#i couldnt come up with anything better for shady

[carmsgarms]

Ready for a weirdly specific headcanon that's been gnawing at my brain lately?

I read 1 (one) fic where tav was skipping rocks on the water and the idea of how each companion would approach giving Tav a rock as a gift has not left my brain.

Halsin, wyll, and Karlach: they all go out specifically to look for nice smoothe flat rocks.

Halsin comes back with the most perfect skipping stone nature could provide. Tav is afraid to throw it in the water because it's such a sweet sentiment. He then occasionally brings more as he finds them since he's always walking around outside.

Wyll goes out looking for one but also starts keeping an eye out while travelling, somehow he is better at finding them than anyone else.

Lae'zel thinks it's a waste of time, but once she sees Wyll constantly bringing tav rocks, she has to make it a competition on who can find the best ones.

Karlach comes back with an entire armful and pockets full of flat rocks and wants tav to drop what they're doing immediately and go skip rocks together. It becomes a regular occurrence any time she's left at camp.

Gale finds a really pretty rock, polishes it himself with magic, and enchants it so it always comes back and you can skip it infinitely.

Astarion doesn't think about it until one night he's out hunting or something and he sees a rock perfect for skipping and remembers tav likes skipping rocks. If we're doing a spawn run, he'd probably also go out of his way to grab one if he saw it. But he tries to act like it's not a big deal.

Shadowheart is similar to Astarion, she probably wouldn't go out of her way looking for them but she would pick one up if she saw one. She would make a big deal of giving it to you though, acting like it's a grand gesture.

I don't know enough about Minthara to say anything but she'd probably just chuck rocks at your head and laugh?

[torchiiko]

just finished playing ch 2 since it first came out And finally fought spamton neo for myself and like.. he and kris really do have some kind of weird connection going on, to the point where kris tells their friends to stay behind when he asks them to come alone despite spamton being a Super Shady Guy

kris seems to put a decent amount of trust in him especially for having just met him in a random alleyway and finding out his shop is a pile of trash with a door on it. you can argue a big part of their hesitation about ralsei is his similarity to asriel, that hes uncanny to them bc hes Not asriel and he never will be. but even so, kris has gotten to know ralsei a whole day before spamton and still trusts spamton more! kris really does a lot for him and doesnt give the player much indication of not wanting to

like?? when the disk doesnt work at first, kris kinda freaks out and starts hitting the machine trying to make it work.. kris and spamton see something in each other, that desire for freedom, to live without strings. makes me think kris went along with spamtons plan bc they thought if he succeeded, could cut his strings and gain true freedom, they could too

and when spamtons plan fails, when he was finally happy and ready to move on to a better chapter of his life, when the last string holding him back was finally cut only for him to collapse and revert back to his previous form, when he tells you he couldnt be anything more than a puppet... i think that terrified kris bc it signified to them that they would never be free of their own soul, the strings dictating what they do and say

it seems like the strings on spamton neo were his lifeline, as much as he hated and feared them, they were the only things holding him up and he ultimately couldnt do anything without them. sort of parallels kriss soul in a way imo. their soul is keeping them alive, they physically need it to survive even if they hate it and want nothing more than to be rid of it. they can go without it for short periods of time but they will ultimately die without it. how are they supposed to rid themselves of something they literally cannot live without? perhaps spamton can show them all how to cut their strings in the end

(i still wonder what exactly made kris trust spamton so much. is it just that desperate desire to be free or is there more? was spamton just projecting the whole time or could he tell that he and kris were alike in that way? he somehow learns kriss name without them ever saying it and uses it frequently in the neo quest.. ohhh this game)

[ohmytomorrowisthursday]

Until I Fall - Part Five

Levi Ackerman x Fem Reader.

Eventual romance but this is a slow burn, definitely angsty and darker. It will also focus a lot on Hange, Erwin and the original scouts. Eren and the 104th training corps will be around but I’m focusing on the older characters in here. Your self insert name is ‘Azeria Becker’ pronouns She/Her/Hers. Using a name because don’t like using ‘y/n’.  

Cannon universe. I wrote this for myself but I hope that you enjoy it, too lol <3

As you stood in front of Levi on that final day, you couldnt help but remember every last moment of your time in the scouts. How had you gone from that scrawny young rookie trying to fight titans to Erwin’s right-hand soldier who overthrew the government and was about to charge to your death? It was never fair, you’d never get enough time together. Standing before him, his eyes full of the sadness of the truth, it hurt too much to say Goodbye, don’t forget me. I’ll love you forever, so instead you said the only word that you could manage to speak; Survive.

cw: imagine literally every awful/gory thing that happens in SNK. Death, violence and gore. Drinking, sex.

You can find all chapters here.

Year: 845

The training went on like this for weeks. Every morning you would meet and train until breakfast, and then train more with the squads. You trained through the winter, even on the coldest of mornings.

It was exhausting at first, but soon your body could endure it better. Levi wasn't much of a talker but he did seem to divulge some things about himself to you. He grew up in the underground. His mother died when he was young, and he grew up for a time with a man named Kenny. Erwin recruited him. He didn't like dirt. He thought that the Military Police were absolutely incompetent. It wasn't much but you felt this was the closest thing that he could give you to personal information; the man was a wall, a grumpy, sarcastic wall. Every now and them he seemed genuinely happy when you were trining. Not in a beaming smiling way, but he would let out a laugh or make some morbid joke at your expense that amused him. Maybe you were becoming friends. You liked the moments that he did seem happy, and you always tried to bring that out in him.

At times, he got on your nerves a little too much. He was also such an asshole. He would not refer to you by your name, only brat, idiot and loser, and maybe he'd sprinkle in a few curse words. He hardly acknowledged your presence outside of morning training, and sometimes it felt as if he was truly trying to kill you when you fought. "I'm only trying to make you better, you're shit," he would say, but sometimes you didn't believe it.

"Oi brat," He said to you as you walked back to the dining hall from a morning of fighting, "Come find me at lunch. There's someone you need to meet." You were taken back. Levi never invited you to do anything. You searched his face for some answer as to who it was, but he only wore his same cold neutral frown. You'd just have to wait

That lunch, after training with your squad you searched the dining hall for Levi. Finally, you spotted his dark hair and eternally sour face. He was sitting next to Erwin Smith, your heart dropped to your stomach. Erwin was the First Squadron Leader. He was the best of the best. Cunning, brave, skilled. The crowds gathered in the streets to see his fleet. He always rode behind Commander Shadis. What was Levi thinking?

You cleared your throat to get his attention. "Levi," you said, timidly. You stood behind Levi at the bench as he ate his meal. He didn't acknowledge you.

"Azeria Becker," Erwin chimed. You were terribly nervous. "Captain Erwin," You said, saluting. He looked at you with a softened face. He was already much nicer than Levi.

"Please, come sit," he gestured to the corner seat beside him and of course, you obeyed. It was weird to sit with Levi in the dining hall, all you ever saw of him was fighting in the woods. It was so out of place. He continued to look down at his food and ignore your presence.

"Levi tells me that you've been training together," Erwin said, drinking his tea. "Yes, we've been training every morning." Levi told him that? When did he tell him? Levi talks about me?

Erwin nodded in acknowledgement, "He says that you are quite skilled." Hang on. Levi paid you a compliment? That was simply impossible. You blushed a little. You must have. Levi was an asshole, you didn't think you would ever live up to his expectations.

"Oh, uh-thank you," You mustered out, "I've been doing my best to be ready for our next expedition."

He nodded at you, once more. You noticed that despite his softer eyes and kinder face, Erwin was just as unreadable as Levi. "That's good. It's impressive to see such resolve from a recent trainee," he paused, "That's what I am meaning to talk to you about. Our next expedition; I want you to join my squad."

Your eyes opened wide. You couldn't believe it. This was the squad. The best of the best. You had always wanted to fight alongside them, but you never thought it would come this soon. "Captain! I am honoured! I promise I will not let you down!" You were shocked. He smiled. "I am glad to hear it. You start training with us tomorrow. I will inform your squad leader." You watched him as he left the table, a mix of shock, excitement and panic ran through you.

"Levi- I- thank-"

"Don't spoil a good moment, brat," Levi said, finally lifting his face from his plate.

"But you said I was shit," he looked so annoyed with you. You couldn't believe you were going to be fighting alongside him.

"You are shit," He sneered, "I'm just going to use you as titan bait."

You smiled, "I just can't wait to see the look on your face when I kill more titans than you."

"Tch. You wish," He lifted himself from the table and left. You could swear you caught him smiling.

    You were so happy all afternoon. So happy, that your task of cleaning the horse barn didn't seem to bother you much at all. You were going to be in Erwins Squad, riding beside Levi, Hange, Moblit. They were going to be your team.  More importantly, you could finally see it; Levi was your friend. You had finally earned his respect. Perhaps you had it all along and you just didn't know it. In any case, you were elated. This was the beginning of an adventure, and you could feel it.

By the time you got back to the dining hall, everyone in your graduating class knew. They surrounded the table that you sat at.

"Azeria! How could you not tell me you're joining Erwin's squad!" Ilse said, grabbing hold of your arm. You laughed, "I just found out at lunch! I haven't had a chance!"

"I can't believe it! I mean, of course I can, you're one of the best from our class but it's just so fast!" She squealed. It was true, you and her were the top of your class that year. "Don't worry, you'll be joining me soon, I know it." She smacked your arm, "I know it too!"

chapter six

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Texts from the Lost Tomb, part 5.2

Also yes this is a 5 part story arc, why do you ask, no I’m not “avoiding real life work”

Main Chat

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING DRAGGED OUT OF BED AT AN UNGODLY HOUR FOR THE SAKE OF SOME JEWELRY AND FORCED INTO AN ADVENTURE

Wu Xie: And we are just so grateful you are above all that.

Zhang Qiling: You were fully awake and insisted we pack and go as soon as possible in case there was, and I quote, “more weird shit happening we can cash in on.”

Wu Xie: I mean it’s kind of interesting that the Zhang family sent a car for us. We could have driven. So what is going on there, I wonder?

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW FOR A PARANOID AND CONNIVING LITTLE SHIT YOU STILL RADIATE OBLIVIOUS BAMBI ENERGY

HATE TO BE THE ADMIRAL ACKBAR HERE BUT ITS DEF A TRAP MY BOY

WHY DO U THINK WE ARE MESSAGING AND NOT TALKING DUMMY

WERE YOU IN A TOMB ON THE DAY THEY TAUGHT PPL STRANGER DANGER

BUT NO NO YOU WERE ALL “LETS GET IN THE VAN WITH THE FREE CANDY AND PUPPIES I BET WE’RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS”

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IM LOJACKING YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME, SHOULDVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO

Zhang Qiling: I agree, in this particular case, with Pangzi. You should not have gotten in their vehicle while we were still inside the house. It forced us to follow you into the van to prevent separation, and they seemed to be expecting that. I don’t know whether Zhang Rishan intended this, but I don’t trust him.

Wu Xie: :( I got excited and didn’t think it through. I’m sorry.

Wang Pangzi: DONT YOU GIVE US THE BIG EYES WE ARE IMMUNE

MOSTLY

SPEAKING OF IMMUNE ITS REALLY FUCKIN COLD IN HERE AND UR STILL SICK, PUT YOUR JACKET ON STUPID

Wu Xie: oh relax, I’m fine. No fever at all today, remember? I feel a lot better, too.

Wang Pangzi: YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO HAVE XIAO GE INTERVENE

Zhang Qiling: It is odd to say this, but Pangzi is right again. You are barely back on your feet and could easily get worse again. Wu Xie. Jacket. Now.

Wu Xie: Oh fine. Teaming up on me, I see. Happy now?

Wang Pangzi: FUCKING ECSTATIC. NOW BACK TO HOW WE MAY BE PULLING A LI CU

Wu Xie: If it is an abduction, it wouldn’t be them moving against the whole Wu family—not with Uncle Erbai in charge. Zhang Rishan strikes me as someone who doesn’t make a move unless he is sure of his plan, and this is all a bit last-minute to be a big shift. Besides, they let Xiao Ge keep his sword and we still have all our phones.

Wang Pangzi: TOOK AWAY MY EXPLOSIVES THO THE BASTARDS

Zhang Qiling: In fairness, you were waving them around and yelling that if they tried anything it was going to be “yippeekiyay motherfucker all up in this bitch.”

Wang Pangzi: IT SOUNDS LESS COOL COMING FROM YOU. I THINK I SEE THE TEAHOUSE?

Wu Xie: me too. That’s Zhang Rishan on the steps. This must be urgent. Everybody stay shiny.

Zhang Qiling: I will be getting out first. Wu Xie in the middle, Pangzi at the rear.

Wang Pangzi: AND WHAT A VIEW;)

An hour later…

Main Chat

Wu Xie: Is everyone okay? I tried knocking but nothing is getting through, these are some solid walls.

Wu Xie: guys???

Wang Pangzi: OOPS PHONE WAS ON SILENT AND I WAS BUSY YELLING AT THE CEILING

IM PRESENT AND PISSED OFF

Zhang Qiling: Apologies, I was trying to break down the door.

Wang Pangzi: SO THIS MAY NOT BE THE TIME TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO BUT WHILE WE’RE HERE

Wu Xie: fuck Pangzi, I know, okay??

I’m an idiot, I’m so fucking stupid. It’s not like it’s the first or fiftieth time I’ve put you two in danger, either.

Wang Pangzi: HEY HEY WHOA NOW

STOP SAYING RUDE SHIT ABOUT MY FRIEND

ITS GONNA BE OKAY

DESPITE KNOWING THIS WAS A BAD IDEA I STILL COULDNT PREDICT HOW MUCH CHAOTIC LUCK THIS FAMILY HAS

DAMN IT I HATE WHEN HEI XIAZI IS RIGHT ABOUT THINGS

Zhang Qiling: I’m sorry. This is my fault. My line has a ruthlessly pragmatic streak and they’ve clearly wanted to test us separately to see why the necklace reacted to our arrival like that. It does not excuse Zhang Rishan trapping us in these separate rooms.

Wang Pangzi: UHH BITCH I SAID THIS FAMILY NOT YOUR FAMILY

THIS AINT ABOUT THEM

YOUR FAMILY IS ON MY SHIT LIST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

THIS FAMILY MEANT US OBVS

UGH ANY SIGN OF THE BASTARDS?

Zhang Qiling: no. Wu Xie?

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie, answer me.

Wang Pangzi: WU XIE

TIANZHEN

PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE DAMNIT YOU'RE SCARING XIAOGE

Zhang Qiling: I’m going to try breaking down the door again.

Wu Xie: Hello, Wang Pangzi and Zhang Qiling. My apologies for the rather inhospitable circumstances, but this seemed expedient considering the unknown qualities of the necklace. I could not be sure who was causing what, or what could happen next, and thus have temporarily set you in separate rooms for the sake of everyone’s safety.

Wang Pangzi: WTF GIVE HIM BACK HIS FUCKIN PHONE ZHANG RISHAN I KNOW ITS YOU YOU PRETENTIOUS ANTIQUE

WE DESTROYED THIS PLACE BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

Zhang Qiling: Your concerns for everyone’s safety are noted. Thank you for whatever you believe you’ve done right here.

Now. If you release us immediately and return Wu Xie to us, we will consider leaving without direct personal retribution.

Wang Pangzi: WHAT HE SAID AND ALSO YOU SUCK

Wu Xie: I regret that this has happened, I hope to make it up to you in the future. For the purpose of today’s needs, however—I will have my men escort the two of you out if you so desire, but unfortunately Wu Xie will need to stay until we have finished examining him.

