#i love obi wan

[shangchiswife]

obi-wan- the way i loved you

summary: there was always tension between you and obi-wan yet the jedi council assigned him to accompany you on a diplomatic mission

obi-wan x fem!reader

warnings: smut, cursing, angst

word count: 4529

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“What?” you snapped.

You stood in front of the Jedi counsel with your fists clenched at your sides.

“Senator L/N, it isn’t safe for you to travel on your own…especially when you’re going to a diplomatic mission trying to make peace with a Separatist leader,” Jedi-Master Mace Windu said calmly.

“Known to deceive they are,” Master Yoda nodded in agreement.

“But Jedi-Masters, I can defend myself believe me,” you stared at everyone around you pleading at them with your eyes.

“Senator L/N, we are quite aware of that but the Separatists have been more violent in recent events and you’re an important figure in the Republic so we need you alive,” Mace Windu emphasized. 

“Gee thanks,” you rolled your eyes, knowing that the Jedi only cared about you because you supported their cause.

“We’re assigning Master Obi-Wan Kenobi to your aid,” Master Plo Koon stated as your eyes widened.

“What?” you shrieked with anger.

“Can’t someone else escort me?” you turned to your Jedi friend Aayla Secura who gave you a sympathetic smile and shook her head.

“We know that you and Master Kenobi have had your differences but the rest of us are all assigned to do other tasks elsewhere,” Aayla explained.

“Returned Obi-Wan has from Florrum. Meet with you he will after this meeting, hm,” Master Yoda concluded before all of the Jedi stood up.

“But-” you sputtered.

“That concludes our session for today. May the force be with you all,” Mace Windu bowed his head as the rest of the Jedi chorused ‘May the force be with you.’

You groaned loudly before Aayla went beside you and walked you out of the council room.

“Come on Y/N, it truly cannot be that bad. Master Kenobi is a very respectable man,” she put a gentle hand on your shoulder as you sighed.

“He’s always criticizing me and my methods,” you said as Aayla squinted.

“Well, Y/N I hate to bring it up but you are always the first person to disagree and completely take apart his plans,” the Twi’lek argued.

“Secura you’re supposed to be on my side here and that’s not true all I said was that his plan was stupid and everyone would die because of it,” you crossed your arms as Aayla’s lips quirked up.

“I rest my case,” she said.

“You know if the two of you weren’t always bickering you’d make a great time,” she raised her eyebrows as you rolled your eyes.

“Stop it Aayla,” you put your face in your hands as she chuckled.

“I have business to attend to with Master Fisto but enjoy your time with Master Kenobi,” she winked before she disappeared out of view.

You shook your head lightly before entering the room where Obi-Wan was.

He was standing in the center of the room clearly deep in thought as he touched his well-trimmed beard.

“Master Kenobi,” you cleared your throat as Obi-Wan’s eyes flicked up to see you.

“Senator L/N, it’s lovely to see you,” the auburn-haired Jedi sarcastically replied which made a growl escape your throat.

“I didn’t want you to be my escort,” you held your head high as you approached him.

“Well, finally there’s something we can agree on,” Obi-Wan let out a laugh full of bitterness.

“So here’s what’s going to happen,” you were so close to him.

“You are going to stay as far away from me as possible at all times,” you poked a finger at his chest as he looked down on you with malice.

“Oh believe me I will. And wow this is the first time where you actually have something reasonable to say,” the Jedi-Master smirked as you huffed and turned away.

“We leave in the evening,” you said before storming off to find Senator Amidala to rant about Kenobi.

….

Right as the sun set, you arrived at your large ship where you found Obi-Wan leaning against it staring at you with disdain.

“Let’s leave,” you glared at him before lifting your robes to enter the ship.

Obi-Wan followed closely behind you and entered the cockpit.

“You better not be a shit pilot,” you buckled your seatbelt from behind him in the pilot’s seat.

“Believe me, my piloting skills are unmatched,” Obi-Wan started the ship and rose it from the platform.

“I’m sure,” you mumbled angrily as the Jedi flew the ship out of the system and into the starry night.

“We’re going into hyperspeed in three…two…one,” he counted down before he pulled a lever and the ship moved rapidly.

The man clicked a few buttons before resting in the pilot seat.

“I’m going to be resting so don’t do anything silly while I’m out,” the Jedi closed his eyes.

