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[therefugeofbooks]

So sad that vampires in YA books have to be so morally "perfect", let them have a little of blood, as a treat

[ashwii]

Redraw from 2019 (original drawing under the cut)

UMM so I got into a rabbit hole of rewatching all the director's commentaries for all of them big Markiplier projects. Afterwards, I had violent flashbacks of a Damien drawing I made in 2019 like ??? I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT DRAWING????? like oml it was so weird just suddenly remembering a drawing i haven't thought about for 5 years. So here's ur man weeee

Sometimes, i don't think I ever improve, but looking at this after years of not even thinking about it? Man, it's so wild to see such an enormous difference. Honestly, I kinda more or less remember most of my drawings, so even if I haven't thought about a piece in a while it feels more like "oh yeah, that one" instead of a "OH MY GOD IM GETTING FLASHBACKS" so ig that's why i feel many interesting feelings abt this redraw XDD anyway im babbling but kisskiss hope yll enjoy lmao

[blu-ish]

sonic having a ✨gay panic✨ at the part 2 of the no justice for the blue

He was so real for that lmao 💀

He def had a mixed reaction from seeing Mr. Gay Highlights himself.

Like ONE, there is ANOTHER hedgehog. (consider his lil blue mind BLOWN)

And TWO, he's a really HANDSOME hedgehog. (activate da ✨gay panicc✨)

He is definitely flustered by those two things specifically, one a bit more than the other...

*edit*

OH YEAH AND THATS HES REALLY FUGGIN F A S T

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[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

hey, zaph, i got a quick question: if i had some philza art (nothing to do w/ whats happening w/ tommy, just phil n baby wil) that i'd like to post, would it be ok to tag it under zablr? i don't wanna be stepping on any toes or anything sjdjjcdx

(especially since, as it shows, the phil tag is kinda.....bad rn kzkfjcj)

I don't see why not tbh! Tho I am in No Way an authority

the tag was madee as an alt philza tag because BOY the philza tag was ROUGH for a while!

Lotta the zablr tag is meta about the Phil tag rn but you'll often find some cool art n shit posted there when it's calmer!

[feua]

I'm coloring the snail for my art project and I'm almost done, I'm so tired

[transsexual-divinity]

Yo I finally asked my mom for a binder and she said we'd order one today skskcjksmsma fuck yeah akdjdnmandhc I'm so fucking happy y'all skskxkskkz

[choiiminho]

I officially come off my meds tomorrow before starting my new ones so my tags r gonna be weird and I'm going 2 b very manic

[a-hobit]

LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

I saw a BKDK post from one of the animators that was literally just angst and it was supposedly Bakugo all bloody with a dreaded-fear look in his eyes while holding a badly beaten, unconscious Deku. Here's the description of it from ya know online stuff, and literally the tweet is already gone so I never got to see it and I just wanna knoe if the internet worked its magic and saved it? Bc I GOTTA see it. I might die if I don't.

So like, if you know what im talking about pls help and if not I'm sorry you are also now suffering without this amazing art.

BRUH WHAT??? like something leeked?? I really am not in the bkdk shit rn but I want to see too??!??!!

[georgeisabass]

Y’all I’m the only person in my family who is attempting to have any sort of emotional maturity

[blu-ish]

forgot to mention how much i love your artstyle <3

like how do you make them look so soft

- 💥

hhshjhs you think my artsyle is soft?

Honestly I just love drawing with pencil, I wanna one day buy a tablet and experiment ya knoe? (I had one but its broken) But paper and pencil was my first, (and my favorite lol) my older cousin got me into drawing in the first place.

He creates amazing art, even better now! His art started out rounded and squishy looking, so little me kinda mimicked him in a way lmao. It made me so happy whenever he shared his sketchbook with me.

After a long while, I finally started to develop my own style, and I learned to draw my favorite characters, simply because they made me happy.

Its how I like to relax, I find nothing better than to sit down on my bed and create something that makes me and others happy too. I put a lot of love into my art, as many artist do too! Even if its a doodle or semi colored with some bad markers xd

They're are so many other artists and writers that create such a cozy atmosphere, no matter the style, no matter the skill level, I always find myself coming back simply because their art or writing made me happy.

It makes my heart melt into a puddle knowing my art can create that same cozy feeling gahhsjsh thank you sm!!