Wang Pangzi: EXAMINING??? YOU FUCKING PERV HANDS OFF HE MAY BE THE BELLE OF THE BALL BUT HIS DANCE CARD IS SPOKEN FOR

I SWEAR I DID NOT GO THROUGH TEN YEARS OF THIS STARCROSSED CLUSTERFUCK FOR YOU TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL MY FRIENDS BF

Wu Xie: There is no call for rudeness. He will not be harmed. The artifact was responding to him directly. It has not lit up like this in over 200 years, and I need to understand why it is responding, and responding to someone who is not our kin, which it has never done before. This could have implications for everyone in my family if it could protect someone at the right moment.

Wang Pangzi: OKAY BUT CONSIDERING OUR TRACK RECORD IN THIS BUILDING AND THE SITUATION AT HAND Y’ALL ARE ABOUT TO NEED PROTECTION

Wu Xie: The testing would be going better if Wu Xie wasn’t worrying himself unnecessarily over where you both are, it’s making our readings difficult.

Wang Pangzi: OH GEE SO SORRY YOUR KIDNAPPING VICTIMS ARENT THRILLED TO BE HERE TO SAMPLE YOUR CREEPY JEWELRY BOX BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM

Zhang Qiling: Zhang Rishan. I appreciate that you must think of our family first in your decisions. As must I. I hope you can appreciate what that means for decisions I make.

Wang Pangzi: HEHEHE SO TRUE BESTIE

YOU PISSED OFF THE WRONG GOTH TODAY BUDDY BOY

Zhang Qiling: A compromise: we stay with him as you run your tests. That will calm him and assuage Pangzi’s concerns and prevent me from…testing the limits of your lifespan.

Wu Xie: I accept that this may temporarily impact our relations, but am hopeful that you will come to understand that sometimes I need to make certain choices for this family that are…difficult. I will come to let you—One moment. Something seems to be happening.

Babysitters Club Chat

Wang Pangzi: OH SO WE ARE GONNA JUST POLITELY SIT WITH WU XIE AS STRANGERS POKE HIM WITH NEEDLES ARE WE HUH WELL LOOK WHOS BEING A HELPFUL LITTLE LAB ASSISTANT

Zhang Qiling: I’m attempting to convince him to let us out. Of course we will not simply sit there. Some lying to gain trust is necessary here.

Wang Pangzi: UR BEIN A SHADY BITCH XIAOGE AND ITS HOT

THATS WHY YOUR TATTOO IS SO BIG ITS FULL OF SECRETS

ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU TO—WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

At the same time…

Bonnie and Clyde Chat

Xie Yuchen: …so, this is not what I expected to find.

Hei Yangjing: yeah kiddo is a bit freaked out:/ this sucks. I mean I get that they are concerned blah blah blah necklace goes brightbright but maybe we should go find the other two

or at least find a way to let Wu Xie know we are here, that room he’s in looks like a dungeon and not in a good way

Xie Yuchen: Does it look like I’m able to do anything right now? Also, I’m fairly certain they won’t be harmed. Zhang Rishan may be callous, but he isn’t stupid.

Hei Yangjing: r u kidding

he split up Romeo and Juliet, then left Romeo with a sword—seems pretty stupid to me

Xie Yuchen: Yeah I’m not going near that. He made his bed with that choice. What can you see? These Neanderthal guards are blocking my view.

Hei Yangjing: uh so there’s like a lab table situation

Wu Xie isn’t tied up, a good sign in this context

I can’t see what those people are holding, they’re talking a lot and some asshole just grabbed Wu Xie’s arm, looks like maybe they are putting in an IV?

The necklace is—oh. Oh shit.

[wickedpact]

You can't just drop that "I read Forces Multiplied" bomb on us and not give a ten page written reaction.

[cracks knuckles] if u insist

nicky cant drive hc: destroyed. rip. also i loved how andy and nile stole those sports cars and were being badass and driving off the bridge & meanwhile joe and nicky were just absolutely vibing in the van

'heres the thing about power: people who have it think they deserve it' [shot of police car] i see u greg

5 whole panels being dedicated to booker not being able to unlock his door. booker not even seeing noriko sitting RIGHT THERE in the window at first. incredible

noriko being 24/7 horny was surprising. like wow all of the stuff i saw she did out of context was 100% equally horny in context as it was out of context. love that for her

i didnt think the 'andy + slavery' thing was handled as badly as everyone made it out to be when telling me about it. tho from the way it was talked about i had kind of figured the conflict between andy and nile re: slavery would be really racially charged (esp considering nile is a black american and would obvs have Thoughts on the subject in that regard) but like,, done in a cringey 'a-white-guy-obviously-wrote-it' kind of way? but it wasnt that. i mean. it makes sense that andy would be implicit in slavery through the years

i mean, like she says, is that not what people just did to each other in the aftermath of battles for thousands of years? and i really like how its pointed out that it was what she was raised with (in the beginning when you see her put shackles on that guy after the battle) but she also accepts responsibility for it and acknowledges that it was wrong and not just 'what people did'.

i like how from her expressions you can kind of tell baby andy knew it was off but she sets those feelings aside bc she felt angry. it explains how she felt but didnt make her out to be blameless in it. plus i mean. i dont know, the fact that andy was involved in a lot of morally shady stuff for 7000 years is not that wild for me. if you live that long youre just Going to be involved in some shit, and she didnt even have other immortals with her as positive community influences, she literally just did whatever the fuck she wanted for thousands of years

'i was worshipped as a god once' i mean, yeah no shit she wouldve been involved in some seriously fucked up stuff, gods were fucking scary back in the day

tldr it could use some polish but it wasnt that bad

tho everything people said about moose being boring was unfortunately a little true. sorry king i tried to be interested in you

joe and nicky writing verbal fanfiction about nile and moose was iconic. 'you seeing that?' 'i am definitely seeing that'

it was also extremely funny bc that was like 60% of their contribution to the whole comic, besides kidnapping copley. they came, they wrote some fanfic, they left. kings. at least in tog1 they had an excuse to be useless bc they got kidnapped

joe just found out his old friend who he thought was dead is alive (and also probably wants to murder them) and instead of investigating with andy he stopped to help nile up. champ.

nicky shooting noriko through andy was cool. rip to the concept since it wont happen in tog2

wanna see mr ejiofor deliver this line

on that note imo copley was. weirdly enough, more interesting in fm than in tog1. to me at least. the fact that andy let him live and he was so haunted by what had happened that he came back and sought them out despite knowing they would likely kill him for it bc he wanted to not only make up for what hed done but also to tell them what theyd done for the world was admittedly more interesting than andy just kind of drafting him to the cause and him going 'okie'

i like how nicky was drawn in this one. in opening fire he looks like a blob man but in fm he looks more like a very nice grampa with a very good dye job

'theres no pain like a broken heart' andy 🥺

noriko implying andy's never drowned. .. .idk about that one, she musta drowned sometime

joe and nicky came, they waxed poetic about nile's love life, they waxed poetic about grog, and then they left.

sports bras being a reason humanity is good. i mean..... okay, yeah.

i mean. wild but you cant exactly tell her shes wrong

i liked how noriko telling andy that their purpose is to make people suffer coincides with joe and nicky finding out that they actually did good all those years

joenicky in opening fire: jail for booker jail for booker for 100 years

joenicky when copley tells them he knows where booker is: WE'LL KILL YOU WHERE IS HE

joenicky when copley comes back: if your vibes come off as even remotely rancid we Will destroy you

joenicky 2 minutes later when copley helped them find booker: he made up some ground :)))) <3 lov you j cops

theyre forgiving af

moose: how old are you?? a hundred??? a thousand???

nile [vine voice]: I M 2 7 ?

alright andy you got me there

joe texts like my aunt

i dont know why noriko drowning andy in that car tickled me. Bad And Naughty Andromaches Get Put In The Pear Wiggler To Atone For Their Crimes.

the drowning sequence was cool

copley trying to talk to andy while she was like o_o at him was great

ive hit the picture limit but id seen that panel where nicky goes 'forgive me' as he kills a guy out of context and it was HILARIOUSLY anticlimactic for me to discover that there was literally no context to it. nicky just apologizes to random people he kills. i thought that guy was someone he knew or something. nope its just Some Guy that nicky didnt know from adam

nile's complaint that andy was especially brutal to the guys on the boat... i mean. . , how exactly does one kill a man with an axe and not be brutal about it?

it was funny how noriko kissed andy and the only people who seemed surprised by that were nile and also andy

nicky and joe's complete non-reaction to finding out noriko is alive And Evil Now is endlesly funny. they just left her on that boat and neither cared. i get book and nile not caring but joe and nicky knew her, and they just have 0 input on the subject of what to do with her

pinstripe suit guy!

joe and nicky and booker packing up and leaving with nile

andy blowing up at nile was A Moment tho

i dont know, i get why people didnt like the ending but its. .. . it makes more sense in the comicverse. bc the squad doesnt really. .. interact outside of jobs? i mean, think of the moon landing story in ttt. that was booker and joe and nicky doing a job and andy only showed up a for a couple minutes after it was done. or the brunch in the first issue of opening fire. the squad arent as tight in the comic, and andy often seems to do her own thing outside of work, so andy saying 'i dont want to do work anymore' and the squad being like 'alright bye then' makes more sense in this universe than the movie one

also i feel like greg was Trying to set up a thing where nile becomes the Leader of The Squad after andy dies but like. its not very well done since. . . i mean, nile hasnt spoken to booker since opening fire, (and she only knew him A Day). and shes known joe and nicky all that time, but there isnt really anything that indicates that they have any relationship at all, much less one that's grown. in all the comicverse the only time nile and nicky speak is in FM, and in that scene nicky tells nile about noriko. nile goes from someone who needs to be set aside to have background knowledge explained to her to being the Leader of the group with nothing in between. it kind of... comes out of nowhere.

on the other hand tho... i felt really bad for andy thru the whole thing. well, i always felt bad for andy, but in this one she seemed so miserable, especially since it really felt like none of the others actually.... cared about her. when noriko came back no one asked andy how she was doing (big question ik, but it wouldve showed they cared at least), nobody ever expressed any concern for her, no one even really seemed to want to be around her. in opening fire everyone was more distant than in the movie of course, but there were little moments where she would joke with joe, or nicky would try and comfort her, or stuff like that, but in FM it really felt like they just didnt really care about her. & in opening fire it felt a lot like andy's relationship with nile breathed some new life into her, but in FM it felt like all they did was argue. i get theyre not *as* close in the comics but it really felt like the only person who cared about andy at all was noriko (which was probably also how andy felt) but it just seemed to come out of nowhere. honestly i was reading and i was honestly agreeing with andy that she might just be better off if she did just die. opening fire, on the other hand, never make me feel that way

tho everyone made it sound like when the squad split up it was one of those cursed 'the found family leaves each other at the end of the journey' tropes. but guys i mean,,, this is the second installment out of three. that isnt the End. theyll come back in the third one and Dramatically Reunite to fight some baddies (probably those 'others' noriko mentioned). im guessing yitzhak fits into that too somehow.

anyways it wasnt That Bad but it made me kind of sad and the only Sweet Found Family vibes in it were when they saved booker. also they shouldve beefed up that nilemoose romance, it underwhelmed me. 6.5/10

i also ABSOLUTELY understand all of greg's comments about how you couldnt make FM directly into a movie, he always said that it had no plot and. i get it now. it really didnt have a plot sdfghjkl

[sammysnaughtygirl]

Sam fluff WARNING ADULT CONTENT; 18 and older the fanasty

Sam had woken up around 6: 30 am by a noise he heard in the parking lot of the shady motel he and dean had stopped in the night before ,he jumped to his feet leering out from behind the dirty curtain that hung on the wall he didnt see anyone,his eyes checking every square inch of the parking lot ,Sam decided he was awake so he would go for a food run as he knew dean would want breakfast soon so he threw on his clothes and dashed out the door quietly . Sam grabbed as much food as he could before returning to the motel room he tried turning the doorknob slowly so not to awaken dean,but as soon as entered the room he found dean pacing back and fourth wondering what had happened to his little brother ,where were you Dean scolded Sam ,i went out couldnt sleep whats the problem IM a grown man Sam shouted across the room to his brother,dont give me that Dean grumbled we stay togather rember no matter what its me and you,yeah man i rember Sam mumbled back but i was only getting food so calm down.Sam opened the brown paper sack filled with goodies for his brother ,come get it Sam ordered Dean flew over to the table that had two wobbly legs and plopped himself into one of the chairs that was standing what we get Dean asked ,Sam placed all the food onto the table in front of dean so he could see everything he had saugage an egg biscuits,he has pancakes bacon,,orange juice,milk and even blackberry pie Deans favorite ,thanks Sam this looks great he said as he was shoving food into his mouth. Sam didnt mention the fact that he had heard a comation into he early morning that had startled him ,and he was searching for answers he kept that to himself as he watched his big brother enjoying the food he had brought . As soon as your done eating we need to make our way back to the hospital ,and look for clues Sam told Dean ,yeah on it Dean answered ,he finished his breakfast and the two brothers left the room and headed for the hospital, they had a friend there and something wasnt right in that place it felt strange as Sam would say.the halls felt cold like it had snowed inside the hospital hallways, the boys enterned the front door of the hospital and Sam almost collided with his dreamgirl ,there she was the exact girl he had envisioned no ,the same girl he had dreamed of the one that entered his dreams ,she was standing right there in front of him but he couldnt believe his eyes he told himself he was seeing things ,things that his mind wanted him to see,because sam was sure she couldnt be real,but there she stood dressed as a doctor all in white, can i help you boys the woman asked Dean asked about their friend bobby who was a patient at the time ,he,s doing better she told Dean ,Sam couldnt speak his words wouldnt come out he just watched as his big brother took charge and followed his lead.can we see him Dean asked sure right this way but dont stay to long he,s very weak and worn out he needs his rest,the boys shook thier heads in agreement.after their visit the boys headed back to the motel but Sam was hestiate he wanted to search for what was haunting him without letting on to his brother that anything was happening.im gonna hang back and go to the library Sam told his brother I want to get some reading in ,yeah,ok Dean shrugged his shoulders ill pick you up later then,ok Sam answered . Sam walked out of the hospital down the streeet to the first libray he could find, once he was inside he felt that cold feeling rush over his body but there was none there but him it was silent ,you could almost hear yourself breathing ,Sam had been reading for hours, before he felt it again,Sam was getting worried he stood up from the table he was sitting at and walked slowly to the door ,he could sense someone in the room with him,but he couldnt see them,he keept his eyes opened and called out is anyone here? but the silence filled the air,Sam knew it was time for him to go ,but as he reached the door there she stood before him dark brown hair ,pink louious lips ,beautiful blue eyes please dont leave she called out ,i need you the image of

the girl Sam had dreamed about was here calling out to him needing him as Sam reached out his hands she vanished. Sam was losing his mind he thought but was he and who was this lady doctor and why was she haunting Sam?the following morning Sam rembered the girl from his dreams and wondered if he was imaging that the doctor was her ,he didnt want to tell Dean anything until he knew for sure what was going on.So he knew he had to go back to the hospital he had to be sure.what time do you want to head to the hospital Sam asked Dean im ready now are you? um yeah im ready lets go and they were on the way to see if bobby was getting any better,Sam had other things on his mind like that doctor lady .the minute they entered the building Sam could feel the cold rising behind his neck ,he knew something wasnt right they walked down the hallway to reach bobbys room when she came bouncing around the corner,hi guys she blurted as if she knew them,bobby is doing much better this morning she informed them your visit yesterday really helped him alot,he may even be ready to leave by tomorrow she told them with a smile.Sam watched as she spoke ,he glared at her face to see her every expression .Sam smiled back at her as she left ,now he had to figure out how the doctor was the same girl in his dreams.