“You’re supposed to stay awake in case anything happens to me,” you taunted and poked his shoulder.

“You’re so unbearable,” he sighed as he cast his blue eyes toward you.

You never noticed how beautifully blue they were.

Fuck you thought as you closed your eyes.

“You know I’ve been hearing interesting rumors about you,” you smirked as he quirked an eyebrow.

“What kind of rumors, Senator?”

“That you get around the Jedi temple if you know what I mean,” you wiggled your eyebrows with amusement while he looked unfazed.

“Nothing in the Jedi code against it,” he reasoned.

“So it is true I never would have thought that goody two-shoed Kenobi would ever have sex,” you mocked with an innocent expression.

“Maybe I’m not as innocent as you once thought,” he stared at you as you rolled your eyes.

“Maybe not,”

….

It took a few hours to arrive on the planet of Mileva where Senator Bec Lawise resided.

You slept soundly, resting your head against the chair as Obi-Wan landed on a platform.

He unbuckled his seatbelt and stood over you.

As much as he hated to admit it, you were a beautiful woman. Probably the most beautiful person he’d ever seen.

“Wake up, we’re here,” Obi-Wan gripped your shoulder as you stirred awake, rolling your head and softly groaning.

If you made that noise again it’d be the death of him.

You opened your eyes to see Obi-Wan staring down at you.

“Ugh back up,” you rubbed your eyes before shoving him away from your seat.

“Don’t be so rude, I just wanted to wake you up,” he hissed before you stretched and got up.

“I need to freshen up, would you be so kind and alert the Senator that I’ve arrived?” you questioned the Jedi-Master as you looked him up and down.

“Only because you said so so kindly,” he smirked before heading down the ramp that led to Mileva.

“He’s going to be the death of me,” you sighed before walking to the restroom and shutting the door.

….

At the front of the palace stood Bec Lawise, awaiting your presence.

“Where is she?” he barked at his assistant who cowered away.

“Sir, there’s a ship incoming that should be them,” the Siniteen assistant squeaked as an evil smirk graced the Separatist Senator’s face.

“I’ll alert Count Dooku to prepare his attack,” Bec laughed as your ship landed and a ramp appeared.

He was surprised to find Jedi-Master Obi-Wan Kenobi starting down the ramp towards him.

“Blast it! Someone else alert Count Dooku not only to prepare his attack but that a Jedi has joined the Senator,” he yelled at the assistant who looked frazzled but immediately scurried inside the palace.

“Senator Lawise,” Obi-Wan bowed as the Siniteen reciprocated his actions.

“Master Kenobi,” Lawise put on his best smile for the Jedi.

“Senator L/N will be here in just a moment. It was a long flight,” he explained before Bec nodded.

“My guards will escort her inside, meanwhile I will show you around the palace,” Bec’s voice was monotone.

“No need, I’m right here,” you said from behind the two.

Both of the men turned to face you.

Obi-Wan’s eyes practically fell out at the sight of you.

You were dressed in a beautiful long-sleeved emerald green gown with a bow on the back.

“My Senator L/N, you look lovely,” Senator Lawise gave you a polite smile.

“You’re too kind, Senator Lawise, now shall we get to discussing business?” you questioned.

“Yes ma’am,” the Senator offered his hand out which you took.

You arrived at an elegant dining room where there were plates of food scattered around the glass table at the center of the room.

“It looks divine,” you complimented as you sat down at a seat beside the head of the table where Lawise sat.

You turned to Obi-Wan who was still in awe at how beautiful you looked.

Senator Lawise eyed the Jedi with suspicion.

“Master Kenobi, if you don’t mind stepping out then we could talk business,” you put on a mock polite smile as the Jedi nodded, leaving the room.

It didn’t feel right. Leaving you in a room alone with a Separatist. Let alone the Congress Leader in the Confederacy of Independent Systems.

As much as he sometimes despised you, he still wanted you to be safe at the end of the day.

You looked angelic in that dress. The way it hugged your curves the way your breasts-

The sound of a loud explosion interrupted his thoughts as he grabbed his lightsaber from his belt and ignited it.

He rushed into the room where you had stood up, backing away from the Senator in fear.

Senator Lawise turned in Obi-Wan’s direction and erupted in maniacal laughter.

