#i know it won't happen but a girl can dream

[thenewausten]

Camping with Quackity <3

TW: smut 🔞

It would be a cozy afternoon where you decided to drive and camp at the middle of a nowhere just because you were bored of staying at home watching movies or going out to restaurants.

"It's very nice here, what do you think?!" Alex asks when he stops the car in a spot next to a forest. "Yeah, it's great." You answer, the smell of grass makes you smile, you love being around the nature and it was something you wanted to do more. "Let's set up the tent, amor." Alex says and you nod, you both get out of the car. "Imagine, baby, if there's a fuckin' serial killer around the forest and the asshole kills us for no reason at all?! Like, we'd die for free." You say, and Alex looks at you, scared. "Now I won't be able to relax, Y/N." He says and you laugh. "Oh, c'mon. It won't happen, dude."

"Yeah, right." He says. You both set up the tent and put some pillows you brought. "Let's eat?! I'm hungry." You say and your boyfriend nods. "I'm so glad it's cold." He whispers and you smile. "Why?"

"Because we can cuddle." He whispers and kisses your neck, you smile. "That's cute, babyy." Your lips touches his and Alex hugs you. "We should eat first, I won't be able to stop if we start kissing." He says, making you smile and blush a little.

After "dinner" (sandwiches you made), you were just cuddling and talking about your dreams for the future. "We should get married at the Church where My Chemical Romance made the "Helena" clip." Alex says and you laugh. "I don't know, baby, but... Yeah, we can see it." You answer and he nods. "We should have two kids, you know?! A girl and a boy."

"What if we have, like, two girls or two boys?!" You ask him and he smiles. "Well, we can have more than two kids, right?! Two boys and one girl, two girls and one boy..."

"Yeah, no! Two is already too much, imagine three, Alex?!" You ask him and the boy makes a sad grimace. "We should have just a little boy, or girl." You say. "Noooo, two kids, amor! One girl and one boy." He whispers and you roll your eyes with a smile on your lips. "Fine, 'Lex." He kisses all over your face as soon as you answer him. "I love you so much, mi amor." He whispers. "I love you too, Alex." You hold his face with your both hands and give him a peck on the lips.

"We should start now, you know?!" He says and you laugh. "Ain't no fuckin' way, Alex. I have to finish my college and you have to propose to me first."

"Okay, it's fair. We should just..." He kisses your neck, putting himself on top of you. "Have a little train, then." You smile at Alex, kissing his lips. "I agree, baby." Alex kisses your lips, his tongue sliding into your mouth as one of his hands roams through your body. "You're so hot." He whispers when he breaks the kiss to unbutton your pajama shirt, Alex can't help but suck one of your boobs as soon as he takes your shirt off, making you moan with the delicious feeling. "I love when you moan like this, amor." He whispers, his tongue on your nipple. "And I don't even started, mi vida." You whimper as you feel Alex fingers on your clit, the boy smiles when you close your eyes with the pleasure, the boy takes your panties off, the little yellow light of a little battery powered lamp lightens your naked body. "So beautiful and all mine." He whispers and kisses your neck, Alex groans as you rub your cunt against his hardened cock. "Take your clothes off, 'Lex. It's unfair to have you all dressed." You whisper, Alex smiles and obeys you, taking his shirt, underwear and pants. "Are you happy now, princess?!" He asks you. "Not yet, you know?!" You say, suggestively, and he laughs. "Let me just..." Alex slides the condom on his cock and approach you, his dick on your entrance as he kisses your face. "Are you comfortable with these pillows?!" The boy asks. "Yes, don't worry." You answer, the boy kisses your lips as his dick enters on your cunt, making you both moan. "Feels so good, 'Lex." You whimper. "I know, amor, I kn-, shit." He groans against your neck and you moan. "I love you so much, Alex." You whisper and Alex smiles. "I love you so much, Y/N." The boy kisses your lips, his dick fucking the shit out of you, but his touches on your skin is so soft it's almost contradictory. "You're so beautiful, amor." He whispers and you smile. "You too, 'Lex." You kiss his lips. "So handsome." He smiles, his whines fill the tent just like your moans.

"I'm close, amor." He whispers and you nod. "Me too, 'Lex." You hug Alex as his hands touches your face, you both come together and he stops moving his hips, falling with his head on your chest. "I love you." He kisses your heart and you caress his black hair. "I love you too, baby." You kiss his head.

"Can I confess something?!" He asks after a couple of minutes. "Sure."

"I'm scared of... Uh, someone... Like, as you said before, appears here and kill the both of us." He whispers and you laugh. "Unbelievable, Alex."

"I'm sorry, amor, but I don't want to die!" He says and you smile. "You're so cute, you know?!"

"Uhm... Amor, please, can we sleep on my car?!" He asks and you nod. "Sure, baby. We can leave to our home too, if you want to."

"Uh, it'd be nice, but I'm tired to drive." He says and you nod. You both get up and Alex undo the tent, you try as much as you can to make the back of his car comfortable for the both of you and as soon as you lay down with your head on Alex's chest, you want to sleep. "Good night, mi vida, I love you so much."

"Good night, my dear. I love you too." You whisper to him and hug him tighter.

