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baptaincarnacles · 2 years

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An Analysis that is Far too Long

The Whale Shark (Season 1, Episode 1) is such an uncomfortable Episode.

I understand that it’s (one of) the first episodes, and it’s sorta starting everything out, but the way that it goes on is so uncomfy. Like, of course, there’s little bits that are silly and that I love, and some that show good personality of the characters.

Season 1. intro is nice, I like it. The only thing that I don’t quite like, due to watching the American version since I was little, is how Peso has the British accent on the videos on YouTube. It’s odd and really doesn’t suit his character (in my opinion, of course). Otherwise, I like all the scenes it shows, and the smooth transitioning from scene to scene.

Starting the episode is alright, once again, other than Peso’s voice. It feels too high, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about the British accent. And Dashi’s voice is clearly much different from the American version, while not horrible, it’s different.

Ah- the first plot hole: how did Dashi manage to swim into a Whale Shark’s mouth without noticing the fish? It’s a filter fish, likely moving at a slow pace, and she swims into its mouth. I understand it’s for episode plot, but that seems uncharacteristic (which they were first developing character personality in the episodes, and perhaps they were trying to make it more similar to the books by Meomi? Not certain about that).

In reference to the teeth, Barnacles says, “...those little rocks hanging down look... kinda familiar.” Barnacles, what is that supposed to imply? How many times have you been eaten by a Whale Shark to know the teeth? I mean, he seems to think about it, so he perhaps got it from studies. Or past experiences before he was an Octonaut, but of course, we aren’t aware because there’s not much expansion on his full past, just Polar Scouts, and the fact that he wrote a book.

“How can a cave have teeth and a tongue!?” -Peso Cartoonish comedy is a classic.

Compliments to the writing of Shellington. First episode and he’s already on point. The smart marine biologist everyone loves. I don’t know what is so fascinating about the way he’s already portrayed, perhaps the intelligence is very nice (basically every character in the cartoon is incredibly clever), it’s just the excessive recognization and knowledge that he (and similarly, Inkling) share. Which, that’s just a little detail I like.

Barnacles being super protective already. If you’ve watched Octonauts to the full extent, or even a few episodes, you know that Barnacles is a very protective captain and father-like figure of the Octonauts. Seeing this protective side early on is really fascinating. It’s also neat to point out that in the first season specifically, he shows a bit more emotion than later seasons (other than Above and Beyond). It really brings the feeling that it’s an adjustment, and he is either trying to learn how to be this strong captain, or perhaps the producers decision to make him this way at first.

Dashi being oblivious to her surroundings is rather off-putting. Now, of course, this could lead to her needing (and being) more careful in the future, which I believe was the plan (if you’ve seen A&B, you know what I’m talking about- significantly, the leadership role she places forth). -Dashi going back for her camera is completely understandable in this situation. She has very special images and she can’t just let this marine life swallow technology (two minutes, four seconds into the episode).

Barnacles repetitively pressing the button to get back into contact with Dashi shows that he was genuinely concerned, and thrown out of balance because things seemed out of order.

British Peso’s, “she’s trapped inside a whale shark,” is underwhelming. (I keep hating on Peso, I’m so sorry. I love his character, I do, I just don’t like the voice acting.)

Love the Vegimals. Tunip passing out is such a comedic relief, love them. -”dat a whale?” Aw, please, they’re so adorable.

Shellington’s rapid arm movements when speaking makes me happy because I’m the same way. To express myself, I talk more with body language than words (helps with expression greatly).

(Two minutes, fifty-seven seconds - three minutes and fourteen seconds) How do they know what a school bus is? It’s revealed in later episodes (maybe in A&B) that Shellington’s nephew, Periwinkle, does attend school (I believe), but do they have buses? I just assumed they walked, with the exception of the Gups, of course. And are there other vehicles that other Anthropomorphic animals use? Plot hole? Maybe, but it’s a cartoon- it’s to be expected.

All of the characters are very animated. I may have looked over that in later seasons, but they all feel as if they move more in Season 1. The Vegimals are expected to be animated, simply because they are vegetable/fish hybrids with too much energy.

“How dare that dastardly beast swallow our mate.” I believe this is Kwazzi’s first line in the episode, and what a way to really emphasize his character. He has a very (Disney-influenced) pirate-like way of speaking, essentially, really setting stone for the development and ideas of his character. While he’s not entirely what you’d consider a real pirate, he does enjoy exploration and danger.

Inkling cutting in to inform more about Whale Sharks also reveals a lot about his character. He’s intelligent and likes to inform. Book smart, and most certainly clever. He’s the direct opposite of Kwazzi, in a sense. Kwazzi love adventure, Professor loves sitting and reading; Kwazzi is hyper, Inkling is relaxed. That character dynamic is so nice to see within these cartoons, especially where it’s revealed that Kwazzi and Inkling are really good friends later on (often playing ping-pong with one another).

(Three minutes and sixteen seconds)

While professor is explaining that the Whale Shark is, “a filter feeder,” he explains that it doesn’t use its teeth for biting. While yes, of course, this makes sense for him to explain, it’s Barnacles’ reaction that caught my attention. He stands and stared blankly for a second, opens his mouth as if he wants to speak, and then looks serious again. He either thought of some form of plan or he wanted to share something and hesitated. That, or he was zoning back into the situation (which he seems to do often).

“And this Whale Shark swallowed Dashi.” The way he delivers this line is incredibly sassy, and the fact that he puts his hands on his hips after is fascinating. It’s his signature move, but his tone and body language seem to indicate that he’s upset (father/daughter bond, I swear). -Shellington has no idea what to do with his hands, so they seem awkwardly crossed over his chest.

Ah! Tweak’s first line of the episode (three minutes, twenty seven seconds). Love Tweak and her inventive behavior so much. The little gadget she had created implies that she had a prototype laying around for something similar, or she heard quickly of the situation and quickly whipped-up something (which she likely did). She’s such a fascinating character, one that is highly empathetic.

-small detail I want to point out at three minutes, thirty-seven seconds- The way Barnacles gets into the Gup A is a nice little detail. While Kwazzi usually will front-flip inside, and Peso will hop inside, Barnacles goes for an action-movie jump (pushing himself off the side of the gup with his paw, throwing himself into the air) and landing. Maybe it’s how he was taught, because there’s various scenes in this episode that indicate that he had more training with strictness than other things.

(Three minutes, forty-six seconds) Tweak being super familiar with Barnacles routine (specifically the way he likes order in things) is nice. She knew to wait for his order instead of going ahead and opening the hatch. I know it’s simply because of a captain’s order kinda thing, but she seemed to know the way Barnacles wanted it to go.

Oh, Barnacles being lost when the map shows incorrectly implies that he doesn’t like when things don’t go the way they’re supposed to (which is understandable. He’s the captain and has a goal to protect his team, a minor slip-up can be fatal).

(Four minutes, fifteen seconds) A full introduction into how reckless Kwazzi is. Of course, this seems to upset Barnacles, because once again, his thought process is thrown off by disorder. He genuinely seems new to the role of captain, seeming how he is still super animated and has little control over how he feels. But, of course, he immediately goes back to being serious to give direction to Peso. (Four minutes, thirty-three seconds) Here’s where it kinda gets uncomfortable, and the writing seems to be a bit sloppy.

“Meanwhile, I’ll slither through your spaghetti.” Okay, the communication would make sense for an adolescent audience, but as some of us who are older, there was clearly a more... educated way to explain how the plan is to work out (and the Whale Shark approaching in the background is kinda funny).

And as the fish approaches further, neither Kwazzi nor Barnacles seems to be aware of their surroundings (Barnacles once again zoned out with his writing pad, and Kwazzi distracted with watching him). By no means should they have been fully distracted, especially with Peso yelling at them. -Peso had to address them twice to alert them. -Reacting only when the fish opens its mouth. While the delay is funny, it is a bit odd that they’d hesitate to move. -They clearly tried to get out before the Shark closed its mouth.

“You never got to leap around like Spaghetti, did you?” -Barnacles “No, I got sucked in like a wet noodle!” -Kwazzi

Cartoon humor, again, love it. Barnacles is highly sarcastic in this episode and I love it for no reason.

(Five minutes, thirteen seconds) While some scenes seemed to drag on before, the scenes that play here are rather quickly paced. The characters go from one thing to another without much thought until Barnacles orders to charge towards the spongey filter at the back of the fish’s mouth (which he sounds a lot like a commander in this scene). He’s meant to give order, yes, but it feels over-exaggerated (maybe to make up for how underwhelming Peso is /j)

The tip-toeing at five minutes, twenty-four seconds is adorable. I love the little T-rex arms, it’s so sweet.

Oh! And the episode reveals Barnacles’ book smarts as well (the scene where he’s explaining the gills to Kwazzi). He has clearly read-up on some of these animals, and is very aware of what they do.

*I want to make note of Kwazzi’s immature sense of humor as well. His commentary is very entertaining. “Let’s suck in out bellies, and squeeze!” -Barnacles I have to remind myself this is a show made for kids because I genuinely mistake my view of it and the actual show. It’s a goofy little line with a nice delivery. They way he talks is very flat, but bold. I love it.

(Six minutes, twenty-two seconds) Peso getting hit in the face because he keeps pressing random buttons is the best thing. He seems to not understand the controls of the gup quite yet. -”I guess not,” best thing he’s said in this episode.

Take it back, “You don’t have measles, or chickenpox, you have Octonauts,” is the best line,

And I’ll also point out how indecisive some of the wordings are. A little bit earlier, Barnacles explained that there were various ways that the Whale Shark lets water out and, “keeps big things in.” Peso point out that the fish is used to eating small things. I know what they had meant, but some people may not pick up on that at first, so there was probably better wording that could’ve been applied.

