiao

pairing: xiao x gn!reader genre: fluff cw: mention of arguments, minor lack of communication trope i.e.: bf!xiao headcannons

bf!xiao who always reminds you to text him when you get home to make sure you're safe

bf!xiao who holds the door for you when you enter or exit any store or vehicle

bf!xiao who covers any sharp corners of tables or desks when you need to duck down to grab something you dropped

bf!xiao who finds himself staring at you one too many times, but he can't help it because you're too pretty

bf!xiao who prefers to call or ft over texting because he's worried that his texts will come across too dry

bf!xiao who has a habit of breaking into your house unannounced because with one of the spare keys to your home (but at least he always brings food)

bf!xiao who likes to drape himself over your lap like a cat when you're sitting on the couch or in your bed to get your attention

bf!xiao who used to not like pda bc it always made him too flustered and would much prefer to hold you in the privacy of your homes

bf!xiao who is possessive and easily gets irritated at people who can't seem to keep their eyes to themselves

bf!xiao who got over his distaste for pda and started to hold your hand more often

bf!xiao who now makes it a point to show that you're taken by him and only him (sometimes, if he's feeling extra happy, he'll give you a hug in public *gasp*)

bf!xiao who idly plays with your fingers when you're watching movies or shows together

bf!xiao who has your quirks and expressions memorized so well that he can practically read your mind

bf!xiao who tries his best to be a better person worthy of your love

bf!xiao who's emotions and self-consciousness will occasionally get the best of him

bf!xiao who often storms off and will disappear for a day or two when your (rare) arguments get heated

bf!xiao who avoids you when he's upset because he's afraid of lashing out and saying things he doesn't mean

bf!xiao who returns with an arm full of gifts, your favourite treats, and a handwritten letter to apologize because he thinks he's bad with words

bf!xiao who pays careful attention to everything you talk about and keeps tabs on what you want or wish for

bf!xiao who has a tough time expressing himself but deeply appreciates how patient you are with him

bf!xiao who pulls you into a tight hug when you forgive him, holding you as if you would dissipate in his arms if he let go

bf!xiao who never says it but loves cuddling

bf!xiao who likes being both the big and little spoon and loves it when you rest your head in the crook of his neck

bf!xiao who has a habit of worming his hand under your shirt to seek out more warmth, but never pushing your boundaries unless you let him

bf!xiao who pulls you back into his lap by the waist if he's not done cuddling you yet

bf!xiao who begins to whisper everything he loves about you as you hold each other

bf!xiao who always asks for permission to kiss you

bf!xiao who's kisses start gentle when you give him the "ok" but eventually gets more greedy as his tongue pushes past your lips

bf!xiao who can't help but pull you closer so he can kiss you for longer

bf!xiao who reluctantly pulls away for air

bf!xiao who caresses your cheek gently when he stares so lovingly into your eyes

bf!xiao who nuzzles closer into your touch as you card your fingers through his soft dark hair

bf!xiao who falls asleep in your arms to the gentle sensation with the prettiest smile gracing his complexion

bf!xiao who is absolutely head over heels for you

a/n: im so normal for him :| (i am currently going feral and foaming at the mouth for this man as you are reading this) i love him so much T-T

[sweetsbfreex]

the binky garden (the binky fairy pt 2)

summary: part two of the binky fairy. "Steve tries to make it up to y/n but we aren’t letting up so easily and gives the silent treatment bc they were supposed to be a team but doesn’t let up for like a couple hours or until the next day and then just fluff ? Idk if that even makes sense" +

""okay but now we need to see steve grovel and work his ass off to please his wife and get out of the doghouse right? right??????"

in the dad!mafia!steve universe

pairings: dad!mafia!steve rogers x wife!reader

warning: none really

-

After an hour or so working in his office, Steve heads to bed.

The moment he becomes in close proximity to the bed, his eyes fall on your sleeping figure, and the alarms in his head go off. His wife is facing away from his side of the bed. He noticed the wrinkle between your pinched eyebrows. That’s never a good sign. She went to bed simmering.

Most nights, you and he cuddle face-to-face every night. His palm would spoon the back of your head, as you rested your head on his chest, and their legs tangled together. As long as you were close to each other, you both were happy. 

Steve sighs, strips off his shirt and sweatpants. Leaving him in his underwear for the night. He knows his wife in and out, and he couldn’t blame her stubbornness on this. He had fucked up exponentially and all on his own account. 

Once he’s set his watch, signet ring, and wedding ring on the matching dish y/n had made years ago. He’s able to relax under the soft duvet, his body is able to finally relax when it hits the luxurious, plush mattress. Then, he’s rolling over to cuddle his girl. He's as close as he can get. With his arm thrown over your waist and his nose pressed against the back of your neck. 

“Just because I am allowing you to cuddle with me doesn’t mean I'm no longer upset,” you mumble sleepily. 

“What?” Steve utters, propping his body up with his elbow. 

“You heard me,” you say sleepily. 

“Fine.” Steve replied curtly. He repositions himself, before placing a kiss to your cheek. 

“Don’t push it,” you tell him, bringing a hand to push his face back.

Not only does it hurt, but it fucking sucks. He doesn’t enjoy the fact that you’re so upset over this. Not even allowing a pert kiss on the cheek. But he loves you just as much as he respects you. 

What he hates most of all is how you wouldn’t look at him as you spoke, let alone open your eyes, as you feigned sleep. 

This was going to be one long, tortuous night. 

-

The next morning, you wake up alone in bed. Fortunately, you can’t help but think. It gives you the chance to avoid the elephant in the room a bit longer. 

You get yourself ready for the day. Your stomach in turns to be honest. You didn’t like fighting with Steve. You absolutely hated it. And unlike most, you could say it didn’t happen often between you two.

Nonetheless, you’re finally ready for the day. You walk down the extravagant staircase in mom jeans, sneakers, and one of Steve’s tee shirts (ironically enough). 

Elysia sits in her highchair. Her hair is in bunnies as she shrieks along to the Frozen soundtrack playing from Steve’s phone. 

Steve stands in the kitchen, cutting an apple for Elysia. 

You walk up to Elysia, hand cupping her cheek. 

“Good morning, baby.” 

You go to kiss her plump cheek, only to be met with a whine from your little one. Elysia shakes her head, pouts, and crosses her arms over her chest. 

“No! Mean mommy. Take away my binky,” she spouts, eyes closed as she looks away. 

You stood to your full height, mouth dropped in surprise. Your eyes tie to Steve’s distraught, surprised ones for a millisecond, before you turn back to the pouting (age)

You know your toddler has the dramatics of a soap opera. This wasn’t a small spiff of you having her use the potty in the morning, even though she didn’t want to. She truly was cross with you. In her eyes, you had taken a treasured item from her. This is exactly what you didn’t want to happen. 

“Honey, don’t you remember what we talked about? The fairies need them for the smaller babies who don’t have one.”

She keeps her pout, but you watch her resolve begin to break when she finally decides to face you. 

“I miss my binky.” she says solemnly, looking up at you with those big eyes. Eyes Steve could never hold out against.

You know exactly what she’s doing, but you won’t fall for it and give in. As much as you want to pinch her cheeks and pop her binky into her mouth, you don’t. 

You sigh, “Did I ever tell you about the really nice gifts the binky fairy leaves?”

She shakes her head with wide, eager eyes. Just waiting for you to spit it out!

-

Even though you had slowly broken Elysia’s resolve. The day continued with Elysia being slightly short with you. She didn’t prefer you to hold her, didn’t want you to feed her, and god forbid you try and play with her. She wouldn’t allow it without the promise of getting her binky back. For a two-year-old, she knew exactly how to play her cards.

It wasn't until a few hours later that Elysia toddles to you, her tail between her legs as she apologized. Or tries to, as the three of you have been working on it for a while. You know it’s for sure Steve's doing. 

In addition to Elyisa’s newfound attitude grew the tension between you and Steve. He was feeling guilty over the whole thing, and you didn’t feel any amount of remorse in that. 

At one point in the afternoon, you roll your eyes walking past the white roses spread about your bedroom. And two purses you’ve been eyeing for a while sitting pretty on your side of the bed. A lovely note attached to them. 

Currently, you’ve made your way to the kitchen and are rummaging through the fridge for you cranberry brie bites. 

Elysia was down for her nap so this would be the perfect time to go for the kill. Steve shadows over your hunched figure as you look for something in the fridge. His hand caressing your hip as he tried to get your attention. 

