#i cant be the inly one

[ryuubff]

the ever reliable Detective Prince 🥀

[someguyiguess]

i didnt plan far enough ahead so now instead of like. a karaoke bar or a gay bar or some fun shit im spending my birthday at an arcade bar. which like. sure whatever. but. not my thing, y’know. i coulda done karaoke in my slutty little dress but no im stupid and lack foresight.

[nyxi-pixie]

FINISHED ALL MY ESSAYS FOR THE WEEK LETS GO💪💪💪💪💪💪

[kooldoctor]

You know, everyone talks abt Michael Bublé's Santa buddy, but no one mentions how Taylor swift managed to make Santa Baby sound completely non-sexual despite not changing any lyrics and being an entire woman

[fagrights]

told the nurses yesterday that my grandmother is basically on a clear liquid diet she can eat applesauce too kinda but thats it.. yeah what do they bring her for breakfast? eggs and toast. I CANT STAND THESE PEOPLE. they act like you dont know what they fuck youre talking about as if we dont take care of her 247..... theyre like yeah she keeps choking idk why LISTEN TO ME!!!!

[motherforthefamicom]

i need to beat klonoa so bad actually holy fuck

[commemorator]

najaa(addphonetic) : its a dutch thing i find myself using because sometimes theres a thing in a language that says something your language does not and learing that is how the human experience works And someties, that thing is really languaging, as in my case, I recognize

how it resonates to own fatalistic culture and implications for analysis of own(possibilities) culture and language + how lgs dynamic lends well to analysis on discourse(possibilities) + how i heard of it and how i was motivated to write and how it affects me on a deeper level and how it lends well to analysis of social media and its changes on our behavior(possibilities) and how it lends well to understanding terms and realities of subjectification(possibilities) and how deconstruction can be applied meaningfully and how this lends well to point on intentional exercising of forces of sequentiality and simultaneity + how everything is an opportunity for creation + how language can be used as conceptual tool for cultivation in all ways: educational, mentally healing or liberatory(possibilities), as opposed to it semantic isolation or lack of agency or unimportance

> first part: avg(q:high)! length - avg(q:avg)! harmony length/clarity/cogref - self level focus - low(q:low)! deterioration accuracy - low(q:low)! semantic markers > second part: high(q:high)! length - low(q:high)! harmony length/clarity/cogref - analysis level focus - high(q:low)! deterioration accuracy - high(q:low)! semantic markers > third part: low(q:high)! length - high(q:low)! length/clarity/cogref - communication level focus - low(q:low)! deterioration accuracy - high(q:low)! semantic markers > fourth part: low(q:6)! length - avg(q:low)! length/clarity/cogref - meta level focus - low(q:high)! deterioration accuracy - high(q:high)! semantic markers

[baileyboo2016]

i’m such a good adult guys i can totally do all this on my own ✨

[pikslasrce]

i just got out of the sohower im running on 3 hours of sleep im starving and im PROCRASTINATING on making lunch and i want to draw and now im like just. sitting here in a trance bc ill be damned if i commit to any of the things i need to do

[gwiyeounsonyeon]

kurt has had all of tw wet dreams in his entire life, the first one was when hed gotten sick and had some weird fever dream and the second one...

he couldnt even remember what the dream was about much less think right now. hed woken up panting and shaking, his cock straining painfully in his underwear. he whines as he starts remembering as the grogginess wears off, he thinks his dream may have been about some man pounding into him fast and hard like hes always wanted to be fucked, but when he looks over to his left and sees you, the guy his mom called over to babysit watch over him.

he definitely doesnt need a babysitter but his mom worries about him, shed forced him to stop doing his spree driving thing after hed had a little accident With one of his passengrs.

but as soon as kurt saw you, the very attractive guy who'd responded to his moms Facebook ad he relented, he choked on his tongue, the inly reason he stopped whining about it was because you were looking right at him, your gaze was dark and a little annoyed and sent blood straight down between his legs. you were frustrated for whatever reason and confused to see you were babysitting a literal grown adult but thankfully you stayed, you had tried to talk to him but kurt kept clamming up, your frustration only served to get him feeling hotter.

