#i just randomly thinking about grid dad seb

[aaltilis]

Lewis: I'm not a father. I don't have any children.

George: Lew, I lost my shirt. The white Mercedes one. Can you help me to find it?

Lando: Lewis... I accidentally burn my breakfast, what should I do?

Pierre: So Lew, Yuki and I have a plan to skip media day. What do you think about it?

Charles: *rambling to him about how Ferrari fcked up his life*

Max: Umm, Lewis. I know we don't have a great relationship. But now that Daniel and Seb aren't around, and I need an adult advice. So Charles told me to talk to you.

Lewis: Oh my god-

[theringers]

V-card anon: hi sorry about that first ask i kinda went into a fugue state (spelling?) altered state of reality maybe when i wrote that and damn near outlined a fic in your inbox

The way we played hot seat was either part of a larger drinking game when a certain card was pulled from a deck, or just on it's own. You sit in a circle, everyone has a drink, usually a beer or cider. In the card pull version, the one who pulls the card gets asked a question by every person playing and if they refuse to answer they drink from their drink. In the standalone, you do that but everyone gets a turn being asked until people get bored and leave. Fun way to find out shit about people. Usually the unwritten rule is that you can't lie. I imagine everyone sitting on shitty chouches and chairs in a semi circle around a table full of cups and bottles playing it

Questions i have been asked: are you a top or bottom? Do you like anal? Wheres the weirdest place you've fucked? Body count? Favorite position (sexual)? Fuck marry kill/ignore people in this room (EVERY TIME I PLAYED I GOT THIS QUESTION)? Tits or ass or other? Favorite non sexual body part ex. Thigh? Ideal fuck buddy? Sex regrets? Etc

Also more weird details i have head cannoned out for some drivers and most likely does not fit with irl personalities, do with this what you will, use it or don't i just have feelings. Also everyone is like compressed in age to like 20-27ish except for some of the grid who i will just think of as younger alumns who come back:

Danny R: social chair, owns a jeep he takes the doors off of in the summer, walks girls home at night to make sure they're ok, tries to DJ house events and is rebuffed by literally everyone, has like 30 pairs of vans you trip over in his room, stolen roadsigns everywhere, masters in something arigcultural or physiological, cutoff frat shirts for days, fuckboy but nice, a bit cringe, will drive around with you at night so you can scream, met reader bc she had a band tee on and wanted to talk to her about it (no gatekeeping)

Charles: some kind of engineering or math degree but no one has any idea how the fuck he's gotten so far, 4.0 never studies, games with other house members, will show up at events randomly you will have no idea how he gets on your couch but he is there, the best and worst taste in clothes, is the only one allowed to play the piano in the house, sweet, cannot help you with studies but is always down for helping you out after, has to be reminded to clean stuff, disaster bi, reader met his gf first and they probably met through that

Pierre: good fashion and music taste, shirt is gone halfway through the night, also fuckboy but wholesome, actually studies, plays a sport for sure probably soccer in some way either club or Division he's too good for rec, will hold your hair back so you can throw up, will tell you your outfit sucks, good at math, also part of the squad that games, econ major, workout buddies with reader anday have taken a math class together

Max: is part of the hockey team he will go pro, also actually studies, got into gaming because of Charles, has the nicest car, is serious until he gets a couple drinks in him, he and Daniel are close and roomed together at some point, owns like 30 sets of the same outfit a white tee and jeans, knows reader through Dan and they get dragged by him to some of the same stuff

Lando: is a pledge or new member his big is Carlos, undeclared major, just happy to be here, gaming squad, used to play lacrosse or something equally obscure, king of knowing where the good snacks are, weirdly good at beer pong, growing into a fuckboy wholesomeness level tbd, probably sweet with reader as she helped him through a blackout or something, met her because she's basically house mom for some of the new boys (the kind of mom who will teach you to do laundry or iron ONCE)

Carlos: hockey flow but does not play hockey, actually studies and is smarter than what people give him credit for, came from a private high school and uni really opened his horizons, also good study buddy, gets along with most people, goes to office hours the most out of the actually studies gang, fun at parties, owns the frat dogs, he and reader met at Office hours (they were the only students) and found they had mutual friends too

