#incorrect peter parker
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august-parker · 2 months ago
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Peter literally almost breaking the door kicking it down: "MR STARK EMERGENCY!!"
Tony who just had the worst heart attack of his life: "JESUS FUCKING- PETER WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON-?!"
Peter crawling on the floor and grabbing his leg: "I'M DYING MR STARK-"
Tony: "WHAT!? FRIDAY SCAN HIM- WHAT HAPPENED-"
Peter: "I'M DYING! AND THE ONLY CURE- IS- IS TO BUY ME THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN LEGO SET"
Tony:
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: ":)"
Tony: "get the fuck out of my lab."
Peter: ":("
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allowmetohityouwithmyreblog · 9 months ago
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The avengers watching a film in the tower:
Peter, seeing somebody get hit by a train on screen: ha! Been there done that- not as fun as it looks.
Tony, barely listening: uh-huh
The other avengers, all looking at peter: ..
Tony, launching off the couch: yOU WHAT?
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theocanhavemyheart · 9 months ago
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Peter: You know, Buck, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Bucky: ...
Bucky: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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vyynn · 2 months ago
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Tony: Who told Steve that kms means keep myself safe?
Peter: Listen, I panicked and accidentally said the wrong thing.
Steve, texting in the avengers group: I don't need backup for the mission! I'll kms.
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spideyswebfluid · 5 days ago
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Peter parker sketches and my first time actually trying to color
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thewrittenpodcast · 11 months ago
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Peter: Grandpa!
Tony: what where
May: you don't have-
Fury, wearing a knitted sweater and scarf: me
Fury: I'm grandpa fury
Tony:
May:
May: I'm not even going to ask how that happened
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mamaspidershit · 6 months ago
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Natasha: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went… OK. Peter: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Natasha: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Tony: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Clint: Looks like someone's a HO. Peter: NaBrO. Maria: I'm done with all of you.
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hurtspideyparker · 3 months ago
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Peter: I'm going to a party tonight!
Tony: Don't get anybody pregnant, and no snow. A little bit of grass is fine
Peter, who builds computers from dumpster parts with Ned and calls it a party: Uh. I can't control the weather tho?
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ironrad · 2 years ago
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Peter: You know nobody is actually enforcing the laws of physics, right?
Tony: I’m sorry?
Peter proceeding to walk up the wall:
Tony:
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i-a-q · 7 months ago
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Morgan: Can Peter be my brother?
Tony: You know what? Sure. Why not.
Peter: *surprised* Wait, really?
Tony: *slamming down adoption papers he had ready* Congratulations, you’re family now. Sign here.
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years ago
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Tony: people are like math
Peter: how?
Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated
Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess
Bucky: ...I hate math
Peter: I like Buckys version better
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ramen8008 · 8 months ago
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Tony has many rules for Peter.
No spideman-ing after 10, homework before spiderman, 8 hours of sleep, etc etc.
One of these happens to be "don't grow taller than Tony"
Apparently this is one of the many rules that Peter breaks
Tony is not happy (he is. His boy is grown. Tears)
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floilee · 1 year ago
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The girlfriend 👇🏼
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vyynn · 28 days ago
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Steve: Since when did you start keeping band-aids and water in your bag?
Clint: WHEN did you even start bringing a bag with you?
Peter: trips over a rock while walking backwards and falls flat on his back
Tony: Need an answer? I'm thinking of adding a first aid kit too.
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spider-manz · 2 months ago
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Peter: What the fuck?
Steve: Language.
Tony (Who just taught Peter to swear): ...
Tony then proceeds to berate Steve for 20 minutes for undermining months of progress
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thewrittenpodcast · 11 months ago
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Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in
Peter: may won't pick up
Principal: no not your aunt. your mother
Peter: i don't... have one?
Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed
Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life
Pepper, walking in: i was called
Peter:
Peter: your name is virginia?
Peter: my life is a lie
Peter: how can I go on
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