#i know people see me aggressively simping for this man

[itzsassha]

Mr.Reed.... dont look at me like that 🙈💓 ...

[laythestar]

You're my sweet sweet flower

Author's Notes: If you guys like it, I can write more of Mafia!Steve being a simp for reader <3

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Many would think that a man like Steve Rogers would be cold with his new girlfriend.

  Mostly because he was the Head of the Mafia, they called him The Captain; the man that no one could defeat. He had connections with doctors, policemen and even people in the media like actors, models and journalists. Everyone feared Steve Rogers, because how could you predict the next step of the man that is always three steps ahead of you.

   So it was a surprise to his men when they saw Steve be so sweet, so gentle and patient with his new girlfriend. Because unlike this relationship, Rogers was always aloof with his partners, always distant and always secretive to them.

“My flower, are you sure you don’t want me to buy these heels for you? You could wear them on our next date? They match that dress that I bought for you.” Steve spoke softly, caressing your arm while the two of you were scrolling through the app where you bought your clothes.

   In the end, Steve managed to make you let him buy not only the heels, but the necklace that matched the heels, the earrings that matched the necklace and the purse that matched with the earrings. He was the leader of a Mafia, he knew how to persuade people.

   His men continued to watch both of your interactions, the only one who was used to this was Bucky, but it was because he was literally the one that brought the two of you together (It were a hard work for him but in the end he succeeded in making his best friend achieve happiness).

   It was a common thing for Steve to call you flower, they didn’t knew why he called you that, but you were called flower. He usually spent his free time on facetime just to know what you were doing, how was your vacation in Italy with your friends. If you were on your period Steve would order Bucky to buy everything you need and only Bucky was allowed to do this because no one else could know where your house was.

   On Fridays Steve always bought flowers; red tulips, because he saw that it meant a declaration of love. And usually, the flowers were accompanied with some expensive chocolate. And if he couldn’t take you on your usual dinners, because of his meeting with his men or potential allies, Steve would be so heartbroken that you shouldn’t be surprised if he cancels all of the meetings he has the next day just to spend the entire day cuddling with you.

    With all that, what the Steve Rogers’ men could see was that he was completely enamored with you, and if the hickeys on his neck could be any indication, you were also very passionate about him.

Well, at least their boss stopped being the aggressive person he was before he met you. So they consider this a win.

[callofdudes]

He's been on my mind ❤️ just some little ideas for Rodolfo (Alejandro gets thrown in too let's be honest.)

I love the headcanon I have for Rodolfo (other people also might think this I'm not sure.) But he's small and quiet and doesn't do a lot to make himself known. Personally, Alejandro and him are a fucking UNIT on the field. In any sense.

But my all time headcanon for Rodolfo is when he gets pissed, he gets downright demonic. Like this little man is so calm but if you hurt Alejandro or someone very close to him everyone is going to be questioning what possessed him.

I think if would be funny if instead of going into hiding, when Rudy heard Alejandro was kidnapped he just went off. Screaming Graves out in Spanish from the safehouse. He'd throw things and get absolutely pissed off.

And I know he's more passive aggressive too. Like of they're in a bar and someone is hitting on Alejandro he'd just casually lean over like, "I know you think you're doing good. But you should probably stop." And said other person is all chill because who the fuck is this tiny little thing? "It's ok, I'm not afraid of him."

Alejandro's just chuckling like, "I'm not the one threatening you hermano." (Saw the dialogue on another post and thought it fit them.)

Rodolfo is a family man 100%. He cooks for guests and although Alejandro can also cook he'd much rather kick him out to hang with his friends.

Being a family man, like I said, if you touch, threaten or do anything in-between to his family (close friends, Alejandro etc.) He'll rip your spine out before you know what's happening.

As the smallest of their group he can 100% sneak up on you. Alejandro is much bigger so when they go on covert missions Rodolfo is the ideal man for the job. And just because he's small and a bit shy doesn't me he can't rip you a new one. (Look at König, he's got more height but is also very shy and just as brutal.)

I wouldn't call if social anxiety, but he's very shy and when Alejandro teases him in public, Spanish or not, he gets flustered. He won't admit that sometimes he likes it though. Getting pushed against the wall and whispered things whole their friends are right there on the other side. It scares him right into submission which excites both him and Alejandro.

Can dance.

If you manage to see him dance or he opens up and dances around you he will refuse to elaborate why he can dance.

Designated driver most of the time. But there was one time Price offered to drive to let Rodolfo get shit-faced drunk. At this point he just started throwing it down on the dancefloor with Alejandro. He will dance anything I'd he's drunk.

I just want to see art or writing about Alejandro and Rudy dancing. (Slow, fast, sex- I don't care)

Anyway.

I think that after Rodolfo gets to know Ghost they actually become friends. Ghost is stoic and a bit scary even still to Rodolfo, but he's seen the man under the mask and gotten to know him enough to not shiver in his boots. And I think Ghost finds Rudy's soft-spoken personality a nice break from Johnny.

Alejandro is a simp.

This isn't about him but I can see Rodolfo coming back from an undercover mission with blood all over him and callouses from crawling in the dirt of something. Alejandro wants to make sure he's ok but he also thinks it's SO HOT.

Unlike probably some of the recruits back at the main base for 141 Los Vaqueros don't try to piss the colonel or his sergeant off. They have a very high respect for both and I can only see a few newbies trying anything beyond typical Mexican humor.

If you've played the game, there is this one move where if a person from the opposing team is laying down, you can get behind them and sneak your hands around their throat. You then proceed to jerk your knife back into the jugular. Yeah.

Rodolfo is more about stealth I feel. Although he can go loud, it's much easier for him to focus taking out targets one by one rather than frantically shooting bullets everywhere.

Rodolfo observes everything, therefore has more intel on Alejandro, his team and everyone else combined. He will use this to his advantage in small ways. If he notices Alejandro gets "excited" about a certain thing he does he will make a point to do it more often. Subtly though.

Absolutely will not big spoon. You either hold him close like he's you're whole world or you get the couch. Alejandro thankfully has not had the displeasure of having this interaction.

Both Rudy and Alejandro run warm so they often end up sleeping with whatever little clothing they can. In the winter they bundle up like two peas of the same pod.

Alejandro can handle more alcohol than could kill a man. Rudy gets maybe seven drinks in before he can't figure out what's the ceiling and the floor.

Dutch blitz. He will win.

Unlike with Ghost, Rodolfo gets used to being around Johnny easily. He's like a happier version of Alejandro. So Johnny is a bit more tolerant.

I don't know if he was an only child or not but I'd like to think he was in charge of a lot of stuff in his house, (fucked up or not) so stuff like piling paperwork barely bothers him.

Can sit still for hours. Might need something like a pen to bounce between his fingers though. If it's a meeting he will not move until if is over.

Well, that's all I have for now. But this was me feeding myself more Rodolfo. He's been on my mind and while I like shy Rodolfo I can't help but want more badassery out of this boy. If Alejandro got kidnapped and Rudy lost his cool and started out on a killing spree of Graves' men I would have taken that too.

[novelcain]

When you did your version of wukong did you have a specific species of monkey in mind to base him of? Or was him a mix of some monkeys?

It got me curious when you said you know a lot of monkey facts and I wondered if you used this to concept him?

EEEEEEEEE! You have no idea how excited I got when I woke up and saw this ask! I literally don't even care that it's the newest one I'm answering rn!

And also! Before I get into how I made the design for ITTW Sun Wukong, something I wanted to throw out is that a few people have asked for me to give more monkey facts after I foolishly /j divulged that I am an encyclopedia of monkeys, so I've been thinking of doing like a Monkey Facts Monday cause alliteration where I post a bunch of monkey facts on mondays! So lemme know what you guys think of that idea cause I absolutely am willing to do it! :D

Now ONTO THE MONKIE MAN!

In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong is described to be that of demon Rhesus Macaque.

Rhesus Macaques can come in a variety of browns, greys, whites, and blondes, but for the most part are largely this stunning platinum gold color like in the picture above. I personally love this this color and wish we could see more golden furred Monkey Kings instead of just monkey=brown.

In addition to golden furs, a Rhesus Macaque's skin is largely a pinkish-peachy color with darker, nearly black, fingers and feet (You can see this in the first picture as well :)). And males tend to have more redish saturation around their eyes. (The saturation of this "mask" on males has been linked to levels of testosterone and therefore the dark/more red the mask the more potent the male, meaning it may be a sexual selective male trait as females have been observed preferring males with redder masks.... *looks at LMK Macaque simps*)

However, one thing about Rhesus Macaques is that they have very short tails. (As depicted below)

And that just wasn't quite the look a was going for. So while I was thinking "Eeeeh I could just say that he's a Rhesus Macaque with a long tail" but as I was sifting through my monkey knowledge I remembered another macaque species!

The Crab-Eating Macaque! Aka the Long Tailed Macaque!

