#i can still hear you cackling 💀💀💀

[meowzfordayz]

I can't stop thinking abt this and I NEED to tell someone abt it, I'm cackling so bad XDD:

Akaza, Muzan, Kyo and Tengen when their S/o SLAPS. THEIR. ASS. HARD with no warning, like, not even in a sexy way, they just stared at their booty, got a brain fart and did it XDDD

LMAO. 😆💀 Ty for this gem. 💎😂

Author's Note: originally intended for these to only be, like, a sentence long. 😆

when you slap their ass — akaza, enmu, muzan, kyojuro, tengen

Akaza x Reader, Enmu x Reader, Muzan x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~400

CW: dark humor, mild sexual content

~faqs~

AKAZA

confused 🤨🤨🤨

Cheeks? Clenched 😳

Lowkey blushing 🤭

Would def shoot you a warning scowl if you did it in public 😒

Akaza’s only a lil shy 🫠

But in private?

11/10 he’s chasing you until he’s gotten revenge

Revenge = Your Ass in His Hands 🤠

For gentle kneading, ofc 😌🍞

ENMU

LOVES IT 🥴

Teehee Hee vibes, y'know? 🤠

"Oh darling, I didn't know you had it in you!" 😍

Meanwhile you're just fed up w/ him 😐

"You weren't supposed to like it."

"Oh but I did." 😜

*facepalm*

You might have to try using a spray bottle next

Bc apparently someone likes spanking a lil too much 😒

MUZAN

Don’t mind me

But my first thought?

Assuming you’re a demon, Muzan’s 100% slicing away your hands 😬

Dw, they regenerate in like, 5 secs 😅

And yanno… the fact that he just bashfully sliced off your hands vs straight up k*lling you? 🧐

… I’d say he liked it 😏

Not that he’d ever admit it

“Do NOT slap my ass again.” 👿

Please slap my ass again 😭

Another confused man 🙃

“Sweetheart… did I, anger you?” 🥺

Tell him, “No Kyo, but your ass is so FAT.” 😖🤗

And he’s likely to malfunction 😃

“My… ass?” 🥺

“How do you even slay demons w/ that thing ?????”

And then, out of nowhere, he’s like, “I sit on them and suffocate them w/ my huge dumpy.” 😇

Actually tho, he’d prob laugh (he’s still confused lol, but a good sport ☺️), totally blushing as he murmurs, “Well if you like it so much, then I suppose it is all yours.”

#what a gentleman ❤️‍🔥

Uhh

This man does NOT need his ego inflated any further 😎

But go ahead 🤪

“How flashy of you!” he gasps, “But I bet I can get a better sound smacking yours.” 🥰

And then he’s lovingly bending you over his knee and smacking your ass

“Hmm, you hear how lovely that sounds?”

Does it turn into an ass smacking competition?

Yeah

Nothing like getting to bend him over your knee next 😉

[kirarifutari]

enhypen as fast food workers (enhypen ot7.)

GENRE .. !? enhypen ot7 headcanons i guess... pureee crack, comedy

WARNINGS .. !? not proof read, swearing, for shits and giggles don't take anything to heart lol

WC ..?! approx 852

NOTES.. ?! okay pls blame @dazed-hee for putting this thought into my head and helping me w this... i cannot believe i sat my ass down and wrote this,, yes i just got off work ... anyway i hope u enjoy this goofy little piece pls like + reblog to support!!

heeseung

actually does his job properly LOLLL

he's so good at it asw he is never ever stressed 😭😭 he never complains either he just gets shit done ?? like you'll be on shift w him and magically you don't have to do anything ever bc somehow he has it under control…?

all the customers love him asw LMAO he's the type to remember regulars 🙏

god sent everyone needs a heeseung to work with, he's even nice to the rude customers but is not afraid to be a little passive aggressive bitch 🤧

he never talks badly about anyone so no one ever shit talks him?? but if you ask him ab drama he'd be like “not naming any names but…” 😭

jay

he is exactly like heeseung except when is jay ever NOT stressed

he is internally crying every five seconds over something and every time a customer complains about something you can see the light in his eyes die little by little 💀💀

he doesn't even care what anyone else is doing he's just so caught up in doing his job he doesn't realise that he's doing everything himself…  more utc!

if you catch him on a good day tho you can hear him make fun of customer orders 😭 “who the fuck orders 3 hamburgers past the age of three years old…”

let's you do whatever you want bc hes too busy dealing w the emerging grey hairs 🙏

jake

the best person to work your shift w for a good time hands downnn

he's so funny he will make you cackle every five seconds,, you'll be taking a drive thru order and you'd be trying so fucking hard not to laugh into the mic 😭 he will fr start SINGING in ur ear goodbye

super friendly w customers and will literally start a conversation ab the most random things ?? “bro did you just order this family box?? you eating that yourself? that's crazy, mad respect” 💀

dawg does everything all at once, making burgers, taking orders, handing out food, changing the bins ??? yet somehow he's the one goofing off the most ? 

sunghoon

doesn't know how he landed the job tbh… everyone expected him to be unemployed the rest of his life 🔥

HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COUNT CHANGE W CASH 😭 bro tries his hardest but is always fumbling around fr,, our maths legend

the type to be like “hm? i can't hear you” “what did you say? “yeah just gimme a minute” he is TOO CHILL he's so unserious ab this job he clocks on and does nothing half the time 🙏 he'll say he'll do what you ask him too but... you both know he won't xoxox

somehow he's still one of the managers favourites and gets good shifts every week… 

if a customer yells at him he'd be like “yeah give me a second” and then just gets someone else to deal with it LMFAO 💀

sunoo

THE BIGGEST SHIT TALKER having a shift w him is so good, he somehow knows everything that's going on w everyone ??? fills you in w all the gossip fr.

he's rly bubbly w all the nice customers and is one of the nicer employees to work with but if ur on his bad side … 💀💀💀

like if you annoy him as a customer he will hand you order wordlessly and look you up and down HE DOESNT CAREEE BROOO 😭

if anyone ever blames him for doing something wrong on shift he literally will just be like “that wasn't me tho 😄😄” biggest liar and everyone knows it but no one cares cus we all love him 🫶

sunoo will definitely be the type to buy you food on his break or give you free stuff when you clock off 😭

jungwon

would be the biggest gas lighter LMFAO

“oh you ordered a double big mac and not a regular? yeah on our register it's gone through as regular so i don't know what you want me to do, you can pay for another one tho!” 💀💀💀💀

bro gives so much sass to rude customers he does NOT gaf, he does it all w a smile on his face too like “sorry about that but we can't do anything to fix it 😊” 

he’d be so chill w his co workers asw, he would really care if everyone's messing around but somehow w him on shift everything goes oddly smoothly… 

working w him is so fucking funny cus he will never take no for an answer w a customer he will keep pushing until they LEAVE 😭

niki

LMFAOOO okay this kid fucking hates his job LOL

will spit in a customers drink because he can 🙏 he will not take shit from anyone and he knows no one will fire him bc they're understaffed 😚

plays the best music and always has kitchen speaker aux !!!

if you ask him to remake a burger or help you with something he'll either give you a blank stare or a “no, i won't.” and then do it for you anyway 👊👊 he is such a little menace but he doesn't care 

w annoying ass customers he will literally start arguing w them STOP

would go viral on tiktok cus some customer was filming him being rude but everyone would be siding w him bc niki is always in the right godbless.