The last couple things I’d like to point out is: -Barnacles getting spooked by Dashi (seven minutes, fifty seconds) because she appeared suddenly. -Kwazzi having a more delayed response and hopping into Barnacles arms (seven minutes, fifty-one seconds). -Dashi having the time of her life (the entirety of the episode, really) -Barnacles seems very claustrophobic in the stomach of the fish and is acting incredibly defensive (around the time they got down there to the time they’re out). -Peso getting aggravated with the Whale Shark, and tickling it (which is very uncomfortable over his voice). -The Whale Shark belching (ugh) after spitting the Octonauts out. -Barnacles and Kwazzi being embarrassed over the picture Dashi got of them.

(I skipped explaining how I felt about those parts and the analyzations to spare the readers, believe me) Overall rating of the episode: 7/10 Loved the idea, but some voice acting was off (expressing the wrong emotions), some scenes went by too quickly, and others dragged on.

Reminder: I am in no place to really give my say on the show, I suppose, but I was rewatching Season 1. and couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry that this is so long-

#octonauts #captain barnacles #kwazzi #dashi #inkling #shellington #tweak #peso #vegimals

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nuri148 · 2 years

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I wonder if you could make headcanons about Reader being Armin’s mother. She’s married to Armin’s father who’s a wealthy principal of a school and she’s Armin’s grandfather daughter. It will be a modern-setting AU and Armin will still be the smart little cinnamon roll we know and love in Attack on Titan

OMG my first ask! That's an interesting premise so it kinda breaks my heart that I can only partially oblige.

I have never liked the reader pov - not in fanfic, nor in original fiction. The 2nd person pov throws me off; it's been always easier for me to relate to a 3rd person character than to pretend I'm the 'you' that the author alludes to. That's not to say I won't read a xreader fic; but they always leave me sorta cold.

That said, I imagine in the scenario you suggest, Armin's mum would actively work towards encouraging his goals and dreams. She would have married Mr. Arlert when they both were young and had dreams not unlike the ones Armin has: see the world, meet new peoples, help make the world a better place. But somewhere along the way he got tis first principal job, and what started as a way to earn more money to make those adventures true turned into a full time career, with a tenured position with too many perks and prestige to go back to idealistic delusions of youth. Especially with a son to feed, and a bright one at that, who could himself be a great academic, lawyer, or diplomat.

But Armin's mum will not let her precious baby be bullied into a straight-jacket career when he wants to be a marine biologist and sail the seas researching lesser-known organisms and their ecology.

She gives Armin supporting talks and extra cuddles when he feels down after his father projects his academic fantasies on him and she gets him brochures about all the universities with good marine biology programs. Even foreign ones, because even if it'd break her heart to send her boy to the other side of the ocean, maybe the distance would smooth things over between him and his dad.

She trusts that in the end her husband will see Armin should study what Armin wants, but just in case she's been saving 'FU money' for years in case she needs to burn bridges.

She only talks about this with her dad when she visits his grave. His last years he was a bit disappointment of the man he'd once called a son and how he'd ditched his dreams and settled for a comfortable life. Luckily he passed before witnessing how he'd try to quash Armin's dreams too.

She likes Eren, of course, he's almost a second son, but lately he's too much into girls so she fears he'll take Armin down the wrong path, will knock up someone and will have to give up on his dreams.

Armin's mum would love to see him finding a nice girl to share his life with but also fears he'll end up with some b*tch (Mrs. Arlert does not say such words out loud) who'll just take advantage of his kindness and innocence. Armin's dad gave him the talk long ago, but she's thinking to have an honest chat with him about relationships, rather than just bodily functions.

Little does she know that he's been banging that half-asian goth girl from his class for almost a year now.

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Thanks for the chance to ramble! In the end I came up with much more than I thought I would 🙃 Have a nice day!

#armin headcanons #aot headcanons #armin arlert #aot fanfiction #aot #arumika #aot au

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chitsangenthusiast · 3 years

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This is like, the third one I send you. Zukka + they're filming a movie about a marine biologist AU

anon pls know how much i cradled this ask to my heart this past week lol

This time, Zuko doesn't care about politeness or manners. He keeps his hands buried deep inside his warm coat pockets and firmly ignores the impish cheer in the man's wave as he approaches.

"Hello," he says, just short of a snarl. "Again."

"Howdy," he man responds lightly, eyes flicking down to Zuko's pockets before back up to take in the crew and film equipment also milling about. "Wow, I really didn't expect you to still be here. Don't you guys at least have a hotel or something downtown you could've killed time at?"

Irritation flares in Zuko's chest. "You were the one who said could bring him over. This is ridiculous, we're running out of daylight at this point—where is he?"

He gets a hearty chuckle in response, and Zuko briefly contemplates punching him.

"Bring who over?" the guy asks as he weaves his way through the now-grumbling crew, and Zuko decides the charges may actually be worth it.

"Bring—" At this point, he's just waiting for him to get within arm's length. But the man must read the idea on his face because he manages to easily circumvent Zuko to instead head up to the house behind them. "You—what the hell was the point of messing with us? Aang said you'd be helpful!"

The guy stops in getting his keys out. After a moment, he turns to look back over his shoulder. "You talked to Aang?"

Zuko's head hurts from how hard he rolls his eyes. "Yes, he was the one who sent us your way!"

"Huh," is all the guy says in response, before he turns back to the house, unlocks the front door, and walks inside. Right before shutting it, he pops his head back out and levels Zuko with a long, amused look. "Well, you could always try knocking."

Then, with a wide grin, he closes the door on them.

Zuko stills, mouth falls open. Because there's no way. It can't be. Nothing in the pictures suggest—

He barely wastes a second before stalking up to the door and knocks hard against the wood.

It opens again, and then—there's Sokka, the man who gave Zuko the run-around for the past three hours, the same man who is the sole reason why Zuko is even here, just casually leaning against the door frame.

"You were expecting the beard weren't you?" Sokka laughs, rubbing at his chin. "Yeah, being in the Arctic without a razor for a few months always leaves me pretty hairy. Wasn't expecting the photo op as soon as I got out of the water, so I didn't have the chance to shave beforehand."

That had admittedly been what Zuko was expecting—but he's just as equally blindsided by how...attractive Sokka is, in a sweater the color of the abyssal plain and crinkling eyes as blue as the bioluminescence on the newly-discovered giant octopus-whale from his expedition.

It's a far-cry from how he looked in the now-famous pictures, buried in sodden winter layers and on the brink of death.

"So are you here to ask about the 'amazing discovery of the biggest creature ever yet found' thing?" Sokka asks, smirking just for a second before his mouth tightens. "Or about what happened along the way?"

If Zuko was smart, he would've went with the arguably better answer; pick the thing that would guarantee him critical acclaim, rocket him from being some nobody producer to being one of the greats.

"Octopus-whale." he says instead, because his inexhaustible curiosity has never been good at following that kind of drama for his documentaries.

Sokka's brows shoot up in open approval, and the small smile he gives as he steps aside to let Zuko in is enough to let him know he unexpectedly made the right choice—as well as send his heart fluttering, just a little.

"You should probably congratulate yourself on being the only person who's going to get this story, you know," Sokka murmurs.

Zuko reels, then scoffs. "I'll wait to do that until I've finally learned how to pronounce that...imaginative scientific name you gave the creature."

And—oh, the pictures definitely did not prepare him for how nice Sokka's laugh sounds either.

#a formal rip to everyone who sent prompts hoping i'd actually follow the script and instead got me meandering off in some diff direction #lmfao my bad #i almost went w my rival marine biologists au for this one so at least i didn't go /completely/ off track here lmao #(also i hope you enjoy this enough! i'm not feeling well so i'm sorry if this reads awkward at all)#zukka #zuko #sokka #my writing #ask

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corysmiles · 3 years

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Does Wilbur ever start giving Tommy puzzles to do? I've seen videos of marine biologists putting tiny octopus in jars and watching them unscrew them from the inside.

After a while he realizes just how smart Tommy is and starts bringing him more 'puzzles' to escape, but he's actually teaching him to escape live traps other scientists are trying to use.

-Zeetle

A New Puzzle

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Octotommy au

Notes: hey first writing for the new AU!! I love the idea of Wilbur getting puzzles for Tommy and the mer getting so excited every time he solves one. (And I also love the angstier idea of Wilbur teaching Tommy to escape traps) Thank you so much for the ask zeetle my beloved :] 💙

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“Tommy come out, Ive got a new puzzle for you.”

Wilbur waited impatiently, the plastic fins on his feet getting pulled back and forth by the icy current as he floated- a reminder that he couldn’t stay long. Meanwhile, his eyes stared intently at the giant rock formation poking up from the sand below- The same rock formation he’d visited every day for months since finding Tommy.

It was a couple months ago that he had found the tiny octopus mer. He’d been setting out traps for crabs, and when he came back that same day one trap was missing. He’d searched around the reef for almost an hour before he spotted the shiny metal bars peeking out of a pile of worn rocks. He’d reached his hand in without second though, but what he grabbed onto wasn’t the hard metal he was anticipating, instead it was soft and squishy.

It was the first time he’d ever met Tommy, and although the octopus mer was nervous he seemed to love being in Wilbur’s hands. Day by day Wilbur came back to take notes on the fascinating creature. He’d never seen anything like Tommy, and although he loved learning more about him he couldn’t he’ll but become fond of his heart laughs and wild personality.

Only a month in the visits started to feel more like visiting a friend then doing research.

“Come on Tom,” Wilbur called out again impatiently, “It’s just me.”

The water was freezing already even though it was only early August, and even with a full wetsuit he felt his skin crawling with goose bumps.

Thankfully, he didn’t have to wait much longer before a flash of red peaked out from a behind a nearby rock.

Wilbur watched with amusement as small tentacles flicked towards him. They curled around the water a bit, and Wilbur couldn’t help the warm feeling in his chest when he realizes the tentacles were searching for his hand.

Slowly he nudged his fingers forward and as soon as one of the tentacles brushed against it they all wrapped around his hand like a glove.

The small mer’s face beamed with joy as he smiled up at the researcher, “New puzzle?”

“Yep, a couple of them actually” Wilbur chuckled, “Took you long enough.”

Tommy huffed and tightened his tentacles around Wilbur’s arms, “I was sleeping dickhead. You came so early today.”

“Its noon,” Wilbur cocked his eyebrow in amusement.