These macaques very closely resemble Rhesus Macaques in facial features as well as fur as they also come in a variety of gingers, browns, greys, and blondes with their main color variation being this brownish-gold. (below) Tho their pelts tend to range darker than a Rhesus Macaque's.

And instead of having mainly peachy skin with a few black tones around the hand and feet, they largely have very dark skin with the brightest parts being around the eyes and the darkest being their pitch black ears, hands, and feet.

And come on, you can't tell me this isn't a Monkey King face:

Plus I might be just a liiiittle biased because my favorite monkey picture is a Long Tailed Macaque:

Just look at this dude! He's so done with life! 😂

But along with just physical characteristics, Rhesus Macaques and Long Tailed Macaques share many behavioral qualities as well.

They both display threats in similar ways, such as baring teeth paired with screaming to frighten predators and other monkeys. Though, Rhesus Macaques tend to be more aggressive and bold (accurate to Wukong) while Crab-Eating Macaques are very cautious and skittish. A Rhesus would much rather fight while a Long Tailed would much rather run.

Another thing they share is their open affection for each other. Both Rhesus and Crab-Eating Macaques have extremely tight knit bond within their troop and with even form best friends from a very young age. Just look at this family unit and how the younger two hold the elder monkey! So sweet. 🥹

All in all! In the end, I went with a mixture of these two species for my ITTW Wukong design, leaning slightly more toward his original species, the Rhesus Macaque, and gave him the proportions of a human since he's a monkey demon.

The traits that I took from the Rhesus Macaques were his blonde fur and peachy pale skin tone as well as his more saturated peach mask, which I blended with a darker blackish-red at the bottoms to pay homage to the Crab-Eating Macaque's darker faces.

The traits that I took from the Crab-Eating Macaques were their long tails and black tipped ears. (as well as the blended mask)

And the traits I took from both were the black tipped hands and feet as well as their long fangs.

While his eye come straight from the book.

And this was the result!

[meowzilla93]

this is a rant, vent, jumble of words im feeling and need to get it out of my system because im a little done

please scroll along if you dont wanna read, or dont, i dont control you

it never ceases to amaze me just how cruel people in fandoms can be. cruel, mean, hyprocritical, straight up dumb.

dont get me wrong, these people are a minority. i have found myself amongst the best sort of people in fandoms i am a part of and couldnt be happier for the friendships i have made from them.

but this incredibly loud minority piss me off to no end. i stay away from any sort of discourse, silently watching from the background and watch thing blow up over trivial matters, and then learn who to avoid in those circles and move on with my life

but when i see, what i consider to be blatant bullying, to someone i hold dear, i dont want to be quiet anymore. im not a loud figure, im a tiny blog that loves to simp over 2d characters, a tiny stream channel that i interact with like minded people. and i mean i am TINY, im barely a blip on this wide web. so anything i say, it doesnt go anywhere, so still, i stay silent until i cant anymore.

so lets get to the crux of the matter.

if you dont like a character, you dont get to make others feel bad about liking them. i dont care if you think they are problematic, if you dont like their story, their look, or simply the fact that they exist

you dont get to make someone feel bad for finding a connection with them and loving them

you dont get to attack them about liking the character, passively or aggressively, you dont get to make fun of them and any of the work they do around them. you have no right to take it upon yourself and make someone feel like they dont belong just because they like a character that you dont

if you dont like the character, dont fucking interact, its that bloody simple. scroll away. mute the tag, mute the channel, whatever. just walk away

interacting with someones content for the pure purpose to make fun of it is cruel. you are making it public that you want to demean the person for what they enjoy. and the worst thing is, if you catch the attention of the younger audience, they learn that they get to act that way, and this kind of online activity only gets worse

it already has gotten worse. man, im a millenial and i thought keyboard warriors when i was in highschool and older where bad. these days the younger generation feel justified to think that they can say whatever they want and suffer no consequences of those actions. i see it in so many fandom discourses. its horrible

but they learn from the worst of us on the internet. the more they see the cruel interactions, the more they think its okay to act that way. and without a doubt, fandoms will end up being incredibly toxic environments that people wont feel comfortable to exist in anymore.

every fandom has a toxic space, its unfortunate but it is true. i wish it wasnt

and the smaller the fandom, the louder this toxic group is

it just fucking sucks. and watching people i care about be treated so badly hurts because all i can do is be their support. an ear, a shoulder, just someone they can vent to. but it doesnt stop the fact that they got hurt and i cant do anything about it

god i dont even know what this even turned into. im tired, im upset, im just so frustrated.

why cant people just be nice?

if you managed to read all the way down here, man i applaud you. that was a great mess of thoughts, i still have many more but at this point i feel like i would be repeating myself

please, just. be kind guys. its not that hard, i swear it

to all my moots, honestly, i love you guys. seeing all your work and love you put into your creations gives me life and brightens my day. dont ever stop loving your craft and your fav characters just because someone decided to be a prick.

[silentwillowwhisperer]

Krolia

Alright, I just had a thought.

I get that it's a major plot point that Krolia is part of the Blade of Marmora, but what if she was just another soldier?

What if she had been heading to Earth as a Galra soldier, and was shot down by a Blade member?

And then Keith's dad saves her!

So after that, she either decides to change after falling in love with him and realizing that destroying planets is killing innocent people like this man, oooor she continues to fight for the Galra.

If she continued with Galra, then she most likely would reunite with Keith in a battle, or at least see his picture in some battle briefing and be like, oH CRAP THAT'S MY KID.

And then if we continue on this path, then Keith would see her, and she tells him who she is, either mid-battle to throw him off, or to tell him why she won't kill him.

And if she were to do it mid-battle, Keith would be absolutely crushed and either have a character development arc in which he pushes back his feelings of betrayal and hurt and defeats her, or he gets distracted and she manages to injure him.

If Keith defeats her himself, (and this is all during fighting her) then right before she passes out/ dies they would have a moment where either Krolia apologizes, or tells Keith that he was a the best and worst mistake she's ever made, and either way she would tell him that she's proud of him.

If Keith were to get hurt by her, Lance would shoot her down and rush over to Keith. There would be one of those moments where character A is like dying, and character B places character A's head on their lap and like cries while character A is making some heartfelt speech and giving them a bunch of cliché advice, you know?

And then Keith passes out, and the team is there by then to rush him back to the castle and he makes it.

And then he breaks down when the reality of what happened with Krolia hits him.

And he has a moment with one of the paladins, BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM. More than one other paladin ruins the moment, don't ask me why, it just does.

And then if Krolia were to be still alive (This is assuming that the 'I'm proud of you' moment never happened), then she would rise up in ranks until when Zarkon dies, she's the empress. Haggar and Voltron think that she's controlling Krolia, so Haggar is targeted by Voltron and the coalition.

They CANNOT defeat her, no matter what they do, but then Krolia takes her out in order to gain full power of the Galra empire, and everyone's just SHOCKED. Krolia doesn't even do it in secret, this is like a full-on battle and she goes, "Bold of you to assume that you EVER controlled me, Witch. The only one who valued you was Zarkon, and that made him weak."

And then she straight-up stabs Haggar and leaves the battle saying to the paladins, "We've both won this battle. Now go. We all know that you are outnumbered here."

AND THEN instead of the whole Honerva thing, it's them against Krolia.

Keith would most likely be the one to kill her. Or maybe Krolia would have the same ending as Honerva! Though if that were to happen, then Allura can still sacrifice herself.

And throughout this, KLANCE exists. Allurance shippers can BACK OFF. ALLURANCE. NEVER. HAPPENS. AND NO. I am NOT adding Allurance to my computer's dictionary so that it will stop autocorrecting me, because the only ship that belongs in the dictionary is KLANCE.

*deep breaths*

Thank you for reading my Ted Ta- oh who am I kidding, thank you for reading my rant.

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btw, does anyone else simp for Matt and that robot-masked alien girl??? Like, oh my goodness it is SO CUTE. In the clear day episode, (the one where Shiro wins the arm-wresting competition) the girl is INCLUDED IN THEIR FAMILY PICTURE. NO JOKE. LOOOOK!!!

MATT'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Sorry about that. I live for this kind of stuff.

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If there's spelling errors, (at least more than usual) then feel free to correct me. I'm typing really aggressively right now, which usually leads to a WHOLE lot of mistakes. So, oops.

[averagetmntfan]

HC for Me & @mikey-rottmnt AU!! (Saw her do this so I thought maybe I should as well)

Mugs:

• you mess w/ him, he’ll literally destroy ur social life. • enjoys hugs a lot :)

• probably the most sarcastic person you’ll ever meet

• get flustered quickly (especially from koi)

•a dumbass, but smart w/ relationship advice (even tho he sucks at pulling up a guy)

• dirty minded and will not hesitate to judge you.

• is like almost 20, but acts 16. • genuinely super nice, but can and will hurt you if needed.