[eldritch-spouse]

I have pretty bad nightmares so now I'm imagining one night I'm too paranoid to be alone after a dream so I ask my lovely roommate breg to stay with me for the rest of the night

breg being breg accepts what great enthusiasm, tail wagging at a million miles per hour

poor ole breg however cannot see into the future and didn't know i would fall asleep & have a wet dream right in front of him

it wouldn't hurt to help relieve me right? and he's definitely not going to get another chance like this again might as well

(I was going to talk about something else but the horny took over sorry)

["My lovely roommate Breg"... I am cackling. 💀 Also, fem reader for this one.]

TW: Non-consensual sleep sex.

Of course Breg accepted to sleep next to you!

His poor mate having nightmares all by themselves, how could Breg ever refuse to be there for you?

He will insist on snuggling you to sleep, and if you question the breeder about it, he'll start spouting lies about how it'll make you feel safer to have contact, how he can just wake you up gently if you start having nightmares again. Come on, you don't have to be embarrassed about it, Breg knows what it's like! No one enjoys waking up in a fit of crying or screaming, he'll be there to make sure it doesn't get that far, he'll be there to keep the bad dreams away.

You can trust him.

Breg is already monumentally excited to share a bed with you, without having to be extremely silent and still in order to not be noticed- Now imagine his delight to have you willingly fall asleep in the breeder's arms, snuggling into him, with your adorable little mane, and your cute nose, making those sweet incoherent murmurs- Oh! Your breathing is picking up, what's that odd look on your pretty face? Breg grabs your chin softly, getting to hear the small, frantic little whimpers you're making.

Ah, you poor poor human. He wonders what's making you have these nightly terrors. You don't deserve any of them, you're such a sweet, exquisite person, who's stressing you out to make you lose good sleep like this? Who is giving you a hard time? Who's scaring you? Because Breg will have none of it! His mate deserves their wonderful full night's rest and whoever dares interfere will pay. Just look at the state of you, flushed like a cherry, sweating, eyebrows creased, curling in on yourself, legs shaking, mouth parted in an "o" of-

Wait a minute- What's that scent-

Oh.

OH.

Well then. Some very pleasant nightmare this must be, if the rather pungent smell of your """fear""" has anything to say about it.

Now, the correct thing to do here would be to wake you up, pray you don't remember anything about your dream and that you still feel comfortable enough to have Breg sleep next to you. Right. Oooorrrrr- Breg could just... Enjoy the show. You do look adorable like this, needy and whining softly, legs clenching together. Such a view. The breeder very softly nudges your blanket off, head leaning to get a better view.

What is it that you're deaming of? What's erotic enough to put you in this state? Who's doing this to you? Is it him? Fuck please, Breg hopes you're dreaming of him, he wishes he was in your dreams stuffing his fat tongue so far up your little cunt that you'd be singing his name. Just say it's him that makes you twist and turn at night, that he's the one keeping you stuffed and happy- You dream of him, right? Just like Breg pants about you in his own. He can't count the nights he's woken up stiff and drooling, haunted by flashes of you bouncing on him, on your knees, bent in two for him- This is just like it!

You really must dream of him. And Breg doesn't want you to suffer in silence like he does, you clearly need help.

Humming quietly, the breeder scoots ever so close to your lightly squirming form, alert and cautious, though easily distracted by the smell of your hair up close. That nice fruity shampoo you use. Though, maybe in the future he'll recommend you stop using products with such intense fragrances, because he would much rather smell you- Your natural scent. It's irreplaceable, the most appealing of them all, much better than this odd citrus-y mask.

You start panting.

Ah yes, where was he?

Breg can't help himself, he would rather take things slow and touch every part of your delicate frame before moving to the crux of your situation, but he's already gotten ahead of himself with his prior fantasies, both cocks squeezing out his slit impatiently and wits burned to a crisp. Besides, if the monster wastes too much time lollygagging, you might actually wake up at some point. So the breeder bites his lip, sucking in an excited breath while he lets his hand drift to the front of your shorts. Down. Down further, shifting position to cup your precious pussy, applying the slightest pressure- Oh fuck yes, you're already wet, bucking onto his soft rubbing motions, giving the absolute pervert the best show of his life. You're so pent up! Hell, you're trying to close your legs around him! Could you cum like this? On his hand? In your shorts? Adorable!

Oh but that would be ruining things too soon. No can do. Not at all.

Breg looks down at his own deplorable state and groans. He's tired of this. He's tired of only ever getting to palm at you, of only ever getting the chance to stuff his face in your panties or jerk off over you while you sleep. He needs more. He can't take it, his patience has limits and he behaves so well when you're awake! Breg needs a reward, a little treat for trying so hard not to lose himself.

He's off the bed in a blink. Not to leave, mind you. He's not that considerate, much as Breg loves to think he's the exemplary mate. No, he's grinning like a greedy madman while his claws flirt with the hem of your loose shorts. It takes the patience of a saint, a trial of self-control, but the breeder is more than determined enough to painfully glide the cloth down, giving himself a show unintentionally. They're tossed aside carelessly. Oh, you're using those nice blue panties he likes! The one with stripes. So very cute. He's played with those before. They're taken off too, ever so slowly, Breg forcing himself to stop whenever you shift too much or make a disgruntled noise. Yes yes, sweet needy thing, he's here- Wait just a teensy second, will you?

The moment your lower half is bare, Breg can already feel strands of his own drool caking his chin, parting smooth legs ever so carefully to see your core flushed and wet for him. Maybe he should take a picture... No, why waste time? It's too risky, he's doing this now. Breg takes one last look at your uncomfortable, flustered expression and dips to take a greedy lick from bottom to clit- Moaning low and hard. God fuck, it's like a cocaine rush.