The mer’s tentacles flashed bright red for a moment before settling back to their natural maroon state.

“You stupid humans and your stupid time,” Tommy grumbled, “I was still sleeping, so it was early.”

Wilbur laughed and brushed the tips of his fingers over Tommy’s head in the way he knew the mer adored. Immediately, the tentacles around his wrist turned pale pink as the mer’s head pushed its way into his hand.

“You’re so clingy,” Wilbur smirked earning another groan from the tiny octopus, “Now come on, let go. Gotta do the puzzles before I freeze to death.”

Reluctantly, Tommy wriggled against his hand before forcing his tentacles off one by one. The sudden lack of warmth shocked the researcher a bit, but he knew this had to be done… Even if Wilbur couldn’t help the smile that reached his face every time Tommy instinctively tried to curl back around his hand.

“Alright Tommy I’ve brought you one new one, and it’s important that you figure it out okay?”

The mer just shrugged and lazily floated around Wilbur’s head, his tentacles pulsing under him to keep him up, “Yeah yeah, hand it over.”

Wilbur smiled at the young mer’s enthusiasm and dug through his bag until his hands met a sharp piece of metal. Even the feeling of it against his skin made him feel queasy.

“Alright just- I need you to go inside of it okay,” Wilbur stuttered nervously, “I just need to see if you can get out.”

Slowly he pulled out the “puzzle” from his bag and carefully watched the mer’s expression. Tommy looked curious and a little unsure, but not afraid. And his tentacles stayed at their natural shade of maroon.

Wilbur wasn’t sure if that was a good thing or not.

The “puzzle” was actually a trap: one of the newest models the lab was using to catch more elusive specimens. And with all the talk about Tommy going around, he worried theyd start using it to hunt after the little mer. He new he’d get fired if they ever found out what he was doing, but he’d already failed his job by not bringing in the new creature he’d discovered.

What more harm could be done by teaching Tommy how to escape from his colleagues.

Tommy swam circles around the cage before letting his torso drift inside. Even though Wilbur knew what would happen, he still flinched when the sharp metal bars contracted around the mer.

“Woah shit,” Tommy laughed nervously as he tried to push the tight bars off of him, “Seems kinda dangerous for a puzzle yeah?”

Wilbur hummed, only paying attention to whether or not Tommy was hurt. The bars dug into his skin but it didn’t seem to draw any blood which was good.

Tommy stuck his tongue out in concentration as he slowly guided his tentacles through the metal bars. Each one prodded around against the container until they landed on a small metal latch.

“Too easy Wilbur,” Tommy grinned, and within seconds he’d broken the latch open.

Relief flooded through Wilbur’s body as he felt the mer wrap around his hand again, and this time Wilbur didn’t hesitate in giving him the head rubs he desired.

“Good job,” Wilbur hummed, “Fantastic.”

Tommy almost purred at the touch as Wilbur’s fingers scratched right above his ears. He swore the researcher’s hands were magic because he’d do anything to make him stay there in the water. But sadly, the human looked like he was half-frozen, and by the feeling of his icy skin Tommy didn’t think he could stay much longer.

“Alright,” Wilbur whispered after a few minutes, “I’m going to freeze to death if I stay any longer. I’ll see you again soon though. Maybe tomorrow. Be careful.”

Tommy deflated and wrapped himself tighter around Wilbur’s hand earning a small laugh form the researcher, “I’m always careful, who do you think I am?”

Wilbur stared fondly at the mer and gently pried him off of his hand, “I think you’re you Tommy. And I know you think you’re invincible. So be careful.”

The mer just pouted at the human’s scolding. He’d gone years without ever being caught (except for by Wilbur), so he didn’t understand why Wilbur was so paranoid. There was no way he’d be discovered again.

It was only when the same “puzzles” from that night started to pop up all over the reef that Tommy realized maybe Wilbur had a point…

#octotommy au #mcyt g/t #mcyt gt #hurt/comfort #g!wilbur #t!tommy #corywrites #zeetle ask

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not-your-pussikat · 2 years

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voidix · 3 years

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So my dear friend @kittytudor and I were discussing some takes the fandom has on Dazai and especially his interactions with Mori and I thought I’d share

I really hate the train of thought that goes like “they’re super smart so they know life has no meaning and nothing matters” like that’s cynical for no reason whatsoever and just nihilistic

Yea when you are intelligent you see all the bad in the world and feel like you’re powerless to stop it a lot of times but the things is

You know scientists see beauty in everything geologist will get excited about literal dirt a marine biologist about a gold fish. When you’re intelligent you see all the bad but also all the good

However it’s easier to see the bad and often times it clouds your view but part of the healing process is starting to see beauty and happiness in the smallest things and I think that’s a journey Dazai is slowly going on.

So I really don’t think intelligence is the issue here and I’m gonna assume you’re an edgy bastard if you say so

I feel like Dazai’s issue is more the environment than anything and the lack of meaningful relationships. I know we clown the scene where he says actually living is okay now 1 day after meeting Chuuya but here is the thing. This might have been the first time he had someone his age who wanted to hang out with him or even less just someone his age who tolerated him. I personally know nothing about his life pre mafia but you can assume it wasn’t a good life if at age 14 you decide the bloody mafia is preferable to wherever you’re at at the moment

In my opinion Mori didn’t encourage it per se but he didn’t try to stop it either I really think that for him he did not expect Dazai would go through with it (again) and /or as cruel as it sounds if he actually did it which Mori didn’t think was likely he had one less rival to worry about but I really think that’s Mori’s reasoning for staying “neutral” for lack of a better word on this issue

That being said I’m sure being surrounded by death and suffering did not do any good for an already depressed 14/15yo

Which leads me to the second point. I really don’t think Mori expected Dazai to leave or tried to make him leave. For Mori Dazai was a powerful asset because of his ability and because of his intelligence that y’all are obsessed with. So why would you want to push that person away and it’s not like he was encouraging him to suicide here which would make much more sense than wanting him to leave.

And I have evidence

I’m gonna start it with: Oda did not die to set an example I don’t think so no. In his conversation with Chuuya he said something like “being a leader means making sacrifices for the well being of the group” or something like that and that’s what he did here.

He sacrifices Oda to get the permit.

The strange thing is I do think Mori meant what he said to Chuuya that he is a leader but also a servant to the mafia he wants the mafia to gain more power and that’s why he did what he did to get the permit.

I do think it could be a lesson to Dazai but not in the “if you cross me this is gonna happen to you” because Oda didn’t cross him Oda didn’t want power he is the last person who was interested in that. I think if anything it was more a lesson as in “when you take over this is something you’ll have to do and I’m showing you how it’s done”

Evidence for that is he was chuckling when he mentioned that possibility that Dazai would kill him and take one someday. And I agree that Mori

Wouldn’t mind if that was better for the Mafia. Like he wouldn’t make it easy for him and he wouldn’t give up but if he is defeated he wouldn’t be angry or annoyed because like I mentioned above I do think he was genuine when he said he is also a servant to the Mafia

My other piece of evidence is that when he showed Dazai the permit he seemed proud of what he’s done. The way he presented it and the entire scenario he seemed proud more than smug. If he really wanted Dazai out I feel like he would’ve been more smug about the whole thing and we know he can do that well.

And obviously there is also the fact he offered him not once but twice to come back. And what’s interesting is that the first time the offer was secret like he sent Gin and Higuchi and it was in a shady ass tunnel

Now the other time is where it gets interesting because it was very public in front of Dazai’s colleagues the black lizard and Fukuzawa.

Now Mori is a smart guy but also he has a sense of pride as we learned so I really don’t think he would risk being humiliated in front of Fukuzawa of all people just to mess with Dazai and he seemed genuinely surprised when Dazai said “you kicked me” and he didn’t offer him to just come back no he offered to be back as an executive and having Dazai decline and clown him in front of Fukuzawa like that I don’t think he would risk that if he was just playing

The thing is Mori is smart but he has tunnel vision in my opinion. He was so focused on getting the permit he forgot that this plan has consequences that aren’t just “we get the permit”

And also one of Mori’s issues is that he never takes into consideration people’s emotions. You can predict human Behavior to a certain degree a lot of times you can know what to

Say or what to do to get a certain result but the thing is humans aren’t algorithms they don’t always operate on logic they have emotions. And these emotions can be so strong that they override any crumb of logic left which is something I think Mori fails to understand. That’s why he didn’t expect Dazai to leave he forgot about the emotional factor.

That’s what Mori lacks but Dazai has and my evidence for this is a scenario we laughed at because it was presented in a funny way but I think that’s something that shows that Dazai is better at this 4D chess game than Mori.

On the Moby Dick he knew that Akutagawa would abandon everything to talk to him. If Dazai only operates by thinking about logical Behavior he wouldn’t have told Atsushi to do this but he realises that the emotional factor is one of the strongest drives humans have.

And you know I think Mori knows that when it comes to 4D chess Dazai would defeat him but he doesn’t mind that he isn’t scared of that. In dead Apple he couldn’t have possibly known the whole business with the pill but he told Chuuya to interfere. Mori has a strange sense of trust towards Dazai even now that they’re part of different sides.

I think Mori is has always been aware that although he says he does Dazai doesn’t actually want to die and I think the scene with the hyper and hypo tension medication in 15 shows this. If you actually want to die why would you Mix medicine with effects that cancel out each other and Mori is a doctor he knows this. That’s why I think he didn’t expect Dazai to commit and that he believes Dazai actually wants to live and because of that he will try and preserve himself and by extension Yokohama which is why he told Chuuya to go in dead apple, which is why he let Akutagawa go on the Moby Dick in season 2 because he realized Dazai wanted him to go there and he trusts Dazai to a certain degree .

I really feel like his underestimated the emotional factor and this will ultimately lead to his downfall. Like he didn’t expect Dazai to leave he wouldn’t expect anyone to react super emotional to god knows what he’ll do and thereby underestimate their response to that which will make him meet his end.