[milkystrawsenpai]

Since I can’t ever write an actual fic im just going to idea dump on you guys, sorry. I’m obsessed with Mitsuya rn.

tw: age gap

Slight NSFW

friends with Runa and Mana for a while, more than a few years, but you never saw Takashi that often because he was 10 years older and often at work or with his Toman buddies, so you never thought much of him. Walking home later a night from your part time job, some shady dudes approach you and try to make a move. Ew obviously, the leader tries to grab you and you push him away and kick him out of instinct, now you got 5 delinquent dudes surrounding you. The leader tears your shirt when he grabs you and throws you on the floor. you here a brrbrsorbsoommmmmmm in the distance, but you're too distracted by the dude's fist raise about to hit you... before you know it here comes Takashi on his noisy little bike crashing into the leader head first. He confronts them and he hands you his jacket to cover yourself and your ripped shirt. You look away for a split second then back to see whats happening and every single one of them lying face down totally fucked up. His back is towards you and you can see the fire coming off him, but he turns to you with a genuine smile and extends a hand to you. Still in shock you find yourself on the back of his bike on the way to house. When you reach his house it seems familiar... like oh shit this is where runa and mana live??? a mistake right??? Until the two girls come running out the front door saying Taka Nii!!! We heard your bike from a mile away- eh? y/n?? what are you doing with Taka Nii? It took you a whole minute to process that this was the infamous Takashi Mitsuya, the infamous older brother of your best friends. He turns and said "huh dont remember me? well i could never forget my sister's precious friends. Now come inside, let me find you some clothes while i patch up your shirt" ..

Scenario 2

You are about two years older than Runa and Mana and they think the world of you. It makes you blush when they comment on how smart you are or good at things you are, even if you're not and they just don't know any better. They look up to you as a college student which is why they beg and beg and beg you to help them study for interest exams. They're so helpless, how could you say no? You arrive at their house at the planned time but you receive a text from they saying they passed a dessert shop that was having a sale and those two couldnt pass up the opportunity. They instructed you to let yourself in and you could wait in Runa's room. How awkward, but its even creepier to be waiting outside their house. You grab a glass of water sighing as you enter the next room over heading towards the stairs. "Mana and Runa aren't home yet" you jolt and your head snaps around to see Taka, sitting there on the couch. Obviously startled you lose your balance and stumble backwards, spilling water all over yourself. "oho you've made a mess now" He leaves for just a brief moment coming back with one of his T-shirts. It smells so good, just like him. "come with me" without thinking about it, you follow him to his room where he turns around to face the corner to give you some privacy as you change... a very shy "thank you" comes off your lips. He pats your head and says "no problem" ... breaking the tension, your stomach growls. of course, you're starving... in between classes you haven't eaten all day. You wait in his room as he brings up some various snacks including his home made cake. It was delicious, but this idiot only brought one fork. didnt seem to bother him as he had no problem using his hands like an animal. But seeing his slender fingers, covered in frosting, connected to *HIM* ... now that made you an animal... your body is moving faster than your brain at this point and pull his fingers in your mouth. mmmm you cant decide whats more delicious, the frosting or the stupid face he's making. He *was not prepared for that* Y/N- chan.... you realize that Runa and Mana are my little sisters, that makes me 10 years older than you, you don't have to do this. (might exclude from my fantasy because idk if that part is weird or not) You couldn't even say anything at all before you're straddling him at the end of the bed. his hands on the small of your back to hold you steady. You can feel his growing erection in his pants which only made you wanna grind on him more... "are you sure about this Y/N.. I won't be able to hold back if its you.." ..."please, do it" its almost a whine. Next thing you know he flips positions so youre on the bed this time staring up at him. "you asked for this" he rips the buttons off your shirt and you gasp from the little thrill "dont worry, i can sew them back on later" WHY DOES THAT MAKE YOU SO WET, no idea but it does. His hands cup your face and he guides your mouth open with his thumb before your close your lips on it. He is just revved up by the sight. "baby that feels so good, how but your pretty lips try sucking on something else"

[heyitsyn]

Milk Bread

Oikawa!Reader x Ushijima

a/n: bahahaha oikawa would literally disown yall though

anon request:  Hiii if your request is still open could you also do an Oikawa's lil sis!Reader x Ushijima please~ fufufufu

ushijima and i could go get our own farm and have our own cows and horses and uggghhh

this entire,,,,, fiasco was an actual accident

it all started when you were so hungry that you ended up eating tooru’s milk bread

you were part of the girls track team in seijoh and competitions were starting soon so the team has been making practice mandatory during lunch as well

this caused you to only be able to survive off of snacks rather than your normal bento so you were blazing hungry when you got home

and when you are hungry, you go on a rampage

your brother was staying later practice so he wasnt home when you arrived

the fridge door almost unhinged and out the window by how roughly and quickly you opened it

the only thing in there was bottles of water and vegetables and you were not hungry enough to eat freaking raw onions

then you searched all over the cabinets for anything edible until you stumbled upon a clearly hidden milk bread

you guessed that tooru hid it bc he knew either you or takeru would eat it but heh, he didnt hide it good enough 

finders keepers, right?

and as long as he doesnt find out it was you, itd be fine

you giddily opened the bag and ripped off a piece before smiling at how delicious it was 

but this was cut short

you were so caught up in your happiness with the food that you missed iwa and tooru coming home until you heard your brother scream

‘Y/N-CHAN!’

your eyes flew open and you froze, mid-bite 

his eyes were wide and his mouth was agape as he watched you scarf down the rest of the bag quickly before dashing upstairs

but tooru’s shout for iwa-chan made the buff guy snatch you from the hallway despite you kicking and screaming at him to let go of you

‘IWA-CHAN NO!!!!!’

you yelled but he just tightened his hold on you

‘i bought oikawa that bag, y/n’

you pouted then crossed your arms

‘you bought it for an oikawa, not a specific oikawa though’

so tooru ordered you to go to his favorite bakery, which was all the way out there like an hour away, and buy him a dozen bags of milk bread

‘TOORU YOURE GOING TO GET FAT!’

*offended oikawa*

‘I BURN ALL OF IT DURING PRACTICE ANYWAYS!’

‘hm, explains why you have no cake’

y/n stop thats so mean !!!!

but doorkawa though

so there you were, shoving all of the stock they have in the store into the big cart 

if someone were to walk by you right now, theyd stare at the cart then at you weirdly for being a milk bread addiction

and thats exactly what happened

ushijima went to the bakery bc tendou won a bet and demanded a milk bread from this specific bakery

so he was entering the building, a single milk bread in mind, when he saw you, literally shoving all the bags down with an arm into the cart

he paused, like 5 feet away from you, just watching as you continued to take all the bags they had in stock into the cart

but he just wanted one bag so he went up to your cart and wordlessly took a bag which you saw and caught his arm

‘um, excuse me, what are you doing?’

he gave you a stoic face

‘i walked 30 minutes for this bag of milk bread. im sure you can leave one for someone else’

you were about to retort when you saw who this guy was

ofc if your brother was oikawa tooru, youd know his hatred for the apparent ‘farmer idiot’ ushijima wakatoshi from shiratorizawa

the familiar eyes and the furrowed eyebrows

yep, this had to be him

‘you,,,, ushiwaka’

he nodded

‘yes. now if you’ll excuse me, ill be going’

but you again held him back

‘ushijima-san! take this-all of this! i dont need it anymore!’

you pushed the cart in his direction before bolting out the store in a hurry

now ushijima is known to predict almost anything that came his way

but never has he even THOUGHT that a girl would give him a cart filled with nearly 50 bags of milk bread

the store lady pushed the cart to the cashier and only did he finally snapped out of it when she told him the total

‘oh, um, you forgot this bag too’

what was he going to do with all of this bread?

you pedaled your bike home and when tooru saw you empty handed, he started shouting

but you just faked a pout

‘ushijima wakatoshi-san took it from me’

his ears turned red

and all he could see was red

i see RED! rED! ooOOhH rED!!!!

he got his phone out and dialed a number before shouting into it

‘YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS, IWA-CHAN! USHIWAKA-!’

ngl, you didnt really think that he would completely forget about it but he fell for it

you planned to use tooru’s hatred for him and just a single utter of his name could completely brainwash him from the milk bread stealing situation

‘MAYBE HES GOING TO BUY ALL THE MILK BREAD IN THE WORLD UNTIL I GO TO THE DAMN SHIRATORIZAWA! WHAT IF HES DOING THAT?! IWA-CHAN-!’

the entire situation completely slipped your mind a few weeks later and you even forgot that you met ushijima and left him a cart of the treats

but that was quickly remembered

similar to your brother, there was one day per week where you have no track practice so you found yourself in their gym at wednesday, just waiting for iwa and tooru to finish practice

you were just busy doing your homework and trying to help kyoken with all of his missed work when kindaichi shrieked from the side

‘ushijima wakatoshi!’

JAPONN

at the mention of his name, everyone turned to him and followed his line of sight where indeed, the tall farmer boy stood at the door

oikawa tooru was so shocked to see him and his nerve to show up at HIS TURF that he didnt say anything

‘hello. is oikawa y/n here?’

then all hell broke lose

tooru was screaming at you in betrayal

iwa was shouting and hitting oikawa to stop and holding him back from lunging at you

the others were yelling at how you knew this famous player

while kyoken just sitting there all chill

‘you know that guy?’

‘uh-well-kinda?’

‘nice’

you quickly packed up your stuff, confused and surprised, before bolting down the bleachers to the door where you grabbed ushiwaka’s hand to drag him away from the gym where tooru couldnt find you

you finally stopped by an alleyway about a street away from school and turned to him with scrunched eyebrows

‘ushijima wakatoshi-san! what are you doing here?!’

you whisper-yelled 

but he just unzipped his gym bag and handed you a bag of milk bread

you were so caught off guard that you just held it on your hands and stared at it

ushijima noticed your expression and pointed at the food

‘i have a lot of it at home. i figured you wanted one’

you slowly looked up at him

‘ushijima-san,,,,, i,,, why-’

‘you seem to like milk bread seeing your cart full of it. i thought you still wanted one and i need to get rid of all of it anyways’

‘but,,,, you shouldnt have come all the way to seijoh! nii-chan-’

then you stopped

wait, hold on

how did he even know your name

‘how do you know my name, ushijima-san?’

he blinked

‘youre a known track runner in the prefecture in both the girls and boys. a friend of mine wanted to recruit you for the school team but you turned it down’

you paused and chuckled

‘ah of course. i actually wanted to go but nii-chan considered it a betrayal so i couldnt go’

‘but you should’ve come to-’

‘SHUT UP USHIJIMA! AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SISTER!’

tooru’s figure was panting a little bit away from behind ushijima and he was pointing at him heatedly

you sighed and face-palmed but you flinched when ushijima placed an arm around your shoulders and held you close

‘she has talents that could take her to far places. i understand that she refused it but you might have greatly influenced that decision and never asked her opinion about it. im here to ask her to re-think this decision and join us instead’

‘YOURE NOT EVEN IN THE TRACK TEAM IN THE FIRST PLACE!’

tooru raged and ran forward before grabbing your arm roughly to pry you away from the dirty touch of ushiwaka

‘we’re leaving, ushijima. and you better not talk to my little sister again’

he hissed and dragged you away but you turned your head and raised a hand

‘later, ushijima-san!’

‘SHUT UP Y/N!’

after that, ushijima knew to approach you in secret

you saw him by the gates after practice and you hurriedly hid him away from sight bc the moment someone saw that familiar purple jacket, theyd know immediately

‘ushijima-san! what do you want now?’

you whispered and again, he reached into his bag to give you a bag of milk bread

‘i need to get rid of them. and i also want to hear your opinions about joining shiratorizawa next year’

you laughed, softly clutching the bag

‘in truth, the bread was for nii-chan. and regarding next year, i dont think im leaving seijoh, ushijima-san, so sorry’

he nodded

‘i understand. but i do hope you will think about it, oikawa-san’

you cringed at the formality coming from someone as important as him

‘please, call me y/n. it sounds really weird from you’

‘okay, y/n-san’

‘no, just y/n’

‘y/n’

‘good’

then these meetings turned to another, then twice more, then everyday

it was becoming a routine at this point

track practice ended at 6, about 30 minutes before the seijoh volley so you could easily slip away from tooru, and ushi’s ended around 5 so he was able to meet you at the alley by your school

tbh, you didnt understand how you were meeting as such a shady place and you didnt understand why he would take such a long trip just to give you milk bread and ask you about the school

however, that soon changed

soon, you just talked about school and life in general while munching on food

he would occassionally talk about this first year goshiki and some setter shirabu and how they fought constantly

you knew a little bit of his best friend tendou and his dorm life back in shiratorizawa

he knew that you weren’t exactly in track for fun, but for scholarships since you werent exactly smart

part of you wondered if he used the dozens of milk bread in his house as an excuse to see you and make you eat them as compensation when he couldve just sent them back

yet eventually,

your conversations helped you know a little bit of each other without the title of fastest runner oikawa y/n or u-19 japan ushijima wakatoshi

‘tori accidentally broke a hurdle and sprained her knee so she had to sit out during practice. it was a mess because she was screaming about the pain and caused practice to end early’

you whined while chewing

he remained quiet so you turned to look at him, who was just staring at you

‘ushijima-san? you okay?’

‘waka,, toshi. call me wakatoshi’

you tilted your head to the side

‘i,, i can’t call you that, ushijima-san’

‘please, call me that. we’re friends, right?’

a genuine laugh escaped from you

‘oh dear. i mean, yeah, we’re friends, i guess. but nii-chan would not appreciate this friendship’

‘but doesn’t he like you having friends?’

he was confused as to why tooru’s even in the conversation

‘no, ushijima-san. i meant, he would not like me being friends with you’

‘why does he have a say in this?’

you paused

he was right

why did tooru’s opinion matter?

why did it matter so much that you’ve been hiding in this stinky alleyway with ushijima wakatoshi for a few weeks all because you were scared someone you knew saw you?

‘wakatoshi-san, do you have a brother?’

‘no’

‘hm, makes sense’

you laughed then looked away, straight at the dumpster that stood behind him a few feet away

‘my parents,,, are always working. even when i was young, they were constantly working so i dont really have good memories with them since they were rarely home. my sister, she was already in high school when i was born so the only person i really had was my nii-chan’

ushijima’s stare on you never wavered as he remained looking at you, inspecting you almost, the way your nose curved or your lips looked a little chapped or that crumb that stuck itself on the corner of your lip

‘he has always done everything for me,, in a way, he raised me and i appreciate everything hes done for me, yknow? and i want to repay him for all of that but im sorry to say this, but he doesnt exactly like you, wakatoshi-san. and me being friends with you, him not even knowing we’re meeting up like this, he would get very angry with me. and i dont to disappoint him’

you looked down at the remaining bread and softly sighed

it annoyed you a little that you cared so much for what tooru thought

why couldnt you live your life?

why couldn’t you just be your own person and meet people that you like?

‘we have only have 3 bags of milk bread left’

ushijima’s comment took you aback bc its not like you just told him something so personal or anything

‘huh?’

