#i hate email...

[unpretty]

As well as HTR, I got update emails for Shine, Ghost Devlin, Astielle, & A New Short Story (Haunted) - was that supposed to happen?

NOPE

[karnalesbian]

it should officially be recognized as a hate crime that i have to maintain a straight face when my fellow tax accountant coworkers discuss matters related to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act, which is almost always abbreviated for ease of reference. literally a harder task than everything the US marines have ever done i tell you

[frogfacey]

"this new generation is the dumbest and laziest ever because ai is ruining people's ability to learn!!! Why are you using ai to write emails and cover letters when you could instead LEARN this beautiful, important and valuable skill instead of growing lazy and getting ai slop to slop it for you?" oh my god. oooooh my god. oh my goooooood.

[shadowscabaret]

secret 13th chapter of the outsiders called we're gonna eat two-bit where johnny and dally come back to life and every one says YAAYY!!! and they eat two bit and all the greasers and socs hold hands and stand in a circle

pony: I guess the real windrixville was the friends we made along the way...

dally: shut the fuck up

steve: I hear a song coming on.... hit it, johnny!!!!

johnny: *plays happy from despicable me*

darry: this is my jam!!!!!

soda: JAM?!?!?!?!!? WHERE!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

ponyboy: classic soda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

two-bit: *in the cage being tortured*

bob: *tapping his foot in the corner* ugh.... what have I got to lose??? room for one more???

pony: aww, get in here big guy!!

everyone laughs and holds hands

[mabelsguidetolife]

the only net good of email is it gave us plenty of great strong bad content

[sunriseverse]

wish pinterest wasn't so useful for keeping track of pose refs and outfit design inspiration because they will send you emails that are like "ummmm some of your pins (that you didn't create) violate our TOS so if you don't remove them (which we make almost impossible because we won't actually show you what the pin is and we hide it from your boards so you can't remove them manually) we will suspend your account btw :)"

[ppedri]

[eerna]

when I get through 5 rounds of automated AI customer support emails (I wrote all the necessary information in email 1 but the AI doesn't understand it so it kept asking me for the same information I already gave it until it gave up) and I finally get to talk to a real person and the first thing they tell me is that they need the information again bc the AI didn't provide it

[cheriboms]

a wizard and her kitten 🔮

[tiktaalic]

You might think Theo has the worst life in the goldfinch. And you would be forgiven for thinking that. But pippa has the worst life in the goldfinch. Because the craziest misogynistic gay man is obsessed with her

[fnaf-movie-countdown]

Side-eyeing bluesky rn cuz they don’t have a countdown there

[the-meme-monarch]

i need to be not spoken to for 3-5 business days. if you need me Don't

[fleshwizard]

La Vie

[boatcats]

Apartment manager: We will be coming into your apartment to cut up your countertops while you are stuck on a boat.

Apartment manager: Also, BTW, I am no longer your apartment manager as I have quit.

Me: Now wait one minute...

[stellarangels]

the greed and exploitation of lumon poisoning an entire population for generations, the real-world parallels of company towns destroying people's freedoms, the origins of severance conceived out of child workers desperate for an escape, the further exploration of motherhood in a season that's already rife with maternal motifs

[kndrules]

:D