If Breg started asking to eat you out, just eat you out, would you let him? He wants his tongue glued to your cunt forever. The breeder's hands work clumsily over both cocks as he drowns in fantasies of you pulling him to his knees to service you while you're performing menial tasks.

Every single time your hips buck against his slow licks, Breg rewards the effort by whispering praise against your flesh and circling your button harder, hoping to hear more of those melodic, pleading cries. You're so expressive, even in your sleep. Would you beg him if you were awake? Would you pull his face down to grind your slick pussy all over it? Mark him, mark your mate, make him yours-

Oh ffffuck, moan again moan again!

Breg slurps his roving muscle back up so fast he nearly whacks himself in the head with it. This is not enough anymore. He wants... He wants so badly to be inside of you. That's the treat, that's his treat. Just a tiny bit, just for a second, only one minute of bliss inside your perfect pulsing walls! You'll understand, won't you? Of course you will, he's been so good, so well-behaved...

The pale monster pants shakily while he shifts pose, crawling atop you on the bed, sliding between your perfect doughy legs and letting his heavy cocks sit on your mound. Tiny thing. You're such a tiny creature. But you'll take him. Oh, you certainly will. He knows you can. Probably.

Time to find out.

Breg presses the very tip of his member to your saliva-slicked hole, whimpering in the back of his throat at the resistance he meets. You're gonna be so tight, you're gonna hug him so good, you're so hot and so perfect and-

Hhhngh holy shit-!

The breeder sees stars when his cock finally breaches your opening, and even if only a minute part of him is in, you're already gripping him like a vise with your heavenly hole. You must really be an angel! Breg makes an incredulous, panting laugh, rocking back and forth pitifully, wanting so much more, observing the way your skin stretches to welcome him further.

He could cum like this, barely sheathed inside his mate, second cock twitching and leaking, relieving his needy partner while they sleep. Breg grabs your legs in a stupor of arousal, ready to shove more of his fat member inside you when-

" ... Hu- B-BREG?! " Oh God. " WHAT THE FUCK? "

Every muscle in his body freezes. He let his arousal take over.

He's in such deep shit.

" H-Hi, honey...? "

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

Hc’s of m!greaser being the shortest of the Curtis gang + Shepards?? M!greaser is roughly 16-17 and can fight rlly well, but he’s comically tiny. He’s like exactly 5’0 and has not grown an inch since the fifth grade, so he’s often lost in the middle of a rumble which makes the others kinda wonder “shit, is he dead??”

(He is not dead, just probably stuck in a 2-feet deep ditch somewhere)

LMAO LOVE THIS

Being short is so @positively-peachy-143-core!

You already know Two Bit has some remarks for him

Short but Deadly M!Greaser x The Gang + Tim Shepard

Ponyboy Curtis

-he teases you for a bit

-but whenever you want him to shut up he does it real quick

-he’s also a bit scared of you, more than Johnny is

- always the first to look for you in a rumble whenever you get lost

-he respects you a lot though

Johnny Cade

-he and pony are the two smallest besides you

-he tries not to tease you about it

-because he knows how it feels to be underestimated for your size

-and looks

-he respects you as a person

-and is, truth be told, a bit scared of you

Sodapop Curtis

-I mean he’s teasing you but in a loving way

-he probably introduces you to girls n stuff

-they love you tbh

-you guys would be such a good trio with Steve

Darry Curtis

-what a duo

-yall are both scary and real good in fights but the only thing is the size difference

-if you two are both in the same gang for a rumble I feel bad as shit for the other gang

-lethal I tell you

-he teases you, but also defends you if anyone else who doesn’t have a say is making fun of you (cough cough Curly cough cough)

-you both kicked Curlys ass 💀💅

Dallas Winston

-he also teases you ok everyone teases you it’s a fact of life

-but he’s secretly a bit scared of you

-would rather die before telling anyone but he’s actually pretty scared of tiny deadly things

-like if he ever saw any horror movies like Chucky? Mf would be screaming

-he pushes you around but never too much

-he doesn’t want the humiliation of getting his ass kicked

Two Bit Mathews

-do you know how many jokes this mf makes

-“Sorry, can you speak up? It’s hard to hear your from all the way down there!” Then cackling

-“You’re right. It’s insensitive to call you short. I apologize, my vertically challenged y/n.”

-“OH MY- oh, sorry, I thought you was my ma’s garden gnome.”

-“Yk, you’re a great guy, y/n. I really look up to you. Figuratively.”

-“Well what are you going to do, y/n?! Headbutt my stomach? Kick my shins?”

-you ended up kicking his balls hard

-that got him to shut up

-but he was still rolling around on the ground muttering “W-worth it!”

Steve Randle

-he teases you too, not as bad as two bit

-but you’re actually his favorite little guy

-and you’re tough as hell alright

-like he admires that despite you’re disadvantage you’re so good in fights

-calls you “big guy” 💀

Tim Shepard

-he’s the lest paused by your high surprisingly

-you kinda get to be his secret weapon

-I mean he respects any guy who can fight like you can at that height

Curly Shepard

-he made the mistake of underestimating you

-because of your height

-and came home all beat up and Tim asked what the hell happened

-and burst into laughter whenever all he could mutter was your name

-Tim was the one who told Curly not to mess with you but ofc he didn’t listen

-And I mean hey Curly kinda had it coming

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 10 omg and 10 days until s3 👀

Lets go batchers 🤟

The Bad Batch 1x06

I love reading the aurebesh signs hehe

Omega nearly takes out a stranger and literally goes "teehee oopsie" I love her sm

Echo teaching her how to shoot 🥺

HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER 😭

Wrecker: "not exactly a natural is she" Hunter: *vague nod/shrug thing* 💀

I'd love to shoo cid out of the bar "scram" @ cid

Tech is playing arcade games !!!! 👀

"I assume you know what a tactical droid is" *3 voted yes, Omega voted no, Tech panicked*

I used to think cid telling the batch they work for her was a kinda funny scene but rewatching it now knowing what I know it just infuriates me 😡

"weak noodle arms" SHES JUST A BABY

"this old trick?" hehe like the one Han did in ESB 👀

"that's your plan? fly there, land, hope they don't spot us and walk in the door?" ~ Obi-Wan about Anakin's plan - me pretending Echo learned this from Anakin 🥺

poor Wrecker with heights, he's so brave fr I'm very proud 💕

"nighty night" 🤣

everyone is probably gonna hate me for saying this buuuuttt... I kinda wanna see more Martez sisters after this episode lol

Rafa: "grab a weapon" Omega: "I had one 😑"

y'all the banter between Hunter and Rafa 👀 the way he walks behind her with both blasters out

THE FLIP AND ROLL OMEGA DOES TO GRAB THE DROID HEAD !!!