‘i need to buy some more’

you shook your head and waved your hands around

‘wakatoshi-san, i just told you, like, something really personal-’

‘but i dont care about all that though’

he blinked, confused as to why it mattered to him

‘what-’

‘y/n, havent you noticed that you’ve been calling me by my first name?’

his question made you stop and realize that you were saying wakatoshi

‘oikawa tooru is simply a person who helped raise you, he didnt make you nor does he have control over you. your life was given to you to live and create, not to be molded or shaped by someone else’

you nodded and patted his arm in appreciation, still awkward about having interactions with the guy

but he reached behind you and patted your back, averting his gaze forward

‘you have talent in track so i think you should keep running for a team that shares your skills. like your brother’s talents deserve to be played in a team full of undefeatable players’

you chuckled and shot him a confused glance

‘wakatoshi-san, youre over here telling me to do what i want yet youre telling me to do something else’

he seemed completely innocent to his hypocritical statement as he just looked at you

‘im just influencing you. theres a difference’

you shook your head and continued eating your bread, throwing the entire topic behind your mind

‘youre right, wakatoshi-san. we do need to buy some more milk bread’

little by little, you started to stray away from your brother

like you started coming home late and your wednesdays were now booked up with someone else

ofc he noticed and he went straight to iwa-chan to complain about it

by the second wednesday, he got fed up and actually cancelled practice which caused iwa to beat him up for stopping practice for something stupid

‘let your sister be, shittykawa!’

tooru pouted and rubbed the now sore spot on his head

‘somethings wrong, iwa-chan! i can sense it! shes hiding something and if its kept from me, of course i want to know!’

this led iwa to be dragged along with him as he followed you walking to somewhere

he remembered you getting flustered and smiling at him when you refused his offer to get ramen after practice with the guys

‘i have plans, sorry, nii-chan’

this caused oikawa to be very sus bc no tea, but he knows you dont hang out w other people outside school

so this led him to stalking you instead of talking and asking you like a normal adult

iwa was also there bc he lowkey sus and worried for your safety if oikawa does decide to lunge at your boyfriend

the two boys were huddled behind a car as you were just walking cheerfully, skipping every step

‘iwa-chan, she doesnt have a boyfriend, right?’

‘shes pretty and kind, it would be hard to believe she doesnt have one’

but as they continued to follow you, they started getting confused as to why you were walking in such an unfamiliar neighborhood

this wasnt exactly their turf and when they noticed a familiar looking uniform a boy was wearing as he walked down the street, oikawa almost busted a blood vessel

aw look at him tremble-

‘what in the ever-loving god of anime is she doing in shiratorizawa!’

he whisper-yelled

‘iwa-chan! is she transferring there?!’

‘shittykawa shut the hell up!’

you heard a familiar voice behind you and quickly turned around but saw nothing

you swear you heard hajime’s voice

but it couldve been just your imagination since you’ve heard him call that for nearly 6 years

you continued walking forward and you jumped to wave when you saw ushijima leaning against the school gates

‘wakatoshi-san!’

you greeted and he nodded, acknowledging your presence

‘y/n, you were late’

you giggled

‘why? did you miss me wakatoshi-san?’

‘hm, yes. the milk bread bakery is going to close in 15 minutes’

he said and held out his hand which you gladly accepted

tooru was basically strangling iwa by how he was so ANGY that his little baby sister was fraternizing with the enemy!!!

back on you though!!!

you still blushed when you held his hand but you knew there was nothing about it bc you ltr almost got ran over once

so basically,

you were finally opening up to going out in public w him as long as it was far away

and he suggested going to some ramen shop that they frequent at for some food

you were just walking side by side and humming a tune when you were interrupted by a loud honk that freaked you out and freeze

but ushijima, being a volleyball player and developing quick instincts, grabbed your shoulders and pushed you both to the side, away from the car

youve never had that experience before so you were quite freaked out and you were just hanging on to his jacket for dear life, hiding your face in it

he sensed your panic and placed a hand on top of your head to provide some comfort

‘its okay, y/n. dont worry bc ill always be there to protect you’

you turned red at that statement but ushijima was known to be very naive and he didnt understand that underlying suggestion in his words

‘thank you, wakatoshi-san’

you mumbled and he gently pried you away but he held your hand

‘this will allow me to pull you quicker and to make sure you dont wander too far’

you pouted

‘hmph, im not a child, wakatoshi-san’

he smiled, surprising you bc wowza was he showing emotions?

‘you need to be taken cared of, do you not? no matter what age, ill still look out for you’

to this day, he still kept your hand on his grip and your heart kept beating really fast

all these hangouts were really showing you the real ushijima wakatoshi that was so different from the court and you really liked it

from the strong and cold and cruel player to the awkward, funny, and naive schoolboy

he was an enigma and you were attracted to the remaining iceberg that maintained being hidden under the waters of his physical appearance

focusing on something else, you were tugging him along excitedly bc you forgot your bento at home today and you STARVED

‘lets get sweets!’

you cheered excitedly and with his hand still laced into yours, he looped it around your shoulders so he pulled you closer

‘semi told me he does this to his girlfriend when she gets too hyper’

um, sire, where did that come from?

from oikawa’s spot, he was starting to get hurt by how harshly he dug his fingernails in his palms while iwa was getting angry at how carelessly this farmer was handling his sister

but you werent bothered by his weird oblivious comments

‘im very hungry so we must hurry, wakatoshi-san!’

‘yes, yes’

unbeknownst to you, he kept looking down to observe your faces

when you would see a store, your eyes would widen and youd mumble about wanting to go there sometimes

when you saw a baby in a stroller, youd coo and unintentionally squeeze his hand

it was cute

and it made his heart jump every time

today was no different occasion

and he was finally able to put a pin into this weird action from his organ

lmao im so tired bruh im cackling as i type

earlier today during practice, he felt that jump when you whined to him about leaving your bento at home and expressing your excitement to get some food

that jump returned and he was so focused on texting you that he didnt notice his teammates watching him in shock

tendou even started hitting semi, confused and flabbergasted

‘ushijima-san,,,’

goshiki started but shirabu smacked him to be quiet

‘oh, i might not come to practice on friday since im going to the doctor’

the mention of the doctor, everyone freaked out bc they cant have their prized player injured or hurt

‘what,, whats wrong?’

semi asked and ushijima finally locked up his phone

‘im having weird random jumps in my chest and slight tickles in my stomach. google told me to go to the doctor if it persists so i made an appointment’

they all sweatdropped

goshiki uwu babie was biting his lip to stop himself from sobbing and thinking his senpai and rival was having an illness

but semi and tendou knew whats up

‘wakatoshi-kun, who were you texting?’

they all noticed the slight widening of his eyes and the sprinkle of light that shined through

‘oh, oikawa y/n. we’re friends now’

everyone shared a look bc he didnt really have friends outside the team and didnt bother himself with unnecessary relationships like these

‘oh god’

tendou mumbled and his grin widened

‘i,,im no doctor, ushijima-san, but i think youre experiencing the symptoms of a crush’

shirabu was basically the smartest than the others combined so when he said something like that, they believed him immediately

‘crush?’

ushijima wondered

‘dont tell me you dont know what that is’

goshiki muttered in disbelief

‘im familiar with the definition of the attraction to another person. but ive never experienced it myself’

yall why am i writing him to talk like this

‘youve been so busy with volleyball your entire life that you probably havent had time to actually admire the girls we have in school’

tendou reasoned so ushijima went to go wait for you by the gates and observed the females that passed by

nope, they all didnt strike him for anything

he just gave up until he saw you waving for him all enthusiastically and there it was

a simple glance at your smile and it leapt

it only got worse when you giggled and he clenched his fist to keep his heart from leaping out of his chest

the entire time, he felt it, especially holding your hand

to really be honest, he only did that after what happened and his mother used to do that to him to protect him from other cars

now that he had someone to protect, he was doing the same thing

you clearly didnt mind and just swung your hands along the entire time

eventually, yall arrived 

the lady at the front was now accustomed by your appearances and she waved at you

‘hello ushijima-kun! oikawa-chan!’

you greeted her happily while ushi just nodded at her

your brother and his best friend decided it was best to stand outside to not garner suspicion ltr yall are stalking and everyone knows since the bell rang whenever it was opened

tooru felt his heart clench at the thought of you being on a date with this,,, !!!! farmer boy!!!!

the sister complex in this one is quite strong

it got even worse when he saw your giggling form and ushijima holding you close with your shoulders

next thing he knew, he entered the bakery and ripped you away from him

ofc you were surprised bc wtf why was here?

‘NII-CHAN?!’

‘oh, hello, oikawa’

^^ 2 types of people

‘didnt you hear me when i told you to stay away from my sister?’

he seethed

‘yes, i heard you. but i dont care’

‘wakatoshi-san!’

you whisper-yelled bc his answer clearly made your brother angrier

‘well, i need you to start caring bc you are not welcome to be a part of our family! i will never accept you as my brother-in-law! i will never visit! you hear me?!’

your eyebrows furrowed and you flushed in embarrassment

‘NII-CHAN! WE’RE JUST FRIENDS! WHAT ARE YOU SPOUTING ABOUT?! AND WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME?!’

he didnt bother to hear you and started dragging you by the arm

but you wrenched out of his grip and ran to ushijima, who held you close

‘hes my friend, nii-chan. i dont care if you dont like him but hes nice to me and he hasnt given me any reason to not be friends. now try to be a grown-up for just a few minutes and leave me alone so i can go hang out with my friend and you go back home with iwa-chan’

you firmly stated, glaring at him and tooru felt sad at this entire thing

were you growing up?

despite only being a year younger, you were always that ran to him for everything bc you looked up to him so much

but now, you were refusing and becoming your own person

you were still his baby sister but now, you were a grown woman who could make her own choices

and he had no choice but to accept that

‘okay. but come back home soon, okay, y/n?’

tooru’s quiet voice made your expression fall and you made a move to go to him but he already made his exit

‘nii-chan,,,’

you mumbled but ushijima placed an arm around your shoulders

‘you can go to him, y/n. we can-’

‘no. im,,, happy that he finally realized it. so lets continue’

you smiled up at him and he nodded, going back to looking through the cupcakes

‘how do you think hed take it if he finds out i like his sister?’

he off-handedly asks to no one but you heard and jumped

okay, you were used to his random comments and questions but this one had to be the one that took you aback the most

‘H-HAH?!’

but he doesnt seem bothered

‘my teammates told me that i have a crush on you so if i were to act on that feeling, would you accept me?’

your eyes flittered everywhere and you grabbed him by the shoulders and leaned him down to his level

‘ar-are you seriously confessing to me right now?’

he shrugged, so nonchalant

‘yes. before getting your brother’s approval, i should get yours first. will you let me be yours, oikawa y/n-san?’

your face scrunched up and you nodded, pulling him in for a hug

‘i like you a lot, ushijima-san. like a lot’

he softly smiled and buried his neck in your neck

‘i noticed when you didnt care about your brother’s dislike towards me’

‘yanno, for someone who is so against us together, hes the reason we even met in the first place’

he pulled away and looked at you

‘really?’

‘yep. i told you this, didnt i? i came for milk bread yet left with a boyfriend’

‘over a span of a few months’

you rolled your eyes but still laughed

‘yes, a few months and nearly a hundred bags of milk bread later’

the old lady was watching the whole thing and only made her presence obvious when she squealed

‘OH YOUNG LOVE! GET ANYTHING YOU WANT TODAY, DEARIES! WE SHALL CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING OF NEW LOVE AND FOR MANY MORE!’

you and ushijima shared a look before busting out laughing, you freezing when you heard his chuckles

he noticed your stare at him and he asked you whats wrong

you shook your head before grinning

‘im already already looking forward to falling in love with you. so make me fall really hard, okay?’

you just unlocked blushy and flustered ushijima wakatoshi

when you went home that night with bags full of milk bread, your brother practically forgave you

but you accidentally blurted out of your new official relationship and you knew what he did?

oikawa screamed

a/n: sorry if i was gone for 2 days bc selling sunset came season 3 came out on friday !!!! but heres an update and i might post another later bc tomorrow’s my first day of school and id be too busy to update but id probably update in wednesday so feast on these in the meantime!!!!!!

[bridgyrose]

Test request: Salem and Summer finally meet. After Salem realizes Summer's exceptional potential, Salem attempts to tempt her into joining the “winning” side by MAINLY being....for lack of a better term, a seductress and, by using Ozma's dishonesty and her family's safety as methods of motivation, promising power. Summer ALMOST takes the offer, but notices that Salem is threatening her family, friends, and other innocents. In fury, Summer declines the offer. @pyroanime2k16 (posting like this since the original ask kept getting eaten by someone *glares at the beast that is tumblr*)

Summer hesitated for a moment as she stood in front of Salem. She had heard whispers of the name from her uncles and Ozpin through talks she had listened in on. And here she was, seeing Salem for the first time. The gaze she felt from the immortal woman felt… strange. Almost as if she was waiting for something. Or wanting to offer something forbidden.

Saelm walked around Summer, almost as if she was scrutinizing her. “I thought the next child Ozma would use as a tool would be more… built.”

“What are you trying to say?”

“I’m not trying to say anything, child. Just surprised. He doesnt normally send in women to do his work for him.” After a moment, Salem turned her back to Summer, smirking a bit. “But, I see why he’d want you to fight me. You have… a potential I havent seen in many years.”

Summer knew she should be cautious around Salem, knew her words couldnt be trusted. But at the same time… “Potential?”

“You see, my child, you have something within you that could make you very powerful. You could keep your friends and family safe. A goal I know your mother had as well.”

Summer looked away when she heard about her mother, suddenly starting to feel like a child again. “You.. knew my mother?”

“Ozma used her just as he plans to use you.” Salem used her magic to create a small seat for herself, sitting down and looking over Summer, trying to gauge her reactions. “And unfortunately, it’ll just mean death for you, just like it did her if you follow him.”

There was that name again: Ozma. It was one that had been mentioned a few times before between her uncles in hushed whispers, often when they were speaking of past mistakes. “Who’s Ozma?”

“Ozma… was my husband. And I think right now he’s masquerading as your headmaster.” Salem let out an amused chuckle while thinking about him. “Using his position to get close to students like you in hopes of using all of you as his own soldiers for a war he started. A war I’d rather not see any more children die in.”

Summer listened to each of Salem’s words, starting to realize just how little she really knew about Ozpin. If he really was who Salem claimed he was, then she wasnt sure if she should be worried. Then again, if he was just using her and her team…

Salem noticed the worried look on Summer’s face and offered a hand. “But you dont have to join him. Instead, you can join me. As I’ve said, I can help you reach your full potential, to be able to protect those you care about and love. To keep harm from coming to them ever again.”

Summer hesitated at the offer, liking what she was hearing. Being able to protect everyone she loved and cared about was a tempting offer to her. “And… if I choose not to side with anyone?”

“You will eventually have to side with someone, my dear. That wont be a choice. Ozma will use his shady tricks to get you to join him, honey laced words to join him to bring the gods back to destroy everything you hold dear.” Salem stopped and smiled softly at Summer. “But I will make sure that no harm comes to you or or family.”

For a moment, Summer looked into Salem’s eyes, reaching out to her hand. She stopped herself and pulled away, looking away from the woman as anger started to fill her heart, her eyes starting to shine. “I cant accept your offer. Not when you’re threatening my family like that!"

Salem sighed for a moment. “Well, its a shame it has to be this way.”

Summer clutched her chest as she felt her heart start to struggle to beat, looking up at Salem with confusion in her eyes. It had been a pain worse than any other she’d felt as her heart just stopped.

Salem turned away from Summer and started walking off. “Then I hope you dont meet the same fate as your mother the next time we meet.”

Summer felt the hold on her heart release, letting it beat again as she tried to collect herself. Once she was able to get up to start heading back home, she started pulling out her scroll, shakily dialing one of her uncles. It was time she started asking about the doubts that plagued her mind.

[scandeniall]

their breakup songs [angry edition]

alternatively titled, Songs they blast when its: fuck bitches. For Atsumu, Suna, Osamu, Ushijima, Oikawa, Kuroo, Semi

a/n* this is a joke and they all have their heartbreak/in their feelings track too that i might do that version as well. 