• has an eye for fashion

Koi:

• mugs bf heheh

• a sucker for romantic comedy movies

• the dirtiest mind ever known to man

• a tall dumbass

• will say the most random things to mug, sometimes js to spite him.

• looks strong, and physically is. But literally cried during Toy Story 3

• literally terrified of cup, I mean who wouldn’t be tho?

• terrible at fashion, and gets mugs to help him w/ outfits and stuff

Chip:

• when eating popcorn, he’ll shove his whole face in the bowl, js to get on everyone’s nerves

•slightly younger then Dale, and abuses that power

• could be aggressive, if he wanted.

• you steal his food, he’ll steal ur soul.

• a terrible liar, actually.

• you make Dale cry, chip will go feral and punch you. Continuously.

• has a notebook of plans, goals, and other personal stuff like that

• gay. Like, rlllyyyy gay. And a simp.

• actually rlly good at math. But bad at literally everything else.

Bendy:

• makes dirty jokes whenever the opportunity

• kinda like a cat

• can and will go feral if u even lay a finger on boris

• “sit properly who?”

• has and will bite someone. • will remind you of an embarrassing thing you did for the rest of your life.

• has nicknames for almost everyone actually. Some nice, and some absolutely fowl.

• let’s be fr, this guy finds every girl cute. (EVERYONE AROUND HIS AGE)

• has so many idols he lost count. Tho recently js lost one (*cough* Felix *cough*)

• drinks pickle juice on the regular, and everyone stares at him in judgement. • confidence is taller then himself

• when he walks Tino a room, people don’t notice. Cuz he’s short.

Felix:

(Probably won’t see a lot of him but here’s a little bit of info)

• gay as we all know

• prefers cold drinks over hot

• kinda smart? But also a dumbass too

• will not hesitate to kill

[callsign-bunnie]

Wow… I always thought you were inclusive to all fans. Guess not.

Spoilers

I tried to be, and I still try to be to MOST fans, but I have limits and I have lines. I know it's probably been obvious, but I've really drawn back from being socially active in the fandom. I take stands, occasionally, but for the most part, I just block and move on. My block list on tiktok is long, because if I don't like content, I block rather than get upset.

I don't really look at my home page, anymore. Going onto AO3 hits me with so many (niche and specific to me) triggers in a day, that my reason for not reading others' works has shifted from, even though I'm working on managing it, my Dyslexia to just being unable to navigate my own triggers. This isn't anyone's fault, it's mine.

If I'm being honest? My mental health is in the dumpster and while this has a wide variety of reasons, if I can protect it in any way I can, I will. And if this includes having to tell a certain group of fans that they're not welcome on my blog? Unfortunately, that's what has to happen.

I'm not a stranger to fandom wars, as stupid as I think they are, I'm not a stranger to the aggression that happens here. And I have, definitely, been on the other side a few times. My first proper introduction to fandom was Supernatural and FNAF. I STILL deal with seeing posts talking about how a ship I didn't ship is superior to one I do ship for no fucking reason. I understand liking a character, and I understand having villain characters that you still like and love, and I can appreciate the "he's my precious pookie bear and does nothing wrong" mindset to a certain extent.

But I think ignoring Makarov's actions, even if he's a fictional character, even if it's just a game, is ignorant, in today's climate. A prime example of why I cannot get behind it is Russian Terminator. I have... so many reasons I can go through why this man is just awful, but my wife is slightly more educated, so I'll let her take the reigns on that one if she wants. However, he sucks. Objectively. But because he's masked and ripped, I see so many edits of him. So many.

I see people call themselves his "simps" and actively ignore and block those who try to point out his horrific actions and opinions and views and values to them. This man is not a fictional character. He's a real person.

I have always been a huge advocate for "live and let live" in fandom spaces. To an extent that even my wife and I get into arguments over it. My only limit seems to be pedophilia, for personal reasons. And I am not telling you to stop writing Makarov. I'm not even telling you not to find him hot. You can giggle and kick your feet when he "activates your praise kink" in the first mission, I don't care I won't stop you.

But I don't want that in my own space. I protect my peace. This ranges from silly things that just bother me (pricegraves) to big things like this. As my wife stated, Graves committed war crimes. Yes. He killed civilians, and that's inexcusable. But, I feel like this is comparing a passion killing, to systematic murder. Graves would have committed those crimes in any country, but the US. France, England, pretty much any country he could have gotten away with it.

Makarov targeted a country of Arabic people, because he knew about the aggression and islamophobia that exists in the west. He knew that if he pulled some strings a little, he could very easily turn a country just looking for peace into a country of terrorists, in the western media's eyes. This is irredeemable in my eyes.

So, no. I try to be inclusive. Pricegraves fans are still welcome to interact with me. They know by now that I won't write it, I don't really entertain it, and to go to my wife. The same for FarahAlex shippers, and really anyone who ships something on my No-Ship list. (Though please get the memo on that second ship, I'm never gonna budge, I'm sorry.)

I'm sorry if you feel alienated, I know it probably sucks. Trust me, I understand. But, unfortunately, I want to protect my peace, and I want my blog to continue to be my own safe space.

Thank you for understanding.

[reiketsui]

For canon muses: what's the worst take, headcanon or even canon moment you saw regarding your muse? ( yea based on your post about the rancid tag )

i'm sorry gio for this hornet nest you have poked ily I'M GONNA SOUND EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE IN THIS BUT DW I'M FINE I'M OKAY I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS CHARACTER IN A WAY THAT ALTERS MY MENTAL STATE

it's the WHOLE fucking umbrella of giovanni simping. and really the SIMPING, and reducing his entire personality to that and only that. maybe it's just difficult to get right or something? it is a delicate balance. like whatever if someone makes a joke about it it's funny and i love the jokes i get here about it in moderation because i know my friends and mutuals UNDERSTAND it's not all there is. and ic reactions are a different thing entirely bc the dynamic/their reputation to outsiders may present the bond between them like that.

i see it more as archer's personal lack of self-worth and his need to be flawless and perfect and his flawed sense of self-destructive loyalty, and who else he could project that onto than his boss who literally saved his life and elevated him from a dirt poor street rat into one of the most brutal, skilled and sought after criminals in the kanto-johto area. archer doesn't follow his order blindly, he may even challenge his order if he thinks there's a better/more efficient way, because there's a deep sense of trust and understanding between them.

i'm just gonna go ahead and blame pokéspe for this simp culture because what the fuck look how they massacred my boy in it. overall pokéspe used the execs to finish the d/p storyline which i'm endlessly mad and bitter about but won't get into bc it's not part of this but y'know.

and like yeah. i know. this is a pretty insignificant character in a large scale so many people just don't take it as dead serious as i do in my deranged mind space. for most people it's just funnies. i understand. good for them. but i'm still gonna be salty about it.

fanons have a funny way of reducing a character's entire personality to one line of dialogue or one personality trait and giving them nothing else. in comparison to proton (who i fucking adore and you know it it ain't about that and proton's popular fanon takes have a TON of issues too that i could yell about for hours, but this is just for an example) archer often gets the 'prissy stick in the mud uwu pathetic simp wet dog boy' treatment while proton gets the 'cool sexy badass murder man' one. there's a funny divide between the english and japanese fanons in this because japanese fanons often get it better. if i sound like a gatekeeper with this character it's because i am (i'm joking i do like different takes on him but not the 'simp and NOTHING else' stuff it makes me explode).

[yandere-sins]

My dear author,

I have been constantly imagining this… what if WE had a significant other back then?

Like imagine this man having to hear me aggressively being all like:

“(Gf name)….I….I miss you. This fucking stupid overgrown shark literally won’t let me go!” In my sleep.

This man would have to live with me being a whole simp for her while he’s like:

Humans can have same gender mates? How would that even work? No matter! I’m better than whoever she’s blabbing about! (Narcissistic triumph)

Eh, honestly I didn’t read much about same-sex relationships in the shark world so idk if he would have an idea about that, but I mean except for the description in the sex scene, the reader can be either, so I think Atreo would not question his mates choice in partner.

It only matters to him that he has them now and they are his, and whoever is up there can screw themselves because TOUGH LUCK but his darling is unreachable for them now. They belong to Atreo now once and for all, and he’s not giving them up. Never. (He does get a little jealous if the darling talks about them though. Maybe a little unhinged if they don’t stop and frustrate him, so they’ll learn it’s better to shut up.)

The asks got a bit out of hand so I compiled them under the cut! I would be really awesome if you could not use so many spaces between your sentences, it takes up a lot of space and while I love chatting, I don’t want to clutter for the people that are just on my blog for the stories. So thanks in advance! ^^’

Well, his curiosity comes from concern, right? If his darling is TOO quiet it can’t be good either, and Atreo needs to make sure they are at least a little lively. So even if that shows in them grumbling and turning around on the bed, pouting, he’ll be satisfied. Atreo will also always use the chances he gets to remind his mate how much better they have it with him and how little they need when he’s by their side (even though they are probably dying from boredom lol). But hey, he’ll throw in some unwelcome cuddles if they need someone to change their mood xD

Well, like any yandere: See Target -> Fixate on Target -> Claim Target. It’s also that the human probably taste pretty good since they are not some old, worn sailor. So that’s probably a reason to keep them aaaaaall to himself and then he just fell in love with them as they turned out an absolutely adorable, nonviable (in the ocean) creature in his care.