“Doll” his voice tender as he says your name. There’s a hint of desperation in his voice, you note.

You ignore him, continuing your search for the brie. Naturally, you can’t help the butterflies when Steve’s other hand moves your hair to the side, pressing light kisses to the back of your neck. 

“I’m upset with you. Did you forget?” You can continue your search, begging your voice to remain calm.

“What do I have to do to make you not so upset with me?” He strategically lowers his voice in that soft, sultry way. The one that makes you so weak that you end up falling in bed with him every time. 

You ignore him again, taking in his roaming hand.

“Hm?” He kisses between your shoulder and neck. 

“I don’t know,” you shrug. 

“There has to be something. Anything.” 

You turn abruptly, “All I know is: I’m still really pissed off and a little hurt. And I’m not being dramatic this time, you let me think I had finally weaned her off her pacifier, just for me to end up being the bad guy because you were sneaking it to her this whole time” you huff. “And you shoving yourself on me is not helping.”

“Shoving myself?” He sounds offended and taken aback at the last part of your vehement.  

“Yes.” 

Maybe shoving wasn’t the perfect word choice. 

“Okay.” He exhales, resting his hands on his hips. “I’ve let you simmer in your anger all day, I’ve given you your space, and I’ve been patient. But now we’re talking it out.”

“And if I don’t want to?,” You tell him, raising an eyebrow in challenge.  

But Steve has had it. His fingers gripping your chin gently as he turns your face, “Sit down, Y/n. I’m not asking again.” 

You’re taken aback by his gesture, but in a concerningly good way. You concede as you follow him to the main living room. You sit on the couch while Steve makes a point to sit on the center table, his knees brushing yours. 

“Why are you upset?” Is the first thing Steve says. 

“Oh my god, Steve. Why do you think?”

“Well obviously I understand the reason, I just don’t understand why. It’s just a pacifier, what's the big deal.”

She loves this man with her whole heart, but my god, could he be frustrating at times.

“Right now isn't just about a binky, then it’ll turn to curfews, deciding when she can date, when she can dye her hair— we’re supposed to be a unified front. And I don’t want us to do things behind each other’s backs because we disagree. and letting Lys see that too is another thing. I don’t wanna seem like a bad parent, Steve, and it sucks that you let me celebrate this milestone when you knew it wasn’t true.”

“Baby,” Steve breathes as he grasps your hand and pulls on your arm, tugging you onto his lap. When you’re seated, he caresses the cut of your jaw, kissing the corner of your lips. “I’m sorry. I didn’t see it that way and it wasn’t my intention to hurt you either. I promise it was only supposed to be one time, but it got out of hand when she kept pulling those damn puppy eyes.” 

You gently laugh at the last part. “She can be very convincing,” you tell him.

“She can…and I don’t want you to think I don’t respect any of the opinions you have towards Elysia.”

You smile at his admission, “I’m sorry for the way I acted.”

“It’s alright, I understand. And while we’re at it, I don't like you walking around as if i’m not here. I mean, not even a good morning?”

“I’m sorry. I’ll work on it, I promise.” You pull his face to yours. “Do you want a blowie to make up for it?” You mumble against his lips. 

Steve smirks at your proposal, dragging a hand down to squeeze your ass, “As long as I get to show you how sorry I am.”

“Deal.” you kiss his lips and before you know it, you’re being thrown back onto the couch. Steve hovers over you, his gold pendant resting against your collarbone. “Steve!” you laugh. 

Steve lifts himself up with one arm, while he turns the other to glance at his exorbitant watch, “We have about fifteen minutes until she wakes up from her nap.” Steve informs you, descending to place a peck on your lips before eagerly tugging your jeans down. 

-

It’s a bright and sunny day. The three of you are in your backyard, behind the gazebo where your flowers, fruits, and veggies stay.

You and Steve are knelt on either side of Elysia who stands with her bag of binkies clutched in her hands. 

“You ready?” You ask her softly, running your hand over her hair. 

“Will I get lots of stuff?” She looks up to you. 

“Lots and lots of stuff.” You promise. 

“Okay..” she’s still unsure about it, but the promise of new things was enough to reel her in. 

The three of you begin to shovel a hole big enough for the ziploc bag. When you're done, you all sit back. 

“Ready, babydoll?” Steve asks. He smiles when she nods her head. 

“I am so proud of you,” you praise your little one, kissing her cheek. 

Elysia smiles at the praise and quickly drops the ziploc bag into the hole, “We can cover it.”

So the three of you do just that and then she picks up her watercan to water the spot. 

-

The next morning is like christmas. Elysia comes running into your bedroom. The bed is still too high for her, so she stands at the end of the bed, jumping in her spot.

“Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!”

“Lys,” you groan. 

“We have to go outside!” 

When Elysia’s contagious energy rubs off on you and Steve. The three of you finally make it outside. Pajamas and all. She was eager more than ever to make it outside. None of your voices had even settled before you got out here, voices still gravely and full of sleep. 

You and Steve each hold one of Elysia’s hands as you walk to the garden. She babbles on with excitement, trying to get her father to indulge in it too. Her father who trudged along and rubbed the scruff of his beard and eyes every five seconds. 

But when Elysia finally sees the flourished part of where her Binkys are planted, her small hands cover her mouth in surprise. She bounces in glee, running towards the patch. Her excited giggles fill the air and her eyes brighten, in awe at every gift. 

There’s a variation of sealed lollipops, sealed cake pops, and new fisher-price little people figures. Everything on sticks looks like they were grown from the ground. 

“Mommy! Daddy! Look, look, look” she points behind her. “I gots new stuff!”

-

a/n: after months of waiting, i hope you enjoyed it!!!! a lot of people asked for a part 2, so i hope i lived up to your expectations <333

if you enjoyed pls don’t forget to reblog or give feedback 💐

[sirenlulls]

satellite → r. keating (b. skeetz)

pairings — robert keating x fem!reader

summary — what bobby skeetz would be like as your annoying boyfriend <3

spinning out, waiting for you to pull me in. i can see you're lonely down there. don't you know that i am right here?

i feel like you'd be a long-term relationship (like teenage years long term)

ik they went to some fancy all boys school so let's say you went to an all girls school near theirs that would often go on trips together (pls tell me that wasn't just my school that did that)

either that of you'd meet through extra curriculars or overlapping friend groups

EITHER WAY met when ye were young (13-14) and got together when ye were 16-17

tbh most people thought you'd only last a few months bcs it was a teenage relationship after all but you're so chill with each other that it became very clear very quick that ye were just different

major "my girlfriend's my best friend" vibes

because of that, every inhaler fan knows you

you're no longer referred to by your name

you're just "mother" now

it's low-key a problem

like in any of your instagram posts or cute little tiktoks, at least half of the comments have a silly little inhaler pfp and are calling you mother

anyways

he's so annoying

definitely a very playful relationship

mocking eachother and all that

telling anyone else (outside your friendgroup) to fuck off if they do the same

he himself wouldn't be very public with the relationship

like you wouldn't be the face of every instagram post but you'd be in a story every few weeks and you'd pop up in the middle of a photo dump here and there

the inhaler_on_tik account however....

fans play where's wally with you in the tiktoks

usually hiding in a window reflection or the hem of your jacket poking into frame

enough to know you're there

you'd be best friends with all the fans

gigs are your opportunity to make new friends

they all adore you

so many fan tiktoks from gigs just have you dancing away with them

they'd bring you flowers <3

but yeah even if bobby himself doesn't post you a lot, fans would get pictures of you two together and they'd be so cute 😭

most of them are taken before gigs when he's helping you out of the bus or ye're walking into the venue together

but someone got a picture of you two once at some silly little market in spain and you were looking at flowers and he was looking at you

they posted it to tiktok and you asked them to send it to you

it was your lockscreen for a bit x

BIRD BINGO!!!

if you're ever traveling without him, you'd take pictures of any birds you pass and send them onto him

i really need to make sure it's known that he'd be annoying

like imagine you're just lying in bed, reading or on your phone, and he just bellyflops on top of you

no warning

no escape

you're trapped

i said the same in my eli headcanons but i don't really get spooning vibes from him

no matter what way you fall asleep, at least some part of him will be touching you

whether he's full on wrapped around you or just got an arm thrown over your torso

it helps him sleep better

you're best friends with the band ofc

i mean, you practically grew up together

you and rob never have a moment of peace with them on tour

you could be curled up in bed, and all of a sudden, elijah's busting down your door and lying down beside ye to tell you about a new song idea

you finally think you're free for a moment having a smoke by the back of the bus? nope, ryan's there now purely because he wanted to annoy ye

josh is nice on ye though (not really) (he makes fun of ye all the time) (he's my little pookie bear angel) (he can do no wrong)

they love having you around

and even if you leave the tour bus to get some snacks and come back to them trying on your dresses and robert doing josh's eyeliner you love having them around too

you're starting to get the mother thing

they do feel like you're hyperactive little children

bobby skeetz, the man that you are, you'd be a great boyfriend

[hellfirexclub]

What Eddie Munson is like as your boyfriend.

a/n: Fluff and smut headcanons of Eddie as your boyfriend bc we all need this rn. He is my cute and sweet and alive boyfriend, the duffers can pry him from my cold dead hands.