I don’t think the “you kicked me” is Dazai in denial he acted ok emotions or at least that’s not the whole thing. I think that Dazai’s reasoning for saying that is this:

Oda died so Mori can get more power which was part of Mori’s plan all along so looking at the bigger picture it was Mori’s plan and actions who drove me out of the Mafia so he basically “kicked me out”

Also I wanna add that I feel like Mori because he underestimates the emotional factor he doesn’t understand to this day why Dazai left like he knows it’s related to oda he can follow that train of events but in his mind it doesn’t make logical sense why Dazai would do that which is why he didn’t manage to win Dazai over back to The Mafia because in his mind be doesn’t know the logical reason why Dazai left which is also another reason why he was so surprised when Dazai said he kicked him

Also I’d like to add that I really don’t think he felt threatened or wanted to just get rid of him

Dazai was already suicidal so if it would very easy to make it look like that. And like I mentioned before if it was the best choice for the Mafia I really don’t think Mori would be that bothered about being replaced by Dazai.

I also don’t think he thought Dazai would be more useful on the outside because once again why lose a valuable addition like that

And it’s not like

He wanted to use him

As a spy or anything we know that would’ve been arranged differently see Ango

So Mori the logical guy he is wouldn’t want his enemies to have someone with Dazai’s ability because that’s a pain in the ass and also

He wouldn’t want an insider like Dazai to join his enemies and spill all his secrets. Dazai had a very high rank and like I said I don’t think Mori expected him to leave so he had no reason to hide things from

him so even without his ability he would be a very strong asset to the Mafias enemies so there is no way Mori would think he is more useful on the outside since

1. we already said mori has tunnel vision he couldn’t possibly predict that much that he thinks Dazai is better out

2. We established that he isn’t afraid of him

3. He wouldn’t want the ability and the information to fall into his enemies’ hands

4. If he was actually scared and wanted to get rid of him making it seem like suicide or actually driving him to suicide would be much easier especially since mori is a doctor

So yeah this is long thanks if you read until the end it was super fun to write this id love to know what others think I’m sorry if it’s a bit unorganised it’s copied from my notes app

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd Meta #Dazai osamu #osamu dazai #mori ogai #ogai mori #bsd Mafia

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beerecordings · 2 years

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okay so I don't know if you ever went into details about Chase's ghosty condition but I started wondering about some stuff :o Like, is he able to interact at all with things or is he permanently stuck in spectator mode only? Does he also know/remember who killed him? And where is body is? Does he have a limit to where he can go? Sorry if that's a lot of question! I just thought about it at work and got really curious :>

merci beaucoup!! and it's no problem. yes he is bound to a certain range or else he will begin to fade and then he will not even have a physical form, but it's really quite a wide range. There's miles and miles of the ocean he can preside over. Part of the reason Jackie's clan is his favorite is because their cave system/home is a very good spot for him, but he also follows them quite far whenever they're swimming.

Chase does remember his death and killer. He used to walk by the beach every night (there are many benefits to being a marine biologist) and when his divorce with Stacy got messy, Stacy's brother, without Stacy knowing, decided to fix the problem for his sister. He bound Chase up and drowned him. Chase is a ghost because his murderer was never caught and his body was never found – he knows exactly where it lies, in the caves beneath the cliffs. Nobody explores down there because it's so rocky. His body is a skeleton by now. He watched the fish devour him.

He has compulsions he can't resist to visit his body, and that gives him compulsions to do what he refers to as “ghost hobbies” like walking along the beach weeping and visiting the place of his murder, crying for someone to find him. yknow normal things

Chase can't physically interact with much of anything. He is physically and visually transparent. this can be a problem because the merrow think he is just another clan member, if a really weird moon-human-looking one who chatters sooooo much, and they are always trying to snuggle or bump or pat him. they are really smart but he can't seem to make them grasp that he is just visual. they are like cats who can't figure out glass. Henrik gets it mostly but that's about it

However there have been a couple times where, if he is really determined or desperate, he can physically touch things around him. He tries to practice it casually and can sometimes knock trash cans over for Jackie or pat Henrik's babies for a moment, but it's difficult and makes him feel spacey and lost.

It's sad but time passes differently for him as a ghost and he very much enjoys watching his merrow. He used to dream about leading humans to his body or training the merrow to lead someone to him, but these days he's mostly interested in doing what he can to preserve their species (or feeling like he's doing what he can to preserve their species). He just wishes he could write a fucken GRANT PAPER and get some damn FUNDING UP IN HERE

#merrow au #death mention #corpse mention #maybe the series would end with the merrow helping humans find him and him being laid to rest

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yandere-caesar · 2 years

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Ocean Man

Pairings: yandere!Jotaro x Kakyoin x ???? x ????

Description: Jotaro meets someone that he finally hits it off with, but he finds out something horrible.

Warnings: VERY NSFW THINGS, tentacles, murder, blood, yandere themes, extremely brief reference to an IRL tragedy in the background at the end

Patric was at the underwater K mart getting some kornflakes so that he could be a good boy and not masturbate. But they were kelp flakes actually. Not because it was underwater, but because it was a K mart.

Suddenly he saw a man that he had never seen in town before. The guy was giant, but space kind of bends at the bottom of the ocean so he could fit in the store. He looked like he was extremely pissed off at something, but Patric is a himbo so he did not even know how to tell that. Which turned out to be a good thing because he wasn’t actually pissed off but a bad thing because he didn’t like being bothered by a stranger in a K mart.

He walked over to the weird new fish to try to annoy him. He didn’t know what kind of fish he was though. Maybe he was a dolphin.

“Hi. I think your eyes are pretty.”

Patric leaned right in near his face, which would have been terrifying for almost any sane person since that’s how starfishes kill things slowly and horribly. But it didn’t phase Jotaro because when you beat up an ancient vampire that can stop time, starfish don’t bother you in general. They also don’t when you come from Florida. Nothing does if you have the omnipotent power of being a Floridaman. It pretty much makes you a cryptid.

“Thanks. Now don’t bother me anymore, yare yare.” Normally having fans following him around and smiling would be a bad thing for the marine biologist, but this was a starfish so it was ok.

Suddenly a box got knocked over next to them and they were in a magical cave because it was a Kport teleportation box that they had stolen from a Walmart.

“Omg!!!” Said Patrick “Is that the golden rock that grants the isles?????”

Jotaro was about to tell him how stupid that was, when he saw something on a shelf that was spray painted gold and had a sign on it that said “magical golden rock that grants wishes.”

Jotaro took the rock and just kind of…stared at it.

Patrick started running around in circles screaming. He knew that this was the only way to activate the rock of power.

Sudddenly they were in Squidward’s house because Patrick had wished to see Squidward so that he could ask for some gum and NFTs. Patric is a smart starfish and knows the secret hidden values of NFTs that only libertarians and influencers can know. Patric was a starfish though and he was just that awesome.

The toon had a lot of stacks and stuff on the walls with all kinds of fucked yo things like whips. Jotaro just lit a thing that wasn’t actually a cigarette and shook his head slowly.

“Yare yare, this is a fucking sex dungeon.”

Patric was a Chad so he did not ask how Jotaro knew what a sec dubgeon looks like. He respected another homies privacy because starfishes just be like this.

There was moaning. O I got from the next room, so they ran over and busted down the door. Inside the room, there were so many tentacles that no one could tell what was going on. It was like Cthulhu threw up or something. It was really fucking weird.

Suddenly though, Notaro noticed an earring on the ground that looked like a cherry. It was his fri bf Kakyoin’s and he was reroing the octobussy!!!

Jotaro suddenly got mad and Star platinum came out. But he didn’t stop time because he didn’t really need to and that’s kind of overkill for this situation.

“How dare you sleep with my boyfriend! You’re dead you prick! I’m the only one that gets to wrap something around his neck and choke him!”

He grabbed a packet of forbidden sechan sauce and started to beat Squidward over the head with it. Because of its sheer blunt force of being something only smart people can understand, it was able to crush squid arc’s skull like capitalism crushes my dreams.

There was blue blood everywhere because all octopi have blue blood. They are little mini Vriskas that are just waiting for the opurtunity to stab you or throw you off a cliff after they steal yo girl.

Suddenly Kakyoin was freed from the tentacles because his yandere bf had saved his gamer boo twink ass.

“Thank you Jotaro! But can I do that again with th starfish? You can join in this time.” So they did. Patric was ok with it and everything was good.

…and that is the story of what caused 911 and how I met your mother.

Thank you for reading this far and happy April 1st! Don’t worry, I finished a much more SERIOUS fanfic that I did not just write as a joke and it is ready to go for tomorrow. I just thought it would be fun to post this as an April Fools Day prank.

#yandere jjba #jotakak #Jotaro Kujo #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin #jotaro #april 1st #crossover #polyamory

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queerpanikkar · 3 years

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What are their majors?

Does Chris exist?

who is roommates with who?

what year are they?

I just love college aus so much and i am always curious about how people interpret characters in that setting.

Ahhh okay okay- this is going to be SUPER long and super specific, sorry!!

Majors:

Okay first, Eddie. Eddie was hard. I thought about making him ROTC but like, no. So, to answer two of your questions at once, I'm going to make Eddie a teacher with a focus on children with disabilities. That's where he meets Chris (who lives with his grandfather Bobby heheh), and the two connect immediately.

Eddie's putting himself through college, which is why he's an RA. But he also works weekends at a local coffee shop (yes I am merging a coffee shop AU into this college AU). Buck is a frequent visitor.

Buck is a marine biologist and you will not change my mind. He got caught in a tsunami over the summer before his freshman year, but he never even thought about changing his major. He's obsessed with helping animals and the environment. His ADHD definitely gets in the way with school sometimes (and yes, he was prescribed meds, but they make him feel weird and sick and really it only is detrimental to his school life not his personal one, but that's why he's got the best friends). Likes to take a bunch of random classes when they fit though because he just loves learning about things, so he's like...the university cryptid. Everyone feels like they've had at least one class with him.

Hen is Biology (Pre-med, of course!). Do I even need to explain? Doctor Hen my beloved. But, she definitely is minoring in something like woman studies or anthropology so she can get a better understanding of the intersection of culture and being a medical professional in a way that some doctors...don't. Stan Hen.