[inkinary]

Oh for your requests, how about Piers, Raihan, and Leon and their friendship (completely platonic, I love the idea of them being best friends since their days in the gym challenge.) just a look inside to their dynamic as they spend time together as a group outside of just being the rivals.

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Breathe in.

Breathe out.

I can do this.

Piers leaned back on the bench of the challenger lobby, his slender fingers scratching at his Linoone's scruff as he tried to calm his unexpected surge of nerves. This was his first gym in the Challenge, the first time he gets to really play his own tune for all of Galar to see, first time the world will see what a young Spikemuth gym leader had to offer.

He swallowed, his electric blue eyes flickering to the arena door.

No flippin' pressure.

He ran a hand through his spiky hair, the white and black hairs mixing together into a frazzled mess of contrasting colors. Sure, he was a bit young for a gym leader at fifteen, heck, he hadn't even finished the challenge yet, something most kids, let alone GYM leaders his age had done; but he needed to prove it to them that Spikemuth was more than just a backup singer on the stages of Galar. The echo of the chairman's words flickered unbidden in his mind. He clamped down that thought, his eyes glaring at the white tiles of the pristine floors.

Spikemuth was NOT a joke. His HOME was not a JOKE.

He was going to prove that. Right here and now.

It felt like a Copperrajah was on his shoulders.

He wished this could be Marnie, she wouldn't let anyone down.

He let out a deep groan, his hand reaching for the comforting weight of his choker, only to remember he had left it in his locker. He reluctantly went back to petting his pokemon, clenching his teeth as he once again reined in his thoughts. He looked down at linoone, thrumming up all the courage he could.

"What am I doin'?! Lil' Marnie's trustin' me ta win this. If she believes in me, I knoe I can do if for 'er. Right Len?

The black-n-white weasel lolled its tongue, letting out a confident murp. Piers let himself smile, ruffling the bristly fur of the dark type.

"I knew ya'd agree wit me."

The sound of someone entering the room, laughing their heads off broke through his moment of confidence. He felt his shoulders sagging, his body trying to shrink itself in an attempt to hide from the THOUGHT of social interaction. He steeled himself, ready for whatever person had decided to pop his bubble.

Two teenage boys met his gaze.

He frowned studying them. The taller one looked like someone who didn't take no for an answer. His challenge outfit was almost drowned under the thick blue hoodie he sported, mock sharpedo teeth were sewn onto the edges of his hood. His black haired head was covered mostly in a well-loved orange beanie. He admired his guts to show of his own style like that. Maybe that was something he should do.

The other one...

That was that Leon kid.

Was that an oversized cape of some kind?

He blinked. That was most definitely a cape, fit more for an adult than the scraggly teen it rested on. His blue hair was messily tied up, and half shoved under his cap, already sporting all but one badge on its surface.

Well.

That's not intimidating at all.

The shorter one gave him a blinding smile, his golden eyes gleaming as he waved.

"Hi there! You here for the Challenge too?"

Piers let out a soft breath, running his hand over Linoone's head again.

"Yeah, this is mah first one. Name's Piers."

The taller one spoke up, his teeth flashing in a dangerous grin as he struck a pose, the smaller one shaking his head at his friend with a smile.

"I'm Raihan. The Royal Shrimp here is Leon. We're on our way to become champions of Galar!"

Piers couldn't help the snort that managed to weasel its way out of him.

"Ya know. Two blokes cannae be tha champion. Only one of ya will get that one."

The two friends looked at each other, a wordless challenge passing between them. Raihan flashed him another smile.

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

Piers felt a ripple of spirit echo through him, and he met their confident gaze with his own. He couldn't remember the last time he felt like this. Like the world was his stage, and the sun was his spotlight.

"What if I wanna be champion? Whatcha gonna do?"

The two gave him a look of surprise, both of their faces slowly morphing into eager grins as they registered his challenge. Leon crossed his arms, his oversized cape swallowing his attempt at being intimidating.

"Guess we'll be burning two bridges then won't we?"

Piers let his face fall into a smirk, the expression familiar but almost forgotten as he stood. Linoone took his place at his side as he stuck a hand out to them.

"Guess so, mate."

The two friends laughed, Raihan accepting his handshake and pulling him toward Leon, slinging one arm over his shoulders. Leon slapped him on the back, flashing him a champion smile.