You both slept like two angels in heaven, and thank God none serial killer appeared to kill you both as Alex feared.

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy the writing! :)

Requests are open!

[musicalchaos07]

I know we all want an og monster hunting trio revival in s5 but consider the following instead:

It's giving The boys are back in town, the boys of summer, The boys are back. A little mansplain, manipulate, malewife. Very much introducing your new bestie to the one that got away and them hitting it off.

[sandinthepipes]

No cause now after last time I'm invested in the Winchesters and I don't even watch the show.

Let me clarify: I don't want to care about anything spn related anymore. Let it die.

[eg515]

as much as I don't care about the Damon-taking-the-cure storyline, I'd pay good money to see Damon, who is famous for picking fights with people much bigger and stronger than him, who never knows when to shut his mouth, who always acts first and maaaaaybe thinks second, who has made many enemies over two centuries, who has a habit of very easily making new enemies left and right, try to live as a human. that would be so much fun

[anonfromtheflight]

What if one of the S3 parallels it's to the S1's scene with Wille quietly singing a line of what he remembers from Simon's song (he was too dazed because of their kiss to remember much, not judging my relatable boy) while he and Simon are being cute together and asking Simon's what's the next line and Simon singing more of it to him???

(Maybe they can even talk about how Simon should change some of the lyrics since they're together now and maybe scrap the Hillerska from it and explicitly make it a love song to Wille????)

WHAT IF????? WHAT THEN!!????

[incorrectpizza]

no one:

absolutely no one:

my inner sabezra fan: "next time, i think it's much more plausible for sabine and ezra to have an explicitly romantic reunion scene because they've already done their awkward catch-up once. they can't waste any more time."

[thotinos]

Tbh I never had a strong opinion on Buddie. If they end up together then great!! Love it!! But if they don't then... meh i don't mind all that much

But I swear if Buck and Tommy don't spend the rest of the season being grossly in love like silly teenagers and fucking nasty on live television I will lose my fucking mind

[cellberry]

*Slips the QSMP admins a 50*

So, I've got an idea for how you can tie off the Hope/Memory plot thread...

[saiyanmazen]

Dragon Ball Daima

What if they have to wait years to return to their true ages because the dragon only can change one or two at a time? Then some of them might reach puberty before returning.

Now imagine Vegeta and Bulma as teenagers. All those hormones making them volatile and horny... dangerous combination.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

a tragedy of canon? my ships rarely see the light of reality, and thus, I must suffer 😭

[quietzap]

.

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

As entertaining as woman Jesus would be, I can't stop imagining Keanu Reeves Jesus.

[mrfandomwars]

So I was scrolling through Star Wars YouTube - an error, I know - and I came across a critic about Sattine that I wanted to address:

They were criticism her not having a standing army + not reforming the warriors into a police force.

And I just wanted to point the following: We do know for a fact that the New Mandalorians had a Police Force, called Mandalorian Guard, from which you also had the Mandalorian Protectors - members of which were Fenn Rau - and the Secret Services - the Mandalorian Guard which, if you go with the Legends that the Mandostans so much love, they were formed by various clans and the structure was specifically made to avoid clans separating themselves from other clans (thus preventing clans not getting along and starting a problem of clans not working together).

As for the army... aren't you fans always saying that all the Mandalorians are an army in on itself? Ready to fight at the call? New Mandalorians won the Great Clan Wars, you could point out that the New Mandos lost against Maul and the Crime Syndicates - which I remind you were needed by Death Watch because Satine had the majority of the Mandalorian people backing her up - but like. We do the see the Mandalorian Guard fighting the syndicates. Who had blasters. And the majority of the Mandalorian people we can assume didn't, let alone armour on themselves really - especially if, ya know, the majority of the people weren't part of the warrior elite.

And that also the warriors are considered a minority, an elite minority but a minority in 4 million people (in comparison, Naboo has 4.5 billion people) still

And also felt comfortable enough to protest against Satine in a open space - which could be for various reasons, from the guard actually holding the syndicates back to the syndicates actually only attacking the priority points that Maul ordered an attack on and no where else but like. no one knew that outside of the syndicate (though, if we go with 'good strategist mandos' thing maybe they figured that out so they weren't worried) and we know the Mandos are crazy but i'm pretty sure that the number we saw probably wasn't the entire population (I'm horrible with crowd numbers but I'm guessing from 500 to 2000 max) so like.

Idk man, we have evidence that there existed police and people meant to protect, we know that teenagers knew how to fight while at the same time that the majority of the people weren't part of the Mandalorian warrior elite and that they were already at an disadvantage in numbers + were surprised after a relative safe 20 years of peace and recovery thus didn't have stuff ready + were apparently comfortable enough to protest and we can assume it wasn't the entire

[pendragora]

You see, the problem is, I want to be a manic pixie girl, a tempting vixen, an enchantress that steals hearts and makes people yearn for her, but not. Not in the male gaze way. I don't want to be perceived by men. I want my girlies and everyone who is not a man to look at me and go "her. HER." which is problematic to do because men exist and our local laws do not protect me from them as a woman

[cerealbishh]

au where kimiko and annie are friends with victoria?

[anaalnathrakhs]

.