#i know i know...

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! - Tasty

(NSFW but not really?? lol)

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Imagine!

Beel feeding his thick weiner to you ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

What you may think I mean : 🍆 💦

What I actually mean :

[hawkdisaster]

Currently hurting myself with this : when Anakin Solo die, the first person to welcomed him in Force Ghost Heaven (or whatever) was Anakin Skywalker, his own grandfather. Can you imagine this ? You're just a kid who just lose his own life, and the first face you see in your afterlife is the person after who you are named.

[silmeria-lafleur]

OC - Reika Tsukihana

This time of year I'm full of work, which is a very good thing... but it greatly reduces the time I have to play FFXIV and think/do about my own projects. I just want to finish the stories and drawings I have with my favorite elezen and I don't want to be away for so long again. Maybe for now I should dedicate myself to make some headcanons? At the moment I can't think of anything in particular, so I'm open to questions!

I also did some upgrades to my computer, preparing for the next expansion. Nothing too expensive, but at least I know it won't explode with the new graphics 🤭 So that's good!

[chrisbangs]

also... i do think its crazy that its been 143 days since his last live if im not mistaken......... the universe is in love with him...

[shrubbyjupiter-art]

🖤💙 old but a goodie

[ladyinthebluebox]

each time i switch between Odyssey & Origins i can't help but notice how Senu is such a quiet birdie in comparison to Ikaros. 'cause this little greek gentleman keeps constantly SCREAMING over Kassandra's head 😂

[dragonsong17]

Hunting for the last couple of rainbow frogs was filling me with rage so i decided to take a break from that and try out Pitioss Dungeon. A number of flying car crashes later, I finally made it there and A) this is not at all what I was expecting and B) this is somehow much, much worse

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night)

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.