[id: 1. the "zero days since out last nonsense" meme, edited to read, "zero days since our last poisoning accusation." 2. the "why would x do this?" meme, edited so that the man being shot is labelled, "edward vi's dog," and the man with the gun is labelled, "thomas seymour." /end id]
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i dont have to sell my soul he's already in me
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so. roommate’s cat likes being on top of the fridge. and usually he goes floor>counter>fridge, but sometimes he will attempt the floor>fridge shortcut. but he misses and this happens
there’s a cork board that somehow supports his weight until one of us scoops him (or he falls)
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “urca de lima” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever -_- i dont feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear i just saw a witch of a puritan woman
my buddy dufresne pacing: captain flint is lying to us
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such a mess, why would i want to watch you?
what's your rush now? everyone will have their day to die
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”Too fast for freedom
Sometimes it all falls down
These chains never leave me
I keep dragging them around”
-Delilah Florence + The Machine
Referencing ”Dancing Couple, Arrow” by JC Leyendecker
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