"Looks like this is a three-way competition."

How did he get himself into this?

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"Leon. If ya don't come outta that office, Imma drag ya outta there mahself. Ya've not hung wit us in FOREVA."

"Come ONNN Leon! you have been in there for DAYS. What happened to the Three Musketeers?!"

"Come on bro! You can't work yourself to death!"

"Leon, so help me if you do not get out of that office RIGHT NOW, I will find where you and Gloria keep Eternatus and release it just so you WILL PAY US SOME ATTENTION!!"

"Ah... mate. Tha's a lil extreme."

Leon shook his head, leaning back in his leather chair as he tried to keep from laughing. It had been two months since the Darkest Day had spread over Galar. Two months since he had taken the position of Chairman in Rose's place. Two months since his life as Galar's Champion had ended, and his new path had begun with all of its overwhelming busyness. Time was short these days, and he was barely making enough time for everyday life, let alone every inner working of his homeland.

A fact that was emphasized by the three doofuses currently beating on his window.

He shook his head, his golden eyes gleaming as he crossed the room to the glass overlooking the main city of Galar. The window itself should be impossible to reach, as it was SEVERAL stories up and impossible to reach; but never the less his friends were professionals at figuring out impossible feats.

Piers, Raihan, and surprisingly Hop were currently balancing on the chrome head of the Pokenet celebrity's Gigantamaxed Duraludon. Why in the regions they thought that was a GOOD idea was beyond him.

That means it was probably Raihan's idea.

The ex-champion shook his head, unlatching the window to the world outside. The sounds and smells of Galar hit him like a Sucker punch to the face.

He really had been in Ros-- HIS office for a long time, had he?

He shot the trio a half-hearted annoyed look, his uncontrollable half-laughter making it hard to believe.

"I have an elevator, two receptionists, a phone and a DOOR... And this is the best idea you three thought of?"

Raihan glanced over at Piers, who held him an I-told-you-so look behind his tired eyes.

"Wasn't mah idea, mate. I wanted ta call ya."

Raihan threw his arms in the air, almost succeeding in toppling them all off of the pokemon.

"WHERE is the FLARE in THAT Piers? He NEVER answers his phone!"

Hop crossed his arms, the tails of his labcoat flapping in the winds skirting between the two massive buildings.

"I was going to send a carrier Pidgy."

"I don't even NEED ta explain why tha's a bad idea Hop."

Leon shook his head. His friends were worried (Plus his brother) enough about him to pull a stunt like this just to get his attention. He must really have been overdoing it. He pretended to walk away, turning back to his office with a hidden grin.

"I really have a lot to do today, so I need to get back--"

"Obstagoon! Obstruct!"

"Torcoal! Body press!"

"Dubwool! Headbutt!"

Well, this wasn't going to end well.

The sound of three pokeballs launching cut off his thoughts. Hop's Dubwool, Piers' Obstagoon, and Raihan's Torcoal stood blocking his path back to the office. The rockstar's companion let out a gleeful screech, crossing his arms as a wall of invisible energy blocked his advancement into the safety of his office. Dubwool and Torcoal rushed forward quicker than he had time to react, shoving him out the window and onto the dangerously smooth surface of Duraludon's head. He hit the metal with a clang, the trio laughing as he batted Dubwool aside enough to see them. He shot them a bemused look.

"I guess I have no say in the matter then?"

Raihan pulled him to his feet, wrapping his arms around him in a pseudo headlock as Hop grabbed his ankles.

"Not a chance Lee."

Piers straightened, shooting him a rare grin as he recalled his Obstagoon.

"Not this time Champ, we're kidnappin' ya."

The dark gym leader gave him a slap on the back. Raihan let go of Leon's head, choosing instead to throw an arm around his shoulders as he called out to his Duraludon.

"HEAD TO THE NEAREST HANGOUT DURALUDON! WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A CHAMPION TIME!"

The Pokémon let out a reverberating roar that shook Leon to his core. He let out a soft laugh, slinging his arms around his friends.

They were all Champions in his mind.

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(Cracks fingers)

FANTASTIC prompt Anon (I hate calling you guys anons... It feels so impersonal. Therefore I will name you all! Your name shall be... Andi!)