-Eddie would be the most loving boyfriend ever, we all know this. He’s never had someone love him and care for him like you do and all he’d want is to give all his love to you and constantly let you know how happy and grateful he is to have you. Literally he’d just be obsessed with your company and your touch and your kisses and your affection, hes baby. I can just imagine how emotional he’d get every time you tell him you love him or compliment him, particularly at the beginning of the relationship. But then as his confidence in your feelings for him builds his heart would just be full and he’d smile at you with such love in those beautiful eyes and give you complements back. 

-Eddie would want to be touching you at all times, always holding your hand or have his arm linked through yours, hands on your shoulders or around your neck when he’s standing behind you, arms wrapped around your waist when you’re on his lap or resting on your hips, hand on the small of your back when you’re walking beside him, just constant contact. He just loves to be close to you like that, omg he would love laying his head on your lap while you play with his hair. He would also pick you up loads, bridal style when he’s being cute and romantic and wants to kiss you, from behind when he wants to scare you and over his shoulder when he’s being playful.

-Eddie is just so cuddly and affectionate, he would definitely love being the little spoon as much as he would love spooning you, but I think most of all he’d love laying on your chest it would be the most peaceful and soothing thing in the world to him. He would just find it to be so comforting to feel your warmth and the rise and fall of your chest and if you stroke his hair too he’ll fall asleep in seconds on you, drooling on you cutely. Sleeping with him he’s definitely the kind to want to be entangled with you, legs over each other and wrapped in each other’s arms. Also he’s a blanket hog but that’s okay bc so am I.

-Kissing Eddie would be 💀. Like firstly his touching would translate here too so he’d always have his hands on your cheeks or delicately in your hair cradling the back of your head while he kisses you oh so softly. Like his lips are literal perfection so they would be as soft as a pillow and I think he’d be very into slowly and passionately making out with you. Eyes closed, hands wondering down your body, and then as the kiss heats up he’d definitely get desperate and sloppy with the kisses and at this point he’d mostly have his hands on your ass. Kissing him would be heaven basically.

-He is an absolute gentleman. We’ve seen him politely let the girls go past and offer his hand to Nancy and robin, he’s just so sweet and would constantly be doing chivalrous things like this for you. You’d giggle and be like Eddie it’s okay, I can open this door by myself but he’ll insist that he has to let his beautiful partner through himself with a bow. He’d just do all these little things that most people wouldn’t think to, holding your chair out for you or always making sure you’re happy and safe and comfortable because you’re his world.

-If you wear any of his clothes this man will pass away. I mean like jaw dropped to the floor staring at you in absolute awe, butterflies in his tummy because goddamn you look so perfect in it. He will always be so quick to offer you one of his jackets if you’re cold, because seeing you swallowed up in them is so cute he could melt. It makes him feel possessive and so proud to show that off you’re his, he’d actively give his clothes to you to wear just so everyone knows you’re his girl.

-He’s literally the most romantic man on earth, he would go all out for your dates even if it’s just hanging at home. We know how gentlemanly he is and that would definitely translate in dates because even if he wouldn’t admit it he’s always dreamt of having this person to treat like a princess. So expect picnics in the dead of night under the stars, romantic strolls, going to record/comic stores together, cute road trips in his van and gifts even when it’s not a birthday or anniversary just because he loves you so much. Particularly handmade gifts like drawings or little bits of jewellery or your own guitar pick even if you don’t play. 

-Eddie’s perfect day with you is just lounging in bed cuddling, smoking and giggling loads while you just listen to music or watch horror films. Fuck everyone else, all he needs is your company to be the happiest he could possibly be. There’s no one else he enjoys spending time with more, you’re his best friend as well as his soulmate and he just adores being in your company. He would love doing anything with you, playing board games with you or trying to teach you guitar, or even cooking and baking together but best believe he would start a flour fight. 

-Eddie dedicating songs to you during his gigs and staring only at you through the whole thing, absolutely feeling the music and his love for you. I can’t get over how hot he’d be performing with the band, head banging, sweaty, fingers flying across that guitar. Someone get me a glass of water.

-If you didn’t already play dnd he would be very excited to help you build your character so you could play with him, and if you have one he’ll be drawing fanart of your characters immediately bc he’d ship them so hard. He’d just really love to involve you in all of his hobbies and interests, because he wants to share all of his life with you so it would mean so much for you to take interest in it. And he would be so thrilled to do the same for you, he would listen so intently when you tell him about things that you like and always ask to join in or see your work, supportive boyfriend 101. 

-He’s so goofy but in like the sexiest and most endearing way, just imagine looking into those beautiful brown eyes while he’s grinning cheekily at you, those adorable little smile lines around his eyes. I think I’d actually melt like my heart couldn’t take the gorgeousness. Like how do I now find him standing on that damn lunch table rinsing everyone in the room hot?? It should be cringe but everything he does is so sexy I’d just be staring at him dreamily oops. Like go off baby, let them have it I’ll hold your earrings you fine thing. And watching him be dm would be SO HOT like he’d be so into it and playing the villain so well you’d wanna leap across that damn table. Any ‘nerdy’ thing he does is actually very hot because everything he does is hot I don’t make the rules.

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-Eddie would be so nervous with intimacy at first, and not because he doesn’t want to but purely because he’s inexperienced and worried he won’t please you. He would literally be a moaning wreck anytime you guys so much as make out, hard and straining in his pants. He’d literally just get drunk off of your touch, and as each session gets more steamy he’d become more of a panting, blushing mess. The first time Eddie sees you fully naked he would literally almost cum in his pants, his mouth would drop open and his eyes would lid over he would just be in awe of you. And holy fuck getting to sink his cock into you for the first time is something he will never forget. Eddie would be completely pussy drunk, hips shaking and thrusting into you frantically, cumming hard into you within minutes. 

-Even after you’ve been dating a while and Eddie is more used to it, he’ll still be a pussy drunk mess every time you have sex. He can never get over just how good you feel wrapped around him. Eddie would be loud in bed, moaning and grunting and groaning constantly, and he’d love saying sweet nothings and filthy words to you. Depending how dominant he’s feeling Eddie could be affirming how good you feel, worshiping you and calling you his good girl and his little angel, telling you how perfect you are and how good you feel. But sometimes Eddie just wants to destroy you, call you his perfect little slut and tell you how much he loves pounding your cunt. 

-I definitely think Eddie is a switch, I don’t think he’d be purely dominant and rough with you because of how sweet he is. Sometimes he’d just want playful, loving sex where the passion is almost unbearable and your foreheads are pressed together as he slowly and sensually fucks you. Sometimes Eddie wants to have you ride him and tease him, be a moaning mess beneath you overwhelmed with how amazing you feel as you edge him until he’s begging to fill you up. But sometimes Eddie wants to hold your down by your throat and absolutely ruin you, fuck you til tears are falling from your eyes and you can’t do anything but moan and babble. Make you cum over and over around his cock until you’re shaking. 

-Eddie would literally worship your body. He would think every inch of you from head to toe is perfection, and he would make it his job to let you know this. He would kiss you everywhere, hands constantly roaming your body giving each bit of you attention. Foreplay with Eddie is so sensual, his touch and his words would really make you feel like the goddess he thinks you are. Just imagine those fucking sexy, ring adorned hands roaming your body, squeezing your ass or teasingly slipping up your thighs.

-Eddie loves to finger you with his rings on. Not to bring my apparent hand fetish into this but, his fucking hands man oh my god. Eddie would love how you shiver in pleasure when you feel his cold rings against your skin, teasingly running his hands up your hot flesh. He knows you have a thing for his hands, there is no hiding openly staring at his hands and his rings, he’d probably have noticed it even before you dated. So he loves to tease you with it, seeing how riled up you get just from watching him play guitar or watching him during a campaign. Once he’s teased you enough and got you alone he’d be on you, playing with your clit and fingering you until you’re a mess beneath him, asking how good his fingers feel.