“You’re too late,” he laughed as you stared at the Jedi.

“He blew up the ship,” you said sadly.

“Come let’s go, Y/N,” the auburn-haired man beckoned as you stared at him, mouth dropping.

You had no time to react to him using your name as Senator Lawise gripped your arm.

“You aren’t leaving, Senator, and neither are you Master-Jedi,” he grinned wolfishly as battle droids filed into the dining room.

“Just run Obi-Wan,” you urged him as you tried to break free from the Separatist’s grip.

“I’m not leaving you,” Obi-Wan grunted as he slashed through two droids.

“Ignore the girl and focus on the Jedi,” Bec grabbed your hand and tried to take you out of the room.

You used your other hand to quickly bend down and land a harsh punch at Bec’s balls, swinging your knee so that he fell backward, his head hitting the hardwood floor.

You quickly grabbed the blaster attached to his holster and pointed it at him.

“You were saying?” you smirked as Bec’s eyes widened in fear.

You turned your head and watched Obi-Wan skillfully massacre the droids.

You hated saying it but he looked good doing it too with his hair swishing and his eyes narrowed with concentration.

“Let’s go, leave the Senator he’s useless,” Obi-Wan yelled over the sound of shots as you lifted your dress and ran over to him.

He waved his hands and shut all of the doors of the dining room trapping the droids.

“You certainly can’t run like that,” Obi-Wan said before lifting you bridal style making you yelp.

“Obi-Wan Kenobi you put me down!” you screamed flailing your arms as the droids started breaking through the doors and started shooting.

The Jedi dodged the shots with his lightsaber as he lifted you with ease out of the palace the way you entered.

“Our ship exploded how do you not remember!” you screamed.

“Quite the charmer aren’t you,” Obi-Wan scoffed as he looked around trying to locate another exit.

You spied a ladder from the corner of your eye.

“Look the droids can’t get there!” you pointed to the ladder.

At that moment rain started pouring down on you making you scream.

“My dress!” you groaned.

“Oh don’t be so dramatic,” the Jedi rolled his eyes as his usually perfect hair started growing damp from the large raindrops.

“This cost fifty thousand credits! Of course, I’m going to be dramatic!”

“Look there they are!” the robotic voice of a droid yelled.

“Oh shit,” you whispered as Obi-Wan put you on the ladder.

“Climb down, don’t wait for me,” his voice was rough which made your heart start beating fast.

You climbed down fast and were surprised to see the large city right in front of you.

“Obi-Wan climb down!” you yelled as you heard his lightsaber deflecting the droid’s attacks.

The Jedi jumped down and joined you.

“That wasn’t hard at all,” he said breathlessly.

“Then let’s get moving,” you said.

Suddenly a blaster shot was heard and Obi-Wan groaned loudly and crumbled beside you.

“Obi-Wan!” you screamed before pulling his body out of view of the droids.

You took a look at his entire body and that’s when you noticed the nasty gash on his right shoulder.

“I’ll get you cleaned up don’t worry,” you said before lifting his body.

“Y/N…just leave me here,”

“You didn’t leave me so I’m not leaving you as much as you annoy me,” you walked with his weight on you.

You didn’t seem to notice his eyes on you.

You started walking into the massive city that was illuminated by multi-colored lights.

There weren’t many people out surprisingly despite it being a little after sunset.

“Look there’s a hotel,” you pointed at a glowing neon sign that said ‘HOTEL’ in large yellow font.

“Well then let’s go,” Obi-Wan stated as you walked towards the building.

Once you entered the lady at the front desk gasped.

“Oh my goodness are you alright!” she shouted.

“Yeah my uh…husband is just a little drunk,” you smiled at her as she gave you a knowing look while Obi-Wan glared at you.

“Alright, sugar well you can take room number nine it’s on level two. Just don’t forget to come down tomorrow morning and pay. Elevator’s ‘round the corner,” she handed you the key.

“Thank you so much, miss,” you said before going around the corner and pressing the button for the elevator.

Obi-Wan hadn’t said anything in a while.

“Are you alright? You’ve actually been kind of pleasant by not speaking,” you asked, getting into the elevator once it arrived.

“Wow, are you concerned?” Obi-Wan teased as you punched in the button for level two.

“You wish. I can’t believe you got shot, you’re so dumb,” you laughed as you exited the elevator.