Warnings: most of these are like “fuck bitches” and “is she breathe, she a thot” energy sorry but this was fun too. This is all for fun they wouldnt be THIS disrespectful to you lol

Atsumu: Do the most // Torey Lanez. He heard this song on suna’s playlist once and swore this was him (boy shut up). Yells “word to my ex, I might never fall in love again. Chase nothin but the liquor in the cup again” and “I’m on some thot shit” like alright. He’s lowkey heartbroken and the type to try and get his ex back. Sings “Gonna get my ex bitch back” a little too loud and passionately. 

Suna: Different Hos // Blackbear. not normally his type of music but he heard the song and said yup thats me. He doesnt do anything too extra when its “if she breathe she a thot.” Chill and is like “ok well i have someone else ready to suck my dick.” Hes so lazy and doesnt care and its HOT. Folks chase HIM. Plays this on repeat when his feelings are hurt to remind him. Knows how to get lowkey disrespectful tho

Osamu: unFazed // Lil Uzi. purposely sings “Im unphased” with so much conviction trying to get the point across??? But are you really unbothered Samu? Gets Atsumu and Suna in the background to do adlibs and makes them pretend they in a video. They do it to make him feel better but clown later.

Oikawa: STFU2 // Amine.  know the whole intro by rickey and he goes tf IN. “I can hear you choking on my tenacious dick everytime your dumb ass talks shit about me. Every word he hurting your feelings you find out from a friend he posted that on the snap

Kuroo: Sorry not sorry // bryson tiller: buys them expensive alcohol bottles (you know the ones that look like vases) just to hide his heartbreak while he blasts this song. He dont even drink it but its cause he has the money. Pretend flexes to himself while scream singing “IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK FROM ME” He the one that thought yall had something special lol. Texts Kenma feeling a way to reminisce about how they came up and kenma like bro get over it and move on. Felt “Every [man] did you wrong except for me” and “I give you long dick and longevity” a little bit too much. Another one who hurt hurt and tries to play it off. 

Ushijima: On the side // Cash Ali: Now he ONLY knows this song because of Tendou. He went to him once feeling a type of way and Tendou is like. “I know what you need. An anthem” Is like “I dont even have bitches on the side” shhhhh thats not the point because he could if he wanted to and cared enough to. Its all for the flex on your ex baby boy go pretend

Sugawara: Dead To Me // blackbear. Once he cuts you off, bitch hes DONE. This is his song. You dead to him lol. Gives me petty passive aggressive post breakup which has shady lyrics all the time. No one: Suga: “Dead to me. Even if youre still alive” Might burn yall pics on his private snap to hide the hurt (he already went through his heartbreak stage where he was all sad.)

Semi: Ex Bitches // Cash Ali- now this one probably dont make sense but lets say he worked with a rapper to write this song. “All my exes falling in love” yeah he hides his heartbreak publicly. This song goes in on it being his fault yall broke up because he was to focussed on his career. He tried to make yall be great together but emotionally stunted from a grown up too focused on his career? GTG and says u left him. This dont go with the rest of these but yeah. He says this his best written song

a/n: yeah semis seemed so lazy but ya girl dont really know how to write him at all. ive never written them last 3. this also took days because i couldnt come up with songs tf

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Love and Mischief (Pt.1)

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Being rich had perks, that was a given. Virgil could get whatever he wanted, his identity wasnt questioned because of his prominence, and he hardly had to do anything for himself.

Of course, a sixteen year old boy should hardly have that much power, so Virgil's father Janus had him under constant surveillance, much to Virgil's chagrine.

But he still managed to get himself into trouble by nightfall. Flirting with boys in shady nightclubs, giving away his cash on stupid bets, it was all fun and games to him. There were only two people on the estate that he couldnt seem to get past, his personal servants Jekyll and Hyde. The two were twins, and very good lie detectors.

"I've been in bed all night! Look! The pillows are messed up and theres a dent right there!" Virgil said, pointing to a spot at the center of the bed that he'd dug in to pretend he hadnt spent the whole night down town.

Jekyll raised an eyebrow, a smile crossing over his thin face.

"Very well Mr. Bellamy, then I suppose you'll be perfectly fine to join your father for dinner in a few minutes," Hyde said, also smiling. The two of them left the room, Virgil letting out an exhausted groan. He changed into a sleeveless purple top, or would be sleeveless were it not for his binder providing the illusion of straps, black skinny jeans, and matching black boots. He yawned and stretched and ruffled his hair in the mirror before opening the door.

"Good morning Virgil," said Janus as Virgil settled into his seat.

"Morning dad," Virgil replied quickly before diving into the plate of pancakes in front of him.

"Virgil, moderation," Janus warned, without looking up from his newspaper. Virgil made a noise somewhere between a groan and a snarl.

"I've got my lawyer coming over this week to discuss your inheritance once you turn eighteen," Janus said, setting down the newspaper.

"That's not for another two years! And either way it's not like I can leave the estate," Virgil said, rolling his eyes slightly.

"Its still important to have in line," Janus replied. They continued on with their conversations, Virgil making sure to leave out any incriminating details from after 10pm.

Soon enough it was that time of the night again, Virgil dressed himself in silk and lace, using a chain of tied together scarves to lower himself to the ground, rushing off to the nearest taxi.

Virgil felt much more at home in the night club than he ever did at the mansion. Whereas the mansion was quiet and boring, the club was loud and chaotic, and rather than restrict him, the boys here were just as wild as he was.

"Well what do we have here?" Virgil felt someones arms around his neck, and a voice whispering in his ear.

"A little mouse partying with the cats hm?" Another boy sat in front of Virgil, he was dressed in black and green, and he had a mustache on his face, and striking red eyes.

"I think hes been here before, doesnt seem very nervous," said the voice of the boy leaning his head on Virgil's shoulder. Virgil darted his eyes to the side to get a better look at him, this boy had green eyes, though his eyelids were nearly closed over them, and there was a lazy smirk on his face.

"For cats, you dont scare me very much," Virgil said, smiling. Both boys sat on either side of him on the couch, each leaning back against him.

"Oh really?" Said the one with green eyes, a slight growl in his voice that sent shivers down Virgil's spine.

"I've met worse," Virgil shrugged.

"But have you ever met alley cats?" Said the boy with the mustache.

"No I cant say I have," Virgil said, taking another sip from his drink.

"Well, we happen to be the top of the chain out here," said the green-eyed boy, resting his head in Virgil's lap. Virgil looked down at him, the same smirk still present on his face.

"Look more bottom of the chain to me," the crimson-haired boy made an offended noise, his brother letting out a laugh.

"Virgil Bellamy," Virgil said, setting his glass down and leaning on the arm rest next to the red-eyed boy.

"Remus and Roman Kingsley," both boys said in unison. Roman sat back up again, clearly annoyed with his lack of attention.

"Well, alley cats, I'm afraid your little mouse has to scatter," Virgil said, placing a kiss on each of their lips before disappearing into the fray of the party, and out the door, back into the stifling reality of his life.

Virgil hadnt expected to see the twins again, yet they seemed to seek him out every time he showed up at the club.

He didnt mind this, in fact he practically lived for the attention of the twins, for the games they'd play when no one was there to tell them what sixteen year old boys should be spending time on.

What he hadn't expected was for them to follow him home. He'd been standing at the balcony, overlooking the mountains in the distance, when he saw something out of the corner of his eye. He looked to the side, and there they were.

"Roman! Remus!" Virgil hopped off of the balcony, landing safely in Roman's arms.

"Surprised to see us little mouse?" Remus said, grinning.

"I must say this wasnt an expected visit," Virgil said with a grin.

"Took us ages to find you, theres so many big houses in this neighborhood," Roman said, setting Virgil back on the ground.

"So are you gonna show us around Virgie or are we just gonna stand here?" Remus said. This caused Virgil to stiffen slightly.

"I'm uh- not sure that's a good idea," he said quietly, fidgeting with his hands.

"Awe cmon Virgie! You're always so fun at the club!" Remus said, taking one of Virgil's hands in his and spinning him slightly.

"I mean they cant be that stuffy if they let you dress this hot," Roman said, gesturing to Virgil's crop top and, had he not been wearing black leggings under them, very short jeans.

"Oh they arent necessarily stuffy- just- over protective and completely unaware I got clubbing when I should be asleep," Virgil said, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Virgil!" Virgil froze as he heard Hyde's voice from upstairs, and he would rather have melted than face what happened next.

"And who are these two?" Jekyll's voice sounded from the balcony.

"Just leaving!" Roman and Remus said in unison, fleeing the scene as fast as possible.

Virgil felt as if he'd been punched in the chest as he was helped back up to the balcony, and even worse as he saw the smirks on Jekyll and Hyde's faces.

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Coffee shop AU: Who is the barista, and who frequents the coffee shop?

Rhys is a barista trying to pay bills and a rundown coffee shop and it SUCKS until Samuel walks in and asks for enough coffee to kill every loving human on earth. Well. Ok. It definitely weirds Rhys out with how Samuel goes into lengthy speeches about his inventions or incredibly depressing talk about hell.

But god he's cute and Rhys loves how Samuel purrs when he gets coffee and the amount of cash Rhys gets when he leaves. It gets better when Samuel mostly comes at night and stutters and walks into a wall thr first time Rhys flirts with him.

Highschool/College AU: Who is the straight-A student, and who’s the backrow slacker?

Samuel is that prick who always reminds the teacher of due homework. Yeah sure, that history paper was only three pages but who cares if he did ten? He wants to do well so that Phil isn't the one who his father is most proud of in the family. He wants to be noticed, needs to be noticed for what he could be one day.

Rhys hates him. God, is there nothing worse than a know it all? The only thing that makes it worse is the fact that Samuel is a cute nerd that makes Rhys wanna bully or kiss him. They get assigned a project together and its hell until Samuel starts to realise why Rhys hates school, the pressure of being a mutant and being seen as stupid. Similarly Rhys sees the pressure Samuel puts himself under to be good enough and well...at least there's a chance of finally being able to shit the nerd up in a kiss.

Rivals to loves AU: Who takes their rivalry seriously, and who is half in it just to push the other’s buttons? 

Rhys thinks that the Leader is just an undersized loser who tries too hard. Yes he's brilliant but he ain't tough shit, Rhys has seen Leader without his heeled shoes before. Of course, Rhys knows that he isn't that impressive either, but it's still funny to tease Leader and to hear the other man squawk in offence.

Leader....oh boy he is determined to show Rhys that he is the true superior mastermind, not Magneto or Mystique. Rhys is a fool who should recognise the fact that Samuel is a very impressive villain and therefore should stop teasing and flirting with him! They're enemies! Can Rhys stop smiling so sweetly and making innuendos of everything??? God, he makes Samuel want to press the absolute dolt to a wall and make him see that Leader clearly someone to not mess around and flirt carelessly with.

Enemies to lovers AU: Which one switches sides? 

Hitting it a bit different here!! Rhys is a master thief, someone trained to use his shadows and cute face to get anything he wants. Samuel is a hard cracking detective who is determined to work long nights and to finally figure out who this apprentice thief is. Little does he know that said thief often likes to come and visit the agency, doing some filework and essentially being the reason that Samuel still lives thanks to coffee and the occasional healthy meal.

Of course, Rhys knows that Samuel is both highly intelligent and....a dumbass. Which shouldn't be as cute or appealing as it is, but Rhys finds himself...actually wanting to be helpful when Samuel has a migraine or blushing when Samuel says that he's going to marry Rhys for bringing him coffee. And maybe Rhys sends Samuel a mysterious bouquet that's from the "Midnight Stealer" and perhaps he lives to hear the flustered shriek when Samuel finds them.

Soulmate AU: Who is eager to meet their soulmate? Who absolutely does not want to meet their soulmate? 

It sounds a bit silly to say that Rhys held out onto the idea of a soulmate, more so when Blue died and she hadn't been his soulmate. Fuck fate and all that, but it's still something that runs on his brain when he's alone. Honestly, I think it would be really neat if it was one of those soulmate aus where you can feel your soulmate die and Rhys is the lucky ass who gets a soulmate that dies multiple times.

Anyway, Samuel sees the flaws in soulmates. He's been to hell and back and he rules it with a green fists. Soulmates are for the living and he lost that a long time ago. It doesn't stop fate from giving him Rhys though and Samuel now spends most of his time panicked and staying away from the other man, less Rhys somehow picks up that they're meant to be together as nature has decreed. He does a pretty good job of it until Rhys, stubborn beloved brat, decides that enough is enough and he will confront Samuel on why he always seems to avoid him.

Samuel wishes deprately he wasn't attracted to such stubbornness.

Single parent AU: Which one is the single parent? (Alt. if they’re both single parents: Which one is open to starting a new relationship from the start? Which one is never planning on finding love again… Until they meet the other and are instantly smitten?)

Rhys really isn't...prepared for the little mute girl to start following him about but. Ok. In his defense he does try to loose her but then the worry of a lost child sets in, especially when said little girl opens her mouth and a small noise of surprise is enough to almost make the windows shatter. Rhys is an early father at the age of meeting his new daughter for five seconds.

Of course, Samuel comes running, out pf breath and now seriously considering doing some of those exercises Red keeps telling him about. He isn't even suspicious of Rhys at first because...well, the man looks like a human Daisy and he can smell the intentions off him. Rhys gasps in offense and Coral is just having a wonderful time right now until she gets grounded for wondering off from her uncle.

Samuel is rather smitten by the man who handled a mute 8 year old rather well and...coffee is always a good way to repay people. Rhys is more than happy to get to know the cute man who is still slightly wheezing, especially when he learn that this isn't the first time his niece Coral has wondered away from him. Samuel is cute and more than willing to do anything reasonable to repay Rhys for looking after someone so precious to him and of course Rhys wants dinner with Samuel because he isn't a clown much and knows not to resist a cute guy who wears leather pants in his free time?

Doctor AU: Which one is the longsuffering doctor? Which one is the patient? 

People in the institute aren't well. Rhys knows that so far it has been the doctors, ever since the new guy has shown up, deadly quiet but malice practically written into the air. People get sick and they die and only a few patients have suffered this fate but almost every doctor has gotten ill. He keeps hearing about how they need to use stronger collars or medicines to keep Sterns calm but nothing seems to work. The only time he sees Sterns is when they roll past a body bag that has the man's shape and even then it couldnt have been him, Sterns was walked past Rhys's cell later that night!

They eventually get out. Rhys's own doctor can't lay a single finger on him before he starts vomiting and dies after Rhys kills him for all the previous pain he was forced to be induced to. Everyone is free and Blue dies but then Sterns is there, keeping the collar and bracelets and anklets on for whatever reason and he's telling Rhys he can bring her back. He isn't sure if he believes Samuel but then when the other man starts muttering about how he's going to have to travel and blow himself up again, Rhys needs to come with him.

He isn't quite sure what Samuel is yet. But he definitely isn't human and he isn't good for anyone involved. Which is why Rhys deems him the best choice to tag along with. Samuel seems to know what he's doing and when Rhys let's loose the raccoon eyes...well, he kinda likes the way Samuel suddenly stutters and looks away while letting Rhys do what he wants. He's already been charmed for weeks now.

Bodyguard AU: Who is the bodyguard? Who are they protecting? Which one is secretly pining for the other? 

Samuel disagrees with the idea that he needs a bodyguard. His body gives off enough radiation and be can come back from the dead! But apparently that isn't good enough for being left alone in an entire X-men college isn't acceptable. Cue Rhys being left with Samuel since he's nocturnal and now he's faced with someone he might not see or hear for three hours and then find out that Samuel was fast asleep in the lab where he's helping develop Krakoa flowers.

