I love MK1 Johnny but the titties and arms on MK11 Johnny?
IF I WAS A BAD BITCH, I'D WANNA FUCK ME TOO!
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My favorite thing about fandoms has to be obsessively sharing them with my best friend. Like, we got our own damn universe connecting ALL of these MK games. We got dead characters. We got revived characters. We got complicated family dynamics and relationships that only exist because one of us saw a piece of fanart by some obscure artist on Twitter or something and went, hey actually this is lowkey good! No one can tell us what is or isn’t real because we just make shit up. Our world.
So far some of our headcanons, not in order of randomness, include:
-Johnny Cage grew up in Texas
-Johnny and Kano being brothers who BOTH grew up in Texas (unfortunately Kano got downgraded by choosing Australia for his “I need to get tf outta this state” vacay. Johnny got the cool version with LA. Regardless they both are bullied at family functions.)
-Sonya and Stryker, older sister younger brother
-Mk1 Raiden, like his godly counterpart, is 7 feet tall.
-Mk1 Raiden also is an autistic man, I will fight on this hill
-Titan Shang Tsung actually just transitioned. That’s it. Her name is Damashi now. She’s just an evil little woman doing evil little things
-Bi-Han is the shortest between him, Kuai Liang and Tomas
-Tomas is also Venezuelan
-Fujin was the equivalent of Kung Lao’s father. And Raiden was Liu Kang’s. And they were all happy and nothing bad happened (for a while)
-Liu Kang is incredibly short
-In au contexts, to keep both versions of Shang Tsung relevant, Mk1 Shang is often a young man whilst Damashi is his elderly grandmother.
I could probably keep going, but I think the list gets boring after this. Generally, my point is: Reject canon and you will just have 110% more fun in every fandom you’re in. Rewrite those characters. Fix that chunk in the timeline you don’t like. And post it unapologetically. Chances are someone out there, even if they don’t say it out loud, is looking at this and screaming “Hell yeah!”
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I will never stop laughing at how tired older Johnny was of his younger self back in mk11
Like through the years I believe he became very well aware of how annoying he was in the past, and I like to believe not only he has the most horrible flashbacks of memories of his past self at 2am, but also has apologized to everyone he annoyed basically being like “hey I’m so sorry for being stupid back then, let’s pretend we never met until now”
And if it wasn’t enough, in the middle of a war for literally the whole timeline, he has to deal with that version of himself. Johnny is stronger than me I would’ve killed myself fr
I hope we have a similar scenario with mk1 Johnny, maybe with a past him pre the events of mk1. I also wish he met his other alternative timeline self, in my heart they would get along 😔 (mostly because his character development goes wayyy faster also bc he acknowledges from the beginning their dad sucked)
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POOKIE ARRIVED!!!!! I love him so much will def be getting him pretty clothes + new glasses
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a sweet lil moment for the next MHY installment bc i love them an unreasonable amount aslkdjhfsd
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