"thanks" hehehe she's so cheeky

sibling banter

YOU'VE GOT THIS WRECKER 👑

Wrecker hits his head count: 7 👀

and he just got shot in the same place on his shoulder for the third time 🙃

"Good soldiers-" screaming sobbing exploding into another dimension

HELP HER TRACE

Omega screaming for Hunter 😭

plus Hunter's "hang on Omega!" *checking myself into therapy*

Hunter literally swinging in to save Omega like he's tarzan 👑

that "thank you" was SO sincere I'm going to go cry my eyes out forever

Trace grabbed Omega to pull her behind her 🥺

Rafa: "I still don't like you" Hunter: "I'm used to it" 🥲😂

okay but Wrecker fighting the chip, hearing Tech calling for him sounding so concerned, then Crosshair desperately saying "good soldiers follow orders" is incredibly painful to hear... but it's like he's hearing his brothers both desperately calling him to them, Crosshair's voice is like the chip trying to activate, he's frustrated and confused which is probably exactly how Wrecker feels right now, and Tech's voice is trying to bring Wrecker back away from the chip 🥲 like they're both tugging at his brain to go different directions or smth idk I'm emotional about them always

"is there an echo in here?" "Yes, I'm Echo" *salutes* he's just so silly and goofy and I know the domino squad is absolutely cackling rn 😂

Tech's little swirly flip of the datastick like Hunter does with his knife makes me think Tech can also use Hunter's knife and that is something I would love to see pls

Trace has her arm around Omega again! 🤲

Tech is so sneaky hehe

Omega: "it's all about tuning out distractions" SEE CID SHE TOOK ECHOS ADVICE AND NOW SHE'S FINE pfft "weak noodle arms" NO MA'AM

R7 💕💕💕

Omega is so excited about being in a seedy area lmaooo

Omega and Rafa waving at each other as they leave 🥺

Hunter talking about the right reasons I am feeling emotions again

hmm I wonder who this mysterious person on the holo could possibly be 🤔🤔🤔

yayyyy episide 6 done y'alls 💕 thanks for joining again ilysm

I'm going to be doing a lot more hehe because I was super busy for a few days and now my timing is off 🙃

see y'all next time for when the fit hits the shan 🤟

[heraldofcrow]

wait, you’ve now got me wondering, who’s shittier, Micolash or Hojo?

(Sorry for the wait on this one!!!)

Alright, we got the squad curious and I’m actually thinking on it myself now so…..

Which one of these cackling, deranged, shriveled, greasy-haired unethical scientist/scholar bitches is winning the sicko-off?

(Idk why I’m laughing so much at both of them rn. Their stupid mannerisms paired with the pure insanity of the atrocities they commit is the funniest contrast ever 💀)

Let’s see.

They have both:

✅ Abused, kidnapped, mutilated, and killed humans and animals for experimentation

✅ Created/Bred mutant monsters from humans and animals

✅ Sacrificed countless lives (for science!)

✅ Betrayed people that trusted them

✅ Supported or worked with corrupt organizations

✅ Fucked up entire villages/civilizations/environments

✅ Violated the Geneva Convention several times

However, I am actually going to give Micolash some grace here, because thanks to cut dialogue, we know that he had/has something that Hojo isn’t shown with much of.

Humanity.

You can hear his cut lines here, but there is something desperate and almost sad in how he sounds in his search for understanding. He seems almost jealous of Rom maybe, a little bitter, and very, very alone.

Now he did violate human rights to the nth degree—don’t get me wrong. I mean….he’s responsible for….

….this fucking thing….

Masses and masses of sacrificed human bodies, reborn in a cheap attempt to recreate an evil god. Micolash is responsible for all the dead scholars chained to the Mensis Ritual. He is responsible for the desecration of Mergo, the godchild. There are dead children in Yahar’gul, and implications of women being kept alive only for their fertility. There are mutilated animals. There is the Brain of Mensis which is apparently made up partially of dead scholars. There are kidnappers roaming around on his behalf, sent to snatch up innocent victims for the rituals. It’s disgusting. There’s no end to the horrors Micolash has set in motion, and what’s worse—he clearly had the charisma to lure others to his side. He has dozens of Pthumerians and Yahar’gul hunters working for him. Edgar, a traitor to the Choir, rejoices when he kills you and stops you from progressing further towards Micolash. There are hints of the power Micolash held and his brilliance, his allure.

I think Micolash was genius and dangerous, but even still, I will afford him SOME leverage here for that dialogue. I really think he was desperate and was the type to sacrifice everything to get his way.

Hojo is a bitch ass motherfuc—sorry, ahem, Hojo is easier to judge because we SEE him do shit and listen to a lot of his dialogue, but I also think he is just objectively worse in some ways because of the scale of damage he caused? The world was almost completely wiped out thanks to him using his son for an experiment.

That was really where it all started if we’re being fair. Sure, it wasn’t initially his project but he took things to the next level by marrying a woman and agreeing with her to use their child to test out the effects of aliens cells fusing with humans. WHO DOES THAT.

Maybe he could have averted the horrific results had he treated his child…like a child…but since the OG and beyond, we’ve only been given more and more disgusting hints of how Hojo massively fucked that up. Deliberately. He was treating the whole thing like an experiment from beginning to end. He was never a father, just an unethical scientist.

On that note, everything he does is just repulsive and violating.

Sometimes I remember the scene with Aerith….where he…just is so creepy. He makes my skin crawl.

Who the fuck asks an innocent girl if she’d like to see the remains of her dead mother through a microscope…the mother Hojo basically caused the death of and then catalogued and stored in…pieces….ffs I am going to throw up 💀

Yeah, and then there are the atrocities of course, that go beyond what Micolash could afford loll. Hojo had a bigger budget being backed by Shinra, so the amount of people, animals, ENTIRE VILLAGES, and who knows what else was all subjected to his brutal experimentation. You know it’s bad and especially perverse when fucking Sephiroth, who had been involved in literal war since he was a child, saw it in Rebirth and started freaking out.

I felt queasy too when I fully understood the mako pods in the Nibelheim reactor.

They were built to CONDENSE mako (liquid) into materia (solid)….like extreme pressure cookers…and Hojo put people and animals in them ;-;

Yeah, he’s awful. They both are, and they’re basically the same guy, yes. But Hojo is just on another level of twisted thanks to some extra details and the amount of destruction he caused, methinks.