Lewis: is/was president of frat, great grades greater bod, did full evolution from fuckboy to good man, has the back tests and the moral support, up for late noght talks about life, definitely was a D1 athlete, best fashion game, implemented no hazing policy, fits into notable alum or PhD category

Mick: undergrad like Lando, also plays soccer or something, too sweet, also walks girls home/holds your hair back etc, cleans parts of the house that aren't his responsibility, higher alcohol tolerance than you expect, everyone is bizarrely protective of him, legacy member (his dad was a legend), drives a motorbike around campus and can't decide between law and psychology, actually studies, met reader through the frat and she would die for him, brings her to class on the bike sometimes because the bike is faster

George: business major, frat treasurer, three ring binder business casual in class kind of guy, nice enough, shirt comes off when drunk, runs marathons and a podcast about investments, best notes in the game and great study partner, actually studies, is drinking monster at 6AM but not because he stayed up late, he and reader met through the frat and sometimes drink wine and bitch together

Lance: hockey player, legacy member, studies sometimes, sarcasm on point, great at stack cup, very chill, knows every good nap spot on campus, also has high alcohol tolerance, is the kind of person who does well in the cold but does not like it, wears headphones so people don't talk to him, great one on one but not in crowds, business major and minor in computer science, probably also met thru Lance's gf but vibe as more introverted people and will cover for each other if one does not want to go out

Nicky: a good boy, part of the walks people home squad, sets up designated drivers for parties, good snack game, future in medical field, good listener, pretty good study buddy, midnight snack enabler, met reader through frat and his gf he and reader are on babysitting duty together sometimes when others get too drunk/high

Yuki: also a pledge or new, majoring in games or computer science as they gave me the same energy as him, games squad, bit of a mad lad, has several stolen street signs, good, met reader through frat and Yuki is the only one patient enough to explain some games to reader, they cuss people out on mic

Esteban: good man, has a full ride scholarship, actually studies, also good study buddy, Dan's little, plays soccer but maybe on a rec team because he prioritizes school, very sweet guy as well, probably chose a really practical major/dual major, met reader through Dan and are also dragged similar places by him

Antonio: manbun, philosophy or classics major possibly business dual, generally good natured but can be seen supplying his own wine at parties, used to be really into metal but kept the hair, does not know that people find him attractive, soccer boi, met reader through frat and she's the only one who will (pretend) to listen to him rant about philosophy

Alex Albon: another full scholarship guy, somehow gets along with everyone, switched majors due to an asshole professor, electrical engineering or computer engineering, actually studies, helps with frat pets,will show you pictures of his cats at home, sweetie, another contender for will hold your hair or walk you home, probably met reader through a class or club and found they had mutual friends and that reader is friends with his gf

Notable alums:

Checo - dad, successful in finance somehow (he looks like an really successful accountant of CFO to me idk why)

Kimi - dad but people forget he is, holds the record for most drinks in 24 hours that will never be come close to by anyone else, shows up on random alum weekends with 2 kegs, legally cannot tell you what he does or he would actually have to murder you

Valterri - was good at a sport when he was there, now a very effective lead engineer at an architectural firm

Seb - environmental or mechanical engineering, all around good guy with someone the best grades in frat history

Alonso - legendary for sexual exploits (consensual)

Anyone I put as actually studies is probably the type reader would hang around for more serious stuff/schoolwork and would probably be closer to, with the exception of Dan bc I feel like he'd be like we're friends now :)) we shall hang or Charles bc he will just show up. I also imagine she has a pretty good friendship with any existing gf, however if a driver does have a gf and he is the love interest sorry bb girl u gotta go for the purposes of this fic

Sorry this is so long hahaaaaaaa glad you liked my Charles thoughts ilu

i honestly wasn’t going to share this like the rest of the anon asks i’ve gotten that i keep close to my heart but this was just too good to keep to myself.

LOOK! AT! THIS!

f1 drivers as frat bros/college students headcannon

i’m writing a series - each “chapter” will be a smut with a different frat bro and i’m hoping to post a sneak peek this week some time but here’s something to hold you over and give you some ideas

to my vcard anon - i appreciate this so much. my inbox is always open for ur thoughts bc they are SO GOOD !! can’t wait for you to read the first part of the series bby

PS if some of this doesn’t make sense to u feel free to send in asks (i know a lot of this is focused on american college culture so if u don’t get it i’m happy to explain)

[youandi29]

21 and 30 from the F1 questions? They seem intereating 😄

Oh ahaha not the most simple ones soooo :

21 - Who is the no-F1 driver you would love seen succeed ?