Also female sharks are mean and tough (but humans are cute and soft and have less options to choose and pick when they are immobilized underwater). And Atreo is only the 3rd best singer. Life’s tough when all you’re good for is hunting and fucking and then there are two other sharks that lure in all the females with their singing. He could have his share, certainly, just because he has proven himself as the strongest male. Buuuut he might not be the first choice for everyone either.

That said, he probably has a lot of kids from previous matings, but now he’s way too occupied with his darling to think of anyone else, no worries ^^

Well, you take a merman, use a great white shark as a reference, and then just slap the colors on him. Most notably are the black eyes like sharks have, I think I did say he also has grey hair, but I’d need to reread my own story and I’d rather not lol. Grey tail, pretty long, proportions of an 8′‘ human. Patches of scaly skin. The rest, tbh, is up to readers.

As for the dicks, male sharks actually always have them out as far as I know, they have two claspers. The “being able to pull them inside into something like a bag” is a real-life concept turned fantasy as much as I know. I’ve seen it countless of times for Naga, Merman, Drider, etc. I think it’s just a way to make them appear more “decent” for not always having their dicks out if it’s just normal scenarios. I do know that the monster from the movie The Shape of Water also has it.

However, the cocks do come out when he gets randomly aroused (either though his mate, a female in heat, a successful and exciting hunt,...) but the merfolk aren’t like... prudish. For them it can also make for a good sight, inviting them to lay with a male if he’s packing well. And if they are not interested, they’ll let him know and once the excitement disappears, so do the dicks. But he wouldn’t cover them up no, he’s not ashamed of his benefits lol.

[rreskk]

So i was wondering if you could do a smut of Michael you and him had been friends for some time and after having a really big fight with his wife he comes over to talk and get some relievement.

---A/N: Thank you for the request. Michael simps, come get your juice.

Summary: He came to yours after catching Amanda cheating... He came out a few hours later much more refreshed and happy. I wonder why?

TW: Smut

“Louder,” He demanded.

Throughout every rush of euphoria, his hands tightened around your neck and purposely made it harder for you to praise him. You raised your voice and released a sign of appreciation but he dismounted the offer.

“LOUDER!”

You panted for more air that was sucked out of you.

“FUCK!”

He was aggressive and completely out of character. You loved that. His hands loosened and your mouth opened.

“MICHAEL, FUCK!-“

-

2 hours ago

-

There was a heavy knock on your door. Expecting no one to visit or come by, you grew curious. You approached the door and unlocked it. It opened momentarily and Michael stood there, head low and body tense.

“Oh, Michael.” You smally smiled, “I didn’t expect you.”

He shrugged. His shoulders barely moved through, it was just his arms; they carelessly highlighted his blue mood. Normally he looks tired but today, he looked wrecked.

You caught onto this relatively well.

“What’s the matter?”

Michael had not spoken, yet he managed to speak with his eyes. One glance and you understood completely.

“Amanda, is it?” You asked.

He nodded.

“What was this one about?” Offering the door to the man, he politely walked through and followed your lead to the sofa. You both sat and he just grew more frail.

“I just… Wanted a day without fighting,” Michael finally voiced. “I was going to ask Amanda out for a lunch date. I walked in the house. I walked in the bedroom… And that fuckin’… Her fucking yoga teacher was fucking the life out of her!” His voice cracking.

You gave him a sympathetic look.

“I got a little angry and tried to rip that mother fucker apart. He left before I could even touch him. Amanda obviously got pissed that I was home…  I bet she wants me to turn out dead so she can fuck whatever guy she sees.” Depressing and dispiriting, he dropped his head into the palm of his tired hands.

You’ve witnessed his expressive rantings before. However, it must be bad for him to show up. Were you the first person he trusts? He mentioned a lunch date… It was afternoon, meaning this happened no longer than a few hours ago. You smiled knowing you earned his trust… And Michael is a hard man to please.

“I’m so sick of this family. I sacrificed everything for them. New name, new state, new life… New people.” Michael murmured.

“Why does she keep neglecting you?”

He shrugged, “God knows… I’ve tried to reason with her. It’s not my sexual performance or my… Or my ability to be a good husband. It’s just… She says I’m a horrible guy. She doesn’t even smile at me anymore. She complains about me and my issues…” His body completely softened on your sofa, relief washing away as he’s able to talk about it.

There was nothing to say. Unable to backhandedly talk crap about Amanda in front of her husband, you couldn’t find any comforting words because his marriage has no good side to it. You’ve seen it for yourself. His kids are out of control and Amanda? She refuses to hold accountancy of Michael’s internal pressures and decides to beat them into a hole of raging Hell. No wonder why Michael’s temper had increased highly from over the few months.

“Listen, I’m sorry.” Michael breathed, “I know I intervened your privacy for my own problems. I shouldn’t of.”

“It’s okay. It’s better talking about it. I’m glad you find it comfortable to see me.”

He smiled genuinely at your words.

You both know why though. Ironically, Michael had been seeing you for quite some time. Frustrations, worries, anger, sadness? He gives you a call. His words being ‘if my wife cheats on me, I can cheat on her’. It doesn’t make you feel any better but it loosens the ethics around it… Slightly… Hopefully.

“Who needs her when I can talk to you.” Michael sarcastically joked; giving you a sense of his means of visiting.

“What are you going to do about her?”

“What else can I do?” He simply asked, a rhetorical question.

You longingly searched for an answer in his blue eyes and what you saw was arousal. You held a grudge.

“Michael, it’s not going to help your marriage.” You warned.

“It wouldn’t make a difference if we didn’t… Like she’s going to know,” His domineering voice adding weights to your likeness of the idea, “Am I right, hm?”

Drifting closer by nature, his lips pressed softly against yours. The lightness of his kisses made you grow desperate. As you became more hungry, his hand held your jaw as his tongue fought against yours. Michael groaned; the rumble affecting you exotically. You broke away.

“You are my saviour.” He smiled against your lips.

The kiss has brought you both together. Your legs were stationed on top of his, having the thick arms cradling your body like a piece of property. His eyes sending love letters into yours. It was truly a dream.

“Oh, please.” You blushed as he flattered you.

Michael grinned, “Hey, look at me.”

You couldn’t without flustering.

“[Y/n]. Look at me, darling.”

You obeyed.

His breathless eyes tainted with the words he can’t bring himself to say.

“You’re beautiful.”

You trembled in his lap. Your legs shook from anticipation.

“Michael…” You whispered, “Don’t do this to me.”

He sighed and averted his vision to your body instead. His tongue smoothly licked the surface of his lips.

“You’re right, darling. You deserve so much more.”

Questioning his intensions, they were soon answered by the actions of his unreliable mouth. Michael kissed you deeply before words could be spoken. You caught onto his love pathetically and grew obnoxiousness and selfish in your handsy fingers. One finger would engross in Michael’s white shirt, begging for the freedom of his body which was noticed straight away. He resisted anymore kisses at your teasing manner.

“I didn’t say you could touch me.”

You moved your hands away and he smirked widely.

“How could I say no to you?” Michael breathed; proofing your clothes with his quick eyes, “Always welcoming me into your home… Into you.”

The last part made you grow pink. Nothing makes this time any different, you’d say.

“I want you.” Astoundingly growing the confidence to say so, he brightened at your comment.

“Oh, really?”

You nodded.

Michael crawled over your body as you were dropped onto the pillows. He hovered over you with extreme gazes, his mouth cornering a sparky and toothy smirk. Your body was in shock from seeing him tower over you. It felt like drugs overcoming your system, faulting your chemistry into lustful waves of flaming heat. Michael’s hand trailed down to your stomach, then crotch. He pressed his thumb against your warm patch and clicked his tongue.

“You are so ready for me, aren’t you?” He greedily smiled.

You grumbled silently, eyes threatening to close as his thumb added more pressure to your clit.

“Michael,” Praying he’d stop teasing, the thumb disappeared.

“I’m here, darling.” The voice proposed back to you.

Michael knelt down over your chest, his heavy weight trapping your body. You watched him intently. The way he’d whip off his belt in one motion. When his flies unzipped, the bulge came out. Seeing him handle the boner so well… He held it with care, uncovering the tip from his black underwear. You were soon greeted by the throbbing mess.

“Shhh,” He quietened your timid whimpers, “I’m now coming, baby.”

The promise was executed in motion. Michael hovered back over your body and pushed himself into you. You’d gasp. The length spiralled inside, completing the desires you held. He too seemed pleased. The way his eyes would crease in greatness; the tiredness zoning away.