[sanityshorror]

What if Killian and Negan went camping together 🏕 Very silly question but the chaos they would create lol

OMG YES! I can totally see Negan and Killian camping together, undoubtedly. Killiian loves the wilderness and is great at navigating in it, and Negan certainly knows how to as well lmfao. Killian would insist they ride horses or just straight up hike instead of taking a car into the woods, because Killian loves horses - yes he's a horse boy, but in his defense was born in 1872 lol.

Mentioning Killian's birth year, made me think of how I can see Negan and Killian going back and forth calling each other old, while they're on their way to the campsite either horseback riding or hiking. Killian is 151 but appears 26 years old permanently. Negan is in his mid 40s (going off the main sequence of his TWD arc) and looks his age cuz he's a human. But it's even funnier to think of them going back and forth calling each other old with the HC that Negan is one of Killian's countless children (Negan really does look like he could be Killian's child tho lol, tall and broad shouldered with the gigachad jawlines PFT).

These assholes bring an entire ass suitcase that's full of alcohol with them, and we all know it. They're both drinkers in their canon, though Killian is a heavier drinker than Negan. Killian drinks enough to be basically a functioning alcoholic, he's not wasted all the time but he's not exactly sober either. So yeah, there's a whiskey suitcase.

They definitely fuck with any other campers or hikers they come across. I honestly can see Negan going all friendly over to another camper or hiker, acting like it's just him, and then suggesting they tell campfire stories for fun. Negan would tell the 'urban legend' of The Man with the Scarred Neck, and as if that 'urban legend' isn't vile enough to be disturbing hearing from some guy you don't know in the woods, Killian would pop out "BOO!" right as the poor person is boutta head out 💀😭 the dude is running away shitting bricks but Negan and Killian are just cackling in hysterical laughter on the ground.

They definitely are the type to go hunting, but not in the sports way. However I'm sure there's still some pretty ridiculous pictures they have taken with their catch, even though they do actually eat it... still gotta get some ridiculous pictures.

One time they tried fishing together but were drunk and it turned into them getting into a slap fight but using live fish to slap each other.

[cheerstotheelites-if]

Hello this is definitely NOT bread anon with a mustache, anywho, If you have the time to answer I'd like to know the RO's reactions to a stoic MC accidentally playing a song on full volume on their phone, and instead of just turning it off MC just swiftly power walks out of the room with the song still blaring from their phone (with a slightly flustered expression).

I hope this ask finds you in good health, sincerely,

Br- NOT Bread Anon.

Hello, Bread anon. Your mustache is falling off. 💀💀

Weylyn: Follows to check up on you, while also trying not to make you feel even more flustered by asking.

Fleur: Just watches the fumble with furrowed brows and confusion.

Zephyrine: Stifling a laugh, and ultimately failing. You can hear her wheezing and cackling from the next room. How kind of her.

Eliseo: Actually manages to stifle his laugh, but you can see an amused smirk hidden behind his hand.

Cooper: Snorts. Audibly snorts. He finds the fumble and fluster both adorable and thoroughly entertaining.

Ophelia: Flinches a bit in surprise at the sudden loud volume, too shook to notice the flustered expression.

[tklberries]

omg okay so i wanted to drop some of my fav hcs as a thank you for yours!!!! they were so cute made me smile sm <333 :)))

aziraphale’s laugh is pretty consistently giggly whereas crowley’s is a bit all over the place and it makes him so embarassed,, like aziraphale gets angelic giggles every time and crowley’s squeaky and loud and he gets so mad abt it

crowley can’t sit still when presented w the promise of being tickled!!! like he’ll dig his heels into the floor or his leg will bounce or he backs away he gets NERVOUS he cannot sit still

he is super teasy though (as is pretty in character) cuz he loves seeing aziraphale smile. he kind of can’t help smiling along too

when he’s feeling silly he’ll go fully in character and have fun with it like think bildad the shuhite era “i have come to destroy you all!!!” type silly

rah these r some of my favs lmk if u would like some more!!!! tysm again <33

you are giving me LIFE lately!!!!!!!!!

YES real i can hear it so well. everytime aziraphale giggles a kitten finds a forever home but also crowley's laugh is just. well we can't call it melodic because there is absolutely no control over it whatsoever 💀 just the constant dipping back and forth between squeaky giggles and cackling is SOOOO GOOD

so freaking true like he's not gonna run away (usually) but what ELSE is he supposed to do with his body! he's got so many limbs and i dont think he ever even knows where they are in time and space to give him credit

i can imagine aziraphale teasing back whenever he finds the opportunity and crowley just sitting there shocked that he could do such a thing. like sometimes azi gets him back so good he's at a loss for words. and then obviously just goes at him in return IDK DO YOU SEE IT. IDK HOW TO CONVEY IT

THIS ONE IS ABSOLUTELY RUINING ME dude i need silly crowley ler content bc he's a goober. i can imagine if he really gets into it he'd just absolutely destroy aziraphale from the get go, fingers vibrating into his tummy, raspberries, the whole thing. he'd have so much fun with it

you are always welcome in my inbox!!!!!!! i love your brain thank you for indulging me :3

[yandereloversblog]

…ask Bonten Mikey, kakauhco, and Rin what if your little darling aks to play a song for a date or a drive and it’s…

CBat 🤩🤩

🧋 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐬𝐤 🧋 -> 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 "𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲" 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐨, 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨, 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

╰┈➤ . . . 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝙲𝙱𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝙷𝚞𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚠𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎?

╰┈➤ . . . 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Not the CBat 💀

-> 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 "𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲" 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐨

Mikey gives you a blank expression, only to blink a few seconds later "What is that?" He asks confused, and for good measure the music starts playing as if to remind him of something "I... Think my angel let me hear this before..." He remains unamused before shrugged "I don't really know what it is about but as long as my angel likes it I don't mind, they can play whatever they want."

-> 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨

Kakucho gives the music another try before letting out a sigh and stopping it "It's a little annoying... Please don't tell my darling I said that." He frowns, hoping his words didn't upset his darling if they knew "But if they really like it I'll put up with it." He has a helpless smile on his face as he thinks of his darling "Still it seems a bit familiar, I think I heard my darling laugh and giggle when the sound came up... Maybe it IS clown music?"

-> 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

"Fuck no, swear if I didn't love them so much I'd break up on the spot because of it." Rindou huffed and crossed his arms, lightly glaring "I know what it is and no, I am NOT letting them play that, it's already gotten on my nerves after hearing it so much on tiktok." He seems a little stressed and annoyed before cackling "Though I remember when they showed me first, told me "Ran would probably use this", I really laughed that time."