Chim...Honestly, Chim was kinda hard, and I'm not 100% sure I'm right on this. But Chim as a Comms major just makes sense to me. But like, Digital Comms, so he does social media and website creations and stuff. He's pretty laid-back overall, but this man is obsessed with internships. The annoying (but lovable in Chim's case) person who had an internship every semester and then complained that he had so much work to do.

Albert is 100% undecided. That man doesn't know what he wants to do AT ALL so currently he's taking 1 philosophy class? (it fits my vibe, Chim!) He's taking a Music Production class for sure, and he makes stupid EDM music that drives Ravi insane. And then just a bunch of core classes.

I headcanon Ravi as a linguistics person, idk why. I think he didn't want to become an engineer or doctor (like maybe was expected of him as it is in my South Asian family) but he's still super smart, right? He's taking two language classes and a couple of data science classes, but really he wants to do humanitarian work if he can make a living career out of it. Idk no one but Hen really understands his major, but they all ask him for help studying because he's literally so good at everything? School, check. Sports, check. Social life, A-. He can't sing though, which is fine until someone tells him to shut up in the communal showers.

I'm thinking I'll make Maddie a drop-in character so that she can fall in love with Chim? But she graduated undergrad early and is going to PA (physician's assistant) school.

Roommates:

Buck has rich people money. Yes, he hates his parents, and they suck, but he's got rich people money to put him through college (and if he spends half of it tipping at Eddie's coffee shop, that's his business). So he lives in a dorm room by himself, has his own personal bathroom and everything, ugh. He's neighbors with Eddie though (walls are thin)...

Ravi and Albert are roommates. They can't stand each other, but if you ever bring that up they'll get so offended. (Wtf? Ravi's my best friend, bro).

Eddie's an RA, so he's also got his own room, but he can frequently be found at the apartment off-campus that Chim and Hen share.

Years:

Eddie is a sophomore. Chim and Hen are juniors. Buck and Ravi are freshman. Who knows when Albert will graduate, two years early? Two years late? Who knows.

And yes, I know in canon Albert gets his undergrad in Korea when he's like 16, but I don't want that for him. I want him to be chaotic as he should.

Anyway...hope you had fun reading that LMAO. Feel free to send follow-ups/fix my headcanons.

#em you're rambling again #Buddie college AU say it with me #buddie #ask answered #alwayseddietrash #aj <333 #em writes

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oboevallis · 3 years

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When are you posting part 5 of 'who is he' ?

right now 🤪, sorry it’s kinda rushed, this is kind of a transition chapter sooooo sorry, i hope everyone’s doing well and staying safe!!!!

who is he pt 5

Link sat in the familiar waiting room with his mother. Suddenly remembering the time he had to break the news to a heartbroken boyfriend, that despite their best efforts, they couldn’t save his girlfriend. All the doctors on the case knew she was a goner when she came in. She was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, a stowaway jumping out of a plane and onto this poor girl. After the conversation with the broken college kid, he went back to Amelia’s, and that was the first time he confessed how he was starting to fall in love with her. He could almost feel her hands guiding him to the small bump. He shook the memory out of his head and rested his head against his hands, willing himself not to throw up.

“Is there anything I can get for you?” Maureen asked; she didn’t know what was happening, but from what she pieced together, a woman who she assumed was her son's partner was in a car crash. The man shook his head, clueless about what to do. She stood up to make her way to the coffee cart she saw as they came into the hospital. While she stood in line, she listened to a conversation behind her by two surgeons.

“How’s she doing?” Maggie asked as Meredith met up with her at the coffee cart line.

“Not good; how’s Scout?”

“Fast asleep in my office, Winston is with him. Have you called her mom yet?”

“I did. This was the second time I called this woman to tell her that her neurosurgeon child has been in a car crash and getting emergency brain surgery.”

“Well, technically, Derek never had emergency brain surgery.” Maggie tried to joke, as Amelia would in a situation like this, but by the look on Merediths face, she realized it wasn’t a very good joke. “You really don’t think she’s gonna pull through?”

“She’s strong, but her brain has already been through a physical trauma with the brain tumor removal. She’s not a kid, so it was still just CSF fluid where that tumor was and now with the bleed...”

“She’s gonna pull through,” Maggie affirmed; she needed her sister to stay alive. There was still so much Amelia had to do with her life. She needed to see Scout grow up, and they also had to get around to that trip to Paris the two sisters always talked about.

“I don’t think we ever talked about what happens to Scout if something happened to her.” Meredith suddenly realized, how have they not had that conversation?

“He stays with Winston and I.” Maggie confirmed; after he was born, Amelia made sure to have all the papers in order and ready for Maggie to sign. “Everything’s set; she made sure of it, especially being a single parent she didn’t want him to be without.”

“What about Link?”

“He’s not on the paperwork, and I don’t think they’ve told him yet. Speaking of Link, has someone called him?”

“Yeah, I did. I think he’s here somewhere. After I get my coffee, I’m going to check on Amelia’s progress and then find him, let him know what’s going on.”

“Alright, I’m gonna take Scout back home; just try to get him out of here.”

“He’s not gonna want to leave, and you know that.”

“It’s worth a shot. I want to try and give him some normalcy before everything falls apart. Either way, if she lives or doesn’t, it’s going to be hell.”

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Maureen handed a cup of coffee to her son and sat down next to him, trying to process the information she just heard. How could her son not tell her about this? How could he get someone pregnant and not be there for her and his child? Though she had a million questions running through her head, she refrained. The woman from the coffee cart started to approach, and Link eagerly stood up to talk with her.

“How is she?” Link desperately asked.

“Hanging in there, her vitals aren’t great, and Tom is having trouble evacuating the bleed. Her internal injuries have been all patched up, though.” The man quickly wiped his tears and nodded; it wasn’t good or bad news. “How’s Scout?”

“He’s with Maggie and her husband.” link was taken aback, realizing this was probably his son's father figure. “He’s just shaken up and wants Amelia. He’ll be just fine, though. It’ll be a while before she’s out of surgery. It would help if you went home. I’ll call you when she’s out.”

“No, I’ll stay.” Link affirmed, going back to his seat. Meredith nodded and walked away, going back to the gallery to observe.

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“I wanna see mommy.” Scout defiantly said as Winston was carrying him, Maggie following behind them.

“We’ll come back, and we’re just gonna get you fed and maybe take a nap,” Winston explained, trying to control the squirming child.

“No!”

“We’ll get donuts.” Maggie tried to bargain.

“No!” Scout said as he wiggled out of the man's grasp.

“Come on, bud.” Maggie grabbed the boy before he could runoff.

“Can we please just stay?” Scout begged as he jumped on one of the lobby’s chairs. “I wanna be here when mommy’s out of surgery.”

“Alright.” Maggie sadly smiled; sitting next to the boy, Winston sat on the other side of him. “We’ll wait.”

Link tentatively watched from the other side of the waiting room, hating he wasn’t the one comforting his son.

“He looks like you.” Maureen gently said as she observed the scene on the other side.

“What?” Link abruptly asked.

“I’ve connected the dots as we’ve been here. That’s your son.” She smiled, taking her son's hand in her own. As much as she wanted to scold her son, she knew this wasn’t the time. “What’s his name?”

“Scout.” He smiled as he watched the boy curl up against Maggie, as the woman’s leg bounced up and down, remembering how Amelia would gently tease Maggie about her anxiety.

“Really?” The woman asked, taken aback, surprised their names came from the same book. She wondered if the boy's mother did that purposefully, always to have a part of her son with the boy.

“Yeah, he’s the best.” He smiled, holding back the tears that threatened to escape. “He’s so so smart, and he’s absolutely obsessed with marine life. He’s planning to be a marine biologist. Also, a big fan of the Mariners; I still have to take him to a proper game. His first one was cut short.” He thought back to that day, the first time he saw his son.

“Seems like a great kid.”

“He is.” Link nodded, trying to suppress all the feelings that were flooding his mind.

“She’ll be okay,” Maureen affirmed, praying it was true. Link suddenly realized Meredith was walking towards Maggie and got up to join them.

“She’s out of surgery; we won’t know much until she wakes up. Which could be a while.”

“Can I see her?” Scout asked, shocking the adults, as they didn’t realize he was awake.

“Not yet.” Meredith sadly smiled, knowing how close the two were.

“When can I see her then?”

“As soon as she’s awake and feeling better.” Maggie comforted, pulling the boy into a hug.

“Do you think she’ll want a donut when she wakes up?”

“Probably not.” Winston chuckled, ruffling the boy's hair. “I’m guessing you want one, though, huh?”

“No, but donuts always make mommy feel better when she’s sad.”

“I’m sure the minute she’s out of here, she’d love a donut.” Link smiled, trying to cheer the boy up but to be met with a glare from Meredith.

“Now Scout, your gonna go home with Maggie and Winston, take a nap and have some lunch, then you can come back, I promise.” Scout looked between the two before hesitantly nodding and allowed Winston to carry him out of the hospital.

“What were you thinking?” Meredith scolded once the boy was out of earshot.

“Huh? You led it on like she’s going to be fine.”

“I said we wouldn’t know before she woke up; it took a while for her to wake up from her tumor removal, so now, I don't really know what to expect.”

#amelia shepherd #amelink #atticus lincoln #greys anatomy #greysanatomy #greys anatomy fanfic #greys fanfic #Maureen Lincoln #maggie pierce #meredith grey #winston ndugu #scout lincoln #scout derek shepherd lincoln

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gumnut-logic · 3 years

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This one is @womble1 ‘s fault. It was sparked directly from this post.

Unfortunately, I’m tired and haven’t got time to finish it tonight, so here is part one. Sorry. I hope you enjoy this bit anyway. It’s a work-in-progress.

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John was the tech wizard of the family.

Sure, it was well known that Alan could give their astronaut brother a run for his money and, in fact, they had tech duels every Friday night bar rescues. Sometimes these duels devolved into simple tackling hacks of each other’s programs, but John swore there was an educational component to the exercise and Alan loved to take on his genius brother.