“Yes, Michael.” You praised as he began thrusting, regaining posture.

He grunted in his throat when staring at you gasping for air. The sight begged him to speed up, growing the adrenaline quickly.

“Mhmm, yes.” Michael quivered.

Not wanting to commit to the pillow princess life style, you decided to take care of his neediness. While his head was low to compete the thrusts full capability, his neck was met with your wet lips. Michael felt the sensation of you nibbling, toying, kissing the skin at his neck. He was for the affection and openly moaned.

“[Y/n]!”

The sign of good pleasure made you smile. However, the smile was soon replaced as he grew more rough around his pace. Michael dragged his hips forward every second, slapping the skins of your bodies together, interrupting the silence of your apartment. Echoing and distantly following the sounds, his moans threatened more.

“Fuck, b-baby.” He whined.

You moaned, “Yes, so good, so fucking good!”

Michael suddenly held a fist against your neck. You reacted with a tight cry.

“Louder,” He demanded.

Throughout every rush of euphoria, his hands tightened around your neck and purposely made it harder for you to praise him. You raised your voice and released a sign of appreciation but he dismounted the offer.

“LOUDER!”

You panted for more air that was sucked out of you.

“FUCK!”

He was aggressive and completely out of character. You loved that. His hands loosened and your mouth opened.

“MICHAEL, FUCK!-“

You wailed when you reached your climax, having him drill throughout your orgasm to make sure it was worthwhile.

“Yes, yes, YES!” Michael applaud, his hips slowing down, “Oh, fuck… Baby, fuck.”

He winced and collapsed on your body, his dick drooling large amounts of cum between your pussy and his stomach. You hurried to embrace his fall, panting to access the fresh air.

It went silent between you two. Michael’s eyedrops dropped and you affectionately rubbed his untensed back. He smiled against your shoulder at the contact.

“Thank you,” He whispered.

“Mhmm, no… Thank you.”

[bluebunnyears-08]

An overwritten essay on why Cuphead is the best baby boi and underrated

Alright, so I love The Cuphead Show! It is one of the only good children's cartoons I genuinely enjoy because of how good it is. There are so many wacky and loveable characters on the no-so-normal-at-all Inkwell Isles. You can see fucking walking hamburgers and sandwiches, like, what the hell is this place?

Nonetheless, there are several titles given to many characters. Bon Bon is Crazy Queen, Briney is Pirate Simp, and Cala Maria is still the hottest of queens (that hasn't changed).

However, throughout multiple media, there is one title only given to those who are so small and cute you just want to protect them because they can't protect themselves:

The title of Best Boi.

Now I know all of you are probably saying who you think deserves this title. But I know who it is already. The truest of best bois:

Cuphead.

Now before you start shouting and yelling at my "stupid and untrue" (but totally correct) decision. Some of you are saying Mugman is, but I mean come on we all know that Mugman is the MVP, the crazy going-to-be-a-serial-killer, failed straight man (both in tropes and literally), of the show.

Now I have my reasons for this post. And I'm going to lay them down. So ladies and gentlemen, or fucking literally spaghetti and sandwiches, here are my many reasons why Cuphead is the best boi of this show.

So look my first reason is the fact that this kid is legit the only SANE one in the ENTIRE show. Like Elder Kettle is a fucking pyromaniac who tried to kill his grandkids on several occasions, and Mugman...which...

Jesus this mug needs some fucking therapy or anger management lessons.

And come on his friend is still a con artist (I still love her tho), the devil is the devil, Dice is fashionably vain and has an I want to be appreciated by my gay boss complex, and henchmen is...actually henchmen is cool, being the REAL straight man, but other than these two the other characters have fucking problems.

All this kid really did was neglect his chores to have fun and that's it (I know some of you are talking about the CRAPPY Lost in the Woods episode but I'll get to that). Unlike the other characters, he NEVER ONCE expressed any malice, aggression, or sadism towards ANYONE or anything. I know you all are saying henchmen didn't have that either but I'll talk about him later.

Going back to this, let me remind all of you that Cuphead is a CHILD, and so is Mugman but, he's too gone to be saved let's be real. This cup is a child, so of course, he's gonna be a brat sometimes. And even I roll my eyes when he does something. But I mean we were all little shits back then, that's a FACT.

Another thing, he's not a pushover. He WILL call people out or stand up to people who were being jerks, and that's actually one of the traits I like that he has. In most kids' shows, the protagonist is overly nice, shy, or overconfident, and just ORDINARY and BORING. In The Cuphead Show, Cuphead is NOT that. He's a troublemaking brat who constantly forgets to look where he leaps, but there is SO MUCH MORE to him than just that.

What I can appreciate about this show is that these characters show more and more depth as the show goes on (which is why this show needs to be renewed!). And the plot twists are actually good.

Cuphead is the troublemaker trope. He is a mischievous brat, but now that I rewatch this show he acts exactly like what he is, a KID. Not to mention the fact that there is more to him than meets the eye. He is scared of the Devil, not because his SOUL is in danger, but because this is a deity that can take away everyone he loves. He is surprisingly humble, accepting that he lost on Dice's show, and doesn't call himself a hero not ONCE, even after he freed souls from damnation from the devil. He can be cocky, but he doesn't ever rub these successes on ANYONE, not even the Devil, who he struck with his own pitchfork.

He has hidden talents, being able to play the piano like a fucking G and being able to be smart at certain things, like sparking back a show like he did for Dice (which was honestly so fucking nice of him, even after this guy from his perspective rigged his show, he still remained a huge fan of him). He can be dumb at times, but most of the time, that stupidity is more childish naivety when you look back on it (the only exception is when he couldn't guess simple questions on Dice's show).

He can have some self-control, being able to refuse Bon Bon's bitch castle. He was willing to give Chalice (who left him and his brother in jail) the benefit of the doubt and still considered her his friend, only getting mad at her when she reveals she lied about a fucking MOB (I'd be mad too).

Not to mention, he is a pretty brave kid. He WILLINGLY went into hell to get his brother back, I honestly DO NOT KNOW WHY PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS MOMENT MORE and faced the Devil. He won, also freeing the captive souls. People need to comment on this moment more because it is awesome. And going back in season 2, he demanded the ghosts to release Chalice when she was stuck in a painting. So, he can be a coward, but when it comes to those he cares about, he toughens up.

Another thing is that he can be a total sweetie. He's not as polite as his brother, but he is a bit of a sweetheart. He constantly comforts Mugman and encourages his brother's confidence, he doesn't blame or hate Chalice even when she ditched them to the stony lonesome, he isn't really that antagonistic towards the Devil as Big D is to him, he frees the souls, he helps king dice, in the Christmas special he admits he hasn't been perfectly good stating it's hard to stay good all the time (which is understandable), just being grateful for Santa (the devil) showing up and being able to meet him, even apologizing for "misjudging" the Baronness (even though he was totally right), and (other than that bitch Jimmy) never really showed any grudges toward anyone.

Another is that he shows remorse and takes responsibility for his actions. Even when that psychopath Bowlboy was planning a double suicide (pretty much what happened in a nutshell), and he got out of it, he still showed concern for the crazy bastard when he got launched off in a rocket.

The other thing is that he is a very fun protagonist, and he actually makes things happen. Like, no offense I love Mugman, but if it was just him, all we'd see is just him doing boring chores and miaming ice cream men.

...actually, I'd be down to see that, but I like Cuphead's optimism and hot-headed self-balancing out Mugman's pessimism and...hot-headedness...

The last thing is that...

He's adorable! They did well with his design. A simple kid with simple clothes who likes risk and adventure, but has childish charm and cuteness. He's small, got those big cocky eyes, and has optimism and an innocent attitude that's undeniably endearing. He can be annoying, but his happy personality and tendency to look on the bright side of things make you just want to hug and squeeze him. Especially when he's sad. Because he doesn't get sad or cry often, it hurts when he does cry or make this face that'll break anyone's heart:

I'm sad now.

I wanna hug this sad boi.

Now, I know all of you are saying that Henchmen is the best boi, but not really, he's adorable and I love him. It's just the fact that he isn't hateful or sadistic, but he doesn't really do much about it. He does tell the devil that blowing up annoying ass elves is not something Santa would do. or something, and he has a bet with the devil (that he deserved to win). But that's really about it. He isn't really miserable or sad, so you don't want to hug and squeeze him.

Again, I LOVE henchmen, I just haven't really wanted to give him a big hug because I don't want him to be sad. He's a cute character, but not really one that you feel sad for. And that's good, I never want to see him sad.

Now, ALL of these traits that I wrote down that help explain why Cuphead is the best boi is EXACTLY why I HATE the Lost in the Woods episode because, WHERE THE HELL DID ALL OF IT GO? Mugmans is still the same, delusional, sociopath, MVP, but where the hell is Cuphead?