[physicalee-tired]

Laughing Jack Tk HCs!⚫️⚪️

fuck it, no one else is doing them so I’m doing this to appease the clown-fuckers and/or people who just think this guy would be fun. SFW don’t worry!

As a Ler…

I’m fucking calling it. EVIL. ABSOLUTELY CRUEL.

that being said you’ll probably love every second of it because this long monochromatic entity has a knack for teasing.

first of all the claws??? Sure they’re perfect for disemboweling his victims but you know what else they’re good for? Slowing dragging them up and down your tummy and making you squirm. Running them down your back and grinning when you arch and squeak. Raking them up and down your soles or even for quick skitters… do I need to keep going?~

I am a firm believer that he loves a good chase, he loves seeing the fear (or anticipation) on his Lee’s face as he chases them down or ambushes them from the shadows and relishes in hearing the final screech before gently squishing and scribbling along any ticklish spot he can get his hands on.

He’s so good at teasing it’s almost criminal. He will find what gets you most flustered and use it to his advantage. Baby talk? “Awww? Is the little human ticklish? Cootchy Cootchy coo~ listen to those giggles!”. Corny Jokes? “Say, little one, what do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sophishticated! Oh? Is it really that funny? No?! But look how much you’re laughing!”. Anything that might make you blush or whine he will exploit

He uses his height to his advantage of course! It doesn’t matter how tall you are he can and will hold you upside down and tickle your exposed tummy how dare you think you’re above that!

As a Lee…

No offense but… you don’t have a snowballs chance in hell 💀.

OR THAT WOULD BE THE CASE IF HE DIDN’T ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

Hear me out, he was created as an imaginary friend and while that ended… less than pleasantly, he still has some of that childish spirit in him… also you can’t tell me Issac didn’t make him a glorified tickle me Elmo 💀.

Yup, that’s right. This clown is ticklish EVERYWHERE and he fucking hates loves it. Especially if you’re someone he’s particularly fond of, he will DESTROY YOU once he gets off the floor from his giggle fit.

He’s definitely hard to fluster I think, however something that always gets him is feigned innocence. What do you mean how many ribs does he have HE DOESNT HAVE BONES PLEASE IT TICKLES SO BAD—

you can practically play him like an instrument, while he’s ticklish everywhere certain spots will make his cackle like a hyena while other will make him laugh so hard he actually goes silent.

also very susceptible to tickle kisses, those might be worse for him than raspberries actually

[threeletterslife]

i have been holding back on this for so long..... i need you to know that twoteo HAUNTS me! forgive me if i've sent an ask about this long ago, my memory has been getting to much worse but i am just filled with this urge to shower you with praise!!!!

initially, twoteo absolutely had me hooked because i had been looking for a good hunger games!au with yoongi, so when i came across your fic and i immediately sat down to read it!

but then i got to delve into your characters and this vibrant world you've created within the hunger games and i just completely fell in love. you have such complex, dynamic, and human characters and i will always be in awe of your writing! i absolutely adore mc and yoongi; they live in my head rent free, and i'm glad they found each other!!!!

on another note, upon finding twoteo i immediately read through your masterlist and i completely Adore the way you handle angst. you do it so artfully that even after you rip my heart out, i find myself rereading your works over and over again!

ignis fatuus makes my heart clench every time i remember it. wow. even now as i'm writing this it hurts so much to remember what happened in the fic but i still love it so much... the boys dying one by one, all for nothing, really got me... i had to take a lil break because damn that hurt lmao but in my heart they are all having fun and hanging out forever while mc and jungkook play baseball :'')))

anyways thats all!! i just saw you on my dashboard and realized i just cannot keep quiet about my appreciation for your works anymore because i might physically burst lol hope ur having a good day!!!

ohmyGOD. this made my entire day!!

thank you so much??? hearing that i have human characters is one of the best compliments that i can ever receive. i love to treat my characters as real people, so to see other people who think the same as i do??? it's an honor! oc and yoongi from twoteo also live in my rent free ngl. although canonically, they never confess to each other or make it noticeable their romantic connection (if it's even romantic in the first place). i've always wanted to write a sequel to twoteo, but i'm never actually gonna do it because i think the original ended at such a perfect moment in their lives

i am in literal tears from your message. ARTFUL??? i don't even know what to say. to have someone read my angst and call it artful is the highest compliment ever, and i'll literally remember that forever

it's been a hot second since i've thought about ignis fatuus. i think i wrote it near the peak of covid, so it was around the time when the days bled into each other. but i do specifically remember writing the scenes where each member would die and cackle because i knew it would be sad 💀

anywho, i'm grateful that you sent me such a kind and long message. i swear i never forget these compliments i receive!! thank you and have a wonderful rest of your week <3

[eldritch-spouse]

HOLY SHIT

Loved the new fic with pegging Nebul😵‍💫🥴

Tho I did kinda feel bad for him 💀

Could you perhaps write a follow up to what happens the next day? Like how Nebul acts when he is sobered up and then having to face the entire group chat making fun of him😔😪

Maybe even later, him and Admin having a talk about what happened to him that caused him to use pearls?

(Also would Nebul be more wary or something like that around Admin considering,even tho it was a punishment, how wrong* and rape-y it was?💀)

*I know, bc they are monsters, that don't have morals and "wrong/right" but still, hope you get me🫠)

Anyway, have a good day/night, and I absolutely ADORE your fics, ur definitely one of my favourite acc on Tumblr 💜💜💜💜💜

[Thank ye anon! 🤍 I don't write follow ups much, if at all, but I can give this a general go. A couple of things here though:

1) There's no point in Nebul being wary of Admin. He knows very well what he signed up for when he took the deal to work under Krulu, just like any other of the workers there. If Admin walked into the room and demanded they bend over, they'd have to. And they know that's a possibility. They've consented to essentially living under Krulu's (and by extension your's) will, subtly. Will Nebul be colder afterwards? Probably. Does he justity her actions? No, not really. Does he understand they're part of what he signed up for? Yes;

2) While monsters inside The Clergy's Eye are all degenerates with a skewed sense of morality, if they have any at all, most monsters outside are part of civilized society and do have the same morals you'd find in a human. That's not to say feral monsters or evil ones don't exist, they sure do. Point is, everyone outside of TCE would call what went down between you and him rape. Clear as day.]

Part 2 of this fic.

TW: Mentions of past noncon, bullying(?), mentions of drug abuse.

He expected as much.

Some part of Nebul knew the "forced into submission" part was never the real punishment.

Waking up with a horribly sore ass and hundreds of notifications as his coworkers saw him get viciously exploited was. The sounds of him begging, crying, screaming in sensation forever immortalized in video form.