Scott drew the line the day they used the kitchen as their battleground and a half-asleep Virgil was nearly eaten by his coffee machine the next morning.

Though, after Scott had recovered from his heart attack, he had to admit the sight of his dopey engineer brother crouching on top of the breakfast bar desperately trying to stab his morning saviour with a spoon - a coffee machine that had somehow grown legs, was spurting hot milk all over the floor and was now attempting to ascend said breakfast bar - had been rather amusing.

Well, at least a little.

Hadn’t stopped him from roasting both John and Alan alive. There could have been a serious, very unfunny outcome.

The fact the microwave addressed him as ‘Lord Tracy’ three days later was a prime example.

But anyway, both John and Alan were known to be the genius geeks in the family. John perhaps a little more than Alan, but then less of John’s experiments exploded than Alan’s.

No one dared to mention John’s coding errors to sentience ratio. Not within range of anything that could possibly have a mic pickup.

Eos could be a little sensitive around the word ‘error’.

Scott knew his way around basic programming. He had to working for International Rescue. He was surrounded by technology and often had to save people either with it or despite it. Plus, despite his GQ appearance, Scott was far from your stereotype ‘jock’. He had a brain and he knew how to use it.

He wouldn’t have made it this far if he didn’t.

But although he could give it a good go, tech work was better left in the hands of those who specialised and were much better at it than he was. Scott knew where his skillset lay and that was in the sky, in command and saving people...when he wasn’t in the boardroom, at least. He had a whole other skillset for that.

Technology was a tool and he knew how to use it. He just didn’t need to play it like a piano like his genius space brothers did.

After all, he had genius space brothers to do exactly that.

Gordon…

Now Gordon was the most under-estimated Tracy brother. So many assumed he was the least brightest of the family because of his dress, his attitude, his, well, everything.

So many spent sometime later eating both their words and the occasional pair of flippers, depending on which side of the law they happened to be.

It was wise to never underestimate Gordon Tracy. Gordon tended to know exactly what he needed to know at any given time. He was extremely adaptable and could learn at speed.

You see, the term ‘genius’ is often reserved for the Einstein types. Smart and with physics degrees. But what that scale doesn’t take into account is the different types of genius. Gordon was a marine biologist with a WASP career and an Olympic medal. He learnt what he needed and excelled in what he wanted to. Perhaps if he had been like his space brothers and fascinated by the stars, then he may have been more recognisable as the more traditional genius, but instead he kept his smarts for working out how to get into Scott’s rooms both through his locked door and past him while he was asleep, despite Scott being the lightest sleeper on the Island if not that half of the planet. And why? Just so he could slip blue dye into his eldest brother’s shower rose.

The fact he succeeded not only once but at least three times – four if you count the confetti in the towel incident – had to constitute a level of genius.

Unfortunately, a blue commander was also an explosive one, so the congratulations would have to wait a millennia or two.

So, there was no point in removing Gordon from the suspect list. He had the brains to do it, it was simply a question whether he had the motivation to do it.

So, the question remained. Who had managed to hack Thunderbird Five and force John back to Earth against his will?

-o-o-o-

TBC

#thunderbirds are go #thunderbirds #thunderbirds fanfiction #John Tracy #Scott Tracy #Virgil Tracy #Alan Tracy #Gordon Tracy

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ichayalovesyou · 3 years

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The One With The Whales (Live Reaction):

Saw parts of this one when I was super little! Oh good! This one is also directed Leonard Nimoy! He has my whole heart already so can’t wait to see this play out!!

Uh Oh. TOS crew on trial 😬😬😬 SAREK?!?! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!! Ohhhhhh man the gang is already in deep shit.

Awww looking at Spock from the distance all dramatic like huh Jim? You getting some mini therapy from yo mommmmmm 😭😭 I love Spock so so muchhhhhh. And I LOVE Amanda!!!! Oh, and the Captain of the Saratoga! She seems awesome!

Bye Saavik, you were cool and I hope we see you again someday. Awwww Bones is worried about Spock :( he and Jim both want Spock back so bad but don’t wanna push him and awwwwwwwww!! Also why does the probe sound like Jumanji drums??? Bones and Spock are actually killing me, this conversation is actually killing meeeeeee, arguing really is McCoy’s first love language! 😭

Whatever I may think of Sarek as a father, he is such a cool character and Mark Lenard really is an absolutely fantastic actor. Oh yikes, looks like the stars have aligned for Jim and the Bridge Family to save the world yet again lmao. Honestly this whole thing with the message for the whales makes me think of “So Long & Thanks For All The Fish” from Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Also Bones being protective of Spock ☺️

I’m so glad at least Bones is acknowledging the plot of this movie is absolutely fucking insane 😂 THIS IS WHY I LOVE OLD STAR TREK! It’s not afraid to be absolutely unapologetically ridiculous! I love it!!! Thaaaaaats a weird dream right there, you good Jim?

Stupid problems require stupid solutions! LOVE the headband Spock 😂🤣 what an ENTRANCE!! Wow it sure is the 80s, WOW, the cognitive dissonance of these bozos wandering around 20th century San Fran I am LOSING MY MIND! They are just little kreatures and they have no monies 😂😂😂 NUCLEAR WESSELS!!!! Oh god stahp I can’t breathe!!!!

I BELIEVE IN THE BEASTIE BOYS MEETING SPOCK ON THIS BUS THEORY OHHHHH MY GOD!! Jim is so old lmao! And then everyone clapped! Kirk please, I’m already laughing so hard PLEASE don’t teach Spock how to swear I’m losing my mind!!!

Wow that vibe when you remember this movie actually legitimately helped save the blue whales as a species. SPOCK IS GOING SWIMMING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!! JIM’S FACE! Also Nimoy can get it, damn “these are not the hell your whales.” Lmaooooo

I love this marine biologist lady she’s great! Lol. “No ma’am no dipshit.” Also “Gracie is pregnant.” *HITS BREAKS* this movie is fucking amazingggggg the legendary Italian food conversation I love themmmmmm. Bones & Scotty’s improv skills are legendary “millions of- I mean thousands of miles from Edinburough” look at this insanity, I love it.

Why do I hang around with that ditzy guy who knows Gracie’s pregnant and calls you Admiral? “He’s my husband.” (Totally posting this one! XD)

UH OH PAVEL!!!! 😨 RUN PAV RUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Oh noooo. NO THE WHAAAAALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BAD YALL AHG MY FEELINGS FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE AND CRAP!! This poor woman oh my god lmao, that look on her face when she saw Spock she was like “oh, he’s an alien, that makes a lot more sense.”

SPOCK HES BACK HES OKAY HES ALL THE WAY BACK AND HE LOVES STUDENT SURROGATE SON PAVEL CHEKOV IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! “It’s the human thing to do...” 😭😭😭😭

“Pavel... rank... Admiral!” ON BRAND LMFAO! SHE GREW A NEW KIDNEY! This movie is going to kill me in the opposite freaking way TSFS did lmao. Oh wow whale lady was just like IM COMING TO THE FUTURE FUCK YOUUUUU and honestly, mood.

Bones and Jim being so happy to see that Spock is (for the most part) back to his old self and my heart is meltingggggg

ADMIRAL THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!

I really do not understand people who don’t like Kirk I really, really don’t. He’s wonderful and sweet and smart and brave and I love him. Nobody convince me otherwise that he is good and awesome and good.

Dude this scene is so wholesome and good and fun!!! Oh my god!! The music! SPOCK IS SMILING! This is single handedly watering my crops and clearing my skin! “I stand with my shipmates.” THEY GOT OFF BECAUSE THEY DID IT FOR LOVE AND THEN SAVED THE WHOLE ASS PLANET AFTER YASSSSSSS!!! Spock & Jim should’ve kissed right there I’m just saying. Also Jim & whale lady deserve a long lasting (if long distance) friendship.

Spock even gets to reconcile with his parents awwwww, Sarek is finally recognizing that his son can move mountains because of who he is. “Tell her (mother) I feel fine.” Okay good I’m crying again. 💚🖖🏻💚😭😭😭

ITS THE ENTERPRISE B!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 THEYRE HOMMMMME *Pterodactyl shrieking*

That was so wholesome oh my goddddd

#star trek #star trek iv #the voyage home #the one with the whales #liveblogging #tos liveblog

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lewdanimevsirl · 3 years

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Do you know whale have 1500 litres?

WARNING: This story is a work of fiction and contains many mature elements. Please do not continue if you are unable to handle such content.

NOTE: The characters in this story are based on their depiction in Fate Grand Order which is developed by Delightworks and based on Type-Moon's Fate franchise. I am neither a marine biologist nor a lore expert, thus some terms and information used may be inaccurate, but I have provided references (you hardly see those in these type of content) at the end. Sorry for any weird English or grammatical mistakes.

Summer

Jeanne d' Arc, Maid of Orléans, Holy Maiden of Salvation, Ruler. And now lying on the shoreline in front of me, covered in white gooey substance and her swimsuit all torn and tattered. Her black bikini was hanging off her body while her blue hoodie was covered in white sticky substances. How did this even happen?

It was summer, and like most servants, Jeanne had a summer-swimsuit form. The holy maiden of the tropics, the star of the dolphin world. I always wonder why she became an archer that shoots dolphins. But after this incident, I realised the truth behind it….

A few months ago,

Ever since I summoned Jeanne into Chaldea, we had a healthy Master-Servant relationship. We fought enemies together, we shared our worries together, we shared our joy together.

One day resting with Jeanne after a hard day of farming,

"I can't wait for summer to come. Can't wait to just sit back and enjoy myself." I entered my room and slammed my face onto the bed. "We really deserve the break from all the farming and fighting that we do. Not to mention we can finally bring out those swimsuits." "Yes, it's good to take a break." Jeanne followed behind me and took a seat at the table.

"Jeanne! Anything you looking forward to in the summer?"

"Summer? Hmmmm…. Heading to the beach. Can't wait to meet Reece. I missed him," Jeanne smiled while answering the question.

"Reece?! Oh ya, your dolphin… You never did tell me how you met Reece" I sat back up, hoping that Jeanne would share some stories about her dolphin with me.