That's NOT my baby boi!

All in all, Thank you for taking you time to read this overwritten essay. Leave what you think in the comments or don't if you don't want to. I just wanted to write this out.

[feridsluver]

〜★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★〜

About this blog:

°who runs this blog?

You people can call me Lisa/ Juni. I am an INFJ and I very much love aesthetic stuff (especially when it is vampire/ academia/nature). I also am very much obsessed with ferid bathory, nature and the entire goth subculture. Am also neurodivergent and struggle a bit mentally so it's normal I won't post so much for a few months.

Gender: she/ they is completely fine w me :P

When you do want to chat/ interact with me or this blog, please note:

◎I do not tolerate hate speech. Hate speech such as racism, homophobia, antisemitism and making fun of mentally Ill/disabled people. Such topics are not welcomed when chatting and on this blog! It's mainly to simp over ferid and it's suppose to be a safe space for everyone <3

◎Please respect my boundaries when it comes to venting. Please don't ,unless you ask me for permission whenever you plan on venting. To me, it is very disrespectful when someone just rants about their problems without both parties being okay with it. I'll most likely either block or ignore you.

◎ When we do chat about Ferid, please note that I might get defensive about certain topics that surround him. I don't like that he is being shipped, sexualised and his character getting butchered down.

Mainly because the ship is either illegal (aka. The yuu squad, mika, Krul),Proshipping [aka. Guren, Crowley or Saito-> they all have blood from the same person making them related. Plus I think if Crowley and Ferid would be in a romantic relationship, it would be toxic from both sides but mainly Ferid. As much as I love him, I cannot see him not doing disturbing things to his partner.

Also If we do talk about his sexuality, I will mainly base my reasoning off of what ferid said in the novel and how i interpret it. Because he is flirts with anyone I'd assume he might be pansexual or just a straight guy who is just a quite eccentric(like most straight men do.). And I want to make clear that I do not tolerate hate speech. We are having a discussion on a friendly basis. You don't need to get aggressive over a characters sexuality.

!!Please also note that I don't hate on you if you ship this, I am just uncomfortable with the ship. I do not know you as a person and therefore I feel it would be unfair to just judge based off of that.

Fandoms I also am in apart from ONS:

: Marvel ( Loki, Venom, Spider-Man)

: Hatsune Miku

: Monster high

:Genshin Impact

:Hypnosis Mic

:Twisted Wonderland

:Ghost in the Shell

:Tokyo Ghoul

:Horizon Zero Dawn/ Forbidden West

:httyd

:Maleficent

:Teen Titans (DC)

What do I mainly post about?

Anything related to Ferid and to just appreciate his character :) Because the fandom is becoming tinier and Ferid isn't all too popular among the fandom, I think it's important that we can get the ferid simps together.

Maybe also about some other things but mainly Ferid <3

End note: i hope you enjoy the blog ^^

[thegoldenshi-shi]

*Kool man’s my way into your inbox* OH YEAH

Hello my dear Shi-Shi, it has been a while T-T

School and work be hitting me like a train so i have bee kinda dead for a while QAQ

But I come back to see your magnificent arts and the beauty of it *cue my resurrection from the dead*

It is beautiful and if I wasn’t still tired from work I would have gone on a Rook mixed with Bluestreak rant about how beautiful and amazing your art is!!

Like, it’s still so soft and i want to bite into it like a cookie and shake it but also tuck it into bed like a baby and smooch it’s forehead gently

I wish you the best of summoning luck with the current event in Twst!! I got both Epel and Sebek in 12 pulls and I am aggressively biting them both(lovingly)

Also I might have gotten my little sister hooked on a webcomic and she has been spending all night reading it and she’s already farther along than me QwQ

-Sunny Simp Anon💛

Hello there Sunny Simp~

It has been a while, I'm happy to hear that you're doing well. (Or at least as well as can be expected with a train-load of school/work hitting you hehe) I've been kinda busy myself, but I'm getting back into the swing I think. Hopefully you can too soon. I don't know if I could handle a Rook+Bluestreak fusion rant tbh, it sounds kinda scary lol

But I am glad to hear that you still enjoy my artwork~

Anyway, congratulations on your gacha luck!🎉 The cards I wanted out of the Harveston event were surprisingly the ones that come for free with the event,(Jade and Idia) so I'm happy and hoarding my gems and keys still. I've got my eye on the Fairy Gala rerun, and my hoarded gems are probably going to Leona. I've wanted him since the event first dropped in Japan like two years ago, so I'm salty he still hasn't come home -_-

On the topic of sharing webcomics with family: it's great that you can have a fandom friend with your little sister. Reading the same things can be such a lovely activity between people. I share lots of my comic/manga/book recommendations with my mom and sister as well. We get a lot of fun out of comparing notes on what we're reading. It's like a tiny book club or something hehe.

It was nice to hear from you again, take care Sunny Simp Anon💜

[cyberp-1-nk]

So I have the Kerian request. Its uh...rough? So there is zero obligation to do this...

So Keiran kidnaps Anni after nearly killing Varrick and the others and he makes Anni choose between going with him to Russia and being his or refusing which would end up with all her friends dead. So she is forced to go with him. So years later she is in Russia with Keiran. Keiran has a very nice job as a "CEO"....hes really part of the mob and Anni knows it but they both have been married for a few years and even have a set of twins a boy and a girl named Dimitri and Masha. So Anni is kind of like a housewife. Keiran has this huge house that is ridiculously fancy and he buys Anni all these fancy clothes and jewelry, but their relationship is still rocky. Anni really tries her best to love him and sometimes she does, but other times she just hates him and Keiran knows it so he tries to make up for it with money and petnames. But Keiran comes home, Masha and Dimitri are eating dinner and happily ranting to Anni about their days at school and Keiran goes to give Anni a kiss. She does it begrudgingly and that's when Masha asks Anni a questions.....

"Mommy...do you and daddy love each other?"

Anni freezes and Keiran stares at her, having that cold, hardened look on his face as he narrows his eyes at her. So Anni answers...

"Of course, Masha...we love each other very much."

The rest of the night goes by normally, Anni is taking care of the kids while Keiran smugly watches and Keiran eventually tells them to go to bed. So Anni is left with Keiran and she's cleaning up and he comes from behind and starts to kiss down her neck, muttering russian praises and petnames and muttering about how he knew she'd come around.

"You are so beautiful, moya printsessa" (aka my princess)

(I am so sorry this is so long, if you have any questions then feel free to ask and add or change anything you'd like tsym!!)

[ forced marriage. || simp party. ]

Warnings: Yandere behavior, smut.

Tags: @insane-horror-movie-addict

A/N: Tumblr is giving me issues rn..

Word count: 3,735

Keiran was never a problem.

They occasionally challenged each other as they went on separate missions together, drank together in bars, hung out together in said bars. Most people even dared to assume she was at least dating him with how often the two were around each other but of course they weren’t— Varrick would even dismantle these rumors before she had the chance to. Keiran and Anni were barely even friends– just enemies, that's all there was to it. And it’s not like she found them unattractive– hell, anyone with eyes could see that Keiran was hot. But they were just enemies and it was reasonable that she never once expressed interest in being anything other than that so she never acted on those subtle feelings. Who could blame her? Keiran was an actual psychotic narcissist.

Anni stayed single and mostly content for years during the first year of her proxy work, while Keiran had the occasional short-lived relationship and a few flings. He sometimes approached her about them, sharing details she'd pretend didn’t make her as uncomfortable as they did, not out of jealousy, but out of lack of experience. She never understood why they’d tell this strange man about their relationships or sexual habits. It’s not like she could offer advice or even conversation but she listened because that’s what 'friends' are for— she just assumed that perhaps he was lonely?

So, when Anni had her first date with a human– some handsome barista she met at a coffee shop a week earlier– she decided to ask Keiran for tips on how to properly win him over. She expected she’d get advice and some soothing words of confidence, but what she got instead, well… it unsettled her.

Instead of being assuring, Keiran became hostile. Aggressive. Panicked. She'd think she just told him she was trying to date a God instead of a perfectly normal person— because the way he was reacting was outrageous. Keiran paces the length of the room, blocking the door leading out while he simply stares at her from where he sits just inches away.

"A human? Really?" Keiran huffs under his breath, irate and frustrated– a complete 180 to the quiet tranquility he usually embodies— he barely spoke, and when he did, it was in Russian. 

"Yeah," Anni scowls, crossing her arms as she watches the demonic Russian man warily. "What’s wrong with that?"

Keiran laughs mirthlessly. "What’s wrong with that," he mimics, rolling his eyes and then focusing on her. "This isn’t about humans and you know it, malen'kiy." she frowns, something in the way he’s looking at her stirring unsettling feelings. Keiran's gaze has always been intense. She used to blame it on his proxy position, his intelligence, whatever, but looking closer now she realizes there’s something off about him– something wrong.