Room nine was right in front of it.

You pushed the key into the keyhole and entered the room.

You were immediately overcome by darkness.

“Oh turn on the light will you,” Obi-Wan grimaced.

“Was already planning on it,” you rolled your eyes before feeling the wall for a switch.

Once you found it you immediately switched it on.

You and Obi-Wan’s mouths fell in sync.

There was only one bed.

“Maker I forgot to tell the woman at the front for two beds,” you slapped your forehead, cursing yourself for being stupid.

Before Obi-Wan could say anything you pushed him off of you and put him on the bed.

You looked around.

“What are you looking for?” he demanded as you turned towards him and glared.

“Obviously a med kit,” you searched through the closet and pulled out the thing you were searching for.

You opened it up and took out the liquid which on the label read ‘CLEANS MINOR AND MAJOR WOUNDS.’

The Jedi in front of you watched your every move.

Then you went into the bathroom and grabbed a hand towel.

“I’m going to clean your wound so stay still,” you said sitting beside him on the bed, pouring some of the liquid on the towel. 

“Can you- I need to clean the wound-” you were suddenly shy at this moment as Obi-Wan understood what you were saying and slid off his tunic revealing his toned upper body. There were lots of scars that were either fresh or faded. You had never seen anyone so beautiful. He was like a piece of art.

You averted your eyes and focused on his bloody shoulder.

The Jedi’s eyes never left yours.

“This might sting a little,” you warned as lifted the towel up.

“I bet you’ll enjoy this then,” Obi-Wan smiled.

“Just a bit,” you winked before placing the towel on his shoulder making him hiss loudly.

“Well, I told you,”

“Really?”

“Just shut up and let me help you,” you said as you pressed the cloth onto the wound.

You both said nothing for a while as you did your work.

“You know that dress looks beautiful on you,” Obi-Wan broke the silence making your heart stop for a moment.

You met his soft gaze and offered him a genuine smile.

“Really? You’re not saying it as a joke are you?” you asked, squinting your eyes in suspicion as the Jedi’s eyes lit up.

“Why would I joke about this?” he questioned as a smile graced your features.

Maker, you looked beautiful when you smiled.

“I think I’m done, you can get it all bandaged up when we get back to Coruscant,” you pulled the cloth away from his wounded skin and tossed it in the trashcan.

When you returned, Obi-Wan was standing.

“You can take the bed, I truly don’t mind sleeping on the floor,” he said.

“Are you serious? You’re literally injured,” you crossed your arms.

“No, you’re going to sleep on the bed,” Obi-Wan encouraged as you arched an eyebrow.

You marched towards him, determination in your eye.

“Do you take me to be a fool? You’re sleeping on that bed,”

“No, I’m not,” the Jedi stood his ground.

“Why is it because I’m a woman?”

Obi-Wan scoffed at the thought of himself being sexist.

“Certainly not I just think that you look like you’re in need of a good night’s sleep,”

The tension in the room was thick as the both of you went silent.

You both stared at each other with heaving chests, the only sound being heard was the sound of your breathing.

You scanned his beautiful face. His auburn hair, his blue eyes, his light eyelashes. How could one man be so fucking beautiful?

Obi-Wan grabbed your face and kissed you.

You were shocked for a moment before kissing him back with neediness.

His hand tangled in your hair, bringing him closer to you as you brought your hand to his chest.

You opened your mouth a little wider, and the man slipped his tongue in your mouth making you moan loudly.

Your tongues battled for dominance and the Jedi immediately won as he pushed you down on the bed, untangling his hand from your hair and cupping your cheeks.

“Obi-Wan, you’re injured,” you pulled away as you panted.

“I don’t care,” he said before returning to your lips, kissing you with much urgency.

After a few moments, his lips left yours and ventured down to your neck, licking and sucking making you let out breathy moans.

He then went down to your collarbone and made marks there.

“Oh, Obi-Wan,” you moaned as you ran a hand through his hair pulling him closer.

You felt yourself grow wet at the way he was marking you up as his.

“Tell me you want this,” Obi-Wan stopped kissing you and cupped your cheek, stroking it gently.

“Want you so bad,” you whimpered as he smirked pressing his clothed hard-on against your thigh.

“Look at you, you’re not even arguing with me because you’re so needy,” he stroked your cheek before he lifted your dress over your body.