"Ahh… uhm… It's a long story, we can leave it for another day." Jeanne quickly brushed off the question.

"Fineeee… But mind introducing me to Reece? I would love to chill with a dolphin!"

"Uhm… sure, Master, if you don't mind…"

I did not notice it then, but Jeanne was embarrassed and was hesitating with her words. I thought it was because she was tired, so I did not ask her any further questions. But it was during summer, that I finally found out the truth behind her words.

Summer

Finally, it is summer. I can sit back and enjoy myself. No more farming. No more grinding. I get to enjoy myself on the beach and enjoy the cold sea breeze. Well, that is what I thought I would be doing. But instead, I am stuck in a crammed room, helping the Dragon Witch, Jeanne Alter AKA Jalter (Jeanne's tsundere alter) with her work.

"May I come in?" a knock from the door interrupted our discussion over the work.

"Stop interrupting us! State your purpose and leave," Jalter shouted intensely, "Some of us have work to do!" "I am sorry, I just want to ask if Master is free now" the door swinged open and Jeanne sheepishly entered the room.

"Master, how do I look?" Jeanne strolled happily into the room, dressed in a black bikini wrapped around with a blue hoodie. "You asked about my swimsuit the other day."

"You look stunning…." I replied immediately only to be met by a stack of paper slapped onto my face. "Stop staring her and start doing work, you pathetic Master!" "Sorry you tsundere Witch, I am just complimenting your sister! Don't tell me you are jealo…" another stack of paper hit my face before I could finish my sentence.

"Sorry Jeanne, I am unable to join you and meet Reece now. I need to help this annoyance with her work…." I apologised to Jeanne. "You better be!" Jalter quipped in. "Don't wait for me, you should enjoy the summer. I will find you after I am done."

Jeanne looked at the piles of papers stacked across the room. "It's fine Master, work is important. I will just head off first. Will not interrupt you guys any further" Jeanne took a bow and start making her way out. "So sorry about…." "Quit yapping! We need to get this done by today." Jalter interrupted me as I sadly watched Jeanne exit the room, leaving the both of us struggling with work.

At the Beach

"Jeanne, you look loving today!" "Jeanne, join us!" "Jeanne, pity Master could not join us!"

While I was stuck in a crammed little room helping Jalter with her doujins, the rest of the Servants were enjoying themselves at the beach. Some of them lying along the shore suntanning, some of them swimming and surfing, and there was even a sandcastle competition.

"Jeanne, are you not joining us?" "Sorry, not today. I have something I need to do." Jeanne politely declined the other Servants. Instead of partaking in the activities with the rest of the Servants on the main beach, Jeanne made her way onto the far side of the beach.

"Now that Master is busy, I should take the time to indulge myself" Jeanne thought to herself as she walked towards the far corner of the beach.

Far side of the beach

"Reece!" Jeanne ran towards the shoreline and shouted for her beloved dolphin.

Squeaking and splashing noises could be heard as a dolphin could be seen swimming towards the shoreline.

"I miss you so much!" Jeanne run towards Reece and hug the dolphin tightly. Reece rubbed against Jeanne and squeaked in delight. "I know you are excited, but not here Reece. You know the drill, let us go further out." Reece squeaked and started swimming towards a rock formation at the corner of the shore.

"Smart boy, you know what I wanted" As Reece swam back from the rocks, he brought back a raft. The raft appeared stable and looked as though it has been used multiple times. Jeanne boarded the raft and petted Reece on the snout. "I know you are excited, I am too, let's go so that I can give you your reward." Reece squeaked and started pulling the raft towards the middle of the ocean.

"I wonder how Scrooge has been doing. It has been a long time."

Although research on the anatomy of aquatic mammals and how they reproduce is still ongoing, current research has found that the reproductive organs of aquatic mammals such as dolphins (Howard, 2009) and whales (Whales Online, n.d.) are hidden in a genital slit. During mating, the penis of the male partner will protrude out of the genital slit and penetrate the female's vagina. Due to this, many aquatic mammals mate either belly to belly or turned on the side.

Dolphins do not only engage in sexual acts with the intent of reproduction. They also driven to engage in such acts for pleasure. "It is more accurate to state that animals (including humans and dolphins) are often driven to engage in sexual acts because the act itself is rewarding" (Dolphins Communication Project, 2014).

A typical size of a common dolphin's penis is approximately the size of a human hand (Lunau, 2017). However, they have a prehensile penis, meaning they can "swivel, grab and grope, much like a human hand" (Wetzel, 2020). This is so that they can navigate the "unusual vaginal folds, spirals and recesses" (Orbach, 2017)

In the middle of the ocean

"Alright Reece, this is far enough." The dolphin stopped and started squeaking loudly. "Alright alright, I shall reward you for your effort." Jeanne leaned forward and petted Reece on the snout, before kissing him on the lips.

People have often wondered about the story behind Jeanne and Reece. Some say Jeanne rescued Reece from captivity. Others say Reece respect Jeanne for being a holy maiden of the sea. But unlike the simple and typical girl-meeting-dolphin stories that people believed, the truth is that Jeanne and Reece helped to fulfil each other's sexual needs.

Jeanne slowly descend into the ocean while leaning against the edge of the raft. "Alright Reece, I am ready! Time to receive your reward!" Reece squeaked and started swimming around Jeanne, before stopping in front of her and rubbing his snout against her chest.

"Stop it Reece, you know what I want." Reece stopped rubbing and ascended with his penis protruding out of his genital slit. "Good boy! This is what I have been waiting for! Enjoy your reward, you naughty boy." Jeanne began rubbing Reece's penis with her hands before placing it into her mouth.

You might think the irregular-shaped prehensile penis is unable to fit into the Holy Maiden's petite mouth. But Jeanne was experienced in putting irregular-shaped objects into her mouth. Jeanne started bobbing her head back and forth, licking the tip of Reece's penis while rubbing it. "Someone has been a bad boy, someone's cock is grabbing my tongue, so aggressive." Jeanne continued to lick Reece's penis while occasionally touching herself.

After a few moments, loud squeaking sound could be heard. Reece squeaked loudly as he erupted all his dolphin semen into Jeanne's mouth. White gooey dolphin semen dripped down Jeanne's mouth and splattered onto her black bikini and blue hoodie. "Delicious! Just like the first day we met." With a single gulp, Jeanne swallowed it and started licking her mouth. She then proceeded to lick Reece's penis clean. "I hope you enjoyed your reward Reece," Jeanne kissed the happy dolphin on the snout. "Now that you are clean, I need you to call Scrooge for me."

Instead of calling for Scrooge, Reece squeaked and started to nibble Jeanne's breasts. Within seconds, the dolphin had bitten Jeanne's bikini top off and began to nibble on her nipples. "Stop it… Hyahh… Reece! I… Ahhhh… already given… Hyah… your reward." Jeanne tried to stop Reece in between moans. "I… Ahhh… know you…. Haa… want to… Hyahhh… make me cum… Ahhh…but I am…Uhh… preparing for… Hah… the main course."

Reece whimpered softly and stopped nibbling. "I know you are a good boy and you definitely made me happy with all the dolphin cum, but I am preparing for Scrooge." Jeanne petted the dolphin. "I will let you do me next time, alright?" Reece squeaked loudly and started diving into the ocean.

"Ok, time to prepare for the main course." Jeanne laid back onto the raft and adjusted her black bikini bottom such that her vagina is exposed. "I wonder if Scrooge will be happy to see me." Jeanne thought to herself while she touched her own breasts and vagina.

Soon, a rumbling sound could be heard beneath the ocean.

Like the dolphins, the penis of the blue whale is prehensile to navigate the multiple folds of the female's vagina (Whales Online, n.d.). However, the size of the blue whale is much larger than that of a dolphin. An average size of a blue whale penis is 2.4 metres (Whales Online, n.d.). When erect, it expands to about 30cm (12 inches) in diameter and about 3m (10 feet) in length (University of Wisconsin, 2012). "The erect penis can be guided using muscles, almost as if it were equipped with a homing device" (Whales Online, n.d.). In addition, "each ejaculation of a blue whale could produce around 20 litres of sperm" (Whales Online, n.d.).

During mating, the male and female will spend time rolling around each other, before flying upwards and crossing the surface. As they cross the surface, "the male will thrust his penis into the vulva and ejaculates" (University of Wisconsin, 2012).

In the middle of the ocean

Jeanne always hated having to act prim and proper. On the surface, she would put on the demeanour of a pure and innocent holy maiden, but when she is alone, she would often indulge in self-pleasure.

Ever since she became the Holy Maiden of the Sea, it has become an annual tradition for Jeanne to meet up with Reece and Scrooge. She provided them with love and comfort, in return, they provided her with the sexual release that she desired, that she craved, that she needed.

A loud roaring sound could be heard as a blue whale emerged from the sea.

"Oh Scrooge, I have missed you and your long enormous cock so much! Come on and devour me, you naughty boy!" If anyone were there, they would have not believed that the Holy Maiden of Salvation would be lying on a raft, in a seductive position, fingering her own vagina and saying such sexual things.

The blue whale roared as water sprayed out of his blowhole. "Someone's excited! Come on Scrooge, let us not wait around and fuck me already!" Jeanne screamed as the blue whale approached the small and petite Jeanne lying on the tiny raft. As Scrooge approached the raft, the shadow of a 3m penis could be seen emerging from his genital slit, covering the entire raft.

Back in the room with Gudao and Jalter

"Finally! We are done with these!" I shouted as I slammed the last piece of doujin onto the ground. "I can finally head out to the beach and enjoy myself!"

I should have been at the beach enjoying myself, soaking the warm sun and enjoying the waves. But instead, for the past few hours, I have been stuck in this crammed room helping Jalter with her work. I even had to give up the chance of hanging out with Jeanne and Reece.

"We could have finished this an hour ago if someone had not fallen asleep on my lap." Jalter shouted from the couch that was covered with piles of paper, while scrolling through her phone.