"I… I gotta go." Anni feel the need to leave, like she's in danger despite being surrounded by her supposed friendly enemy. Clearing her throat, she moves to stand, avoiding eye contact with Keiran when he turns to look at her. She brushes invisible dust off her clothes, a nice set bought in preparation for her date, and pretends she doesn't feel uneasy at the way he goes completely still and glares at her. "I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys today but I have somewhere to be so-"

She takes one step towards the door before Keiran suddenly stands, never once turning away from her. Anni makes a run for the door but he is quick to catch her, pinning her to the ground easily as he approaches with a roll of duct tape. He works in harmony to tape her limbs together, one of his palms covering her mouth as she kicks and screams while he wrangles her in. "If you value her friend's lives, you'll stay still."

He knows she’ll never give into him, knows she’ll never love him, but he never wanted that in the first place. Her reactions and begrudging dependency on him were enough, and playing around with her emotions had always proven to be fun.

Until he fell in love.

The mere prospect of loving someone other than himself was an unfamiliar feeling to a man that believes himself to be God. She was nothing special, nothing more than another human in game, another pawn on his chessboard -- and somehow, she'd touched his heart without meaning to. Now, he was going to have to take her— and make his mother proud by bringing home a beautiful little wife. 

— . — . —

Years has passed since he had taken her— was it even years? She didn't truly know, she somewhat just knew a lot of time had passed.

Anni wakes up early in the morning to start her day as a housewife. Keiran's mansion is huge and it takes a lot of effort to maintain it. She starts by making breakfast for Keiran and herself, preparing a spread of eggs, toast, bacon, and coffee. As she lays out the plates, she can't help but feel a little resentful. Keiran buys her all these fancy clothes and jewelry, but it doesn't make up for the fact that their relationship is still rocky.

After breakfast, Anni sets about the task of cleaning the house. She dusts the shelves, vacuums the carpets, and polishes the furniture until it gleams. She takes pride in her work, knowing that Keiran appreciates a clean and tidy home. As she works, she can't help but think about their relationship. Sometimes she loves Keiran with all her heart, but other times she just can't stand him. She wishes things could be different, that they could have the kind of love that lasts a lifetime.

As the day wears on, Anni continues her chores. She does the laundry, waters the plants, and prepares dinner. She tries to make the meal special, hoping that it will bring her and Keiran closer together. She sets the table with the good china and lights candles to create a romantic atmosphere. Keiran comes home from work and compliments her on the meal, calling her pet names like "sweetheart" and "darling". Anni smiles and tries to forget about the times when Keiran has hurt her.

Anni's eyes traveled up to meet his just as his thin eyelashes fluttered open to reveal those gorgeous royal blue hues. His head tilted to one side, eyes squinting with peaceful and divine delight. A small, genuine smile decorated his pallid countenance -- a smile she couldn’t help but return with equal fervor and sincerity. Even if sometimes she felt like she didn't love him, it was one of those rare moments where she'd treat him like her husband, instead of an enemy.

No words needed to be exchanged, only gentle glances and the metaphorical beautiful melody they created together.

Normal. This felt normal. This felt like her old life again. Right? For the first time since he’d taken her from everything she'd ever known, she felt like a normal couple -- one without grandiose and lavish aspirations, one that could enjoy simple moments like this, one that could enjoy each other’s company without worry of ulterior motives... one that could love, sorely and wholly.

As they sat opposite of each other, she realized this was the first time she truly felt as if she was on the same side as this man. No longer at odds, no longer confused by his presence and aspirations. He was a man with layers, a Russian doll with so many smaller, so many fragmented pieces within his core that even he had lost sight of who he was and who he would be. He was Elysian ambition itself, and that had gotten him lost in the magnificent and rich world he’d crafted within his head.

A world without crime. A world without punishment.

He had made himself a martyr, a scapegoat for the greater good. Like a child with an overactive imagination, Fyodor sought to make his ideals reality -- and that would bring about both her ends. Perhaps she was another layer in his matryoshka, insignificant when not part of a whole. He had brought her into his world and she was to truly be happy with him someday; but for now, in these all-too-fleeting moments, she was at peace. The gentle Fyodor before her was her home away from home. He was her reprieve as much as he was her tormentor, her respite as much as he was her abuser.

Anni would never understand him, would never forgive him. He was still galaxies away from her despite how near he sat. But in this rare moment, she felt closer to him than ever before. Everything was interrupted when he got a call from his "normal CEO job", and she was back to despising him— especially with his constant lies being exchanged with her. She just wanted him to be honest with her— just something!

After dinner, Anni and Keiran retire to the living room to watch a movie. He forces her to cuddle with him on the couch, holding hands and laughing at the funny parts. Anni feels a sense of contentment, knowing that for this moment at least, they are happy together. But as the movie ends Keiran kisses her, saying he has a call to take and leaves, Anni can't help but feel a sense of sadness. She knows that their relationship is still rocky, that money and petnames can't make up for the lack of real love and connection. As she lies in bed, Anni wonders what the future holds for her and Keiran. She hopes that they can find a way to truly love each other, to overcome the obstacles that stand in their way. But for now, she resigns herself to the role of housewife, doing her best to keep the mansion clean and tidy, and trying to love Keiran as best she can.

Masha and Dimitri are sitting at the dinner table, their faces animated as they excitedly tell Anni about their days at school. Masha talks about her art class, showing Anni the drawing she made of their dog, while Dimitri talks about a science project he's working on.

As they chat, Keiran comes home and walks over to Anni, leaning in to give her a kiss. Anni turns her head slightly, doing it begrudgingly, still feeling resentful towards him. But as Keiran pulls away, he notices the happy chatter of their children and the warm atmosphere of their home. He smiles, feeling grateful for his family and the life they have built together.

"Hey, how was everyone's day?" Keiran asks, taking his seat at the table.

Masha and Dimitri talk excitedly, telling Keiran about their school projects and the friends they played with at recess. Keiran listens attentively, asking questions and showing genuine interest in their stories. Anni watches them interact, feeling a sense of warmth in her chest. Despite their problems, they are still a family, and moments like these remind her of the love that they share. 

Anni looks at Masha, taken aback by the sudden question. She tries to smile, but her heart feels heavy. Keiran, who had just come in to give her a kiss, looks at Anni with concern. He knows that their relationship is not perfect, but he had hoped that their problems were not so obvious.

Anni takes a deep breath and looks at Masha. "Of course, we love each other," she says, her voice strained.

Masha looks at her mother skeptically, sensing that something is amiss. "But why don't you look happy together?" she asks innocently.

Anni feels a lump in her throat, struggling to find the words to explain their complicated relationship to her daughter. "Sometimes grown-ups have problems that they need to work out," she says, trying to keep her voice steady. "But we still love each other and we're trying to make things better."

Masha nods, but her expression shows that she is not entirely convinced. Keiran puts a hand on Anni's shoulder, silently offering his support. Anni feels a flicker of gratitude. Despite their problems, Keiran is still there for her, trying to make things right.

As they finish dinner, Anni can't help but feel a sense of sadness. She had always wanted her children to grow up in a happy, loving household, but she knows that their reality falls short of that ideal. She wonders if there is any hope for their relationship, if they can ever truly find the love and connection that they both crave. But for now, she focuses on being there for her children, listening to their stories and laughing at their jokes. She tries to put on a brave face, knowing that they deserve to have a happy childhood, even if their parents' relationship is not perfect.

As the night wears on, Anni helps Masha and Dimitri with their homework, and Keiran retires to his study to catch up on work. Anni feels a sense of loneliness, wishing that she could share her thoughts and feelings with Keiran, but knowing that their relationship is too fragile for that kind of honesty. As she tucks her children into bed, Anni feels a sense of sadness wash over her. She knows that she loves Keiran, but their relationship is still rocky. She wonders if they will ever find a way to truly connect, or if they are destined to live in this limbo forever.

After putting Masha and Dimitri to bed, Anni heads back to the kitchen to clean up the dinner dishes. She pours some soap into the sink and starts scrubbing the plates, lost in her thoughts.

Suddenly, she feels a pair of strong arms wrap around her waist, and a warm breath on the back of her neck. She turns around to see Keiran standing behind her, a mischievous glint in his eye.

He starts kissing down her neck, whispering Russian praises and pet names in her ear. Anni feels a shiver run down her spine, her body responding to his touch despite her earlier resentment towards him.

Keiran pulls her closer, his hands roaming over her body. Anni feels a sense of longing, feeling the connection that they share despite their problems.

"Ya znal, chto ty pridesh'," Keiran mutters, his voice low and seductive, "Moya khoroshen'kaya lisichka." 

Anni feels a flicker of anger, knowing that Keiran is trying to manipulate her with his charms. But at the same time, she can't deny the chemistry between them, the way her body responds to his touch. As they continue their embrace, Anni feels a sense of confusion. She knows that their relationship is complicated, that they have issues that they need to work through. But at the same time, she can't deny the passion that they share, the way Keiran makes her feel when he's close to her, "You are so beautiful, moya printsessa."