Your wish is my command! I decided on a Writing prompt on this one, that way I can pack the most punch in all the aspects of their relationship, and the journey they have gone through. I had to do some research to double check some things (Namely, if a gym leader can take on the gym challenge) but this was a really fun ask! I got a little goofy on the end, but from my observations of my brothers, this is the best idea I have of ULTAMATE BRO-NESS. I hope you enjoyed it Andi!

I'll try to keep up with these request as much as I can, so KEEP 'EM COMIN'!

-Embargo-

[corpsehusband-simp]

Weight of the World

WARNING: This is a sensitive Fic that deals with depression, mentions of dark thoughts, punching a wall, and anxiety. It has a fluffy ending. 

A/N: Please put yourself first and don't read this fic if it will put you in any kind of dark place because of what is metions and please know that my DM’s are always open. Feel free to message me all hours of the day or night, I am always here to talk.

 Request: this is a touchy request so i understand if you are uncomfortable with writing it. it’s kinda a comfort/coping prompt but can you write corpse x reader where reader has been going through manic depression and just pushes everyone away and performs self destructive behavior, and corpse has to talk y/n out of su*icide? recently i’ve just.. been really going through it is all i can say. if you don’t wanna write it, totally understandable ❤️

Paring: Corpsex reader, Sykkuno x reader (best friends)

You rolled over in your bed as your phone rang, hiding yourself further into your covers. You woken up yesterday morning and your depression had hit you full force. You couldnt really put a finger on wheat caused your manic depressive episode but it was kicking your ass. It had been a while since you felt like this and you couldnt find the strength at the moment to pull yourself out of it and in doing so you were pushing away the person you loved the most. Corpse. The love of your life but you couldnt even answer his phone calls or texts. Instead you physically turned away from his caller ID, the last time you had talked to him was through a text yesterday telling him that you needed space and that was all.

The more you thought about it the angrier it made you, the angrier you became with yourself. As your mind slipped into darker, angrier thoughts your phone rang again but think time it was your best friend Sykkunos ring tone, Big booty bitches. 

Corpse must have called him. You thoguht before reluctantly picking up the phone, wiping tears from your face. “What Sykkuno”

“Oh uh h-hi y/n. I just wanted to uh call you and check up on you, you didnt come to the Among Us lobby yesterday.” You sighed.

“Im fine Sy.” Your tone was short and rough, you hated acting this way but you didnt want to pull anyone else down intot the slump that you were in.

“O-okay, well im here okay. Love you y/n/n”

“Yeah love you too sy. Never forget that.” and with that you hung up on him, tears running down your face again as your thoughts continued down a dark route.

CORPSE POV

Corpse was going out of his mind trying to figure out what was going on with you. After your text yesterday he had been battling his anxiety on wether or not he should oush the situation, corpse knew you depression could get back sometimes but he also understood sometimes people just needed space. So he turned to the only other person he could trust right now, Sykkuno.

“Hey buddy.”

“Oh hey corpse, whats goin on?” It made corpse smile to hear that at least sykkuno was still his normal cheerie self.

“I need a favor, I think y/n is having another episode butbut she wont answer my calls so I was wondering if you could try and call her for me. See if she answers.”

“Yeah of course man, but why dont you just go over there?” Corpse sighs.

“Im going to but I dont want to push ya know. Its- this is a touchy thing.” Sykkuno hums in agreement before hanging up. Corpse paces back and forth in his livingroom till Sykkuno calls back.

“Hey Corpse”

“Did she answer?” Sykkuno sighs.

“Yeah and she doesnt sound like shes doing very well.Im actually really really worried Corpse.” Before Sykkuno could even finish his sentence Corspe was grabbing his car keys and hoodie.

“Im heading over there now, Ill text you later with and update. Thank you for calling her.”

“Of course, just keep me updated.” Corpse faster than he ever had , it was a mirical he didnt get pulled over.

Please be okay, please be okay. He repeated in his mind over and over as he run up to your apartment door. He entered quietly and quickly, not even bothering to take his shoes off. You entire apartment was dark and eerily quiet but as he neared your bedroom he could hear your quiet cries coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door and tires to open it but it was locked.

“Go away.” You cried with broke Corpses heart.

“Baby girl, please open the door.”

“NO please just go away!”

Your POV

You felt out of control as you cried so you puched and yelp in pain. Corpse wastes no time kicking in the door.