“It’s a shame I’m taking this off. You looked beautiful in it,” he put the soaked dress over your head and tossed it on the floor.

He then examined your body as you looked at him lustfully.

You were dressed in a black lacy bra and matching panties.

“Fuck,” he groaned before you pulled him by the belt and kissed him.

He groaned into the kiss before putting you over on top of his clothed dick.

You grinded down on it making his head fall back into the mattress and his mouth fell into an o shape.

“Look who’s so needy now,” you panted as you rolled your hips on him.

The Jedi growled before flipping you over roughly and unhooking your bra.

He immediately started pinching your nipples making you moan again.

As he watched your face contort with pleasure he felt the blood rush to his cock at your sweet moans.

“I want your mouth,” you sighed as he succumbed to your request and latched his mouth onto your right nipple.

You moaned louder this time and arched your back.

“Obi-Wan,” you sighed as he played with your other nipple, flicking and pinching it.

You brought your hands down and touched his clothed cock making him groan.

You smirked and squeezed it harder this time.

He places one last kiss on your nipples before sliding your panties off.

He licked your upper thighs, teasing you.

“Stop teasing, Obi-Wan,” you growled as you raked your hands through his hair and pulled hard on it.

“I won’t eat you out if you do that. Be patient, darling,” his voice was calm as he bit your thighs, marking them up as you succumbed to his request.

After what seemed like an eternity he finally got to your clit.

He parted your labia and used his finger to gather your wetness, testing the waters.

“Already wet,” he smirked bringing your wetness to his lips making you feel even more turned on.

He circled your clit delicately as you let out a breathless sigh.

“Only for you,” you sighed with pleasure making him grow harder as he licked a long stripe from your hole to your clit.

“Oh, Obi-Wan,” you moaned again as his tongue flicked your pussy firmly.

His darkened eyes never left yours as he continued to lick you.

“I want your fingers too,”

He groaned, the vibration setting your pussy ablaze as you threw your head back with pleasure.

“You’re one greedy girl aren’t you,” he chuckled but complied with your request as he toyed with your hole.

Your whole body grew warm with pleasure at his words.

He sunk his index finger into your cunt making you gasp out at the intrusion.

He continued to lick your folds while he stuck his finger in and out of your hole making you arch your back again. You felt his beard rub deliciously against the insides of your thighs.

“Fuck, Obi-Wan,”

At this, he stuck another finger in making you smile breathlessly.

“That’s it,” Obi-Wan’s voice was raspy with lust as he felt your walls clench around his fingers.

“Oh, you like my voice don’t you, my dear,” he said, continuing to plunge his fingers into you as you felt your stomach tighten up.

You pulled his hair even harder as you tried to chase your release.

“I could eat your pussy forever you taste so delicious,”

At his words, that’s when you knew you were close.

“I’m gonna oh-” 

Obi-Wan sucked on your clit hard before removing his lips from your clit and his fingers from your heat. 

“What the fuck I was about to-” you stopped talking as Obi-Wan unbuckled his belt and slid off his pants revealing his beautiful pink cock.

Your mouth watered at the sight, your eyes glazed with desire as you felt yourself grow more aroused.

He chuckled as he held your cheeks and kissed you, pushing you deeper into the bed.

“Sweetheart, are you sure you wanna do this?” Obi-Wan questioned.

You felt butterflies in your stomach at the sweet nickname.

“Ever the gentleman aren’t you?” you smiled blissfully before lining his cock against your wet slit.

It only took seconds for his cock to be coated by your slickness.

“I’ll take that as a yes then,” he said before sinking into your cunt.

“Oh!” you both let out lewd moans in unison as he stretched you up.

“You’re so tight, maker,” he groaned.

You whimpered because he was so fucking big and thick.

You hadn’t had anyone of this size fuck you before.

“Shh,” Obi-Wan coaxed as he kissed your cheeks that ran with fresh tears.

“Move,” you breathed after a moment as he kissed the side of your neck and started moving in and out of your cunt slowly.

“When I say move I mean move,” you hissed as something seemed to snap in Obi-Wan and he started at a brutal pace, thrusting in and out of your bruised cunt.

“Is this what you wanted?” the Jedi-Master asked before slapping your ass harshly.