As they pull away from each other, Anni feels a sense of uncertainty. She knows that they have a long way to go before their relationship can truly be healed, but at the same time, she can't deny the spark that still exists between them. As she finishes cleaning up the kitchen, Anni feels a sense of resignation. She knows that their problems won't be solved overnight, but at the same time, she can't help but hope that she finds a way to truly love each other. Right as she's lost in her thoughts— Keiran takes her, and brings them up to their room. Before she can realize what just happened, he pins her down onto the bed.

"I don’t know, how you’ve done it, but I’ve fallen so deep in love with you," He turns and faces her, grey eyes peering into her own. "I love you, malen'kaya lisa." he responds. "And tonight, I need you." 

Anni heart swells and his hands trickle across her skin like nectar. He pulls the hem of her silk camisole up and over her head, allowing Keiran to drag his tongue over her bare skin. He takes hold of her left nipple with his teeth and sucks slowly on the sensitive area. Not daring to leave its twin forgotten, Keiran twists his index finger and thumb around the bud, only satisfied when the both are erect to their fullest.

Throwing her head backwards and letting out a low moan, Keiran smirks and trades treatments. Her face flushes when she feels the heat growing in between her legs. Upon letting go of her breast, he shifts and aligns himself overtop her. He tastes different places on her neck, searching for her favorite spot. Releasing a sharp breath when his nose grazes a sensitive area, Keiran takes the opportunity to leave a dark hickey. She takes her fingers through his hair and brings his lips down to hers, demanding his tongue in her mouth.

When he gives Anni what she wants, she trails her hands down his sculpted abdomen and plays with the elastic waistband to his underwear. Before she has the chance to relieve him of the fabric, Keiran breaks off the hungry kiss and flips her onto her stomach.

With a leg to her left and right, he keeps her from moving away. "Keiran," she whispers, "do not tease me please."

He smirks like the devil. "Then where would the fun be?" he replies, sly as a fox. Her panties are torn away, leaving her completely vulnerable to him and his wishes. "Do you wish to know what I plan to do with you now?"

"Tell me, my love," She purrs in response. He's ecstatic when she refers to him like that— it was one of the rare times she was affectionate when the children weren't present.

A wet sound breaks the silence. Keiran pulls his fingers from his mouth, saliva dripping generously from the tips of his digits. Pressing his index finger to her slit, he whispers into her ear, "I will make you mine, printsessa." As the words roll off his tongue, he inserts an index finger into her core. She squirms as the heat grows stronger and she inches closer to pleasure. He watches her in her submissive state with lust blazing bright in his eyes. Quickly becoming bored, Keiran adds another finger and begins to pumps the two around in lopsided circles.

Anni's breath catches in her throat, a strangled moan trying to escape her lungs. Panting, she forced herself to turn over onto her back. Once she's managed to flip, Keiran pulls one of her legs over his shoulder and roughly holds onto her other. A third finger thrusts into her core. Taken by surprise, she moaned out loud – much louder than she intended.

"Don’t suppress it," he smirks, "Let me hear it…"

"You tease me, I tease you, Keiran," Anni says back, dragging a hand along the side of her body. His eyebrows furrow and he frowns for a moment. Then, he smiles. After pumping fast and hard for a minute and leaving her on the edge of a climax, Keiran pulls his hand away. He then continues to lick off his fingers and then leave to fetch something in the dark.

Keiran returns holding a small, reflective packet in one hand and a towel in the other. Already knowing the contents of the object, she moves to the edge of the bed, sling her legs over the side and pulls his body towards her own. His chest muscles align perfectly with her face, allowing her to drag her tongue across his porcelain skin. Every so often, she kisses him tenderly. His arms fall limp with the torn open wrapping hanging loosely from his hand when she twists her tongue around his own nipples. Keiran inhales sharply, to which her smile, pleased with her revenge. 

Moving up slowly, she is eventually standing upright, directly in front of Keiran. He watches her silently as her fingers twine around the band of his boxers and pull them down. His erect member nearly stands perpendicular to his body. He then lowers her gently back onto the bed and slips the condom out of the wrapping and onto himself. Licking her lips slowly, she watches eagerly as the plastic stretches over his hardened member. 

"Are you sure?" Keiran asks softly, gently touching her cheek.

She places a kiss in the center of his palm and nods. "I love you."

Keiran smiles – he has a beautiful smile. "I love you too."

With that, he pushed himself inside of hed. Unlike she thought, pain slaps her hard before the wave of completeness fills her. She cries out and then moans as Keiran grunts. He slowly begins to thrust further into. Upon seeing her doing alright, he pushes harder and faster. Not after long, he manages to hit her G-spot and she releases a loud scream. "Keiran!"

Still moving, Keiran digs his fingers deeper into her hips and forces her to sit up with him. She pressed herself closer to him and dragged her nails across his back. Short shouts fill the air as she draw closer and closer to her climax. Sweat trickles down her body and she struggles for oxygen.

"K–Keiran," She pants, "I–I’m going to cum!"

He does not respond verbally; instead he thrusts even harder and even faster than before. His grunts all sound as if they are being cut off, they are so short. "Aah–," he sounds.

With the last thrust, she feels as if the pit of her stomach releases everything it holds and she is rewarded with a feeling of satisfaction and happiness. Keiran, not quite there, pushes twice more into her before letting out a shout and releasing his seed as well. Keiran pulls out, reaches for the towel and hands it to her. She takes the item and wipes herself off. He takes the cloth back and removes the condom and cleans himself up as well. After slipping on her panties, she lies back in the bed and watches as Keiran changes into a fresh pair of underwear. He pushes the covers over and nuzzles next to her. With his arm possessively around her, he kisses her face gently. her temple, her forehead, between her eyes, her nose, her jawline, her lips.

Sleep falls heavy over both of them. In the silence, when the land of dreams is ready to pull her under, Keiran whispers.

"I love you."

[prometheanglory]

Ronnie simp in me got to my head but uhm ✂️ 🌏 👑 🔥 if it’s not too much augahagahsh

-rev

NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH HUZZAH

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

TBH… he has a lot of ‘last straws’ and he is all too willing to burn bridges. the pattern seems to be the moment he can’t really swallow his resentment of them? like we all know that ronnie’s kinda moody and gets annoyed pretty easily 😭 but like… he’s also got an incredibly low tolerance for ppl who rub him wrong in a very specific direction. and like i’m sure we’re all aware he’s a jerk and he’s bitchy sometimes but there’s a separate level of He Hates You and it’s a lot less catty and very maliciously cold + venomous 💀 like… a concerning amt of empathy flies out of the window.

this ‘direction’ generally involves overstepping his boundaries, especially in regards to his self-image. the moment someone treats him like he can be knocked around or tries to demand too much out of him bc they think he’s easy, it brushes up against a very ugly sore spot in him.

he lets go of ppl like kids let go of balloons 😕 a little too easily but it still aggravates them when they do it bc they dwell on their feelings too much (ok maybe not the kid but defo ronnie&3,&3&(93)

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

the answer is no 🥲 sacrifice is nowhere in his book as a love language. it’s a very easy decision for ronnie to make, particularly bc something ronnie doesn’t rly see sacrifice as a thing that… rly serves him or anyone else? in fact, he thinks sacrifices (especially on that scale) is insane. just for one person? really? not even yourself? not even a separate reason outside of your partner? get a grip! nobody is that important!

👑 CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

RONNIE….. RONNIE WANTS TO BE REMEMBERED…..? i feel like he’s not setting out to make a name for himself in anyway, but if his name ever crosses anybody’s lips then he’d want them to know that he’s the guy who got things done without ever compromising a single thing about himself.

mainly messing around with narrative parallels in stagrove and analyzing ronno across the bambi movies — but the way chase is… shockingly similar to ronnie? except ronnie is much more upfront and honest about how little he values other people’s input if it contradicts his goals. chase and ronnie are both incredibly stubborn and malicious people, however chase keeps his malice very muted. it’s never quite as ‘out in the open’ as ronnie treats his feelings. while it’s a bit strange to imply that ronnie wants to be known as the guy who can’t reel himself in (bc thats not the truth at all) i’d say that . ronnie’s a guy that puts his integrity first before anything else.

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

the man’s a husk without his self destructive tendencies 😷 he’s aggressive and petty and holds grudges for way too long. he’s a bit prone to spiraling and then he goes out of his way to do something that makes him incredibly upset on purpose (and likely harms other ppl in the process) to establish some semblance of control when he’s in his very volatile moods. you can count his manwhoring to be part of those tendencies, because god knows he doesn’t have the heart or charisma to consider keeping people around for longer than 3 hours. keeps people at an arm’s length because he gets grossed out if they try to get closer or know him any better, so most of his relationships are pretty shallow and devoid.