#butch pal for the straight gal

[mokeonn]

Never again.

[cliveguy]

god this book im reading from 2005 just proposed making butch pal for the straight gal. ancient tumblr drama just washed over me for a second.

[glitchysquidd]

I'm just curious but what do you think about gals or other gendered pals

Oh hehehe... girlls.... wa...

Tall... freckled faces... girls with freckles ALL over their body are simply adorable and amazing and I want to smother them with love.

I don't have body type preference when it comes to girls other than yknow... tall... 👉👈

tall pretty girl who's strong and can carry me around hehe... hold me !!! I must be held like a big house cat, cradle me in your arms pretty please <3

I'm just a wee gal looking for a prebby butch gorl.... please prebby please....

Wa... girls.... ehe...hehe.

BUT OH MY GOD PUNK OR GOTH GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY ILL DIE!!!!

The black or dark blood red lipstick, the belts or leather, or or, jackets, the hair, the leggings, the fishnets, the the the the... the... woahg... pretty goth/punk gorls...

I'm single cmere please... pick me up and cradle me in your knee high thick buckled boots that are heeled.

So prebby...

They are so the ever and aestheticly pleasing to my eyes I'd die if one showed interest in me.

Especially if they are flirtatious and very straight forward...

Okay I'm rambling too much sorry-

I'll stop talking-

[proustianlesbian]

i need to talk about something.

so like right before nina gets the first email from johan she has one from a certain "hanna" who sends her a sad love poem. and nina says something like "hanna, it should be time to get over your heartbreak (love disapointment) !!". and like.. my lesbian brain tells me hanna is her ex girlfriend who's not over their breakup and sends poems to nina in order to get her back (i'd do the same tbh). i have the french version and only read the first volume though and maybe there's a translation error or it's explained later. the most logical straight gal-pals explanation i can find would be hanna writing poems about her ex and sending them to nina (why send them to your friend and not your ex then, idk).

also, in my headcanon, nina thought that the person writing those anonymous mails could be a girl because why hide your identity if you are a boy courting a girl ? a girl crushing on and courting another girl on the other hand.. but it was johan, as we all know.

also this is the ultimate proof nina is a lesbian to me :

an open paterned waistcoat over a shirt ? she's dressing to attract women (i'm butch and that's my favorite way to dress, i know what i'm talking about) !! also, i'm butchifying every character i think is a lesbian so reading the manga and seeing this makes me insanely happy.

fun fact : i posted in my friends only ig story a collage of these pics and how i'm "thinking about her and her lil' lesbian waistcoat <3" less than an hour ago and already five of my friends (even not very close ones !!) liked it 😭. like, 1) you guys like monster and i didn't know while i'm hyperfixating on it, 2) YOU GUYS AGREE THAT SHE'S A DYKE THEN ?? GREAT !!

[lezwatchtv]

The LezWatch.TV character of the day is "Leslie" from Butch Pal for the Straight Gal

[quasi-normalcy]

I will believe that “Twitter is Tumblr 6 years ago” when someone uses the platform to con people into crowdfunding a “new TV series”

[emomemolemoemo]

I... I'm just.... bu.. butch p...

[the-girl-with-the-glass-heart]

Why does Thomas revealing the Roman spin off show remind me of all those fucking tumblr tv show scams.

Ya know, miss officer and mr truffles, all or nothing, butch pal for the straight gal, etc.

Not saying he’s gonna scam us but like.... it reminds me of it.

[dogmotifz]

It would take 493 Miss Officer and Mr Truffles, 508 All or Nothings, 100,000 Sixpencee Cares, or 200 Butch Pal for the Straight Gals to buy the website tumblr.

[lesflicksvod]

Watch Butch Pal For the Straight Gal on Lesflicks here! Synopsis: In a world where societal pressures often force women to act, dress, and conform to unrealistic feminine stereotypes, five queer women, each with their own specialty, help straight women re-discover their true identity and offer tips on how they can overcome outdated gender roles. 

[butchpalseries]

It's up until Sunday, folx! If you haven't had the chance, check out the pilot! It's finally here & queer to gay up your quarantine!!! 

[thebiglesbian]

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but a spinoff version called Butch Pal for the Straight Gal. Where a bunch of lesbians show up and teach you basic home maintenance skills, show you how to build things, what to shop for at places like Home Depot, nail care, and setting higher standards for your dating partners.

[imgayjokes]

Queer Eye for the GAL Guy,

but I’m gay spich spimpoff version mall call of ALL OR NOWTINQ                                       c alled I’m gay: THE SHOW:

I’m bunch of lesbians/gay/o/roomoates show up and teach you  say I’m gay, show up and teach you say I’m gay, show up and teach you say I’m gay, pear care, and the asexual is super outgoaing.

ths AWESOME show isnt happening, but i am still gay need you help. we are im gay% funded and we have only 48 seconds left to raise $i am gay. 🌈

CLICK HERE TO IM GAY

[norcani]

my guess for the next big tumblr scam is “my wife, my wife and me” poly lesbian spin off to mbmbam. It raises 50k and then it turns out the creators aren’t even dating. One of them is a straight woman married with kids. One of the kids has a tumblr and is bullied, people make psas to leave him alone but then it turns out it was a troll account.

[adorkfromnewyork]

Me, tryna piece together what everyone is mad about from the vagueposts:

[min0uet]

some weirdos: hey we’re gonna make this webseries about butch lesbians where we make pink triangle jokes and bully trans teenagers, we COULD just start a youtube channel for free but hows about yall give us $15,000 instead

yall: OMG SIGNAL BOOST THIS LETS GET IT FUNDED ASAP!!!! THIS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA DONATE DONATE DONATE!!

blogger: hey i [have a medical problem/am homeless and in need of funds/just had an accident/etc.], if anyone has some money they could spare to help me get back on my feet or even just buy food for the week i would really appreciate it?

yall: Idk... sounds like a scam to me... cant risk it... :/