“Im sorry baby Ill fix that I promise.” He says quickly as he kneels down beside you. You didnt know if it was the suddenness of the door kicking in or him beig here or both but you broken down into even more of a crying mess on your bathroom floor. Corpse pulls you into his chest and you try to fight him off. 

“No leave me alone, go away!” He only held you tighter and closer.

“Y/N I’m not going anywhere. We made a promise to eachother remember? We promised to never leave eachother remember? Me and you together. Im promise to fight next to you. So please just breath and let me help baby please.” Eventually you stopped fighting against him and clung to him like your life depended on it, and in this moment you were positive it did. You didnt know how much time passed between that moment and when Corpse finally stood, holding you bridalstyle as he carried you to the room. You laid both you you down, never letting you leave his hold. As you laid there Corpse left sof kisses around your face and whispered sweet loving things to you.

“You are so strong Y/n” He ran his fingers through your hair and kissed your forehead. “You are beautiful and smart” Corpse kisses your temple. “You are worth every single breath you take, every single atom and molecule in this universe that you take up you are worthy of.” He gently lifts you chin so you were looking up at him with your red, puffy eyes. “A wise girl once told me, that I know it gets hard and feels like the weight of the world is one your shoulders but theres two of us now and you dont have to take the weight on alone.” You sniffle and look up at him.

“Hey I said that.” Your voice was weak and horse from crying.

“Yes baby girl, you did, and I hope you knoe its true. I am right here.”

“I dont want to burden you, I know you have some much on your plate already I dont want to throw my shit on there too.” He shakes his head and lays his forehead on yours. 

“You arent burdening me, the only thing that ever puts more stress on my plate is when you push me away because I cant help you when you do that.” You sniffle reaching up and brush your finger tips across his cheek. 

“Im so sorry I put you through this.” Tears started to well up in your eyes but Corpse qucikly wipes under them and peppers your forehead in kisses.

“Hey hey hey none of that baby. Alls well now. Im here now.”

“Thank you my love. You are my rock.’

“And you are mine”

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Requests (5/23/2021)

Hi lovelies! I’ve been getting so many requests & I’m working hard to get all of them in the queue. Thanks for sending them my way! I’m writing to let you know that the queue is now full until the end of June. I was able to get every requests from my May 8th post in there except for a few. Requests from May 8th for captions featuring Katy Perry, Jenna Fischer, Marisol Nichols, Addison Rae, Ariana Grande, Erin Kellyman, Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, Jhene Aiko, & Kirstin Maldonado will be posted in early July.

But there have been an absolute ton of requests since then too, yay! So I’m listing all the requests that I haven’t gotten to below. If you made a request but don’t see it below that might be for a few reasons. 1) I’ve written it already and it will be posted in June. 2) It’s one of the requests I posted on May 8th so I won’t talk about it here. 3) I considered it a demand not a request (for example, I received two that said “Anything with,” that wasn’t really a request just telling me to do it. Sorry if this bothers some of you but it is an issue with me so make sure you word your requests AS requests). Either way, thanks for the love, lovelies! :D

Anonymous said:

Could you do one with either Kelley O’hara or Alex Morgan from the USWNT about a guy soccer player watching the US win the world cup and then want to be them or something like that?

I actually know who both those are (shockingly enough, I don’t really follow sports) so sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Could you do lorengrey captions? She’s so hot

Sorry sweetie, don’t know who that is. :(

Anonymous said:

Hi I just had an idea for a game you could do. It could be where someone has to say as a boy what they’re like physically in stages. So first stage is hair color for example, second stage could be height, third stage could be body type, etc. An example would be if I was a black hair, short height, thick body type, I would match up with someone like Nicki Minaj. Just an idea which you could extend on. Hopefully it makes sense. I appreciate you!

I actually have a game like this mapped out called “Build a Sissy” where you choose age, hair color, and bra size, but it would take a LOT of work to make so I haven’t written it yet. Maybe some day though. :)

Anonymous said:

I would love to see a Tori Kelly caption. Her hair and body are not typical but beautiful for a white girl. I say that last sentence respectfully. I think having a caption with her would be great

Sure thing! Tori Kelly is a cutie. :)

Anonymous said:

Ok I'm not sure if u'll know these 2 cuz even I had to look them up for the names but anne dudek and maitland ward theyre the 2 blonde sisters from white chicks not sure if uve seen it but if u can could u make a caption for them please?