Well played, Admin, well played.

He didn't think you'd actually manage to shake him. Which is idiotic of him to assume, given you have an infinitely more knowledgeable entity on your side. Perhaps he really did have to get "put in his place", as much as it disgusts him to say so. One can never get too comfortable when working under these circumstances, and Nebul supposes the intoxicating power of the building's atmosphere got in his head, allowed him to procrastinate, dismiss, decide for his superiors.

Needless to say, they're very thorough with their punishments. Not that Nebul expected less, he's not the only one subjected to such.

Nothing quite could have prepared him for the moments where he entered the break floor, greeted by the entire team cackling and quipping as shameful echoes of his cries rang across the entire floor. The wraith didn't expect any less bullying than what he got. Alas, it's something he'll have to wait out and process, which is simple enough. It takes a lot more to break his spirit than equally degenerate monsters joking and jabbing at his expense.

At least Patches was smart enough to give him a soft "A day in my shoes, huh?" kind of look. Everyone else made it a point to get on the undead's nerves. Not that they succeeded much.

The robot would randomly blast soundbites of his own wailing as he passed by the shopkeeper, sometimes clips of him mid-orgasm. It was apparently hilarious enough to send Vinnel tripping as he hacked and cackled. Grimbly would taunt him with the possibility of uploading this video to a porn site, though Belo was there to caution him that such violates the agreements of his "work contract". He'd still hear Vinnel mocking him from his stage, loud and clear imitations of his noises, and he swears Morell's boisterous laughter was deep enough to be heard on the highest floor of The Clergy. Gallon was slightly softer about his mocking, at least to Nebul's face. And Sybastian, bless that half-wild mimic, didn't really have much to say apart from odd snickering.

Still, the wraith is anything but content with this, especially when he has to consistently shoo away the most persistent of his coworkers.

" You know, you sounded really hot in that video. " Santi slurs, half-drapped across his counter. He's not here to buy anything, just to pester. As usual. " Hotter than usual. "

" Mhm. " Nebul keeps cool, jotting down stocks.

" I jerked off so hard to it. " Of course he did. The wraith wishes, now more than ever, that he could roll his nonexistent eyes. " Why don't you give me a shot? I bet I can make you feel just a good, better maybe. "

" Have you considered bothering literally anyone else? " The demon is a weird case, he's not being nefarious in his approach, merely spotting an opportunity to eat. Still, he should know better by now.

" Come on, don't be like that, love. " The incubus laments, biting his lower lip. " There's no need to be ashamed, it feels good to get stuffe- "

The elevator dings, his salvation. Or so Nebul thought, until you stepped out. Fuck.

" Santi, give him a break, will you? "

The demon spins around, eyes brightening as he all but glues himself to you. " Oh, OH! Is this round two? I want in, please? Can I at least watch? "

You snort, lightly pushing him away. " Once was enough. "

Santi makes a displeased sort of sigh, wandering further into the perverted isles to soothe himself while you approach the shopkeeper with the same friendly look you'd give him any other day, as if nothing transpired yesterday.

" Let's have a talk, Nebul. " You begin softly, hands behind your back.

He knows that wasn't a request.

" Of course, my lady. "

The garden is calm, but then again, it's quite early. The clouds are heavy, a smog seems to settle in the air, moist and sickly.

He sits with you on a bench, a comfortable distance apart. Naturally, you note the awkward tilt of his hips.

" That did hurt, hm? " There's a proud glint to your eyes. And Nebul would feel offended, if he didn't know he would feel exactly the same way were he in your place.

" Naturally. You were harsh. "

Taking a sip of your coffee, a pause unfolds, calculated. " When am I not? Was there ever a time where I was soft? "

Fair enough, he supposes.

" I've threatened to drill into Fank-e's visor. I've dissolved parts of Gallon with corrosive substances. I've cut off and consumed chunks of Morell. There is nothing I won't do to make sure the rules of this establishment are respected. " You shrug. " Not that I particularly seek to do this, I prefer to reward you. "

" True. " Nebul gives you a look, silently asking why he was called here, to which you nod.

" Sybastian. "

He's confused for a moment, then the bench next to yours seems to jump, two yellow eyes sprouting from a leg. You don't even deign to stare at the monster, which is amusing to the undead.

" I know that's you. Bugger off for a bit. "

Sure enough, said bench quickly deforms into the tall mimic, and he skitters away on all fours, defeated.

" Small talk is not our modus operandi. " You start, gathering the wraith's attention. " Why do you use pearls? "

Why does he use pearls? It's something Nebul himself has pondered on. There's no clear answer, if he had one, he might have already dropped the habit. He's not sure what to tell you, though it's pleasantly surprising that you'd care. He supposes that, technically, you have to care, the health of your workers is important. But the wraith understands you also spare fondness for him, such is felt through your bond.

" You can talk to us, it'll die here. "

" I'm aware. "

" Take your time. "

And he does. Figuring there's no point dodging the topic. It's not as if he's ashamed of his actions.

" For as long as I've been aware of myself, I've felt a craving I could never satiate. " Nebul stares off. " This isn't uncommon for undead, as we all spawn from the unresolved turmoils of our living husks. Yet, at the time, I believed I was merely hungry. So I ate until I got sick, trying to cure this mystery ailment. "

You make a small noise of acknowledgement.

" The moment I discovered pearls is one I can't recall. But they... They filled me, Admin. They're giving me a taste of something I lost. Somehow. "

He feels vulnerable, Nebul doesn't like how much it's starting to hurt to talk about this.

" Something you lost when you were alive. " Your stare is pensive and intrusive, a taste of his own medicine, he supposes.

" I was never alive. Whoever that human was, that's not me. " The shopkeeper clarifies, finding himself a touch too reactive, defensive.

" Yes. My point still stands however, you're carrying someone else's burden and you're coping with it through psychostimulants. "

Brutal honesty, something he can appreciate in you. His mood still drops further. It's funny, Nebul feels worse now than he did when he woke up earlier today and realized what happened.

" That's not unheard of. Patches- "

" Patches carries his own sins on his back. " You interject. " He's had glimpses onto his past and he chooses not to remember more than he must. " Fingers cross on your lap, eyes glazing. He knows that look, Krulu's speaking to you. " You know nothing. You need closure. "

Nebul freezes. This type of powerlessness, of vulnerability, is much worse than getting turned into a submissive mess. He's realizing he'd rather bend over for you again than continue this conversation.