You moaned loudly as your walls fluttered around his length.

“Yes!” you screamed as your mouth fell open with pleasure and your eyes rolled to the back od your head.

He moaned but didn’t stop as he flipped you over so that you were on all fours, his hands finding your waist and rutted into you what seemed even harder, hitting your g-spot continuously, his entire length going in and out of you.

You were sure that there were going to be bruises on your hips later.

“Obi-Wan,” you panted, your entire vision clouded by stars.

“Yes darling,” the man’s eyes were closed as he kissed your neck, grabbing at your nipple and tweaking it.

“I’m gonna-” you let out a high-pitched whine as you arched your back at the overstimulation.

“Cum for me darling,” he kissed your hip before he pounded into you making your thighs tremble as your orgasm hit you and you clenched around his cock making him sigh as his hips stuttered.

“Inside,” you sighed before he could ask.

He praised you softly before kissing your sweaty forehead. His hips stilled with one last groan, his cum painting your womb white, and pulled out.

You lay back down against the mattress and sighed as Obi-Wan brought his lips to your sweaty forehead before walking towards the restroom.

“Well the women at the temple don’t lie,” you said through half-lidded eyes as Obi-Wan returned with a washcloth and stood over you.

He gave you a lazy smile before cleaning your thighs where his seed spilled.

“Meaning?” he asked, his eyebrow arching.

“You really are as good as they say,” you smirked as you brought a hand up to his cheek.

His eyes shut in pure bliss as he melted into your touch.

“Oh Y/N,”

He laid beside you and touched your hair gently, staring into your eyes.

“You know I always thought you were beautiful. But I would always fight with myself because you’re so aggravating sometimes,” the Jedi said as you laughed.

“I always thought you were attractive as well but you know…we had our…differences,” you offered him a genuine smile as he cupped your cheeks.

You hummed in contentment as you brought your head and rested it on his chest.

“It’s a shame we haven’t done this before,”

“A real shame,” you agreed as you felt exhausted all of a sudden.

“Did I exhaust you?” you could practically hear the smirk on Kenobi’s face as you rolled your eyes.

“Oh shut up,” you chastised as your eyes fluttered shut.

“Goodnight, Senator,” Obi-Wan pressed a gentle kiss on your forehead before drifting off to sleep.

[masterjedilenawrites]

Not sure why Obi-Wan wins every poll he’s in but here we are… let’s see how well the other fan favorite - Ahsoka - does against him!

Obviously these polls are just for funsies, and your favorite is still your favorite regardless how other people feel about them or whoever they’re pitted against. I just thought it was cool to see how many characters there were… enough for every letter of the alphabet!

[daniraevys]

Obi Wan: "I will do what I must"

Goes to kill Anakin, but instead chops off his limbs and leaves him roasted.

Spends next 10 years in grief thinking of Anakin, giving up the Jedi way and overall being sad.

Manipulates Reva into a losing fight, coz she dared to kill Anakin.

Meets Vaderkin again, wins a duel against him, but still doesn't kill him even when the man is wheezing on the ground.

Spends the following 10 years in denial thinking of Anakin and Vader as separate entities.

Meets Vader again, instead of killing him or fighting him and trying to escape, Obi Wan straight up dies.

Encourages Anakin's children to commit patricide, rather than just finishing the job himself.

[sirikenobi12]

I plan on posting a longer review of the PDAWAN book by Kiersten White but I wanted to do a non spoiler review too because cannot gush enough about this book so I'll simply say that overall I LOVED IT!!

And frankly I think it could even be a good companion piece to the JA books.

Also, if you're pro Jedi do not fear, it actually gives one of the best explanations why the Order does what it does and has the rules that it does (shows the benefits of that).

Lastly, Padawan Obi might just be the best Obi - okay, maybe not the "best" but I do love him, your honor.

I highly recommend this book!!!

[purplenerd777]

Nobody talk to me about Obi-wan almost being part of the Agri-corps and not being a jedi at all only for the force to bring him and Qui-gonn together only for him to work a job on tattoine years later

[stealingpotatoes]

boy who's never seen a large body of water before + insane force abilities = a very tired obi-wan

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[starwarjotta]

looking for someone on Tatooine

[iszapizza]

clone wars but its a dating sim...

original trilogy dating sim!