I DO know who they are! I’ve been thinking about doing a White Chicks caps because there’s a lot of cute looks in that movie (especially for Busy Phillips who I just love) so sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Could u do Yvette nicole brown from community? Id like to see some big girl love

Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

I already know that this request is probably gonna be a No but I still have to ask whats the ruling on GCI enhanced celebrities like Taylor swift from Cats?  Or is that too much like "Furry" stuff. Now I'm Feeling this will be a No for multiple reasons

So it is not an issue with CGI “enhanced” celebrities but for Cats it is because I do not have a Furry fetish and I get uncomfortable thinking about writing caps for it. But I write caps with “manips” all the time (photoshopped images of celebs) so I’m not ruling out CGI enhanced celebs all together.

Anonymous said:

Can you do one of Lindsey stirling? And for the story can it be a guy trying to learn Violin but he cant seem to focus he even tried hot female teachers but it didnt work then he gets a male teacher than he starts focusing and wanting to please the teacher he becomes a sissy sorry its a long request

Sounds fun, sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Hi big fan and I think you’ve been doing amazing work. Is there anyway you could do a story about a guy who loses a bet to sorority girl and is forced to get his nails painted and turned into a girl? I love the idea of having a boys nails painted against his will. I’d love one with Selena Gomez but if you think another celeb would be better I leave that cumpletely to you.

Totally! This sounds fun. :D

Anonymous said:

Can you do thelma and Louise?

I’m assuming you mean Geena Davis & Susan Sarandon from Thelma & Louise so yes. Yes I can. :)

Anonymous said:

Can you do a caption from the movie bridesmaids? Like when theyre all trying on dressess or something?

I haven’t seen Bridesmaids (I know I know) but I can try something. :)

Anonymous said:

it would be super cool if you could do some more games! They’re my fav

Glad you like them! As long as I’m not on hiatus, games will be posted every second Saturday. I’ve already got two set for June. :)

Anonymous said:

Hey huge fan of your recent work and super excited about new caps!! Do you think you could do one about a college guy who drops out in pursuit of being a stand up comedian, but the comedy club needs a female comic so they turn him into a girl? I was thinking maybe Nikki Glaser, she so funny and sexy. Thanks can’t wait to see all your new stuff!!

Oooo, Nikki Glaser is great. Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Can you make a caption about a guy who makes fun of curvy and thicc women, where the women get their revenge and turn the guy into Nia Jax?

You got it!

Anonymous said:

Hi Me again on the topic of the assembly line worker caption sequel if you do it i just an idea for the story like before depicting the sissies "first time"  but you can have it be that the coworker doesnt know and is telling everyone about the chick he slept with last night and the sissy is just thinking "if only they knew"idk i thought it was good anyways thank u again

So this message is in reference to a sequel caption that was requested & that I did write and will be posted in June. I’m sharing it here to let the anon know that I wrote the cap BEFORE I got this second request so there will be a followup but the story will be different. I hope that’s ok.

Anonymous said:

Hi idk if u watch wrestling or not I see u have some captions of wwe womens wrestlers but im not sure have far ur knowledge of it is? Could u do a caption of Rhea Ripley if u know her?

I have never seen a single episode of WWE, I do not watch wrestling, and yet somehow every time someone requests a wrestler I know who she is. Don’t ask me how because I do not know. Anyways, yeah I can do a Rhea Ripley one. :)

Anonymous said:

Could you do a caption about a janitor for sissy co. That finds out the strange goings on at work and tries to blow the whistle on the whole operation but is caught and turned into a sissy maid for the sissy co. Corporate office abit specific I know but ive been thinking on that awhile however u do it will be perfect thanks

You got it!

Anonymous said:

Could you do katheryn Hahn from wandavision specifically the 80s look with the Big hair and aerobics outfit

Oooo, sounds nice. I’ll type that up for sure. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi big fan of your caps!! Do you think you could do a cap where a football player wants to go to the NFL but gets hurt, so they turn him into a female commentator, maybe Lauren Rutledge? If you don’t know her, she’s been a college football reporter for awhile and was also a former Miss Florida. Anyways I just think any guy would be lucky to be turned into her and I love your caps keep up the great work!!

