#i hate hormones 😮‍💨

[fledermoved]

Its munday and I saw you post some stuff to main yesterday so. How are you doing? //

Bad 👍

[qdrntln4]

BED CHEM.

pairing: lando norris x reader

genre: fluff, smau

warnings: one comment abt y/n hate if your squint, lando being hormonal (again), usersix being a real one

faceclaim: me!

disclaimer: most photos are either mine or from pinterest

notes: thank you @whatintheformula1 for giving me the confidence to post this! hope you like it lovely! 😘

yourusername

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yourusername fly me out to monaco

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userone oh my god y/n in her monaco arc YES PLEASE

usertwo someone take her to the monaco grand prix ↳ userfour its the monaco gwand prix! i never miss the monaco gwand prix!!

userthree lando in the likes 🤨

userfive WHY IS SHE UPSIDE DOWN 😭😭

landonorris

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landonorris i have a spare ticket if you wanna fly down 😉

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usersix IS THIS IN RESPONSE TO Y/N'S POST??? ↳ userseven HOLY SHIT I THINK IT IS ↳ usersix AHHHH DREAM COUPLE

maxfewtrell lando, sweetie, let's put your shirt back on, okay? 🥰 ↳ landonorris stop gentle parenting me fucker ↳ maxfewtrell i understand that putting your shirt on gives you some negative feelings 🥰 ↳ landonorris STOP IT

usereight if she doesn't take it i will

usernine i preferred magui over that y/n girl ↳ usersix GET OUT 👉👉👉

yourusername song added: bed chem - sabrina carpenter

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username who's the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent like...

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riabish GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GIRL ↳ yourusername RAHHHH LOVE YOU ❤

usersix I CALLED IT

userten IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM ‼️‼️

maxfewtrell you flatter me nova ↳ landonorris GO AWAY MATE

mclaren you can take him if you like, he's on his last strike with our pr team ↳ yourusername HA bet ↳ usereleven BET??? Y/N WHAT

yourusername added to their story.

text: the gyms over here are 😮‍💨

landonorris replied to your story: so bbg core

yourusername: get out

landonorris: NO STOP DON'T LOCK THE DOOR landonorris: Y/N DONT LOCK ME OUTSIDE

landonorris: Y/N

landonorris

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landonorris where art thou? why not uponeth me?

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mclaren sigh... i'm gonna pretend i never saw this post lando. ↳ yourusername poor admin

usersix proud child of my parents

usertwelve NEW WAG ALERT!!

yourusername 😘 ↳ landonorris ❤

lilymhe lando i'm gonna steal ur girl ↳ alex_albon girl what ↳ yourusername YIPEE!! ↳ landonorris y/n no.

[thisismeracing]

https://www.tumblr.com/thisismeracing/735920091769749504/wolffreader-and-mick-thought-ive-always

Hi! Back again. I had more thoughts….oh completely agree that irl I could see them being super open with their fam about the pregnancy. but…for the plot…and im a sucker for the plot 😂 I’m seeing this being post some really nasty hate online. maybe even some info being leaked from people that they thought would never do something like that. trust issues galore. so for me the idea of keeping this locked down has more to do with Wolff!readers mental health during this time period. like she as a first time mom is already got that new mom anxiety and baby isn’t even here yet, add on just heightened emotions from all the hormone changed and I could see her deciding that this is the only way that she’s going to be able to keep her peace and keep the baby safe. Mick is an angel and is like whatever you need to feel comfortable and in control of this (we stan a man that understands and supports our emotions) I think Little!Wolff does at point really heavily debate letting people know. Even feels like she’s being crazy by keeping this hidden. Like you said I think she also feels like her family would be upset that she didn’t tell them. And then in swoops Mick. Mr. supportive; he’s reminding her that this is about what SHE wants and needs. If she wants to live in a cabin in the woods he’ll build it with his own two hands (he might have to call Seb for some help with the wood working but Seb doesn’t count. Hes just a bee keeper now😹), if she wants to tell the world he’ll tell the PR company to start working on the press release. But this is about what she wants not anyone else. If they’re upset then Mick will deal with it for his girl.

how hot would it be to see Mick have a convo about this with Toto after he finds out? Toto’s been a bit moody, maybe a little passive aggressive. Mick shuts that down fast. He’s all this is my wife, idc about how you feel, while she was growing our child she as my only concern. Ofc Toto only picks up on the wife part. Like did you secretly elope too. 🙄

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I- I loved these new layers!!!!! Hahaha

Adding the online hate and maybe, just a tiny bity of toto not supporting their relationship at first or jugding and yup reader goes all in to keep it a secret and mick is 100% the supportive partner making sure she knows theres nothing wrong with their decision.

The seb part made me crackle, truly sent me 🤣🤣🤣

AND NOW MICK TELLING TOTO TO KEEP IT DOWN SO IT WONT STRESS HIS WIFE KAMCKWJNFNS AAAAAAAAAAA *fanning myself w my hands oof 🤭😮‍💨*

Alright, you got me into the secret baby train choo choo 🚂

[woodruff]

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[noretreatnancy]

this concept of “people HATE things that are for teenage girls and that’s why people shit in twilight” thing was a mistake. now I’ve got to see clowns being like “stan edward cullen omg consent king 🙌😮‍💨” and acting like jacob black is a fucking sexual predator…….. like one of those is a man who has lived over a century and openly proudly admits to stalking a teenage girl. reading eclipse as an adult is like reading a full on fucking psychological thriller, the way he’s watching her every move and doing everything in his power to control every aspect of her life. meanwhile jacob is like an emotionally developing 16 year old dealing with adult problems who kisses the girl he has a crush on. I’m not saying that it wasn’t wrong of him to do, but I am saying that there’s a reason stephenie meyer decided to paint jacob as a scary brown man who has to be scolded for making advances on little white girl bella (despite Bella being 17/18 and jacob being 15/16 for most of the series). the difference is jacob’s actions are acknowledged as bad in the text, while edward is depicted as some saint despite doing equally fucked up things (without the excuse of being a hormonal teenager dealing with the emotional and physical turmoil of turning into a fucking werewolf). the worst part is fans will uncritically do the EXACT SAME SHIT. like there’s nothing funny about portraying this native kid as a sexual predator to lift up ur white fav…. think with your fucking brain WHY that is the way you’re reading the situation. like both textually by treating jacob’s actions as worse because you’re incapable of being empathetic and understanding towards him in the same way you can with edward, and outside of the text when you’re looking at the fucking authorial intentions behind the way she portrays her white vampires vs her non-white werewolves. it’s one thing to miss this shit when you’re twelve, but y’all are adults now and the people being depicted (the literally real, real life tribe of people that smeyer really chose to use) are literally TELLING you it’s racist and yet………..