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[ventresses]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (6/?) - Blue & Green

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Note from OP:

In looking back, I have mixed feelings about that last Mace Windu one, because while it's somewhat relevant to his character in the sense that he IS extremely powerful fighter, I also feel like it also veers too much into the "Angry Black Person" stereotype/trope, &/or that it is pulling too much from other memorable characters of Samuel L. Jackson's, not from the personality of Mace Windu himself.

I'm on the fence whether I should remove it from the post or just leave it there, so I'm just going to leave these remarks, and also drop the link to a really good post I saw a few days ago, discussing Mace Windu’s character in the fandom, I highly recommend checking it out:

[agingerpanda]

Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi aka General Kenobi.

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[shangchiswife]

obi-wan- sweet dreams

summary: you have a nightmare and obi-wan is there for you

obi-wan x gn!reader

warnings: gorey details

word count: 1264

....

Your body tossed and turned as beads of sweat trickled down your forehead.

You were having a nightmare that was one of the worst you’ve ever encountered.

The Jedi temple was in front of you in flames.

A path of dead Jedi filled your vision as you felt your heart hammer in your chest.

You could see Master Plo Koon, his head severed from his marred body. Master Yoda, his eyes gouged out and bloody patches decorating his robes. 

Suddenly a bright light sparked inside the temple before disappearing promptly.

You followed the trail of dead Jedi inside of the temple as you felt your pulse quicken at how silent the usually livid place was. The only sound you could hear was the sound of a cool, ominous air drifting in.

“Y/N,” a sing-song voice said as you swung your head around in the direction of the voice.

Now dead younglings instead of older Jedi filled the path as you swallowed bile at how they were brutally slaughtered. 

Unexpectedly everything disappeared.

The children, the flames, the pools of blood.

Everything was gone in a dark cloud.

A menacing laugh filled the air making your heart stop.

You were horrified as you looked in front of you to see your friend, Anakin in a dark cloak holding up his master in one hand and your former master, Aayla Secura in the other.

Distress filled your system as Anakin’s lips turned up in a twisted grin.

“Choose one and the other dies,” your friend’s voice was warped with darkness.

“Anakin I-” your eyes flicked over to each of the Jedi.

Aayla had bruises all over her face, her body stained with blood.

Obi-Wan was in a similar condition, he was in an unconscious state like your master and his cheeks were painted with scars.

“You have to choose. Either your old master who is like a mother to you or the man you love,” Anakin looked absolutely evil with a sinister smirk that graced his face.

Your whole body shook with fear as you stared at each of the Jedi whom you loved.

There was no way you could choose.

“You took too long,” Anakin’s voice was monotone, his eyes glowing yellow for a moment before two red lightsabers pierced into both of the Jedi’s abdomen.

You let out a blood-curdling scream as their bodies crumbled onto the floor.

You awoke at that moment, sweat dripping from you and your chest heaving up and down.

Your eyes were wide with horror as the nightmare replayed in your head.

Suddenly the door to your room swung open and there stood Obi-Wan.

You could see his copper hair falling over his face from the moonlight that illuminated him. His eyes were tired, and he was dressed in a night shirt and pants.

“Master Kenobi, what are you doing here?” you questioned as he walked towards you.

“May I?” his voice was gentle as he pat the edge of your bed.

“Of course,” you stated as he sat and stared at you with his beautiful blue eyes.

“I sensed a disturbance coming from your room so I just wanted to see if you were alright,”  he looked concerned as he locked eyes with you.

You felt yourself fall in love with him even more.

“That’s awfully kind of you, Master,” you turned away for a moment to hide your embarrassment.

“Oh Y/N, I’ve told you to call me Obi-Wan when we’re in a private setting,” he chastised as you shrugged your shoulders playfully.

“But is everything alright?” 

You looked down at your clasped hands which sat in your lap.

“It’s silly, I shouldn’t be wasting silly issues on you, Obi-Wan, you’re such a powerful person in the Republic you shouldn’t even be here…” you picked at your worn-out t-shirt subconsciously as his eyebrows pinched together.

“Your issues are so important, Y/N, and you’re an important person in the Republic as well. Now…whatever it is are you comfortable sharing?” he questioned.

“It was a nightmare,” you felt so childish at that moment sitting in front of the renowned Jedi.

But he did something that you didn’t expect.

He took your hand in his.