Me: *googles Lauren Rutledge to see if it’s who I’m thinking of* How do I know who this is? Anyways, yes I can write this. :)

...for some reason there are no GIFs of her though so I’m just gonna move on.

Anonymous said:

Hi I'm the one that requested the LONG list of celebs I'm still really sorry about that I didnt realize how many it actually was till I looked back so I wanna retract some for your sake tell ya what if you havent done any already just do the ones that are specifically marked (as in the ones detailed by movie or show theyre in) the ones that are just names you can leave out i knoe its still alot but hopefully that takes some weight off of ya sorry again

You don’t have to be sorry! Like I said, in the future I’d ask that folks limit requests to no more than 3 celebs at a time but you didn’t know that. I’d never said that before. I typed up every celebrity and they’re going to be sprinkled in during June. Hope you like them! :)

Anonymous said:

Hello ^^ I love your work. Can u make a caption with the name "jules" and Ariana Grande please? Thank you

Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Hey, not really an ask, but something I needed to share

I'm the one that asked for the Stephanie Beatriz caption from a whole back, and I absolutely loved how it turned out. Each time you roll out a new caption is like a small thrill to me and I read them right as they're released.

Now this wouldn't be an ask if I wasn't asking something, right? Well, next month sees the release of the "In the Heights" movie, and there's an opportunity there to do a series of captions using stephanie Beatriz from that same movie.

In conclusion, I love your captions so much, you're amazing!

Awww, this is such a sweet message. Thank you! And YAAASSSSS! Ever since the first trailer for In the Heights dropped I was like, “I must write a caption with her in this!” So you can imagine how fun it’s been waiting this entire time. *eye twitches*. We’ll have to wait until the movie comes out for me to be sure I can find a good image but this IS a caption I want to write. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi I just recently came across your blog and fell in love with it!! The caption with the football player being turned into Bella Thorne is one of my favorites!! I’d love so much if you could do a sequel or something to that cap it was so amazing and I need to know what else happens to “her”. I’m not sure if this is possible or if you even do sequels but this cap was great and I look forward to all the others!!!

Glad you like it! I’m always looking for sequel captions to write on Throwback Thursday so you’ll get this for sure. :)

Anonymous said:

Hey big fan! Do you think you could do a caption where a short guy gets made fun of by all his girl friends for how short he is? Ariana Grande is fairly short and I think a caption of her (of age of course) would be awesome

You got it!

Anonymous said:

Can you do one with the bella twins as two guys who fought over the same girl then the girl turns them both into look alikes of her but then they start fighting over the same guy

Yep!

Anonymous said:

Do you know suzy berhow? Or angie Griffin? If so would love a caption of either of them please

Sorry sweetie, I don’t know who those are. :(

Anonymous said:

Would appreciate more Sia captions please when u get the chance

I will remember that. :)

Anonymous said:

Can make some Winnie Harlow caption please? I adore her style

Sorry lovely, I don’t know who that is. :(

Anonymous said:

How about instead of removing the captions with Demi in them ,the images of Demi were just replaced with another celeb and if Demi is mentioned by name in the caption then that could be edited  to mention a different celeb. I respect Demi's decision I do but lets not lose some well made captions. Also if you could please make a caption where Amy Adams feminises a fan and raises them as her daughter and Kristen Stewart makes you her submissive wife that would be appreciated. I'm a fan of them.

So about the Demi Lovato captions: I understand your feelings but I’m still going to delete the original captions. Because of how my captions are made I can’t just go back in & swap out an image or edit the text, I have to remake it from the ground up. I am hoping to do that with some (maybe all) of the Demi Lovato captions & re-publish them, but I’m still going to delete the originals.

I can do the Kristen Stewart one for sure and I’ll TRY to do the Amy Adams one I just am not 100% sure I can find a pic for that but we’ll see. :)

Anonymous said:

If it’s possible before your summer hiatus could you do a caption with Amanda Crew (silicon valley, sex drive)?

I will do one with Amanda Crew but I can’t commit to doing it before the hiatus.

About the hiatus: I don’t know when it’s going to be. I want to TRY to make it to at least July 18th because I have a specific game in mind I want to post for 5 years of Celebrity TG Captions games, but after that I have no idea. I’ve been writing caps for a longer stretch of time since normal since I’ve switched to a part-time blog so I might burn out at any second but for right now I’ve still got some juice.