#i headcanon that Nat sometimes just randomly forgets English words and replaces it with other

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Hand me the people opener.

Peter: ...

Peter: Pardon?

Natasha, annoyed: The thing! Just hand it to me!

Peter, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Natasha: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Peter: Knife. It's called a knife.