he dreamt about you forcing him onto his hands and knees and taking your frustration out on him, he dreamt about you degrading him for needing a babysitter, calling him a pathetic whiny baby. he was relieved to see that maybe you hadnt noticed, you looked absorbed in whatever movie was playing it looked violent, people being murdered and having sex on the screen, kurt couldn't really follow the plot as the aching between his legs grew harder and harder to just ignore, he hadnt realized he was palming himself through his pants until he hears you scoff,

"good dream?" kurt froze, youd heard him moaning and whining in his sleep, hed called out your name a few times and for some reason you werent disgusted or weirded out. kurt was cute albeit in an awkward sweaty way, but he thought you were grossed out and if the twitch his hand on his cock gave was any kind of sign you were sure he liked it that way. you listen to kurt splutter, his face getting redder and redder "you cant explain this away pervert" you sneer to give extra emphasis to the word and kurt honest to god moans, youd be lying if you said your own cock didnt twitch in interest. he was getting off on this and you were too

A/N i typed this out on my shit phone as soon as i woke up so excuse the poor spelling and wording, this is all i can manage for now i might write more later but who knows

[pumpkinsy0]

could you please write moments of curly calling pony different pet names ,, maybe in front of the curtis gang ,, maybe pony blushing so hard and getting so red because hes white yk

the moment is here anon,,,

•allow me to say that i think he’d rlly inly call pony pet names in front of the gang just to b a general annoyance, other than that he diesnt rlly do it

•i think theres different levels to how embarrassed pony gets w the pet names curly uses for him, others hes like “ugghhhh man shut up😒😒” then others its “im gonna tear my skin off to distract everyone from this”, yknow??

•tellin u right now, ponybabe/ponybaby is RIGHT up there w the second category of embarrassed, bc its SO personal, theres no need to add his name in the pet name in front of the gang, they already hate that they know who hes speaking about its like rubbing salt in the wound💔

•toots is one of the common ones that he uses and pony doesnt rlly mind, he just rolls his eyes when curly calls him that one, pony thinks toots is stupid so he never takes it seriously and neither does curly so its like whateverrrr

•the looks the gang gives pony,,,its one of those “THATS what he calls u???” “what is he ON about” glances, ponys pinching the bridge of his nose and looking around

•ponys face would get red, yes bc hes embarrassed but also out of annoyance, ponys one to talk but man shut ur MOUTH, and THATS when the gang (two bit and a bit of steve) start laying onto pony cause y r u blushing???u like another man????u like when he calls u that?????🤔🤔🤔

•curly purposely gets pretty close and handsy w pony as if nobody was understanding that they had a thing going on and pony pushes him away or lets curly stay there, but ponys very obviously tense

•considering honeybunch was a popular pet name back then, im not putting it above curly to use in an ironic way, but considering its the gang, ik they decide to take it literally and never let pony forget it

•pony doesnt say anything either cause its like,,,what CAN he say????truly he is stuck in this moment, forced to go along like a puppet used for their entertainment by the person he was supposed to b loved by💔💔

•curly gets REALLY corny w it, hes using pet names ponys never even heard him say before, Y r u using this moment to call him sugarpie, beloved, and dumpling, what is this

•pony trues not to goance at darry or soda but he cant help himself and he looks at them once, sees their face, and just feels their disgust

•nows a great time to say that curly sometimes calls pony pumpkin, NOT bc of my username, i just think he would, not rlly that often tho

[herwritingartcowboy]

Fucking With You

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Character(s): Aether

Warning(s): Smut, Sub male, Dom Reader,

Readers Gender: Gn

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Being a Harbinger was an amazing feeling for you. Knowing you can ruin someone life just like that, it was a great feeling.

That's why you loved ruining the small blondes life. The way you grabbed him by his hips and suck hickeys into his neck.

"Y/n please you know we cant" "But why, you know you love the way i make you scream at night"

You dragged him to a alleyway as your hand went up his shirt playing with his nipples as you pulled down his pants just enough for you to finger his whole. Aether tried to tell you to stop not knowing if anybody could come around and find the brave traveler getting fingered in an alleyway by a harbinger, not a good look.

But you only shushed him with your lips as you sucked on his tongue feeling him becoming wetter and wetter with him pant becoming to tight for him. With that you pulled out your cock rubbing the tip against Aether with him breathing very hard with it becoming more harder. Talking your hand away from his chest you turned his face to yours as you see is eyes looking like he is begging to be fuck with him still whimpering. "If you want me to fuck you, you just need to suck me off okay baby", Ather only nodded as he dropped to his knees going to work on your cock. Licking the tip as he rubbed your shaft with his hands as you only played with his long blonde hair letting it get tangled in your fingers inly to push his head down as he can now feel in on the back of his throat.

