#i did nothing officer

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

[alena-draws]

Studio Orange's official Tristamp Kimono artwork is up!!

Now, will THIS be the day Wolfwood will finally get to eat his noodle soup?? Stay tuned! (Or not) Happy New Year everybody!

[pineappical]

very good friends

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

[metamorphiacreations]

Ace Attorney character that stands behind a bench in court and whose reputation precedes him. hes a powerhouse in the court with several years and several wins under his belt until one day during a trial, he gets called out and punished for using falsified evidence. in that same day, he ends up adopting the child of the man responsible for the punishment against said character. also the childs father is dead and that case is solved during the game.

now am i talking about Manfred Von Karma or Phoenix Wright?

[stuckinapril]

I’m finally biting the bullet and contacting a therapist today after being ambivalent ab it for so long… this hellsite has its many disadvantages but one thing I can say is it has truly helped me be less scared of pursuing therapy. Silver lining etc etc

[sophegg]

SUBBATHON WAS PROFITABLE LETSGO!! STREAMER ACTUALLY MADE A LITTLE MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR NO PRIVACY FOR A FULL STACK OF DAYS!!!

[queer-reader-07]

shoutout to the guy in my chem class who i’m in a little study group with who i guess took the time to look at my profile on discord and figured out my pronouns (i didn’t bother announcing them to the group because i didn’t want the hassle)

my guy has only gendered me correctly, both out loud when we’re talking in office hours and in text in the study group group chat.

[oca-rinn-a]

in this world where so many members of our species, with supposed moral agency, are killing small things for nothing but the crime of existing, and so many are blind to the value of any species which does not benefit them in a way they can personally measure... do you ever feel so so panicked and suffocated?

[theloveinc]

always finkin about bein’ dilf!bakugo’s secretary hehe <3

i thought of him every day at the desk job i had, too🙏🏻

i feel like ... he sees you before he meets you. and it's not any kind of personal thing until it is. all non-hero hires are approved by him, yes, but he doesn't go through the actual hiring process with anyone cuz he assumes he's never gonna meet them aside from dropped off papers and few phone calls here and there when required.

but then you appear on his floor, right there next to the nurse station and the break room with the nicest coffee machine, and for some reason it's not like any of the other times new secretaries have been hired and sat outside his office.

and he always sees you, stares at you when he thinks you aren't looking, pondering just why and how he thinks you're so pretty, though you can always seem to tell and turn to talk to him like you pity him just a little bit. but his rusty heart flutters nonetheless (much to his chagrin) because he thinks you're the sweetest thing since kiri's daughter (which he'd never admit, not with how many diapers he's been made to change) to include him in your conversations with other team members.

and because he's older now, often remembers that even denki got married a couple years ago, he needs someone to daydream about at least to make the time pass since he's started thinking about all kinds of old man shit (see: his lonely ass bachelor pad). but he doesn't want that void filled with the pregnant florist from around the corner, nor the ditzy, young barista boy who once spilled chocolate syrup on his boots (he doesn't even like chocolate syrup).

but who does that leave except you? for him to think about when he passes by nice restaurants suited for romantic dates, or beautiful bouquets and liquors when he's sending flowers to his parents, OR even kids who get in his way when he's patrolling in family neighborhoods.

your job is already soooo domestic, and you always put little smiley faces and doodles on the post-its filled with reminders you leave for him, wave at him so sweetly from across the hall even though he's heaving and scowling; that has to mean something, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?????

especially when he's at home and his dick is hard and god damnit, you wore those pants the other day, with the shirt that shows a lil bit of your cleavage and he needs a wank so bad and there is no one else he wants to envision :((((

so if he thinks about the (green? orange?) sliver of thong he saw the other day or maybeeee wedding and pregnancy sex and then comes in the next day with donuts pestering you more than usual about this and that, that's none of anyone's business.

(until, that is, you have your own little squirt running around the agency).

[fishisvibing]

This is my draft so I just change it a bit from the original meme

[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

Recently got Libby and it’s absolutely delightful to me that I can read so many books for free. The internet hype paid off this time.

[mokeonn]

Never again.

[paradoxgavel]

coordinator: hey i locked my keys behind the front desk, but there's a button under the desk that unlocks the door, and you're taller than me, so can you reach over there and press it?

me: oh yeah sure. i'm not gonna like. accidentally press an alarm button or anything, right?

coordinator: nah, i don't think we have one of those.

me: oh, okay, cool. :) <- guy who is about to accidentally press the alarm button

[derpinette]

i am something of a non-practicing cutter