Samuel on the other hand? Holy shit. Cute man they told was to protect him or to make sure that he doesn't do anything shady. He doesn't seem to get weirded out when Samuel purrs or falls asleep midway through work, only concerned. That's why it comes to his attention that obviously Rhys perhaps needs to be charmed or convinced that Samuel, everthe brilliant light he is, should try and get Rhys to come to Vista Verde with him, where the beautiful man would be muh more appeared there!

Pirate AU: Who is the pirate? Who is the member of the royal family who did not sign up for this? 

The plan that ends with prince Rhys being kidnapped is brilliant and some of Samuel's best work alongside Red. The only thing he didn't account for was how thrilled Rhys actually is once the other man realises that he was on a pirate ship. Freedom! Adventure! Pretty men in beautiful pirate clothes! Its every horny prince's dream and Rhys makes quick work of letting Samuel know that.

God help Samuel when Rhys gets something more befitting of a pirate when they all realise that his family aren't going to pay the fees. He looks so cute AND hot in tight pants and bellowy shirts and know Samuel is going to wheeze over the ship, but not long before Rhys starts wanting sword fighting lessons from Samuel....personal close lessons.

Childhood best friends AU: Which one was super obviously in love with the other the whole time? Who was oblivious until they were older?

Rhys was very adoring of Samuel as a kid. He didn't seem to care about what Rhys is and he was just thrilled that he had someone close to his own age that he could sit down with and share animal facts. They were close friends for years before Samuel's mother went "missing" and he moved back to Hawaii for his father's work.

And it isn't years later that Rhys tuns into a short green man who is seemingly delighted to see him for whatever reason. Samuel on the other hand can't stop purring as he rambles because Rhys is beautiful and he smells wonderful and Samuel only snort-purrs harder when it finally clicks and his face lights up at his only childhood friend.

Red chucks a pillow and tells them to get a room while Leader shrieks and Rhys giggles.

[cawcawpeasants]

Hi it's me I'm new but can you do one we're asta joins the Dark triad and how whould they treat him I know it's stupid but I couldn't think of any thing else

Hey there love. Thank you for all your kind messages, they really made me happym so I wanted to return your kindness by getting my butt out of this slump!! And sorry for the wait, I was on an excavation, but now I have Internet again and I had a long time to think about this.

So, this could be a relly great Idea for a kickass AU work. Like, what if Asta met the dark triad early on in the story, lets say even before the magic knights entrance exam. Canonically he met Fanzel around that time, too, so we’re even going to place this happening before all that. 

It starts with the big What If the Spade people had their Informationnetwork better under control and had way better spies than they appear to have right now (cause yall, how coukd they have missed Asta. He was in the Newspaper for gods sake. How bad a spy do you have to be to miss that? And for a warmongering nation, they really are way too uninformed about strenghts and their enemies. Little pet peeve of mine.) 

BUT! Now, they hear of this kid who got a great and strong grimoire in a place where that doesnt happen. First they hear all about Yuno and are like, yeah, okay, new blimp on the radar, we gotta calculate this new potentially powerful enemy in, and then they get the news of Asta and how he came to have a weird and shady 5 leaf clover grimoire. And now at least Dantes interest is piqued. 

So, they decide to check it out, cause who might that be? Which Demon has found a new host? And how did it happen without them hearing about a big catastrophic event in Clover, which is usually Zagreds, the word demons, preferred method of getting what he wants, 

Things are so interesting that the Zogratis siblings go on a road trip together, to find out more and maybe cause some menace on the way, in case they get bored. Its gonna be prime family bonding time!

They meet Asta under the skull, where he always trains, and they see him basically just lugging this big sword around but...not using either magic or the devils power. Something is weird here. Vanica also comments that the kid is kinda hunky with some nice features, but kinda veery very tiny, and she loses a bit of interest already. Zenon appreciates a dude who knows his workout, but the no magic factor makes him think of Asta as kinda weak, way too weak to be a Devil host, and he tells  Dante that it might be a fluke, that their information was wrong, and that they should just go and find the responsible spy and torture him, for having them come out all this way just to see a kid play at being a knight and yell a lot. 

Dante still has an uneasy feeling, that it might be a little more than just that, but he also has to agree that Asta has not shown any sign of devil powers, so he cant even ask lucifero which Demon slipped past their Network and got stranded in Clover, and this part of clover of all places too. Really, no self respecting lord of hell would do this to themselves, not even Zagred who maybe got a little desperate over the millenia.

Just as they are about to turn and leave, a voice comes up to them, asking them what they are doing. and yes, it comes up to them, cause they are in their usual and very very stealthy and absolutely not suspicious manner flying half a kilometre over the ground, maybe a little to the left, so they are guarded by the shades of the columns, and bickering with each other about first going to torture the spies, or getting something to eat before that. Just ye normal roadtrip talks.

Anyways, Asta heard them or sensed them (my boys instincts are crazy, like damn), and his gut feeling tells him something is off wht the weirdly fancy dressed floating strangers with seemingly cold eyes and spade-symbols and regalia all on them. He might not be the smartest noodle in the pot, but even he knows when he sees people in a place they dont belong.

Yeah, so, from here on out things can go a great many ways, Zenon would probably suggest they get rid of him and also that would make at least for a little amusement for now. Vanica would probably agree, cause at least they would be doing ANYTHing but staying there and doing nothing but watch a little boy. Or they could get some snacks, shes kinda hungry, for the 300th time today. 

Dante tho, he still wants his questions answered. So why not ask? He floats down towards Asta, and is all like, Hello there young man, that is a fine sword youre having there, pray tell where did you get that?

And Asta is like, wow, someone likes my sword? And this little angel boy just happily wants to help people, especially those 3 nobles who seem like they got hella damn lost (and not like they are a nightmare for many captains and Julius, I mean, can you imagine all the work thats gonna have to happen, when they find out that the dark triad can just enter Clover all willy nilly?? Oh, Marx is gonna haunt them with papers for months! And Augustus voice is gonna shriek through all the castle in that unbeliievable high octave about how useless they all are, and yeah, things just aint gonna be great, but Asta doesnt know, this blessed summer child is not the brightest light at times)

Cause sister lily and father Orsi raised him right he shows Dante all about his sword and his grimoire, and Dante sees it and probably goes like !!!. And then he knows that Asta really is a demons host, but he doesnt seem to have realized it himself. How strange. He tries to ask Asta a few questions, but the kiddo just really doesnt know a thing and after a while of talking around the topic, he tries the more direct route

“Say Boy, have you ever heard a Voice inside your head? Telling you things about your magic and what to do?”

“Yeah, Yuno says thats called thinking and that people should do that more often.”

“...right. But was there one besides the regular Voice you hear when you think?”

“No? Was there supposed to be one before I got the grimoire?”

“...Nevermind”

Asta also couldnt remember ever seeing a weird figure, well not specifically because “not before you guys showed up. I think the weirdest figure is probably Yuno, way too damn handsome that jerk!”

Or sensing another Magic mingle with his, “What do you mean this isnt my magic?”

Finally, Dante asks Asta if he ever heard about the Devil, and “Yeah of course, I was raised in a church, and Sister Lily tells us all the best good night stories! Im gonna mary one day and then we tell each other all those every night!!” And then Asta got stuck thinking about his sister Lily,and Dante had to realize that its no use. 

He could now either kidnap Asta and train him under the dark triad, or he could leave him be and keep his tabs on the strange kid with big dreams. Yeah, well, kidnapping Asta is, if the conversation with him was any clue, not gonna be an easy and quiet thing, and its gonna be a political mess, a headache to boot too. Also Zenon and Vanica are probably going to try kill Asta if he gets too much for them anyways, so i would be useless. He sighed, and shook his head, and shot Asta a fake smile

“Thank you for answering all my questions, boy, have a nice training session for whatever it is youre trying o achieve here.”

“Oh, Im training to become a Magic knight in a few months!”

“Ah”

“Im gonna become the Wizard king! (✧ ∇ ✧)”

“...Well, good luck with that, Im going home now”

“Thank you, also your friends left like 20 minutes ago”

Cue unhappy Dante. But at least they learned something...I think? And they went and cleaned up that Information pipe line real quick and then got something to eat.

Yeah so, I tried. Im still not back to peak form, but this was fun! Poor Dante was probably hella frustrated afterwards, but Asta really jsut doesnt know xD and later on, Asta is constantly wih people who are pretty sure to recognize the Spade royalty. I mean, they dont make it particulary hard. And Asta has his goal set, and he takes the most direct route to get there.

im pretty sure, as things are now, Zenon and Vanica are going to be way more interested too, but I really need to know a lot more about Vanica. 

Anyways, hope you enjoyed, and thank you again for sending me those words of encouragement! Have a lovely day!!

[microfeelings]

You know I just realized how rude of me it was to just post the fantasy AU and never elaborate further on, so I'll do my best to write down the most important things from this universe (no timeline because lmao how does a timeline even work)

For Arin it would be the fact that he grew up on a tribe of half orcs, (his mother is a druid orc, and takes care of the horses that help them move around, his father is an elven bard, and because of this he looks less orcish and more femenine than other half-orcs his age, it bothers him at first but he learns to live with it) and when he is of age decides to leave to experience the world on his own and find a meaning to being alive, (he feels like he needs to find a purpose) trains as a barbarian, but leaves before finishing his training and starts taking adventures for money, (freelance adventurer babyy) at this time he cuts off his long hair and buffs out(is that the word??) his tusks (cause he believes hes not that good for his orc part), thats when he meets Ross, (who is trying to kill him but this doesnt bother the man) they travel together for a couple of years and then Ross leaves him for some pirates in the ocean (Or something like that?? Unclear undecided lmao). Then Dan comes into the equation, not much later Suzy, then Ross (who is kind of an on and off character traveling with them), and Brian (same with Ross, but hes justified because he has a family)

The story with Dan is more complicated (and angstier oh yeah). I still havent worked on his whole childhood part, but on his 150 and beyond he was kind of a free spirit, traveling as a bard, with literally anyone who might wanna join, meeting lots of people and sleeping around, he was more of a lover and the works he took were more on the entartaining side than the slaying, he lived without much care up until he was 200 when he met a tiefling lady whom he fell in love with and was decided he wanted to marry, the problem is that they had different views on life (since she was ready to settle down, meanwhile Dan was more of a "keep seeing the world"), even tho he was ready to leave it for her she told him to keep traveling and that she was going to be waiting for him when he was done. At this time (look you really must have bad luck Dan) he fell ill and into a coma of 50 years, when he woke up he found himself in a world where a lot of things had changed, and the woman he loved was dead. Devastated and with nowhere to go he just decided to keep working and travelling, so he joined a band of mercenaries where he met Brian, altho kind of violent (on Brian's side), they hit it off inmediatly and became very close, enough so that Brian presented him to his family, still Dan felt that he needed to keep travelling to fill the void he felt in his heart (and also because Brian was a human, and he couldnt bare the thought of losing him as well, and it was easier to just avoid it by leaving even if it made him feel like a coward). Then he met Arin, Suzy and Ross (I feel like their adventures all together deserve a different post)

Suzy is also kind of a work in progress (I still havent completely decided what drove her to leave her forest so the story might change from post to post). She lived in the forest her whole life (childhood undecided) and when she was around 200 met Arin when he was a teen, they became friends and Arin basically talked his whole life with her, eventually Arin left and Suzy kept living in the forest until a village started growing just outside it and started being rude and mindless on how they treated her forest, so she decided to talk to the townsfolk, they ignored her so she resolved into using fear tactics and that worked for a while, but now her forest was known as a dangerous place where no smart person went, aka a perfect place for mercenaries and other shady groups. She went to the town asking for help but people were either afraid or mad at her (Suzy is not having a nice day) but thankfully Arin and Dan were passing through town when she went to the folk so they decided to help her (sweet reunion between Arin and Suzy <3 the man has bad memory but he still remembered his childhood best friend, also she looks the exact same so... kinda hard to miss, Suzy has thoughts about the beard but this post is not about that). Still not decided why she left the forest (by all acounts it doesnt make sense, but I wanted her traveling with the boys) maybe she convinces the townsfolk to treat the forest better or something cheesy like that lmao.

From this point on the stories become less and less thought out

Ross as a tiefling was always an outcast, and you know what they say, treat someone like a monster and they will become one, he became a warlock at an early age (undecided but he was young) to a demon who would ask him all sorts of favors, one of them being killing Arin: the one favor Ross failed to do, because after trying to murder the man they both got into a life threatening sittuation where Arin saved his life and Ross thought "oh fuck, hes nice". They began travelling together and tho Ross tried to kill Arin a couple more times, tho he could never comit and ended up leaving him so the demon wouldnt find him (or something, how has the demon not killed Ross yet? Loophole! What loophole? I dont know, I havent thought about it yet). He left to travel the seas for a while and met a bunch of people but eventually came back to land and back to traveling with Arin because no one was as cool as him (I guess?) Gets along with Suzy and Brian cause they're scary, and likes to mess with Dan cause its really easy to do (and also because hes jealous of his relationship with Arin lmao) but they get along when its necessary.

Brian's whole life before joining the mercenary is a whole mystery, nobody knows anything about the man, the only person who knows his backstory is Dan, but even he is unsure because he always changes the story (one of them is the true one, which one Danny boy?). All everyone knows it that after Dan left the mercenary group, Brian wanted to retire as well, but the leader wouldnt let him since he was one of the best in their group, and threatened to get his wife and child if he left, so he took one last job to kill a certain Half-orc (everyone wants Arin death, why? I dont know) and after that went as well as expected (lots of knives, Dan trying to convince both Arin and Brian not to kill each other), the group decided to help Brian kill his own mercenary group. He sometimes joins the group on some adventures (Brian's house is one of their many 'safe houses') still enjoys to sometimes stab Dan and Arin, but knows better not to mess with a fucking druid and warlock

Also if you wanna write or draw related to this au, I will love you forever, you can tag it as fantasy grumps, or tag me (but honestly I dont trust tumblr, so you can just message me about it)

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{Regular Inspired AU x NCT 127} Mark Lee

tw: weapons mention, violence mention, be warned. everything written here is a work of FICTION, and does not in anyway reflect reality  an: please read the introduction to this au first so you understand :-) 

“i said i was going to keep you safe. i couldnt even do that.”

“i choose mark.” 

you pick confidently, assured that out of this whole bunch there’s only one other person who seems to be sane just like you

and if anything, you don’t assume mark is part of any of the super dangerous super illegal stuff

he’s practically a young kid like you, the only thing is that he seems like he’s got way more money than you

damn that big watch should have been a red flag

mark steps up, happy with your decision as he helps you off the table

“since we’re both interns, we can just help around the marketing department together.”

doyoung and jungwoo step closer and out of nowhere you feel doyoung lift a strand of your hair up for a moment

mark puts a hand out to push doyoung’s palm away, asking “doyoung, what are you doing?”

but doyoung just stares down at it and answers blankly

“are you jealous if i do this, mark?”