"While at least I don't droo…." A pillow slammed into the face, interrupting me mid-sentence. Throwing the pillow back at Jalter, I retorted "At least, I don't sit around and used my phone all day."

"Ya, whatever," Jalter shrugged both the thrown pillow and my remarks off. "But at least I found this meme about that holy saint." My eyes lit up with interests as soon as I heard that. "You can't just say something like that and not show me!" I rushed towards Jalter and tried to grab her phone. Jalter immediately kicked me on the face in response. "Stop trying to snatch my phone, you pathetic Master. Alright, I will show you before you destroy my phone."

Jalter pulled back her leg and showed her phone to me. "This one here. The one that they compared that holy saint to a blue whale."

The picture on the phone read "Did you know that the Maid of Orleans, Jeanne d'Arc, is 159cm in height. But Blue Whale's penis is about 2.4-3.0m in length, which is almost twice of her height"

"Oh, and this one here"

The next picture read "Did you know that the maiden of orleans, Jeanne d'Arc, weighed 44 kilos. In contrast, a blue whale can ejaculate around 1500 litres of semen"

"What the fuck Jalter?! What the fuck did I just read?! What am I even supposed to do with that information?!"

"It is a meme, idiot. You are not supposed to do anything with it." Jalter continued to use her phone amidst my confused and panicked screaming. "Only a degenerate would draw or write anything based on this information, which I hope you are not"

"I guess you are right, there is no chance Jeanne would associate herself with whale penis and whale semen. I know, I shall find Jeanne and tell her…."

"Hahahaha," A crackling laughter could be heard coming from Jalter. "Ya, you tell her about whale penis and whale semen. I cannot wait for her to look at you with eyes of contempt and disgust."

"Well, Jeanne isn't like you, you big tsundere of a witch…" As soon as those words come out of my mouth, Jalter snapped and started throwing pillows at me. I quickly ran out of the room with Jalter chasing after me with murderous eyes. "You little shit, I am so going to kill you!"

"Jeanne! Save me!"

Meanwhile in the middle of the ocean

"Yes Scrooge! Fuck me! Pump it into my pussy!" The Maid of Orléans moaned loudly as the blue whale positioned his 3m penis near her vagina. "Come on Scrooge! Give it…" Jeanne's words were interrupted with loud moans of pleasure as the blue whale penis began to insert slowly into her vagina. The force from the whale's penis caused Jeanne' bikini bottom to snapped and hanged off her body.

"Ahhh… Hyahhh…" Screams and moans of pleasure could be heard emitting from the mouth of the Holy Maiden. A rush of satisfaction and joy had washed over her. Her mind was lost to the pleasure derived from the penetration of the blue whale's penis into her vagina.

Since Jeanne's vagina could barely fit the tip of Scrooge's penis, any movement made by Scrooge resulted in Jeanne erupting into moans of pleasure. "Yessss… Fuck me…. Deeper… Scrooge…" Uncontrollable moans filled the air as Jeanne gripped tightly to the side of the raft while her vagina was being ravaged by a 3m blue whale's penis.

"Arghhhhh!"

Jeanne erupted into orgasmic pleasure as she ejaculated all over Scrooge's penis. Her fluid sprayed all over the blue whale's penis that was still inside her. As she laid on the raft panting, Scrooge continued to move his penis, which caused Jeanne to resume moaning and screaming.

"Ahhhh…. Scrooge… Stop… Ahhh… Give me… a break…" Jeanne tried to get Scrooge to slow down amidst all her moans and screams. But it is to no avail. The horny blue whale ignored her pleas and continued pumping into her vagina.

"Hyahhhhh!"

Jeanne screamed in pleasure as she ejaculated again all over the large rod penetrating her. She laid on the raft, paralysed, her mind long broken by the pleasure she experienced. Her facial expression was something unbecoming of a holy saint. She had been fucked senseless by the blue whale that was still penetrating her. Although she was unable to move her body consciously, her lower half continued to twitch and vibrate with every movement and every pump that Scrooge made.

As her body prepared for her third consecutive orgasm, Scrooge started to roar loudly, and water began to sprout out of his blowhole. The 3m penis started vibrating and a wave of semen began to shoot out of it into Jeanne's vagina.

At the same moment that Jeanne erupted into her third ejaculation, her vagina was engulfed by a sea of whale semen. As Scrooge starts to retract his penis back, whale semen continued to shoot out of it, eventually covering the Holy Maiden and the raft. Traces of whale semen sprayed onto her blue hoodie and black bikini.

There lies the Maid of Orléans, Holy Maiden of Salvation on a tiny raft, swimsuit torn and tattered, covered with whale semen, with a mixture of her own fluid and whale cum leaking out of her vagina.

Scrooge roared loudly and started diving back into the sea. As he did, he created a wave that started sending the mind-broken Jeanne back into the shore.

A few moments ago, at the beach

"Oh look, a whale!" "You hardly see one of those around, especially when it is not whale season."

I was at the beach, busy looking around for Jeanne, when a water sprout could be seen in the ocean. Most of the Servants were captivated by what seem to be a whale.

"Have anyone seen Jeanne anywhere? I am looking for her."

"Jeanne? I spotted her heading there." Musashi pointed to the far side of the beach. "She might be chilling with her dolphin."

"Thanks so much!" I thanked Musashi as I quickly headed towards the far side of the beach. But I was not prepared for the scene that would soon be presented in front of me.

Far side of the beach

"Jeanne! Jeanne!"

I shouted for Jeanne while walking towards the far side of the beach. "Where did Jeanne go?" I thought to myself as I had not seen a single soul on my way there.

Nearing the end of the beach, I spotted something white floating along the shoreline. Curiosity got the better of me as I ran towards the white unknown thing, hoping to find out what it is. If only I was not that curious, if only I had given up on finding Jeanne, then I would not have to face the terrible truth that I was able to witness.

"What in the world…" The white thing has a humanoid shape and it looked to be wearing a swimsuit. I inched closer to it, hoping to figure out what it is…

"What?! Noo… No…. Why…." I finally figured out what the white humanoid thing and as soon as I did, I fallen to my knees in despair. I could not believe my own eyes at the very sight that was displayed in front of me.

The sweet innocent Jeanne d' Arc, swimsuit torn and tattered, with her bikini just hanging off her body. The Holy Maiden of Salvation Jeanne d' Arc, covered in white gooey fluid, and fluid oozing out of her lower regions. The Maid of Orléans Jeanne d' Arc, with a face of euphoria as if she had been fucked senseless.

"… …" I was speechless and I had no idea how to react anymore. I sat on the beach, staring at the atrocity that was lying in front of me, unable to process anything or do anything. I just sat there, paralysed by the sight that was in front of me.

"… … Oh… Master… You are here…"

After what felt like forever, Jeanne finally spoke. "How… do I look? Guess… you finally… see my true self…" Jeanne calmly sat back up and started cleaning the white gooey fluid that was lingering on her body. To my horror, she started to lick the fluid that had covered her hands and face.

"… Yes Master… I am a naughty saint… I am not your innocent good girl… I love cocks… and love being fucked in my pussy…"

I could not believe the words coming out from Jeanne's mouth. The person sitting on the beach in front of me was an entirely different person that had fought together with me, that had laughed together with me, that had cried together with me.

"Oh… Are you thinking about this fluid? It is Scrooge's cum…" I stared at her with a face of disbelief. "You know… Scrooge… my blue whale? Ya… this is his cum…" Jeanne continued to explain while fingering out some of the fluid oozing out of her vagina and licking it seductively. "I don't know why you are surprised… Did you not read my skills? A constant supply of mana near the sea? It comes from this… I had to get mana transfer somewhere…"

It was pure torture hearing those words, and it was even more painful seeing the sweet and holy Jeanne fingering herself and licking the fluid off her hands. I wanted to run away, but I don't know whether it is curiosity or fear, I was rooted to the ground, unable to escape from the horror that was in front of me.

"Uhm… Jeanne… Does the rest…" I tried to force some words out of my mouth to break the silence between me and Jeanne.

"Does the rest know? Of course not, you silly Master." Jeanne suddenly crawled towards me and placed her fluid-stained finger in my lips. "This is a secret between you and me, not even Jalter knows about this."

"I know! Let us make a deal!" Before I could even ask what she meant by that, she had already leaned onto and kissed me on the lips.

"Noo… Jeanne… Please… Stop…" I tried to struggle and break free from her, but the horny saint just gripped tightly onto my face and continued to kiss me aggressively. All I could taste was her cum-stained mouth and tongue. I could not escape. Somebody please save me from this nightmare.

"With this… this entire thing will be our dirty… little… secret." After what felt like an eternity, Jeanne finally let go of me. "If you are cooperative, I might even let… you… fuck… me…" Jeanne began to touch and finger herself at her vagina. Sensual moans began to emit from her mouth.

At that point, I could not take it anymore. I fumbled myself away from her, and began to lifelessly walk back towards the main beach. As I silently walked back, I was haunted by her final words…

"Remember… Ahh… Master… This… Hyahh… is our… Hahh.. dirty… little… secret…"

End.

Author's Notes:

So… uhm… Thanks for reading. This is the first ever fanfiction that I have written so some parts might have sound weird. I would not have imagined that I would research and write about this type of content. (What am I even doing with my life).

If you were wondering, yes, this was based on the actual Jeanne-blue whale meme. Thanks to the wonderful people at citov4810 (Instagram) for "motivating" me to think of such a story. In case you were wondering about the format of the story, the original plan was to make a doujin, but since I am bad at art, I reckon I would write out a story first, so that it will make it easier when adapting into a doujin. (It would not be anytime soon)

Oh, but I might write a sequel involving Musashi and Jalter in the future (since I mentioned both of them in the story). Hopefully, those would not involve any whales or dolphins.

Please give some feedback and of course, you are always welcome to create fan art based on this (I know some of you horny artists are reading this). And if there is a talented or experienced doujin artists reading this, you are always welcomed to make a doujin based on this. I would love to see the type of degenerate content people might create.

No dolphins or whales were harmed in the writing of this story. This story is a work of fiction. And please do not fuck a dolphin or a whale.

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