" Admin, I... "

" You need healing. You're not someone who hides from your problems, you will fix them, this is an order. " Your hand meets his clawed one, the grip firm. Through it, Nebul senses concern, a desire to help and comfort.

It cracks at him, hard. Harder than it should. He shakes minutely.

" I feel so empty. It doesn't go away, it never goes away. It's always so cold. I have no idea what he did, to make me this way, but it's unbearable. " The monster has to pause, catching himself before he could choke. It's so very foreign to let himself be open. " In all honesty, I don't think I want to know why I'm so empty. "

You sigh, stroking over his knuckles and nodding to yourself. " It's a process. I think it would benefit you in the long run. You need to let us know when you're ready to explore that. "

Nebul makes an ambivalent head gesture, deeply uncomfortable.

When you rise, he stays placid.

" Come on, let's watch Pebble's flying lesson with Belo. Last time he nearly broke the fountain, you know? "

That does make him chuckle quietly.

[fr33ze-y0ur-br4in]

JUST FINISHED DEMON SLAYER EPISODE 19 AND NEZUKO??? MY CHILD???

(Spoilers for that episode and several previous episodes and me fangirling under the cut)

FIRST OF ALL, POP👏OFF👏QUEEN👏 USING BLOOD DEMON ART TO SAVE YOUR BROTHER

Also I just love the fact we got to hear her voice for the first time in forever, it’s oddly comforting for me. It’s also like she’s giving us signs she still has her humanity in a way, yk? It’s hard for me to explain but that’s how I feel about it.

Love the fact that Inosuke had an immediate admiration for Giyuu and just

(I can’t find the original person I found the gif from but it was from a fic on here if someone can point me in the direction of the possible owner <3)

And then he immediately just goes “FIGHT ME” it made me cackle

also Giyuu crumbs💖💖💖💖

Bruh how is Shinobu gonna see Zenitsu half passed out on a shed and go “are you alright😀” like he’s not laying there visibly dying 💀

Man i love this show I’m gonna watch the next episode now ttyl

[cobrrastyle]

It's not a request, I just came to tell you that I love your headcanons! <33 It's great to see something about Billy again after so long.

Honestly, if I have to say anything, it's that Dtmg was a series that had the potential for a good plot! The writers had the opportunity to give us a mystery and clues about the world of ghosts and what could have happened to Billy, but they only gave us chapters with absurd plots that only entertain thanks to Billy's charming and narcissistic personality. I know this series has been canceled for years now... but it still leaves me unsatisfied, I need answers but I only end up getting more unresolved questions :/

Anyway, it was just a simple opinion that I wanted to express since I agree with you on many things about this show (The amount of theories and headcanons I have about Billy and his family is starting to worry me...)

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Pd: Sorry for the bad English I still have a lot to learn x((

EEEEEEEEEE i just happy stimmed, thank you so much!! it makes me very happy to hear that someone enjoys reading my stuff! tbh i was very surprised to see that there was rarely any billy content (or any other dtmg content for that matter) being made within the fandom—save for a few accounts out there 😭 i rly hope fans can start talking abt dtmg again!!

and omgggg yes!! dtmg had such a good premise and yet the writers did absolutely nothing with it! and i just—?? how could they let this happen!? there's so much to discuss and explore surrounding the very core of the show and its baffling how much of it they just swept under the rug! ive got so many questions about billy's past, spencer's life before moving in to the mansion with his fam, what it truly means to 'die' in the world of dtmg, the dealio with madame x—and we can only assume! i love dtmg, but it's frustrating to see something with so much potential just burn to the ground, i. am. CRUSHED.

AHHHH LMAO I CACKLED, SAME HERE!! ive got a ton load of thoughts, theories and hcs for the show too 😭😭 i even thought abt altering canon (CRYING. IM WAY TOO IN DEEP). i'll be sure to make future posts abt em! i'll go insane if i don't 💀 and oh!! id really love to hear more about your theories and hcs! pls, if you're comfortable, feel free to message me or continue sending em in forms of asks! i really gotta thank you for sharing your thoughts, this was amazing!!

note: you don't gotta apologize for a language barrier here. you're trying your best and as far as i can tell, your english is far better than most who have it as their first language, you're doing great! ♡

[shadow-says-hello]

Heya, are you taking requests? If so, can you please make tickle headcanons for some of the other characters in Hocus Pocus? (Max, Allison, Dani, Billy, etc.)

Why yes!

Sorry for this took long!!! I only did three characters for now because I have Billy coming separate and I might make a part two! I also might do hocus Pocus 2 as well

Thanks for this wonderful request, anon!

Shall we get started?

Max Dennison

LEE:

-As the older brother, I imagine him being ticklish, so like a 6/10

-He’s most ticklish on his hips, armpits, neck, sides, and knees

-I picture him having a bit of a cackle, or just some type of loud laughter

-He’s tickled a bit by Allison and a lil bit by his dear little sister Dani.

-those are also his favorite lers

-Not really affected by raspberries or stuff like that, and I think rough tickles affect him more

-he happens to beg and talk during tickling

LER:

-pretty good Ler

-tends to usually always get Dani laughing

-like duh they’re siblings ofc they tickle each other

-max usually wins…

-he is merciful so do not worry!

-he tickles Allison a bit to hear her sweet giggles and tickles Dani mostly ehe

-he doesn’t care about the spots too much he just tickles you until you beg

Dani Dennison

LEE:

-She’s a very ticklish little girl, coming to a good 9/10

-She’s pretty sensitive all over but I think she’s most ticklish on her stomach, armpits, neck, and feet (the obvious spots)

-she’s got bubbly laughter (like a child)

-Her and Max are usually always tickling each other when in a goofy ah mood

-She sometimes squeals during tickles

-I think she lost raspberry ticklishness but I also think she still has it

LER:

-she is mostly the lee in situations ..

-if she is the Ler, she tends to get really playful and she has much fun

-I think she knows when to stop because she is a good well behaved little child

-Okay but between max and her they noted each other’s spots 💀

-I don’t really have much for Dani being a Ler, so I might end her headcanon here

Allison Watts

LEE:

-okay she isn’t too ticklish so she ranks like a 6/10

-I don’t have too much info on her but it I’ll try my best

-so her and max tend to tickle each other sometimes just to hear each other laugh.

-she’s most ticklish on her hips, armpits, and feet

-bubbly laughter and a cackle (sometimes squeals)

-She and Max love each other dearly so Max is her favorite Ler

LER:

-She won’t tickle you for that long don’t worry 😉

-She knows your spots yep yep yep

-She knows maxs spots too

-she gets playful sometimes

-Merciful

-again I don’t have too much info on her 💀