-SUCKING ON EDDIES FINGERS. Yes I’m still on the hands, imagine the look on his face the first time you take his hand in yours and look deeply into his eyes while you suck on his finger. Eddies eyes would roll to the back of his head, just mind fucked by how hot you look doing that and how bad he needs that mouth wrapped around his cock. Best believe Eddie loves to put his fingers in your mouth, especially when he’s fucking you roughly he’ll demand you suck on them or squeeze your cheeks between his fingers as he utters filth to you. 

-Eddie is obsessed with your thighs. Some people are ass men, some people are tit men, Eddie munson is a sucker for your soft thighs. If you wear short skirts or dresses you better believe Eddies hands will be all over you, fiddling at the hem of it and trying to slip under and up your thighs even if you’re in public. He loves having his hands on them generally, if you're sitting beside each other he usually has a hand lovingly placed on your thigh. He loves having them wrapped around him, whether that be his head or his back. And he particularly loves when you ride him so he can see your thighs and your delicious curves.

-Eddie does sometimes enjoy fucking in a semi public place, the thrill of it drives him wild. He’d love fucking you in the back of his van while you’re out, hand covering your mouth as he tuts and tells you to be quiet despite fucking you hard to make you moan deliberately. Definitely also after a concert when he’s all revved up on adrenaline, you’re lucky if he gets you into the van because sometimes an empty room backstage is all he makes it to. It wouldn’t be often but he would love the thrill of it. I think more so he’d just like to tease you subtly when you’re in public so that you’re begging for him by the time you’re home. 

-Speaking of if you want to put Eddie in the mood to dominate the shit out of you, tease him in public. He would throw you a dangerous look, daring you to continue with your antics with a smirk. You’d place your hand back on his thigh with an innocent smile, making him look at you darkly, teeth clenched as you slowly move your hand to his clothed dick. Or you’re out partying with him, grinding your ass against him while you dance, Eddies hands gripping your hips tight in warning. In any instance probably grab your wrist and drag you home. Let’s just say you’d be sore when he’s done with you.

-I feel like Eddie would high a really high sex drive, you’d fuck loads but he’d still wank when you’re not there because he’s just insatiable. He’s late to the sex game so he’d just be very horny and happy to have someone he can be having frequent sex with. Especially someone as smoking hot as you. He can’t help himself really, when you look and feel that good, of course he’s going to love fucking you. 

-Edward Munson loves to eat pussy. He just loves it, he is obsessed with the taste of you, with getting to be between your delicious thighs, with your sweet moans, the way your legs shake when you cum around him, thighs squeezing down his head. And my god would he be good at it, we’ve seen that tongue. He would know exactly what to do with it to make you fall apart, and when his fingers come into it… game over. It would make him so hard, he’d always be grinding subtly against the mattress as he eats you out desperate to sink into your soaked pussy but only after you’ve cum for him. Eddie would definitely want to make sure you’ve cum every time you have sex and this is probably his favourite way. 

[sunflowersandsapphires]

Self-Indulgent HCs

pairing(s): Frank Castle x fem!Reader, Matt Murdock x fem!Reader, Michael Kinsella x fem!Reader

summary: How each of the boys would care for you when you were sick, headcanons bc i am tired

warnings: non-graphic, general descriptions of sickness (just cold/fever, not covid)

a/n: this month was already rough on my allergies but i came down with quite possibly the worst cold I’ve ever had. (It’s literally so bad i had to use PTO instead of WFH days? I am literally dying.) I wrote this when I was feverish and couldn’t sleep to make myself feel better. I hope someone out there likes it 😭

Frank

I think Frank would worry a lot when his partner was sick.

He’s lost so many people and he doesn’t have a huge circle so i think it takes him by surprise a little.

But he’d do his best to hide his worries by going about his day and comforting you.

He’d get fresh produce from the store and make you delicious soup, pick up tissues and medicine for you, threaten anyone who tried to make you go into work

“Your boss still pullin’ that shit? Gimme the phone, let me talk to ‘em”

He loves being your big spoon anyways but he would not let you go if you looked or sounded ill. You’d be nestled carefully against his chest while he stroked your back until you fell asleep.

He’d keep you entertained by reading to you or watching whatever TV your fever-ridden mind is craving.

Above all, he wouldn’t leave your side until you were feeling better.

The smile on his face the next time you take him out would be brilliant. He’s just so happy that you’re here with him and feeling better.

Matt

Personally, i hate the idea of getting people sick more than actually being sick sometimes but i think this would especially be the case with Matt

His senses are so delicate, I wouldn’t want to fuck with him by being gross and loud or by getting him sick.

But there is no way this man isn’t the biggest self-sacrificing-mother-hen when someone he loves is sick.

He’d sense your illness before you would, and encourage you to take it easy and sleep a bit extra that week (above all, he’s a hypocrite.)

Of course, he’s a bit embarrassed of everything he can do, or maybe you don’t know the extent of what he is capable of, so he plays it off as “you’ve been working so hard lately, sweetheart, you need to take it easy.”

A day or two before the bug hits you like a truck, he’d come over with a bag from the pharmacy that’s just chock-full of DayQuil and Tea and cough drops and like a single bandaid

He poorly plays it off as “uh, your first aid kit was low, remember?”

Once you’re well and truly sick, he’d be stubborn as a mule if you tried to keep him away. You lock him out of your apartment? You wake up from a nap wrapped in a Devil-shaped blanket to find that someone picked your window lock.

At that point, you just cave and let him stay because you are so cold and he’s so so warm.

Mikey

Not afraid of using his puppy dog eyes to get you to stay home or in bed.

Also not afraid of crying wolf and pretending that he’s not feeling well to make you take a break

“Sorry, pet, my head is hammerin’. Think we could lay down fer a bit?”

Combined WITH the puppy eyes? You don’t stand a chance.

Though you usually take care of the housework while he’s dealing with his family’s business, he wouldn’t let you lift a finger until your temperature was normal and your voice came back.

It’s as if you’re the only person that exists to him, he’s running around trying to anticipate your every need.

It’s been a while since he’s dealt with the real world so he might ask Birdy for advice on how to care for a sick person.

Lots of home remedies (idk just vibes.)

He would have you lean against him in a scalding shower to clear your sinuses or draw you a nice bath.

Keep cool water and a cloth by the bed to bring your fever down.

Hand you cup after cup of tea until you have to threaten to tie him to the bed.

“Just lay with me, please”

“Of course, pet. Anything fer ya.”

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REQUEST 4 STOLASSSSS

so stola's bf is like another father to octavia since he has known stolas since they were kids

octavia absolutely knows thay this man is head over heels for her dad since they were little, but he's afraid to say anything bc he knows stolas is in love w blitzo.

"you're being mean, stop it. i have been second to him my whole life in everything and i will not be the one you settle for just because you two are cowards, i won't- i won't do it...not when i've spent my entire life loving you." kind of trope lol.

i kinda want this to have a good ending but my brain cannot think of smth 😭 if u know a way to give it a good ending then please do but if not then just full angs HAHA.

Note: It took me a second to understand that trope since when I read this I woke up like 9 minutes ago 👍🏽 and it’ll most likely end with angst since I haven’t written any in F O R E V E R

Character(s): Stolas

Type of reader: M!Reader

Category: SFW (angsty kind)

Warning(s): None

Edited: ❌

You’ve known Stolas since the two of you were practically in diapers. Well, since you were in diapers since he was 2-3 years older than you.

But growing up, you always looked up to him and saw him as a really cool person, so cool to the point you subconsciously gained feelings for him, but never knew about them till your early teen years.

To you, and only to you, Stolas was perfect in every way imaginable.

That changed after Blitzø came along. He had began to slowly stop talking to you or being around you. But when he was around you it was Blitzø this, Blitzø that.

Every conversation you two would have he would always bring up Blitzø. Of course, you never tried to show whenever he talked to him it stung, deeply. But Octavia had noticed.

Her being observant and knowing you since she was a baby came in handy. She would notice how you would slightly sulk before pretending. She also knows how in love you are for her father.

It’s very obvious, but I think Stolas is too in love with Blitzø to notice. “I know you’re in love with my dad.” Octavia said as she mashed her cereal with her spoon, making you stiffen up with wide eyes.

“Whaaa? I am not.” You said with a small huff making her giggle.

