simon ghost riley is so fine i wanna fuck him
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I spend a lot of time thinking about what a fun dynamic it would be if the guy/girl neil got caught kissing as a teenager ended up on the psu exy team and neither of them clock it until they're all talking about first relationships and the new freshman starts telling a wild story that Neil finds oddly familiar
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knuxadow late night city life date night adventure except it sucks and its awful and everything that can go wrong goes wrong and in the end they mutually agree to stick to museum and library dates like NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD
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i feel like going to sleep for like. ten years tbh
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Me: thinking of sharing a sinday meme for Abe, like the yes or no kinks one
Abe: M O R T I F I E D
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on the fence abt deleting my twitter while im still Able to lmfao
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I got one of those sparks of inspiration and put everything down to type up some absolutely devastating lines for the book I’m never going to write and sent it to my partner who promptly responded with “Pain!!!”
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Debating if I should make a new pinned post, I used to have one but I unpinned it cause I didn't want my carrd displayed like that anymore since it's basically useless now
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simon and könig being unable to stop bickering for a second, even when they’re balls deep inside of you. they’ve got you in an Eiffel Tower, könig’s cock filling your glossy pussy while simon stuffs your mouth. it took ages of convincing for them to even consider this position, but eventually they decided to put their discrepancies aside for the sake of you, their precious, spoiled little thing. it didn’t last very long though…
“jackhammer much, mate? you’ve got her choking on me over here.” simon points out, his heavy hand stroking your hair soothingly. könig’s using your hips as leverage, bucking into you at a rabid pace, each of his thrusts lurching your body forward and forcing you to take more of simon’s dick down your poor throat. “what happened to treatin’ the princess with care?”
“it’s okay, she likes it. isn’t that right, maus?”
your cheeks warm up as you hum around simon’s dick noncommittally. nothing gets passed the l.t though, and suddenly he’s gripping you by your hair, pulling your mouth off his cock.
“wait, you let him fuck your face?” he asks, sounding genuinely offended.
you wipe the line of spit that trails from your swollen lips all the way to his still hard dick, hovering just out of reach. you huff. “he’s more sadistic than you…” you say sheepishly in response, voice staccato from könig’s thrusts.
“you tellin’ me i’m the soft sex guy? the aftercare fuck?”
“‘s alright, mate.” könig reaches over your naked body to pat his comrade on the shoulder. “youve got boyfriend dick. happens to the best of us.”
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butch nonspecific bean bag bears. they should let me design toys for children actually
their names are handy, married, grease, and freak ❤️
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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”
Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood
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