Aether only sucked harder as you only chased out promising a good fuck. With that you took your cock out his mouth only to cum all over his face. You smiled his you saw saliva, cum, and tears all over his face.

You fixed yourself up as you were about to leave only for you to be tugged back. You looked to Aether holding onto you with pleading eyes, "W-weren't we gonna-" "Oh you still want more but where will we go~", you teased as you wanted him to say what he wanted as you were gonna leave but who can leave a beautiful slut like this. "We can do it here, No one will see us", you smirked as you only got closer to him. "What about not wanting to be seen with me" "I don't care I just need you so badly so please fuck me".

[mythicalmyles]

Guys who pretend to be gay to get closer to women. I cant be the inly one disgusted by then right lmao

[ftmtfuckpig]

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🖍️

🍉 What is your ideal fat body shape?

i wanna be super hottom heavy. wanna hav hips that cant fit theu a door and a giant hanging belly. big thcik legs that forc me to wafdl

🖍️ If you could live a fantasy for one week, what would it be and why?

id wanna besum liteally just a dum brainlwss pig. giant hanging belly. forced to not talk inly oink and squeel. eating slop with my face and getting fuckd all day

[spacexseven]

I think that Fedor will not take care of your child with him as much as he takes care of you. The child will be like an mandatory application to the ideal, orthodox, christian family with you. He is bad with parenting and thats why you always sitting at home and taking care about son (or daughter... i think it doesnt matters to him, but maybe he'll have daughter to spoil and son like the one who will continue the "Dostoevsky" family). Imagine: When there's opportunity to spend time with family he always with you. He spend time with his kid only when they come to ask something themselves, but there's no times when he gives them attention on the first place. You the one and inly who will say yes if kid ask to sleep together beacause of nightmare. He doesnt even hug child, he hugs you and... maybe a kid... a little... He is very cold father, but you dont see it in him like you dont notice all strange things about his work. And also, i think about how kid will love you more than his father - Fyodor and it will cause a little arguments at home.

to a certain extent, i can see fyodor being mostly detached from his child(ren), keeping them as a way to help uphold the image of a perfectly ordinary family (and keep you busy) more than starting a family because he really wants to, but i don't think he'd be completely uninvolved. after all, he does have genuine feelings for you, and he does want to keep his family unaware of his job and what it entails. fyodor, i would think (esp in this au), isn't used to being truthful/upfront. he manipulates you greatly and by extension, his children too, because it's how he knows to control the situation. so if his child is scared from a nightmare, he won't be opposed to letting them sleep in the same bed as you two, or getting up to check the room for 'monsters'. his idea of bonding time includes puzzles and books, (i cant imagine him. playing like catch lol), and he does put in a lot of time into it, because he needs you and his family to trust him and rely on him. so you'd never leave.

[ikaishere]

EMERGENCY CHARITY COMISSIONS.

Im sure you are all aware of the massive genocides happening right now. For jews, for plaestinans, for israelis.

That’s why, charity comissions.

link to islamic aid website

The plan is simple.

Dm me, through tumblr, or through discord (its_ika). Tell me about what type of artwork are you comissioning (examples below), tell me about your comission. When its all done, all I ask is of you to send me a screenshot with a confirmation that you sent the money to the charity linked earlier (or any other of your choice. the inly rule is, it sends humanitary help to those in need during that conflict i will proof check the suggested charity.). Then, I get to work on the comission. It may take me up to two weeks, and I will try to update you as I go, on different stages. Ill try to be as quick as I can.

This is not about me, or my monet. This is about help, help to innocent civillians. If you cant or dont want to comission, please, reblog.

art examples:

lineart, colour, shading - fullbody, upperbody,portrait

sketch/corsshatching - sketch pages (to be discussed what it will contain)

sketch/crossharching - fullbodies, portraits, interactions

im not adding prizes for one reason - i domt care. we can talk about in dms, we can settle on sothing. i put a lot of trust here in all of you, i trust thst in times of need there will be ni scammers.

i wont draw nsfw, underage and stuff, gore. i will draw for any fandom, any ship (as long as its not a proship). i have most experience in loz/lu.