“jealous - what are you talking about!!?! it’s just making them uncomfortable you really shouldn’t just touch people!!”

johnny swishes his champagne glass as he strolls by and drops close to whisper in your ear

“don’t make our little mark fall in love with you, he’ll absolutely and utterly end up losing his mind!”

mark clenches his fist, chasing after johnny who gets out of the room laughing 

jaehyun shrugs

“stick with mark from now on. and don’t you dare try to tell anyone about what’s going on here.”

taeyong walks by without a word, sicheng gives a little wave, and yuta points between you and mark with a devilish grin

it feels less like you’ve just wandered into an underground hub of crime,,,,and more like your first day in some high school club

when mark returns, he tells you that jaehyun has called a cab to get you home

“so,,,,,,do i just keep showing up to work like nothing is going on?”

mark presses the button for the elevator and gives you a sort of apologetic smile

“basically. hopefully these couple of months won’t be too crazy. the jung family has lots of enemies and people are always looking to start trouble but ill make sure to keep you out of it.”

you’re quiet, getting into the elevator with mark and taking the chance to study his profile

he looks just so,,,,,,,innocent 

so naive, vulnerable, and young

you think that if he were to turn to you and start laughing, telling you this was all one big joke

you might believe him

but your eyes drop down the to expensive watch, to the memory of him and jungwoo talking outside about danger and guns

and it’s all real 

you’re here with mark lee and he,,,,,,,,,,,,,he just might be deadly

mark walks you to the cab, opening the door and acknowledging the driver with a nod

he says he’ll see you in the morning and you agree

the entire drive home you clutch the side of your seat belt and think to yourself about the fact that the driver doesn’t even ask for your address. or your name. or mark’s name. he just pulls up in front of your building and raspily informs you 

he’ll pick you up for work at eight

the next day back at jung enterprises, you’re sweating even more than your first

and not because you want to impress or not trip or hopefully become liked by the staff

it’s because you keep getting glimpses of everyone you met yesterday

they’re all acting normal, like they’re going about their business 

but you know that there’s more

but only you know, the people at the desk a couple of feet don’t

mark seems to sense your nervousness - he keeps trying to kindly distract you with useless work

“can you help me copy these?” “doyoung asked if you could get him some lunch” “let’s re-file this, it’s out of order”

you know that all the tasks you’re being issued don’t actually have to be done

that when mark steps away to go to the bathroom or talk to a co-worker, he’s really making a call about the real “business” or discussing something shady in the corners of the office

but you have to sit there, stamping envelopes or waiting on the printer as if you are just the intern

as if you and mark are just ,,,, interns

about a week in, jungwoo finds you alone by the coffee machine and when you brush fingertips over the sugar

you feel his dark eyes hover on you for a moment too long

before he doesn’t say word and turns to walk away

every moment you feel like you’re being watched, being analyzed 

it’s so much to bare - even though nothing happens

you’re not incapacitated, you’re not involved in any fights, you never even see whatever illegal business is going on

you never even see any money

and mark keeps doing his best to keep it just that way

which you really appreciate but also,,,,,you keep telling yourself to remember that this is kind of his job

his task if you will

and that you should look at his kindness as a part of his responsibility 

and not like he actually cares for you

the thought hurts more than you think it would,,,,it was at first just a brush off like “oh i can be pretend nice too”

but if genuine mark is so giving and sweet

it’d be hard to resist you think

“let me take you to lunch!”

mark offers, almost a month in of your “pretend internship”

you shake your head

“it’s fine, i know babysitting me is already boring en-”

“hey, im not babysitting anyone. you’re keeping up the end of your deal to keep quiet and im just here to make sure you’re safe. plus, i want to take you to lunch because you’re fun to talk to, not because of anything else”

you look up, smiling a little 

“you think im fun to talk to?”

mark scratches the back of his neck shyly but nods

“of course, you’d be surprised but ,,,,, normal conversations with you are a real breath of fresh air.”

you laugh, even though the thought of mark finding your normal conversations as intriguing is a little weird - but finally you agree

and mark takes you to this little restaurant a couple of blocks from the jung building

in which you two just talk,,,,,,about normal things,,,,,,about your ambitious and your future plans

and it feels like,,,you two are just people - like everyone else

and the whole situation you’d found about doesn’t exist

mark is in the middle of asking you about a hobby when someones large hand drops onto his slender shoulder

you look up, startled 

but mark’s expression just goes blank

“why isn’t this our little prince, little prince lee?”

“the boss thought you ran away from seoul for sometime, but turns out you’re just out here having dinner with-”

the second person who doesn’t have their hand on mark gives you a once over

“having dinner with commoners?”

you don’t know if you should be offended or just confused

mark shrugs the hand off his shoulder but doesnt turn to answer the two hefty men

they’re dressed in open satin shirts and dress pants

on both their hands are large, elaborate tiger tattoos and the character for ‘lee’ marked up in red, glaring ink

“did my father send you?”

mark finally asks and you feel the blood in your body go cold

“no, no. you know the boss doesn’t have time to be chasing you around. especially after you sold out to the jungs.”

a disgusted tone accompanies the word ‘jungs’ and then suddenly one of the men is looking your way

“is this person,,,,,,,,,one of those filthy cockroaches who works for that family too?”

mark’s grip on his dinner knife is so hard his knuckles turn white

“don’t address them. tell my father i don’t wish to see him or his goons around anymore.”

“this is a public restaurant, marky. and your father isn’t around to defend you so you better watch your tone.”

the hand clamps back on mark’s shoulder and squeezes it

“but we will tell the boss we saw his son. and that he was with,,,,,”

you shudder when they both glare at you and one of them smiles to reveal a mouth with one gleaming golden tooth

“whats your name little thing?”

“dont answer them.”

mark hisses and the two men laugh as they lean forward

you’re frozen as their large faces get closer and they whisper

“our apologizes for interrupting your date with the son of our boss, but you do understand we just had to say our hellos.”

you don’t say anything. you don’t even move.

not until the two men excuse themselves and mark’s knife and fork clatter loudly onto his plate

“w-who were th-”

you start, but mark stands and grabs your wrist as he tugs you out of the restaurant, throwing a wad of bills at the host as you storm by

you’re disorientated, but you realize that something in mark has changed

when he stops, you two are standing in the middle of the alley between the restaurant and the street

and you are about to ask your question again

when mark slams his hand against the side of the building

the sound is painful, but mark just keeps his fist clenched and he’s holding so hard that the veins on his arm start to become visible

there’s nothing soft and sweet about him like usual

instead he’s just angry - an aura of almost seething rage comes from his back

you stay silent, until he turns around 

“this is going to be a problem now.”

“w-what is?”

mark lets out a breath and instead of answering you he fishes his phone out of his jacket pocket and brings it up to his ear

“jungwoo? yeah, it’s me. listen my family is in town and im going to have to take care of that before it gets out of hand.”

you look both ways around you, the alley is dark and it’s only you and mark but suddenly you get the jittery feeling that you’re being watched

“you know what my father is like, if he finds out that im - no no don’t send yuta or taeyong out. yes i have my gun. that’s not the point, the point is if my father finds out i was with someone, they’re going to be a target and you know the situation already -”

mark looks up and you’re still distracted by your creepy feeling that you don’t notice his eyes on you

his slow scan up and down your figure before he bits back his lip and looks back down

“my father will try to take them. they’ll send someone after them. im going to keep them at my place for now.”

there’s a moment of muttering from mark and when you focus back on him

you see him slip his phone from his ear and reach out

“im going to need you to stay with me from now on.”

“haven’t i already been with you this whole time?”

“no, im going to need you to stay with me twenty four seven now.”

there isn’t much explanation from mark about why you’ve turned from just the intern he had to keep an eye on to his very own house guest

mark just says that your safety is in danger tenfold now

and not because of the jungs, but because of mark’s own family

you don’t get it - you have a million questions

but mark doesn’t really seem to want to let you know anything else

just that you have ten minutes to pack your things, come back down to the cab, and let him whisk you away to where ever it is that he lives

you’re pulling your travel suitcase out of the closet when you suddenly stop and think

is this safe? he says im in danger, but he’s dangerous too,,,,,,,

but it’s mark. a whole month has passed and this is the only time you’ve ever even see him freak out

is his family also involved in something illegal? did mark leave his family to work for jaehyun’s dad,,,,,,

theres a swift clicking sound and you hear the door to your apartment open

mark announces that it’s just him and you walk out to see him touching the plant that’s in your hallway

“the door was locked,,,,”

mark gives you a sad smile

“yeah, i picked it with my credit card. sorry if that’s rude.”

you don’t even have a response, you just go back to your bedroom, toss what you have from your closet into the suit case and lug it out into the hall

mark picks it up easily and you protest, saying it’s heavy

to which mark just smiles at you again 

“you’re already going through a lot, let me help you however i can.”

his eyes have returned to a soft, warm brown - not the narrowed and paranoid blown out darkness that they had been at the restaurant 

you find yourself following him outside, wishing and hoping that he’ll stay like this

kind, sweet, nice mark

but the unnerving feeling in your stomach is that - he won’t

the cab pulls up to a tall, glass building full of luxury condos

mark lives on the top floor and when you walk in the first thing you notice is 

tigers

everywhere

there are statues of tigers made of jade and onyx and even diamond on almost every surface of the house

a portrait of a man who looks like an older version of mark hangs up in the spacious, but minimal living room

and everything else that doesn’t have tigers on it

is a clean, untouched white

it’s as if no one even lives here - that’s how spotless it is 

“you can sleep in my bedroom.”

mark tosses off his jacket and undoes the first two buttons of his shirt

you stand there, sweating in your own office clothes, not sure if you can even move a muscle 

afterall 

you’re in ,,,,, mark’s house,,,,,,,,,, alone,,,,,,,with him 

but mark tells you to make yourself at home and disappears into one of the doors in the hall

you take your shoes off, placing them by the door and walk slowly across the apartment 

the tiger statues watch as you look out of the window, as you pass by the kitchen which looks like its never been used before, and finally when you sit down like a timid lonely child on the sofa in the living room

you faintly hear mark talking from the room he’s in and then,,,,,,,,there’s a knock on the door

before you can thoughtlessly get up to see who it is

mark rushes out of the room, barks for you to get down on the floor and pulls his handgun from his waistband

he points it at the door and you duck, blood frozen in your veins, behind the sofa

there is a second knock a moment later

“mark, open up.”

“who is it?”

“who do you think? jungwoo said you didn’t want me to come, but i came anyway. i brought doyoung too.”

you hear mark move closer and closer to the door

till it clicks open and you hear mark sigh

“why are you two here?”

“you know why, but more importantly where is my favorite cute little intern!”

yuta’s voice fills in the apartment and before you can uncurl yourself from your hiding place

he’s already found you 

“why there you are~ come to me, you must be so tired of being ignored and mistreated by mark~ yuta knows what will cheer you up~”

his long, slender fingers reach out and brush past your hair

he grins, with almost a fox like quality as he helps you up and back onto the couch

he sits too close to comfort and continues to eye you like some kind of overtly delicious dessert 

doyoung walks over past mark and takes a seat opposite you in the lounge chair

his eyes stare blankly at you

“so what happened exactly?”

he asks, but not you - he’s talking to mark

mark joins you on the couch, swatting at yuta’s hand before he answers

“it’s my dad. looks like the lee gang is back in town.”

“tsk,,,those guys are wild, no offense mark”

yuta coyly leans himself against you as he talks and mark grits his teeth

“none taken, you know why i left the family. they have no sense of mercy or boundaries. which is why,,,,,i think they’re going to come after them”

the them of course, is you

doyoung nods and shifts his focus back on you

“one of us should take over then.”

“ill do it!”

yuta volunteers, nearly cuddling into your arm

you feel both embarrassed and a little bit afraid 

but mark shoves him in the shoulder and yuta snips just like a disciplined  cat

“no, i think it’s best if they stay with me. ive been with them for a month. and if my dad sends anyone, ill know how to deal with it the best.”

doyoung brings his hands together on his lap

“well, why don’t we just ask them what they want”

all eyes turn to you and you swallow a lump in your throat

“i,,,,im not sure whats going on.”

“mark here is the son of a rival gangs leader, he’s the prince of the lee’s! destined to take over his fathers underground empire and defeat the jungs!”

yuta sings out, falling back against the couch dramatically

mark rolls his eyes at the gesture

“it’s not like that. i am the son of another famous gang leader, but i abandoned them. they just,,,,,,,,,,don’t have any rules and im not -”

“mark isn’t ruthless. he just likes to make money like the rest of us.”

doyoung finishes and the leans forward

“so here’s the situation, you can stay with him like you have been. or you can choose one of us to take over.”

subconsciously you shift your weight over to mark and it makes him smile under his breath

“id like to stay with,,,,mark. unless-”

mark thinks of putting his hand over yours, he can see you’re slightly shaking

but thinks against it, not with the eyes of yuta and doyoung here

“unless im putting mark in more danger”

yuta’s laugh echoes through the walls and he puts his hand out to ruffle your hair

“you know nothing dear, worrying about the criminal and not yourself!”

“im sorry if this is insensitive to ask, but are you and mark romantically involved? why else would you be so-”

“NO!”

you exclaim and doyoung for the first time shows some sort of expression with a raise of his eyebrows

mark knows he’s going to get red so he just clears his throat and takes over

“listen, it’s not like that. but i think if anyone targets them from my family - ill know how to deal with it. that should be good enough, so just report that to jaehyun.”

yuta clicks his tongue

“oh we will, we’ll also report that you two are obviously head over heels for each other!”

and with that he springs up onto his feet, doyoung following suit

you’re too embarrassed by the sudden sentence to look up but you hear mark denying it and leading the other two men to the door

they say their goodbyes and mark doesn’t return to his spot by you

instead he mumbles that it’s been a long day and you should go get ready for bed

as he rushes by you and back into the room he’d been in before

it’s awkward, showering and getting ready to sleep in the home of someone whose essentially you’re co-worker

your cute co-worker,,,,,,,,your cute co-worker who is also sort of kind of a gang bosses son

plus there’s even a little tiger statue in the bathroom

you turn it away when you step into the shower

that night you lay in mark’s bed, which is too big for one person and the crisp sheets are cold on your skin

everything is scary and turning upside down in your head

but somehow,,,,you manage to fall asleep

for the next two weeks, mark does not leave your side

like ever

he’s more vigilant and protective then he ever was in the starting months

and so is everyone else

you notice you see taeyong hanging around you more often

and jaehyun keeps pulling mark to the side for updates on the lee gang’s movements

you notice switchblade sicheng safely tucks back into his jackets sleeve one day and you remember that you’re still always in danger now

mark tries to keep your mind off it, just like he did in the beginning of all this

he does all the menial intern tasks with you, asks you about the books you’re reading or the music you’re listening to

he entertains you in the way a normal friend would, all the while keeping you from the harsh reality of whats actually going on in this business

you’re thankful,,,,,,but you also feel like a burden

like mark would be way better off just doing what he does best, not guarding you like some loyal dog

you think it’s the guilt you feel that makes you do something stupid

like sneak off to get lunch by yourself one monday afternoon

because mark was talking to jaehyun and it looked super serious and so what if you just went around the block

it’s not like you needed supervision all the time

but the lee gang must have been waiting for you to do that

because as you’re leaving the cafe with your lunch, you’re approached by a tall man

crawling up the side of his neck is a red tattoo of a tiger and just that makes you freeze on the spot

“looks like mark stopped guarding his treasure”

you clench the bag from the cafe in your hand tight and try to play it cool

“i don’t know what you’re talking about sir”

he chortles and shakes his head

“not even going to scream? makes it easier for me.”

and before you know it his iron grip coils around your wrist and none of the busy people on the street seem to notice

you think ok, screaming might be a good idea right now, but it’s too late

because there’s something cold and hard in your side and the man has pulled you close up against him

“im sure mark will miss you, so just be quiet and come with us.”

you think that if there’s anything in the world you want right now it’s to tell your parents you love them and tell mark that you’re sorry you did this

with that you let the stranger lead you to a car waiting around the corner and you watch as the door slides shut and your hands are tied 

the long silhouette of jung enterprises shrinking in the distance as you’re sped down the highway

mark assures jaehyun for what seems like the hundredth time that no - his father isn’t in on the trades deal with china and that isn’t what he’s after anyway

and when he returns, instead of you - there’s haechan sitting on top of his desk

mark asks where you are and haechan shrugs his shoulders, his less than appropriate silken shirt hangs loosely off him as he brings a pen up to his mouth

“did you lose them?”

he jokes and mark scrunches up his nose - a habit he’s had since he was a kid

and even becoming a badass criminal hasn’t shaken it out of him

“what? no. they’re probably in the bathroom.”

haechan replies with a sound that mark ignores and instead he starts to walk across the office

jungwoo catches him pacing around and whispers something about it to doyoung

mark doesn’t like that they’re always breathing down his neck like that, but he brushes it off as he plays like he isn’t looking for you - just looking for somewhere to drop these files off

when he’s sure doyoung and jungwoo have dropped it, mark rounds the corner and realizes that you’re not back at the desk

his phone beeps in his pocket and he takes it out 

just to feel the world stop

as the number splayed across the screen reads ‘father’

and the message is one simple line

‘come back or they die’

you don’t know where you’re taken or who took you there

all you know is that when the blindfold you had on is dropped to the floor, you’re in a spacious room

and there are

tigers

everywhere

in the middle of the room is a desk, where the man whose portrait was up in mark’s home is sitting

he doesn’t look or speak to you 

and when he does finally glance over at you he makes a motion with his hand and you feel something sharp pressed against your neck

“so, i am told you were dining with my son mark a couple of weeks ago.”

you don’t know what to say but the tip of the sharp thing gets tighter on your skin so you think you should at least come up with something

“yes”

“and you also work for the jungs?”