“It’s very obvious you love him, Y/n. I’ve known you for a long time to know this.” She said, a soft smile on her lips.

“Why don’t you just tell him how you feel? I won’t mind having another father figure in my life.” She said before putting some cereal into her mouth. You blinked owlishly before sighing.

“I..I want to..but I’m scared… Scared he’s going to reject me and hate me for liking him because he loves that stupid imp..” You said and held your head in your hands, lightly tugging at your hair.

Octavia frowned deeply. She didn’t know how deep your feelings were for her father so all she could do was rub your back and try to reassure you and to not think that.

“Um, Y/n?” Stolas said making you quickly sit up and turn your head to him. “Yes?” You said, a smile on your lips.

“Can I talk to you?” Stolas asked and Octavia took her cereal and left since she doesn’t want to hear to the conversation you two were going to have. “Um..sure? What’s up?” You questioned him, getting out of your seat and stood in front of him.

Stolas inhaler and exhaled through his nose before making direct eye contact with you. “I love you.” He suddenly said making your eyes wide.

“I know you love me as a friend-” “No..I love you not as a friend, Y/n.” Stolas said as he cupped your cheek in his hand. Your whole body was filled with goosebumps as you took two steps back.

“No… No you don’t.” “But I d-” “No you don’t!!” You shouted making his eyes go wide. “You love Blitzø..not me..” You whispered out.

“You’re being mean, Stolas. Why are you telling me this now all of a sudden, huh? I have been second to him my entire life in every single thing.. You only talked about him and never sought out my own feelings when talking about that imp!-” You said, slightly fumbling your words before taking a breather.

“I-” You held a finger up making him stop what he was going to say.

“I won’t..I won’t be and I don’t want to be the second option, Stolas. Not when I have spent so many years loving you because I looked up to you. I don’t want to live with the guilt of being seconds to someone. I won’t be the one you settle for..just because you can’t have him…” You sniffled, tears started to blur your vision. Being the second option stung. Deeply.

Stolas telling you he loves you out of the blue felt as if someone was squeezing your heart..but not in the good way. “I..I didn’t know you felt that way Y/n… I’m sorry..” Stolas said his eyes softening a tad.

“Sorry isn’t going to cut it Stolas.. I think it’s best if we leave things here..” You said and wiped away the tears that fell on your cheeks.

“But, Y/n-” You didn’t allow him to say what he wanted to say as you left through the front door and slammed it shut. Stolas sighed as he dragged him back against the wall slightly.

“You really messed up this time.” Octavia said, getting her father’s attention.

“It was so obvious he loved you, but you never acknowledged it..“ Octavia mumbled before going back upstairs to her room leaving Stolas to think back to when you’d make certain romantic gestures, but he never acknowledged them indeed.

[1eoness]

i just know that Leon is the type that would fuck you against the mattress holding his shirt up between his teeth

HII mid-writing when i saw this n yeah :3 and tbh he also does it when he's frustratedd

do u want a snippet? ^^ (this is fem reader maybe i should write a m reader one)

[to clarify, i am a minor (17). anyone <17 and anyone >17 uncomfortable with interacting pls dni]

fuck. leon cursed in his head mid-thrust. he was blabbering and slurring his words behind you, and his mind geared with the venereal urge to just fuck you messy. leon's cheeks flushed warmly while you took his cock on all-fours, the man between your legs just inches away from just frantically rutting into your cunt. my, you deserved a reward for handling such a desperate boy ♡

you were plush against his mattress, fingers finding refuge in gripping the comforters so you can still feel yourself intact, at least.

it took one emphatic thrust to go through with his urges, just unable to resist your little hole as it milked him. "o-ohh, fuck-... mmm please..." he whimpered weakly, feeling himself shudder at the mere thought of going harder on you. call him greedy but his shirt becomes a hindrance into seeing more of you, as if you're not full on naked right now. but he's too into it to take the modest 4 seconds out of his time to take his shirt off.

outside of his own senses, he finds the black fabric of his shirt between his teeth before his hands traced to find hold on your waist, his right hand holding your hips still.

he arches you further downward into his bed. the flesh between the gaps of his fingers spill while his grip tightens. his hips snap harder, and his angle changes. it has you crying out. it has him blathering in muffled, frustrated whines because he hits it all good inside you, the spots that make your squelching cunny clench deliciously around him. leon is unable to talk, and lets the both of you feel good because he'll do anything for a sweet baby like you.

"hhh..ngghhh.." leon growls softly, cold breathes dissolving into the lust-laden air. he wants to call your name so bad, call you his good little thing and tell you how much he needs to cum inside you— but he's so annoyed with the fabric lodged between his teeth that he just has to fuck you harder.

it was going to be like this for a while :(

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a/n : hi guys smut production is slow because OH MY GOD IM GETTING MY ASS BEAT BY SCHOOL WITH A WOODEN SPOON AND A LADLE but dont worry guys!! but i dont like getting hopes up either bc im super slow and im just too much of a chad to be horny 24/7 yk

BUT GUYS I SWEAR I HAVE SOME DRAFTS DONE IM JUST SO BUSYYYYYYYGRRRRRR ARFARFARFAARFARF GUYS I HATE IT HERE

[whumpshaped]

a nonhuman whumpee i enjoy is a dog-like whumpee, with matching tail and ears, but also the core personality traits of a dog. they are really loyal and eager to please and maybe they have a more child-adjacent understanding of their surroundings :) could go both the guard dog and the kicked soaking wet puppy route

(also if you write something for this could it be comfy? i’m in dire need of comf)

doing this first bc i want u to have comf

tw pet whump, hybrid whumpee

It had been a long day. To say Caretaker was tired would've been an understatement; they were exhausted, drained to the point that they weren't sure they would be able to drag themself home. But they did, eventually, coming to a stop in front of the door of their apartment.

They heard the soft pitter-patter of feet from inside, and they wanted to bang their head against the wood. They couldn't do it tonight. They wouldn't be able to play fetch for an hour, they couldn't give belly rubs until their arm cramped up. Would Whumpee be upset? Would they throw a tantrum?

Caretaker sighed and put the key in the lock. They'd just have to see.

"Caretaker!" Whumpee was already kneeling by the door, bouncing up and down excitedly. They were clutching their favourite toy, ears all perked up and tail wagging a million miles an hour. "You're home!"

Despite the fatigue, Caretaker couldn't help but smile. "Sure am."

Whumpee seemed to catch on, and they settled down a little, frowning. "Is everything okay?"

"Yeah, of course. I'm just a little tired today." They closed the door behind themself and kicked their shoes off, then walked over to the kitchen to prepare some food for their new pet. Said pet crawled after them immediately.

"That's okay! I can be very quiet!" they said entirely too loudly, and Caretaker chuckled.

"Can you? What a good boy you are."

"I am!" Whumpee looked very proud to be praised, puffing out their chest and grinning up at them. "And I can be very patient! And good! We don't have to do anything tonight! I can just lie down by your feet as you watch TV. That's okay with me. I won't bother you."

"Mhm." Caretaker laid the wooden spoon across the top of the pot, letting the instant soup do its thing. "That sounds nice."

Whumpee continued blabbering until the food was ready, then blabbered some more while they both ate. It was a pleasant background noise in Caretaker's tired mind, and they were grateful that the pet didn't require much engagement to keep the conversation going.

After their meal, Whumpee really did quiet down. With a belly full of warm food, they followed them over to the living room and lay down on the fluffy carpet next to the sofa. Caretaker got comfortable as well, switching on the TV to watch something they wouldn't even be able to follow.

In the end, they did end up petting Whumpee until their arms cramped up. It wasn't quite energising, but it wasn't the chore they'd imagined half an hour ago. They fell asleep with their hand hanging off the couch, fingers tangled in Whumpee's soft hair.

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[of-dragonss]

Oh! May I request a copia (popia or cardinal your pick!) cuddling with a reader who’s got chronic insomnia? It is 5am for me and copia cuddles sound amazing rn :’)

i am the designated ghost cuddle/comfort fic writer nd i’m not complaining 😎 also my first copia request aahh!! i hope i do him justice with this :’] also i mention Terzo bc the past papas are alive in my head. I WANT TO BE HAPPY!! so au where no one is dead basically if you squint. oh, and copia is the little spoon. you can’t change my mind

☽ ༚  ༵ ۰ ✧ ۰  ༵ ༚ ༵ ۰ ✧ ۰  ༵

— copia (popia) x reader

summary: two sleep deprived, love sick fools cuddle.

