#i need them to FUCK

[toomanythoughts2]

I need Skwisgaar and Toki to be fucking nasty. And I don't mean whips and chains nasty, I'm talking being banned from Belgium because their sex was in violation of the Geneva Convention. I need the Dethklok minute to have a real-time counter of all the property damage their sex has caused worldwide. I need them to have a on pay-roll professional klokateer in charge of making and updating an Excel spreadsheet of just the different kinks and scenarios they've done and haven't done yet. I need their sex to cause serious debates in Dethklok forums, arguing if excessive eye contact while window shopping on the streets of Pargue is another way they're having sex (It is). I need them to have multiple professional looking and made "leaked" sex tapes.

The only way Skwisgaar is convinced that maybe he is having too much sex with Toki is because he misses 2 notes during practice instead of his allotted 1 missed note. