#i love scary men

[cupcakeinat0r]

Need him to look at me like this before he bends me over the nearest surface.

[grooviestsadpapaya]

A v lazy fierce zaddy sketch, comic update soon <3

[zuulbean]

ok i was also inspired to do the s2 kiddos! they’re designs were never as solid in my head as the s1 kids so i was playing a little more fast and loose with these. but we are winning 💪💪💪

also i need everyone to know that while taylor’s boots look regular, to me they are the same pair of boots my own father bought off of an online army surplus store routinely for years (he wore no other shoes). one day he bought me a pair and they were the least comfortable things i ever wore.

[smokbeast]

Me hearing will wood's laplace angel and just makes me think about the potential of sun having unhinged moments of utter RAGE if something goes really wrong or if a certain thing doesn't go his way or someone he cares about gets hurt

[rvmanticlvr]

salut pookieeee

im back again (im going crazy)

okay but… domestic simon?!?! ermm helloo!!

especially if your pregnant?!?! 😨😨 ohmygod save me im

i love dada simon (hes so babbagirl)

-L.L.🫶

pookie my baby. literally bless your pretty mind omg!!!!

domestic simon 😔 i love him WITH MY WHOLE BEING

domestic simon who wont let you lift a finger when youre pregnant. simon is always so soft with you, acting as if youre made out of glass because to him youre an angel, something that he has to protect because he loves you so much its undescribable.

but when you get pregnant hes all that and ten times more.

he does every little thing for you. and i mean, every.

youre craving something? he already has it prepared.

you got up to do the dishes? nuh uh, sit back down hes already washing them.

you want to clean the room? lay down and rest, hes got it

and tbh, i dont think that he will go on a misson while your pregnant (and a little longer than that). even if he doesnt tell the lads, he tells price and old man doesnt let him go on a misson those 9 months. "listen simon, you stay with the missus weve got it covered"

of course, as every other normal couple there are arguments between you two. and even tho simon does everything in his power to fix it, it skyrockets through the roof when youre pregnant. not because he doesnt think that you cant handle it, but because he know that youre affected by your hormones more than usual and not ever, but especially now he cant stand to see you stressed or sad. so yeah, your eyes get a lil bit teary and hes on his knees apologising :')

[beaft]

every time i tell my mum about a personal difficulty i've faced due to being trans she's like "well you can't complain, you chose this" and i'm like. alright. technically true, i suppose, but also not the most tactful or helpful thing you could have said in the moment

[hplonesomeart]

Hehe this man is broken and severely emotionally distressed. Silly lovable guy but given self esteem issues because of the crushing weight of perfectionism. Not so funny if you think about it too long. But at least on the upside he cries pretty :))

No but seriously for all those who relate to Mr. Puzzles just want you to know your accomplishments alone do not define your value and worth as a person. Even when you’re a messy work in progress, you are loved and appreciated more than you may recognize. Thank you for being here. Don’t get me wrong it’s good to be idealistic and set goals, but don’t undermine yourself if you don’t get that perfect score….or if you start to fall behind compared to everyone else. Everyone goes through those moments of doubt or perceived failure. We need to fail every once in a while. And that’s okay

…a-anyways funny goofy dramatic TV guy we love him so much so silly so slay he lives in my head rent free yipeee. This animation is dedicated to him because if anyone in the cast deserved a feature length film it was definitely him, and he sure took up the spotlight in Puzzlevison and absolutely owned it. I’m excited for his future endeavors ✨

[cupcakeinat0r]

Me on Tumblr: I wanna big ass man to absolutely destroy me n do disgusting things to me. I will cook and clean and give him children and also baby him.

Me irl if a guy looked my way: Please leave me alone and also I hate you.

[samdeancrimespree]

perhaps a controversial opinion and like. no hate to anyone who likes femsamdean because i like it too but. there is some distinct element of samdean that relies on them being dudes. like….. if they were girls (esp afab girls) do u know how much they would have to be doing to warrant the same “why are they so close… that’s weird” reaction?? the amount of casual affection that girls/girl passing ppl can get away with is insane compared to guys that look like sam&dean. they could be walking about arms linked, kissing each other on the cheek and saying cute nicknames and ppl wouldn’t find it Suspicious. there’s something so jarring (esp in smalltown, usa) about seeing two giant muscly Dudes be touchy with each other. if hunters heard that there were 2 sisters that were badass hunters and their relationship was weirdly close they’d be falling over each other to beg for a threesome. but no. sam and dean are huge and scary and could crush any hunter with one hand. AND they make lovey eyes at each other and sit way too close and live together in their 30s. and no one can say a damn thing about it even tho it’s fucking WEIRD. and that’s what makes it so GOOD. but if they’re girls that part is so diminished. don’t even get me started on how the dynamic with john would be jfc

[kidneysevilplans]

If this post blows up I'll draw him pregnant

There comes a time in a man's life you start thinking about how you came about this way

[variksel]

dungeons and daddies s1 was, supposedly, about the funnies and it turned out to be about the horrors (and old man yaoi). we now need to make dungeons and daddies s3, which is supposedly about the horrors, into the funnies (and also old woman yuri)

[ooeygooeyghoul]

His name is Potato :)

[anna-scribbles]

regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

[r0tt3nkittyy]

I just want a guy to beg me to shove a girthy monster dildo up his ass is that too much to ask for

[stars-on-fyre]

The most holy demon

Wanted to draw myself a PFP of my favorite X-Men! 🥰 Feel free to use with credit! 🫶

[kairithemang0]

Fellas, is it gay to flirt with the person who has you held captive?