Insomniac

Sleep has never come easy to you. You were always awake for long periods of time. Sometimes you’d nap but it wouldn’t be for long. Only up to three hours. Sometimes four if you’re lucky. The ghouls try to help you sleep from time to time. Usually it involved bringing you into a big nest of blankets and soft pillows in their den where you’d be the middle of a giant cuddle pile. The warmth of their bodies seemed to work into lulling you to sleep at first. But you’d wake up only a few hours later, unable to fall back asleep.

Sometimes you’d sneak off into the halls after everyone has gone to sleep to make yourself busy. Be it catching up on your readings in the library, or getting a head start on your chores for the next day that was slowly approaching.

Other times, if you weren’t with the ghouls, you’d lounge in one of the common rooms with the tv on low volume watching reruns of shows or movies.

As you were right now, cuddled up in a cozy blanket fit for the colder months, cup of hot chocolate on the coffee table in front of you as you watched The Nightmare Before Christmas on low volume only you could hear from your spot on the couch as to not wake anyone at 3 in the morning.

The only people you’d suspect to be up right now would be the Ghouls on occasion. You’d never though Copia would be wondering the halls at this time.

“Y/n?” The sound of his heavy accented voice startled you as he poked his head from the door way.

“Papa! I’m terribly sorry if I woke you. I’ll go back to the dorms.” You quietly panicked as you got up from your spot on the couch, embarrassed to be seen by Copia of all people. Truth be told you’ve always had a thing for the man since he came to the Abbey. Before he was appointed to Papa.

“No no, you didn’t wake me!” He chuckled quietly, also seeming to panic as you began to clean your spot. “I have trouble sleeping, you see. So I thought I’d take a walk around. I didn’t expect to find you up though.”

You smiled shyly, feeling your face warm up. In embarrassment? Yes, but also at the attention he was giving you at the moment.

“Ah, i have trouble sleeping, too.” You two have talked now and then in the past. Short conversations, pleasant ones too. You accompanied them on tours as your were a stage technician. Always reassuring him and the ghouls they were fantastic on stage. But you’ve never been alone with him before like this.

“Do you mind if I join you?” He asked, hands clasped in front of him, he wore his red zip up hoodie, paired with his red sweatpants and black t-shirt. His usual casual clothes.

“Um, yes! Of course. I was just watching a movie.” You felt like your were sweating from how hot your face just got from that one simple question. “Here.” You quickly sat on the far right end up the couch, leaving the blanket in the middle. “You can have the blanket if you want. I know it’s cold.”

Copia sat down in the middle, blanket in his hands as he smoothed it out to its full length. “I do not want you to go cold, tesoro. Please, let’s share, yes?” He lifted it up for you to join.

“Oh, um. Okay..” Your voice trailed off at the pet name he called you. You didn’t know much latin or Italian but you’ve caught a few words here and there. Mostly from Terzo who likes to flirt with anyone around him. Scooting to your left, joining Copia in the middle of the couch he draped the blanket over your lap, smiling at you as you made eye contact.

You were sure you’d die of heat stroke by the warmth of the blanket, your knitted sweater, Copias body heat and the furious burning blush that spread down your neck from your face.

You restarted the movie and silently sat in silence for about five minutes until you felt Copia lean closer to you, head dropping to your shoulder, which startled you a little, jumping in your spot.

“Oh, I am so sorry, amore!” Copia sat up straight again, hands tightly clasped together in his lap. “I did not mean to intrude your personal space!”

“No, it’s fine! I just didn’t expect it. You can, uh, cuddle with me. If you’d like! That is!” Satan, can you embarrass yourself more tonight? You felt like you were on fire. If the gates of hell opened up right now under you, you would gladly go in no questions asked.

“I would like that!” A big smile appeared on his face, eyes squinting adoringly at you. You smiled back at him.

“Hold on.” You said as you hurried back to the right side of the couch, nestled between the plushness of couches arm and the decorative, but comfortable, pillow supporting your head and back. Opening you arms for him to join you, Copia wasted no time in nestling practically on top of you, back to your stomach. You wrapped your arms around his torso. He draped the blanket over the two of you once more, grabbing your hands in his large ones on top of his stomach under the blanket.

Smiling to yourself in complete bliss, you focused back at the tv that was still playing the movie. And a few short ten minutes later, you heard Copia let out soft snores as he snoozed away. You knew you wouldn’t be able to fall asleep soon, so you’d just enjoy the weight and warmth of Copia for now.

A soft knock was heard at the doorway to the common room, you looked over and saw Aether and Sodo who were smirking at you. Aether making kissy faces your way. You rolled your eyes at them and stuck out your tongue playfully, careful not to make any movements.

The two chuckled quietly before waving at you as they left. You sighed, looking down at Copia, gently giving the top of his head a kiss, before paying attention to the movie once more. Eventually falling asleep to your favor.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(Pep Splat to get your attention (silly) - also he is a Mood ™

If you do not follow my art blog, long story short; I am back on my meds, and I am starting to feel a little better (tho it has only been a week, so there is still some readjustment time and such) - but I hope to get back to work here! So I am currently here with a quick Interest Check!;

The intermission is the mini story with Bean and Fiend, and the main story is with Pep and all the other PT characters.

No 'show results' or 'whatever you want' options bc I want definitive yes/no opinions - even if I will do as I please (silly)

The intermission will probably not be many more posts, and Fiend was supposed to give a hint to the main story at the end of it - but I feel like not a lot of folks were into it, hence why I am asking

I still might probably finish it, regardless of the results, bc I am a stubborn bastard - but once again, please do not expect posts soon! I am still readjusting to things, and I do not have the spoons for full colour and backgrounds hjkfgdl

As always, thank you guys for sticking around!!!)

[diorsbrando]

sosa sosa !! (´꒳`∗) continuing our prev discussion - which blue lock guys do u think would be a tits, ass or thigh guy 😮😮

yes yes yes yesssss omg ! i like these questions sm and am excited to answer this 🤭 let me get out my mental list of characters 🏃🏽‍♀️ since this was kinda long i added a read more link 😩 sorryyyy

isagi — tits. i don’t even need to explain this ( do i ?) he just looks like his whole cheeks and neck would turn red if he got a glimpse of your v-cut that was a little too low for him to be comfortable with orrrr when you…just got out the shower or something 😭😭 baby boy traces the outline of your breasts with his eyes but then immediately gets embarrassed and looks away, profusely apologizing for staring. not before he squints his eyes and sees your nipples poking against the shirt though. i also say thighs bc that’s what it says in the official character book sjdhhshsb

bachira — also tits. this one was just way too obvious to me 😭😭 he’s definitely the guy to come up behind you and gives them several squeezes 😩 he is obsessed with the way it sits in his hands and feel your nipples harden in real time. he also loves that expression on your face when he does it (it’s a mix between mortification with undertones of desire and desperation for more). however, im also inclined to say ass for the same reason. and yes, bachira fucks your tits i don’t make the rules

kunigami — equally a thighs and ass man. he just givessss that type yk? the stern, brawny, polite, by-the-book kind of guy who realizes he really likes your thighs whenever you wear shorts around your shared apartment. he loves the intimacy and close sensuality in the air whenever his hand caresses/gropes your thigh when he drives (😩😩😩 so sexy) and when he’s about to devour that pussy 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️and omg when you start getting into thigh high socks???? dear God you’re going to have your knees by your ears and a belly full of his seed. that’s all. as dirty as his thoughts can get, he feels a shameful heat on his face and in his loins when he stares at your ass, even after pounding your shit in. he’s so chivalrous like that 😭😭

raichi — ASSSSSS. he loves ass !!! this was my immediate first thought i don’t think i have to explain this one either 😭 HOWEVER! he would say something like “oh i like a girl with huge tits” but not out loud. basically he really likes girls that curves in the right places. loves slapping your ass really hard to watch it bounce (this also applies for when he’s giving you the best backshots you’ve ever received in your life)

gagamaru — i feel like he likes ass and thighs as well. i can’t describe it but that’s what he gives to me. trust me loves titties too but to him the lower half of your body….he’s obsessed. i feel like he might lean towards thighs a bit more though, im getting the feeling he’s the kind of guy to like a girl with a nice legs. i can see him napping in between your thighs (when he doesn’t get to do this he gets so grumpy)

