#i cant even explain

[nico-ghostking]

I fucking love pasta

[lov4hgirl]

this whole fucking clip..... i will take this with me to the grave, oh... i think i might set myself on fire with this one goodbye

[sondheim-girly]

I was hanging out with someone who said that if a musical can't be adapted into a good movie then the musical is inherently bad. HELP. NO.

[mikakuna]

playing arkham knight is genuinely so healing

[rachalixie]

I’m not even a swiftie BUT DID YOU SEE HER REACTING TO SKZ OMG

I AM A SWIFTIE AND YES I DID let me tell you i need to go curl up and cry bc i can’t believe what has happened in the last couple hours so much

[shaampoo]

i mean like i love Emmet and all that but like- like uh like-

[tiredinwinter]

I'm sorry but the expression of "waaah" in english makes me SO HAPPY for literally no reason

[goofyjelly]

I- my humor is broken

Through the whole porn bot spam thing, and I love how in-between the random pictures of girls I see Dean-

[harukaluvr]

[person4924]

also still not over the fact that seven is in hs. NEVER

[persephonewraith]

I swear anxious sits in my collarbone and I don't know what it wants from me

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[churcvh]

been listening to bath salts by highly suspect on loop all day

[abnorok]

do u ever think about how HOT robot girls are. inherent eroticism of the machine and whatnot

[onedivision]

one of my students very casually came out to me today and my heart just. wow

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)