“im an intern”

the man gets up with a loud sound and you notice that he’s wearing a long robe

on the lapels there are stripes like that of a tiger and the character for the ‘lee’ family

“intern? is that some sort of new title for a new comer?”

“no, im just an intern.”

you hear the person holding the sharp object grunt and try to move it closer against the left side of your neck

but the man, who you are going to assume is mark’s father, puts a hand up to stop him

“what do you do for the jungs?”

“office work”

mark’s father tilts his head and then lets out a long, drawn out laugh

“c’mon, don’t make me hurt you. what do you do.”

you don’t know how to lie about this, what’s the right thing to say

“really, i just. i just work in the office.”

“so how do you know mark?”

“he’s in the marketing department with me” 

for a second you think you’re going to get killed because one way or another you don’t think this man is buying your story

but at the same time you have nothing else to say

you never did anything for the jungs but copy files and pretend to be a clueless intern

what were you supposed to do, lie and say you were also part of the jung family? act like you’d ever done anything remotely bad in your life?

but thankfully the sharp object is pulled back from your neck

“take them out of here. mark will come soon.”

you wonder what that means, and it must be obvious because his father just grins as he leans closer to you

“you may think mark is just another nine to five suit, but he’s not. he’s much more than that. he’s a ruthless man. he’ll come to save you, sure but he’s my blood and i know that as a lee - he can’t stand losing.”

ruthless? mark?

“he acts like an angel doesn’t he, sweet and soft. but he’s capable of destruction.”

you’re reminded of those moments in the alley

of mark looking angry, knuckles white and eyes over flooded with emotions

but even that,,,,,,you don’t think that mark could ever,,,,kill someone

you’re lugged away and as you turn your head you see the tiger on the back of the robe stare you down

just like predicted, mark does come 

but he comes alone and lies to jaehyun that he and you have gone off on a work assignment for doyoung

in a matter of hours, jaehyun and everyone else will know that he lied

but mark hopes he can deal with this in enough time

his family isn’t notorious for being patient

when he arrives at his old home, the guards outside only let him in when he’s surrendered his weapon and phone

he walks through the familiar halls until he reaches his father’s office 

all the while scouting it out for any signs of you

“ive hidden them, but you’re still welcome to come in my boy”

his fathers voice booms from the other side

and mark does so 

avoiding the glares of other members of the gang who he knows will never forgive him for working for the jungs

“im here. now let them go.”

“i will i will, but first off let me look at you. you’ve grown.”

before mark can talk back he feels someone tear off the jacket he’s wearing

he turns to swing at the person, but they’re fast and catch his fist

“i need to make sure you really are my son before we can chat”

“what the hell-”

the hand that’s holding his fist tightens and mark suddenly feels the other hand rip at his right sleeve

it easily comes off and exposed on his upper bicep is the same tiger tattoo as the rest of the lee family

his father smiles and the hands let mark go in his tattered clothing

“bring them out”

you’re still tied at the arms, but seeing as though you pose no threat you’re allowed to walk out on your own

when you see mark, you gasp

because his torn clothing and expression make it look like he’s just seen hell

but his father just waves it off and continues talking to mark as if you aren’t even there

“i know you want to come back mark.”

“i am never coming back to this family.”

“now don’t say that, don’t make me hurt your precious little co-worker.”

you see the guards at the door inch closer to you and mark looks you in the eyes

“ill save you. i promise.”

he mouths and his father steps closer

“to save them, you have to come back to me. to the family. you have the tattoo after all. this is where you’re meant to be.”

mark hangs his head low, all of his hair falls to cover his eyes and you think he’s about to lean forward and bow 

but instead he just says

“kill me instead”

your eyes widen and without thinking you yell “NO!”

and marks father snaps his fingers so one of the guards clasps their hand over your mouth

you squirm, shaking your shoulders left and right but it’s useless and mark grits his teeth

“just let them go first and then kill me”

“you’re willing to die for them?”

“im willing to die if it means you’ll let them go and i don’t have to come back to this monstrous place”

with an almost exasperated sigh his father turns on his heel

“no, no i won’t do that. if you want to be difficult, then ill just let you have some time to think it over.”

with that, another guard grabs mark and the two of you are hauled off into a windowless room somewhere else in the house

you’re thrown and locked in together and as soon as the door shuts you look at mark

who looks messier than ever before and ask

“why don’t you want to work for your family?”

he looks up, but doesn’t answer, instead he just comes closer to you

and undoes the ties on your hand

there’s nothing in the room you two can escape with and instead of speaking mark just envelopes you in a hug

“you must have been scared, right?”

“mark, what is going on why are you-”

“i said i was going to keep you safe. i couldnt even do that.”

“no, im the one who ran off like an idiot. i thought i was always bothering you and thought-”

marks warm hand comes up against the side of your face

you see the tattoo on his skin and then look up into his eyes

and mark gives that sad smile 

“you weren’t bothering me. having you around all this time has been so nice for me, you don’t even know. i just wished this would have never happened and we could have met under other circumstances”

there’s a silence that follows after he says that, mostly because you don’t know what to do or say

and you’re sure if this was a movie this would be the moment where he confesses he has a plan to get you two out

but he doesn’t

and instead

you kiss him

because you think that’s the only way to express what you feel

and mark kisses back, at first with restraint and then with an almost strong hunger

you pull back to breath and he apologizes softly if he startled you but you tell him that if anything you’re overjoyed that he feels,,,,like you do

“can i ask, because im still not sure, why do you not want to go back to your family?”

he covers the tattoo on his bicep as he answers

“they’re,,,,,,they’re too much. even for me. the jungs are dangerous, sure but they don’t aimlessly hurt others. ever since a kid i was trained to feel nothing for others so it’d be easy to watch someone die or even participate in it,,, but,,,”

mark winces and you feel like this is such a vulnerable memory for him

“but i couldnt. i cried when someone got hurt, i mourned people, and my family doesn’t do that. i just,,,,i guess im not,,,,”

“ruthless?”

you whisper and mark nods

“im not ruthless at all.”

“good, it means you’re human”

you lean in close and kiss him with a light feather touch that mark reacts to instantaneously

until you hear the door click

he recoils and makes sure to block your body with his from the door

“i think my father is back for me”

but when the door swings open, it isn’t his father

or any of the lee’s

it’s a pissed off looking jaehyun with a bloodied baseball bat

“there you two are, get up and let’s get out of here”

“how did you-”

“who cares, run!”

mark doesn’t question it and neither do you

you just let yourself be pulled up and with all your might you follow mark as you two make your escape

mark knows this house and he knows the winding paths that will get you two out

but you can hear jaehyun’s scream from somewhere

and then the sound of gunfire, punches, and more yelling 

“don’t look back!”

mark urges and you shut your eyes instead and just let him lead you until you’re out on the street

jungwoo waves his hand from the window of a large SUV 

mark lets you in first and as you follow the door shuts

“what about jaeh-”

“he can handle himself, the jungs know there’s no limit with the lee’s”

you feel mark tug you into his arms before you can say much more or even think about it

he holds you close up against him and you think this has to be a movie or some kind of dream

jungwoo speeds through seoul’s traffic and only when he comes to a safe stop somewhere you’ve never been before

does he turn to see you secure in marks arms and sigh

“didn’t johnny tell you not to make mark fall in love with you?”

you’re confused and mark tells jungwoo off for joking around in this kind of situation 

but his grip on you never loosens

not when you’re back in the safety of one of the jung’s hideouts

not when yuta comes around to jokingly see if you’re alright

and this time he doesn’t even dare to lay a hand on you when mark is making it so obvious that he better not

not even when jaehyun comes back with just a minor injury across his eye

and not when he falls asleep against your shoulder

still wearing his torn shirt

your finger tracing the outline of the tiger on his skin

jaehyun looks at you two with concern, but then seems to shake it off 

when mark finally does let you go, he tries to say sorry for the wild events that have happened

he talks about taking some money he has saved up and going to america or europe 

somewhere where you two will be far from the jungs or lees or anyone in korea

and you just hold onto his hand and say

“ill go anywhere with you from now on.”

“but i dont want to force you from a normal life, i know it’s too late for one in korea but i can help you start somewhere new and then just disappear like this never happened”

you press your forehead to his and shake your head

“you said i have to stay with you twenty four seven”

mark grins 

“ill change that to stay with me for forever?”

“i like that better” 

[ryangha]

oh i definitely think youre right about osu n im a lil sleep deprived but yeah!! i was so shocked! and the fact we couldnt seen dana's face while she was ordering sasa to carry out the attack is. hm. i think that osu genuinely thinks what hes doing is for the best, and he approached dana bc of her never showing criminals mercy + he trusts her. osu himself never expected himself to live this long bc the twins cared for him, but morae is someone hold no2 back while at the same time

upturning his entire family. the earlier chapters said he was good at planning and manipulating people to get what he wants, and even in the ‘I’ll trust in you and believe u no matter what so talk to me’ his phrasing felt. concerning ('why are you up?’ 'because everyone decided to leave me alone’/'seeing u is so hard these days it makes me sad’/'I’ll help u with anything, so tell me’) but osu sounds a lot more…. Deliberately Searching for the response he wants in jp so maybe thatscolouring my view. ah, just remembering. osu said he was suprised he lived this long earlier. he himself has made peace with the fact that hes p much a dead man walking and that all his family is immortal and will see him come and go, so seeing him obsess over morae must be making him a lil antsy that no2 may Never get over morae (or him when he dies so this is like. shock therapy) - n u saw how destroyed he was when no2 got arrested.then again, i dont know what mental acrobatics led to this choice bc we dont. spend much time in osus head. or any time actually. he loves no2 and no2 loves morae but i wonder if osu feels a lil detached from morae himself?? like how naga felt about tracy and venom. but instead of trying to be sad he Cant bc morae sucks and gets upset bc of how much anguish this person has put him (osu) through and he hasnt even done so on purpose or met him so osu just wants him gone.N bc no1 is is primary caretaker from what i see and no1s been real fucked up abt morae since forever and that’s another reason osu may want him gone. but i do think he has an inferiority complex abt his health im sorry im like everywhere rn. im not making sense but yeah. basically i agree w everything u said im just Something atm

also i learned on the korean wiki osus longest relationship description is about dana and he has a section entirely dedicated to porn. dana has a section dedicated to her crush on him and her combi name in hs with judas was 'steel cotton candy’ and that added on with the fact that she was shy in her kid years and got teased made her dye her hair. then she cut it bc it was a pain in the ass to wash blood out of it. good night zzz

oh shit soooo that’s a bunch of facts that i have not thought about and youre right. osu really is trying even though if he thought he doesn’t see himself living very long, he at least could see baekmorae coming to his end so that osu will know that no.2 is better off than constantly trying to get him back… hmm i think you were alluded to this scene (this in the eng scene and for my refresher lol):

hmm idk i think it’s not as big as a diff in english but osu definitely sounds like he’s expecting no.2 to spill sumn to him… esp when he starts off saying ‘no one was here when i woke up’ or alike and continues to go on about how not only no.2 is busy but also no.1 (which they are involved with baekmorae’s case nd i think they’re right at least to involve osu as least as possible aside from using his family’s wealth/name in the later chpt) so he feels left in the dark. i don’t think he is in the dark tho he knows more than he lets on for sure… like you said, he’s “Deliberately Searching for the response he wants’ and i can read that in the eng trans as well :) also totally see what the readers are thinking earlier cause! i looked over and readers feared that osu was going to stick on no.2′s side where he would try to help him get baekmorae back, which earlier this chapter no.2 was talking to his sis that she doesnt blame baekmorae since murder was the usual back then, but i’m kinda glad the author wrote osu the complete opposite direction. i think he does look past the fact no.2 desperately wants to redeem himself/make amends to baekmorae and bc baekmorae is such a shitty person, osu would rather help him in the way of getting baekmorae outta his life like some emotionally festering parasite. 

also agreed AGREED that we don’t get into osu’s head or barely any, which is a disappointment cause i know in the beta idwtkoh there was an arc where osu got kidnapped nd i feel like we could’ve known more about osu’s shady character back then compared to official idwtkoh. getting off kilter a little but yeah idk osu for sure knows that he’s sick nd been sick that it’s kinda ironic that his dads are immortal healers that can heal so much with him as an exception. it’s apparent that osu’s strongest relationship is with no.1 and no.2 so to see no.2 struggle with getting baekmorae back is like. YEAH exactly with how crushed osu looks (i also remember how osu apologized to dana nd that face crushed dana in return aaaAA) but i think osu for sure feels detached from baekmorae like. osu might be filling in his place for fake KNIFE but baekmorae is just this figurehead of villainy that SPOON’s been working for long to catch and i just feel like it’s easier for osu to feel apathetic or even dislike for baekmorae since he’s the source of no.2′s pain? well, we dont really know how much osu knows of no.2′s past and how he abandoned baekmorae but like. does osu think it’s the better path to forgive no.2 when he’s trying to apologize/redeem? don’t think osu has put himself in baekmorae’s shoes even though his relationship to no.2 is nearly the same without the mentor/mentee role. but yes, osu is prolly just like ‘if sumn messes up no.2 then they need to leave. permanently.’ or alike lol. it is strange to me how their positions regarding to no.2 are very similar tho…. 

HAH one day ill be able to translate those korean articles concerning osu’s relationship with dana AND dana’s crush on him but today is not that day. just wait for it lol but as recurring it is that osu’s bad habit is porn, i always forget to write about it when im writing osu lol. i didn’t know about dana’s combi name ‘steel cotton candy’ with judas hahaha they both must’ve hated that. idk if that special chpt was translated but dana and judas did dye their hair black without telling each other and thought they copied one another haha. i love these two’s interactions also sad for dana that she got teased for her pink hair. but i know she probably handled it all on her own. OH that’s so badass for her to chop off all her hair cause of the blood……. dana is the best i swear. and thank you for sharing all these facts nd im sorry if my response in turn is lackin cause im kinda out of it too lol but. always a good time talking about idwtkoh, especially a character like osu…….. he was a missed opportunity for more character exploration honestly. 

THANKS AGAIN