chigiri — probably titties. trying to decide for him was a little hard for some reason idk why😭 i feel like one of his favorite places to give you love bites is on your chest and titties and he just likes watching you get all flustered when he does that 🤭 alsoooo when your boobs are feeling all achy and sore from your period, he is very very adamant and eager for you to put your back on his chest and let him hold massage them for you while kissin on your neck. definitely not of above cumming on your tits🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

nagi — tits and ass equally, me thinks. and yes they’re mostly related to all the nap positions he can get into while using you as a pillow😭 he will knock out almost instantaneously when he using your boobies as a pillow, he mumbles in his sleep about how they’re so plush and soft and sometimes gropes them in his sleep 🥺 if he’s the big spoon, then his hands still find a way to gravitate and rest on your tits. and ofc i haven’t forgotten he uses your ass as a pillow as well. wearing shorts, boy shorts, or panties while he does this often leads to him fingering you and eating you out from the back 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

barou — hmmmmnn big man barou probably likes all of the above. i don’t think he’d be able to choose between one or the other. however if i were to choose, i’d say he might lean towards thighs and probably ass. his hands are saurrrr big and there’s a feeling that bubbles in his chest and groin when he sees his hand damn near engulfs the meat of your thigh, and is mesmerized with the way your flesh spills from in between his fingers. makes him wanna manhandle you, his little princess 🙈 and he does :) especially when he makes u ride his thigh, palms on your ass and hips while saying something along the lines of “go on, please your king” UGHHH. but anyway yeah he takes such good care of you barou is husband built but anyway <3

reo — hmmm, ima label reo a man who loves titties. i feel like…idk he’s that kind of guy 😭😭 (but trust me he loves literally every inch of your body). when he’s with you, and gets really comfortable then he starts getting a little perverted and is just…constantly groping your boobs and wants to hold them 😭 makes an art out of sucking your nipples and when he does it , it seems like the most lewd sensual thing on this earth and most of it is because of the way he looks at you and how he flicks his tongue; he knows how to use it it’s almost criminal. he’s also very much inclined to cumming all over your pretty tits when he’s stuffing his cock in your throat. thinks you look so pretty for him like that <3

sae — okay he was also hard to ‘categorize’ because at first glance he seems like the kind of guy who can care less (about one individual body part over the other) and would really focus on your personality when first meeting you. however, he’ll never outwardly admit it but sae is definitely in love with your ass. and that started off bc he was just captivated by your legs/thighs. the seemingly innocuous act of crossing your legs was the catalyst. his eyes would roam all over when you weren’t looking. he has to physically stop himself from feeling up on your booty bc this is sae, he has (supposed to have) a lot more self control than that. sit on that man’s lap. do it. he’ll short circuit but get a dominance trip at the same time. loves loves loves grabbing your hips and ass when you do that

rin — my first thought was thighs for sure. not something inherently sexual but it adds on to your grace and charm he’s become fixated with, which makes you seem even more sensual to him as time moves on. definitely leaving lots and lots of marks on your thighs as a form of him being possessive. gives your thighs a niceeee slap when he’s eating you out and you keep moving and depriving him of his meal :( similar to kunigami he also likes it when you wear thigh high anything.

zantetsu — baby boy gets weak in the knees for some for titties with a side of voluptuous ass. zantetsu would definitely be the guy to break his neck and follow the way you walk with his eyes (i like to imagine his glasses gradually slip to the bridge of his nose when he stares 😭😭😭) i feel like although he seems very serious on the outside, i think he’s really goofy when comfortable with you , so he’d most certainly bite your ass. definitely. gets real nasty and makes you sit on his face so he can grope and slap your ass and spread your cheeks apart and whatever tf is goin on in that pretty little head of his. also, he does that thing where he just shakes his head in between your boobs 😭😭😭 it’s making me chuckle judt thinking about it

oliver aiku — titties & ass. i would actually say all the parts, similar to barou, because he is canonically a womanizer 😵‍💫😵‍💫 so appreciates it alllll. will also be a fucking tease and make you ride his thighs while wearing nothing but thigh high socks and his jersey 😩 and then fuck u in it 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

shidou — he strikes me as a man who likes titties, like huge ones. but at the same time i feel like he’d be satisfied with literally anything 💀💀 he just seems primal in that regard. he will also fuck your boobs with such vigor you would think he’s balls deep witching your walls. wear a bathing suit around him he WILL pounce on you and paw at your chest like a dog in heat (cue exhibitionism). when he sucks on em, it’s like, he’s trying to get a taste of some breast milk because of how passionate and “rough” he does it 😭😭😭 and similar to nagi, he’ll nap on your chest while you rub his scalp <3

ego — titties for sureee. the way he carries himself he just…seems like he’s stare at them unabashedly . he’d engrave the sight into his brain (he probably has photographic memory or something). side note, i feel like he’s an undercover perv but has decorum and self control (mostly) 😭😭😭😭

[hoshologies]

This is an insanely important question user hoshologies..

Boobs, butts or thighs, which category does each txt member belong in?

I feel very strongly on Taehyun being a boob guy and it's a hill I will happily die on

you're right nonnie. this is one of the most important questions ever... putting under the cut bc it got way longer than i intended OOPS

i've already kind of started pushing my thigh guy kai agenda tbh. it's not really there yet, but with the trajectory of my life rn... i am well on my way to writing a full blown fic about it. i think he maybe realizes that he likes (your) thighs not long after you start dating because he starts looking at them the way you look at his and maybe it's a little life changing to him...... idk just a thought

yeonjun is for sure an ass guy, at least to me. he thinks your thighs are a little too innocent; he can rest a hand on one of your thighs in public and it's nothing more than that, a little touch. but public menace number one choi yeonjun who loves teasing you in public?? your ass is just inconspicuous enough that grabbing at it or giving it a little tap in public is enough to rile you up.

to me, soobin just screams boob guy idk. it's not even anything sexual like. he just loves resting his head on your chest after a long day. it's comforting to him. but sure, there might be a few times in the privacy of your apartment (not at the dorms because god forbid the other guys see something like this) where he'll stand behind you at the bathroom sink or kitchen counter and lock one arm around your waist, tugging you against him, while his free hand kneads a little in an effort to get you in the mood like him.

it might be a little cliche to say that beomgyu comes off as a man who literally does not give a fuck because he's completely obsessed but it is what it is. if anything though, he definitely leans more towards ass because, much like yeonjun, he can grab at it whenever. public menace number two loves walking past you in the kitchen and giving your ass a light little smack or slipping his hand into your back pocket while standing in line somewhere just so the tips of his fingers can knead the skin a little, which always earns him an elbow to the ribs and a quiet gyu, knock it off paired with a poorly hidden smile.

taehyun is SOOOOO a boob guy it makes way too much sense to me idk idk idk. same thing as soobin where he likes coming home and resting his head on your chest after a long day because he just finds it so comforting and nice. but like. he's way more of a menace than soob is. he's got a hand on them as often as he possibly can. he'll find a way. sitting on the couch, arm around your shoulder? he'll purposely rest his hand on your boob. spooning in bed? he'll slip his hand under your shirt just because he can.

[anieswrld]

fall hcs with abby !

our big buff girl loves autumn idc, this is modern! au, some reference to smut but no actual smut, ellie one is next dw!

pumpkin patches !!! she loves dragging you to every single one in town and picking the most perfect pumpkin to go on the porch of your shared home “abs we’ve been here for hours can we just pick one and go?” you ask the blonde, slight annoyance in your tone. “we need the perfect one babe c’mon i’ll carry you on my back the rest of the time, how’s that for a compromise?”

she loves baking i like to think she’d build/restore the house of your dreams which includes a gorgeous victorian kitchen with certain modern twists, she loves filling the house with fall bakery items. you’re her go to taste tester for sure. “babe taste this, it’s pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies” she smiles, holding the batter covered spoon. you get a taste and nearly roll your eyes from how good it tastes “holy shit babe, it’s fucking delicious”

we already talked about abby’s love for pumpkins but your love is for family owned apple orchards that have a shop full of everything apple. apple cider, apple pie, apple anything and you’re running. abby also loves drinking warm apple cider while you walk through the orchard with your basket, picking up all the perfect apples. and of course she pays, duh. “abs let me pay for once, hm?” she chuckles handing the cashier some cash, “are you kidding i’ll use a few of these honey crisps for pies and fritters, it’s on me”

abby’s style in the fall is some brown or maroon doc martens with a black t-shirt, baggy jeans (cuffed of course) and a flannel she mostly wears her standard braid (or two) or throws it in a low messy bun, she owns a coffee shop/bakery (she’s your towns luke danes fr) and goes in at 3 am to bake the days stock of baked goodies.