His hand was so warm, it was like a hug.

“Tell me about it,”

“Well I was at the temple…and there was a big fire. And there were so many dead Jedi everywhere…even younglings,” you shuddered at the last bit as Obi-Wan drew shapes into the skin of your hand sending shocks of comfort into your body.

“And then I went inside the temple and Maker there was so much blood,” you gulped as you felt the urge to cry at the horror you saw.

Obi-Wan said nothing as he closed his eyes, listening to you recount your nightmare.

“It went dark…and then there was Anakin and he was holding you and Master Secura…and then he killed you both,” a tear slipped down your cheek.

Obi-Wan opened his eyes and frowned at your tears.

He took them with his finger and swiped them away.

“Come here, darling,” his voice was soft as he pulled you into his chest.

You put a hand on his chest and cried.

Low racking sobs escaped your lips as the Jedi stroked your back gently whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

He rocked you back and forth like you were a baby but you didn’t care. You were just happy that he was here with you.

Your cries subsided after a few minutes as your eyes felt droopy from the warmth you felt, being so close to Obi-Wan.

A low chuckle emerged from the Jedi Master.

“It seems that you’re getting sleepy,” he said as he removed your tight grip from his chest and laid you back against the covers.

He stood up and put the covers over you and tucked them underneath your arm.

“Sweet dreams, Y/N,” he bowed before trying to leave your room.

“Obi-Wan,”

“Yes?” he turned back in your direction immediately.

“Can you stay with me?” you asked meekly as you could’ve sworn you saw the Jedi’s face heat up. But you were so tired that it was probably a trick from your eyes.

Obi-Wan glided towards your bed and silently slipped under the covers.

He could immediately hear your soft snores and felt a breath of relief come out of him.

He didn’t want any awkwardness to arise from this situation.

He loved you so much and didn’t want to lose your respect for him because you were such an important person to him.

Suddenly you flipped over and put a leg over his body, clinging to him.

One of your arms was splayed over his chest.

He felt his whole body tense.

He didn’t want to push you away, he was in fact leaning into your touch but he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

But you were drawing closer and closer to him.

You had placed your head on his chest and nuzzled up to him.

Obi-Wan was a patient man but this was really taking a toll on his patience.

Finally, he leaned into your touch and shut his eyes blissfully, pulling you even closer to him as he put his chin on your head.

It was almost therapeutic for him to hear your breathing. That you were alive and right next to him. 

He relaxed at the thought, his eyelashes fluttering closed as he nuzzled his chin on your head.

He never wanted to let you go.

And neither did you, in your sleep as you dreamt of him.

[bbygirl-obi]

considering shaak ti was like 6'2" i love the idea that female togrutas are taller on average than female humans. this is in part motivated by the fact that i love leaning into the carnivore/predator vibes of togruta bc i think we all deserve a lil more adventurous alien biology. but it is also in part bc i love the trope of younger characters being taller than older characters.

please see the vision: when ahsoka first passes 6'0" in height and is taller than obi-wan, anakin loses his SHIT and won't shut up about it. he's so fucking giddy about it bro. teasing obi-wan is like, his favorite thing to do aside from hang out with padme. the height jokes now that obi-wan is officially the shortest out of the trio are marvelous and anakin loves every moment of it.

but then... then ahsoka keeps growing. and soon she's 6'1" and anakin is getting a bit nervous, though he vehemently denies it when asked. and then she's 6'2" aka anakin's exact height and still growing and suddenly anakin doesn't find the height jokes funny any more.

...and then, one day, she inches past anakin. and suddenly anakin finds himself the butt of all of the jokes he made about obi-wan, but it's a million times worse because he's used to being the tallest. please please PLEASE imagine all of the different expressions (and colors) that would cross anakin's face the first time ahsoka rests an elbow on his head or, gods forbid, calls him "shorty."

tldr: i think ahsoka deserves to be tall and buff enough to carry her masters like this, as a treat:

[bytebun]

my piece for @thecodywanzine! thanks to the mods who let me go completely ham and cheese on this bad boy. this one's about living longer than you ever expected and not knowing what to do with it

[prahacat]

when the horrors catch up and you take an evening off to batch-process

[three-fold-symmetry]

Crawling out of the hole I disappeared into to post the art I did for day 3 of @sithobiwanevent.