Honestly is it any doubt on that ? I mean I think everyone know I love Mick Schumacher no ? So yeah I would said Mick because I think he is such a sweet and passionate boy. He is been under so much pressure for years because people want him being like his dad. Yeah I would love seen him succeed and shut them up.

(I’m going to cheat on this one because come on there are so many 😭 like I want so badly to see Nico Hulkenberg on that podium, oh and Callum Ilott, he need to succeed too)

30 - What would you change in F1 ?

This is going to be long because I would change soooooo many thing in F1, let’s begin.

First of all I would change the budget for the teams. Or I would give to the small team more money or I would just put a limit to teams budget. Like every team can not spend more than 300 millions we year (don’t mind the number is randomly but you got the ideia). I think this would, first of all give a challenge to the teams because the biggest teams can’t not spend all the money they wanted and it would make the teams more equal.

Second, I would change free practice. I would impose to all the teams to have at least to different drivers to FP1. Let’s illustrate this one with Ferrari because of the FDA. The drivers of Ferrari are Charles and Sebastian so for Free Practice 1, Charles and Seb can’t drive the car. Ferrari need to put 2 other drivers, like Callum Illot and Robert Shwartzman to drive in FP1. I think this would be helpful for all the youngest drivers because before jumping in F1, they would have all a year of training in FP1 and this would be great for them. A little bit of a challenge for the F1 drivers but they’re in F1 for that no ?

Ok third one, I would change qualifying. The way qualifying is today make everything so easy for people who are winning and the biggest teams like Mercedes or Redbull (don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against theses teams, let’s just make F1 more fun). So I would put in place something like the reverse grid but not so simple.

Let’s take the EifelGP for exemple : the race before the German GP was Sochi, so let’s take the final resultas that was :

1 - Valtteri Bottas

2 - Max Verstappen

3 - Lewis Hamilton

4 - Sérgio Pérez

5 - Daniel Ricciardo

6 - Charles Leclerc

7 - Esteban Ocon

8 - Daniil Kvyat

9 - Pierre Gasly

10 - Alex Albon

11 - António Giovinazzi

12 - Kevin Magnussen

13 - Sebastian Vettel

14 - Kimi Räikkönen

15 - Lando Norris

16 - Nicholas Latifi

17 -Romain Grosjean

18 - George Russell

19 - Lance Stroll

20 - Carlos Sainz

So on Saturday you take this results and reverse them, it would but Carlos Sainz and Lance Stroll in the front row. We do a qualifying like a mini race, we have them like 30 minutes to race, overtake allow, DRS if you are in the second behind the next car, pit stop allowed if they want ( no one would pit in a 30 minutes race but okay)

They would start the eifel GP qualifying race in this order (reverse grid for the Sochi GP, the last race)

1 - Carlos Sainz

2 - Lance Stroll

3 - George Russell

4 - Romain Grosjean

5 - Nicholas Latifi

6 - Lando Norris

7 - Kimi Raikkonen

8 - Sebastian Vettel

9 - Kevin Magnussen

10 - António Giovinazzi

11 - Alex Albon

12 - Pierre Gasly

13 - Daniil Kvyat

14 - Esteban Ocon

15 - Charles Leclerc

16 - Daniel Ricciardo

17 - Sérgio Pérez

18 - Lewis Hamilton

19 - Max Verstappen

20 - Valtteri Bottas

I think this would make F1 so much excited, it would create so much overtake, battles and adrenaline for who is whatching. If you are quick and good at overtake you would overtake and finish on top. And teams would need to work on a strategy for Saturday too ( sorry Ferrari). So the order the drivers finish on Saturday would be the grid of Sunday race.

I, wouldn’t, change anything about the Sunday races, for me the 2 pits mandatory are not the solution. Managing the tyres is part of the things a driver need to know, if you make 2 pits stop what the purpose on managing the tyres ?

So yeah this is what I would change in F1. Thanks @krasnajawdowa for the questions, they are, indeed very interesting!

So there you have all my F1 changes, I’m going to present them to the FIA 😂