#i could like

[xxaurorawingsxx]

Some minecraft world that I am working on I guess. uhhhh You usually say the version, mods and shaders you're using right? uhh... ok

Java 1.18.2 Mods: Biomes O'Plenty, Farmer's Delight, FairyLights, Inmersive Weathering and Exotic Birds. Shader: Sildur's Enhanced Default

The Bakery

[holdyourcheese]

the urge to buy tickets to music festivals vs. the urge to apply to jobs in alaska

[raid3r-r4bbit]

I'm quitting the internet, someone needs to take over my account

[powwidge]

My brain is telling me to write my thesis on Alice in wonderland in animanga

My heart is telling me to contrast classic/shakespearan dramas to beefleaf and tell my professors this is relevant to intercultural studies .

[thegabofriel]

made pebbles in gacha life 2! not- not the best quality but eh! looks fine, also made 2 iterator bases, one for black eyes and one for white eyes, could share if someone wants it for some reason!

[spacedustmantis]

i want to hug mY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! [my gay powers explode everything in the room]

[highsweetiepie]

the same way it’s not common knowledge that our periods changes as we get older, it’s also not common knowledge that we get hornier as we get older. cause what the fuck is this shit?

[anadorablekiwi]

I feel so drained, and I really wish there was a good reason for it and not just ‘da na na na! You have depression! And anxiety! And probably adhd!’

[maythray]

Fuuuuuck (needs to work on their gift exchange)

[akilliosacheron]

i want to talk about my fanteams but its so hard to like... bestow a format in which people can ask about them??

[fan-person-forevernever]

Me: *throws a brick at someone*

Brick: *has the audacity to hit that someone*

Me: How dare you

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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