#i fuckin love this man

[dirkydirkyheart]

I would kiss this man’s hands so gently

[puppyvenom]

oh he’s so gf im so sick

[bruwudershaft]

Holy shit, I'm so drunk right now... I have more whiskey in me now than water, or smth like thatt and right now I decided to make a playlist cover for William, which I have been putting off for several weeks so, this is just a drunk experiment - do not judge strictly if it'll be that bad i'll probably just delete this post when i get sober lol if not, then I'm quite satisfied with the result, heh)))

[xundeadqueenx]

003 - Leo?

How I feel about this character:

LOVE

Leo can have me anytime

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

Myself 😏

But, no characters

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

Him and Daniel, I love the dynamic of poor lil guy just trying to retain some sanity and go back to his normal life and the other guy who just wants to fuck shit up

My unpopular opinion about this character:

That hes hot

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

That he went back to being a real person in the game, and didnt turn into a brain parasite

Favorite friendship for this character:

Dunno if this is a frienship, probably not

But him and Daniel

My crossover ship:

None

[deep-space-lines]

I know Gabriel is canonically really popular with Heaven’s residents but there’s bound to be some heavenly loser with pronoun envy

[plutonicbees]

with gwen and hobie being friends in across the spider-verse and hobie being so super cool i do hope that there is some acknowledgement of the origins of their friendship

aka - hobie brown is a gwen stacy fanboy and is immediately excited to meet her and then they play some world-saving punk rock music together

[thatone-highlighter]

I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.

[taytei]

trios of assholes are my favorite - especially of the sibling variety

[revenantghost]

Nothing is ever going to beat introducing a beloved character by absolutely obliterating him with a car

[kristiliqua]

CHUNSIK MY BELOVEDDDDDD

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he's in my home he's in my Heart

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

[nasa-kimchi]

Brothers

[nonbinary-arsonists]

guess what musical i just watched

[marushkan]

may god transfer all of strahm suffering to hoffman