for my imagination i like to think you have a more high demand job like a nurse or teacher or anything you’d like really, so before shifts you’ll stop in and order something which abby saved specially for you before sending you off with a kiss

i like to think abby and you settle down in a small town (much like stars hallow from gilmore girls) and halloween is a big hit with all the kids loving the decorations you and abby put up and all the candy the kids could ask for, later that night while laying in bed with abby she talks about wanting kids to take trick or treating

more on the kids thing bc mom! abby (i’ll do those hcs next) makes me swoon, you’d go the ivf route, you carrying and abby miraculously planned it so the baby would be born in late september-early october. she’d dress your baby up in little flannels and overalls and she loves being able to do it with you and celebrate the kids birthday during her favorite season

but if you didn’t want kids she wouldn’t mind one bit celebrating fall is something she started doing more with you and wouldn’t care if it stayed that way or not

abby loves loves loves going on hikes so she can see the beauty in the leaves and she takes so many pictures of you, she also rakes the leaves into piles so you two can jump in them

getting a little nsfw !! abby loves lighting pumpkin spice candles and making a little bed on the living room floor with a fuck ton of blankets and having the fire place lit. mugs of hot chocolate she made from scratch, the whole nine yards. and it wasn’t supposed to be a sex thing only but you two couldn’t resist the perfect moment and her hands gently tracing your body, lips roaming, it was a perfect perfect night.

thanks for reading! reblogs are appreciated, my asks are open please feel free to send requests or even say hi!

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i stirred softly, awaking from my slumber, my eyes heavy before they momentarily fluttered open, i let out a soft groan as i attempted to reach over to my bedside table, however evan's hand was tightly secured around my waist.

i struggled slightly, attempting to escape his embrace for a moment, i wriggled out enough to check the time. fuck, it was 2:30 am.

i guess i'll attempt to fall back asleep, i settled back down, as i felt evan stir ever so slightly beside me.

'hey, come back here,' evan groaned,his voice deep and raspy, as he grabbed my waist tugging me closer to him.

'omg, evan sorry for waking you up,' i felt so guilty 'i genuinely didn't mean to wake you, baby, i was just checking the time' he brought me back into the previous tight embrace.

he chuckled raspily, 'shhh, darling you didn't i was already kind of stirring, i was just thinking,'

'mhm, about?' what could this man possibly be thinking at 2:30 in the morning

'what if like, hypothetically, i got like your name tattooed in an arrow heart?' he paused, 'like on my right arm?'

'evan,' i murmured still sleepy, 'what the fuck...' i couldn't help but erupt into a fit of laughter.

'come on y/n, y'know it'd be like that one song' he chuckled, 'i got her name tattoed in an arrow heart?'

'evan thomas peters...you are an idiot' i giggled.

'hey, don't use my full name like that, you sound like my mom!' he sniggered, 'plus how dare you call me an idiot, deep down you know you love it,' he joked,pressing a kiss on my cheek, to which i wiped off jokingly in response.

'hey!' he groaned, 'that's not nice,' he scolded, as he removed his arm from around me, crossing them and turning to his side away from me.

'hey, i was only joking you doofus,' before i put my arms around evan, to which he laughed,

'hahha, gotcha!' he chuckled.

'huh?' what does he mean.

'i just wanted to be the little spoon,' he taunted

'pfft, you should've just asked,' i laughed in response, kissing him softly on his forehead, before fully settling beside him.

'sweet dreams beautiful,' evan whispered.

'night handsome,' i whispered in response, as i gently ran my fingers through his hair, as we both fell asleep as i held him close.

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this is so dumb, the idea just popped into my head and i just wrote soyeah lmao

promise i will attempt to write something good soon LMFAOO.

also feel free to leave requests, bc the writers block rn is insane lmao

[maygirlsposts]

4,14,24,37,39 and 40 for Piper and Leo!

@scarareg Thank you so much for your ask!

leo x piper is kinda my self-indulgent secret ship heh, it's nice to talk about it sometimes hgjfkl;

4. Their favorite show to watch together?

I think they would love watching stupid movies (romcoms or unnecessarily sentimental and cheesy) together not bc they like them but so that they could make fun of the lines/scenes together like best friends do (bc ofc they are best friends first, lovers later). leo mimicking them in his stupid way, and piper giggling and rofling about like a buffalo the way she can't before others. they are the kinda couple who would enjoy everything they watch together.

but their ultimate fav, repeat to 10000x movie list till they have memorized every line is HTTYD, cuz yeah, leo-hiccup, toothless-festus, and ig piper is a lot like astrid? AND DRAgons!!! so yeah their go-to, top-of-head movie when they are lazy to try something new

(the only thing they never watch is tristan mclean movies lmao)

14. Who falls asleep during a movie?

Neither, but on hectic days when they are super tired, both of them catch the sleep bug and fall asleep.

if Leo is first to wake up to find the movie is over, he'd pick up piper and carry her to their bed, taking care she doesn't wake up (watching her sleep is secretly his fav thing, yk cuz of piper's cute way of sleeping: "inhaling through the nose, exhaling with a little puff through the mouth" and "her hair looked like it had become a nest for a friendly hamster")

on the other hand, if piper is first to wake, she'd prob simply arrange some pillows for their necks and go back to sleep, snuggling into him bc no chance she is getting cold lol

which brings me to the next choice!

24. Sleeping/cuddling positions? (Big spoon, little spoon, etc.)?

ggfhjk i love this question specifically for this ship cuz Piper is 100% the little spoon!

iirc (forgive me my knowledge of HoO is getting rusty! seriously, it's time for a full reread T_T) both piper and leo are the same height, right? maybe as adults, leo gets a late growth spurt of a couple of inches over her (which is annoying cuz leo is finally taller but secretly she likes it, cuz perfect for a side snuggle)

even otherwise, piper is always, subconsciously snuggling into his side cuz he is so hot warm. even if he hasn't used his fire, there is always some residual warmth in him all the time, which she has got used to searching out for. say, if leo gets up in the middle of the night to drink some water/got a brand new design idea in his head he just has to jot down NOW,,, by the time he returns to bed, piper is completely rolled up in his side of the bed, searching for him in her sleep (he loves this habit of hers! it also probs makes him feel better about his fire too)

iirc, his mom's warehouse caught fire in the middle of winter, right?? ig he'd slowly come to like winters better, bc of piper snuggling more into him during winters agfhjk

and iirc, he likes to sleep with a hug pillow, right? his old hug pillow has been replaced by piper!

39. Do they get along with the other's family? If not, how do they deal with the other's family?

on leo's side, hephaestus will be very suspicious of the daughter of aphrodite (cuz of his own experience with her) but talking to piper, he will be slightly mollified abt her… yet, his advice for Leo always will be to trust his machines more than the human specimen of his girlfriend (ofc leo won't take it seriously)

//toa spoilers/// now josephine and hemithea are his foster mothers i am sure piper would get along with them super well as well <3

on piper's side, leo has already met Tristan in Lost Hero and knows him as piper's friend, so he'd be pretty much chill with what pipes does and who she dates,, he might try to give Leo The Talk as his duty as her father, but Piper would kick her dad out before that ever happens (Leo just being the awkward bean like during the whole helicopter ride in TLH lol)

oth, leo would be mildly (understated) scared of Aphrodite. if they ever meet her (by chance) he'd keep fidgeting and tapping 'i love you' on his jeans till piper clasps his hand and taps back 'it's okay' but i think aphrodite won't be as scary as leo imagines in his head; she'd probs find him amusing and intrigued that her daughter actually prefers leo over jason.

40. Who is the skilled shopper for holidays? Who always waits 'til the last minute to get all of their gifts? (Which one gets stressed out easily)?

piper! she won't--but she would use her charmspeak to bargain for the best prices in those overly expensive, money grabbing malls, something that leo always finds terrifyingly awesome lmao,, piper gets excited for holiday shopping and stuff whereas leo tags along obediently (and use his magic toolbelt to stove away the shopping bags lol)

leo always forgets all of the important days because of his adhd (extreme even by demigod standards) and piper, having known him for long, understands this and never gets mad or anything but he'd always feel guilty about this and makes up for it in a completely random surprise gift he handdesigns for her. Of course, piper loves his stupid (affectionately) and most times, completely non-functional (cuz Leo himself doesn't know what they do loool but they are always weirdly complicated) gifts so much! like say a music box that goes moo! but bake out fresh cookies lmao