#i don't know what to do with this

[puckthisyear]

Look I know the stache wars have taken precedence today but

what stache?

[mzminola]

Guess who just got reminded Rock-A-Doodle (1991) exists and is now wondering who at DC decided to make a Batman arc by fucking grim-dark-ify-ing a Don Bluth animated film, which tend to be already fucked up.

Oh my g*d I can't take Court of Owls seriously ever again. The evil group of owls, lead by the Grand Duke / Grandmaster, is flooding the farm / controlling Gotham. There is a cute young boy protagonist whom they intend to turn into a creature with inhuman eyes and very sharp claws (Dick Grayson: escapes becoming a Talon to deal with the owls like a decade and a half later / Edmond: spends most of the movie as a kitten). The owls are defeated by a buff guy the little boy admires who is considered vital to the farm / Gotham.

It's fucking. ROCK-A-DOODLE.

[byeletty]

twitter brought this to my attention and I'm once again wondering if I'm a late seasons Brary shipper because like there is not a platonic explanation for his face to look like that?? he's IN AWE of her?? guys no offense to Lucy but let's ditch her in Downton 3 and make this happen maybe??

[marlynnofmany]

So I found this site on a random search -- I don’t even remember what I was looking for at this point -- and it’s amazing. A collection of familiar phrases mismatched together:

A LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME MACHINE

BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO LEFT FEET

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL MATE

CHILI DOG WHISPERER

I don’t honestly know what these are meant to be used for. Don’t really care. They’re great, and the list of them is long.

HAPPILY EVER AFTER-DINNER MINTS

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY OF RECKONING

LOVE IS IN THE AIR CONDITIONING

MOBILE HOME ON THE RANGE

MY CUP RUNNETH OVER THE RAINBOW

MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN SOCKS

NIGHT-LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

There are hundreds of these. That’s just a random selection from the first half of the alphabet. Here’s a bonus one from the end:

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

[crimbusdrimbus]

This goddamn wonderful bitch helped me understand my own gender identity.

Let me explain.

Back when I was a teen, messaging I got was something like:

"You are teen boy, teen boy is h0rny and watch p0rn. This is not good, but also it's what everyone does."

At that point in my life, didn't know I was autistic, masking REALLY f&cking hard, so of course I wanna fit in. I hear people say that X is what "all" teen boys do? Okay yeah sure I am normal teen boy I do normal thing too.

"Hey Crimbus, what the high-fructos F$CK does that have to do with Rombulus the Batulus?"

I'm glad you asked strawperson.

Rouge is, in my opinion, designed to be "conventionally sexy". She's the "ideal" or all that cultural BS.

So I see "conventionally sexy cartoon lady" (Rouge), and couple that with "yes I have normal teen boy brain"-masking, and out of the thought oven pops:

"Yes yes Rouge very sexy therefor I should think sex with this fictional character is good to be normal teen boy dude."

But oh gosh golly gee wizz, that didn't frumking happen. Who could have possibly seen THAT coming?

Oh I still thought Rouge was hot as hell, but it wasn't a "Let's bang, ok?", it was a "Heck yeah I wanna look like that and it makes my insides and outsides feel really yucky that I can't."

So anyways this is the story of how trying to force myself to be sexually attracted to Rouge as part of "normal teen boy" pre-diagnosis masking ultimately led me to realize that gender is made up and hell yeah I aspire to that astetic and be the boss ass bitch I was always meant to be.

[h3rself]

you know you're fucked when it's been months since you graduated and you still cannot get him out of your head

[helianthus-hellion]

i'm a week behind on bells hells because i just listen to the podcast on my way to work and during errands and uh. they're faking a porno shoot in initiative order???

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Alright, God, I figured it out, I have endured 7 years of almost nonstop difficulty and struggle, so if we follow the Biblical equation for these scenarios then that means I’ve got 7 good years coming up, right?

.... right?

[spookydarkwitch]

just in case someone forgot about it, this is an actual scene in the book

[radi0activesmile]

A  VALENTINE’S  APPLICATION. 

your  name: Rick Astley

your age: 56

your perfect date: A walk near the beach sounds nice, I could even sing for you ^^

make out in private or in public?: Private

do you like to cuddle?: If you Want

tell me something about you: I will never give you up and never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!

why do you want to be my valentine?: Yes. We're no strangers to love after all

[zaynontour]

your fantasy is our no. 1 priority

someone else's fantasy is nothing like reality

[rainbowvamp]

Tears run down Hob Gadling’s face and Dream, with every bit of the Corinthian now a part of him again, has the fleeting urge to lean forward and lick them away. Taste the salt like possession, ownership. 

This is not what he is here for.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[fleshadept]

looking at (vetted) gofundmes for people trying to escape palestine and i don't know how many of you actually click on the gofundme links you reblog but i would like to point out, for what it's worth, just how amazing it is that so many have raised so much money. it may overall feel like a drop in the ocean but the fact that several gofundmes have raised tens of thousands of dollars is amazing. it is so expensive to leave gaza right now, and people still need money after they escape. but regardless of what propaganda the US, UK, canada, and other western nations are trying to pump out, people across the world are doing what they can to help these people survive. many of them are still very far from their goals (like this one and this one and this one) and some of them are very close to high goals (like this one), and some of them have reached almost double their original goal.

and that's not even addressing direct aid or organizations that take continuous donations for distribution of food, menstrual products, etc. the PCRF has raised $16,000,000 of their target goal of $20,000,000 to fund current aid and long-term relief efforts in gaza. ANERA's febuary 13th update discusses the material ways they helped palestinians today:

(ANERA donate link)

my point is, it often feels like the world is turning a blind eye to palestine. but i would like to point out that there is an important difference between "the world" and "western political leaders and media narratives". a breathtaking amount of real people, the people who make up the world, are trying to help. in the face of israel attempting to commit genocide, the world is saying No. These people deserve to live. and literally sending millions of dollars internationally, through the internet connection that israel has desperately been trying to destroy.

it may not feel like it matters in the grand scheme of things. but to the people who get fresh clothes, or a hot meal, or blankets, or the kids who get new toys, or to the people who are able to bring their families to safety, it matters to them. go make someone's day better. i've linked so many options with ways to do that.

[medli20]

Garfield Meshi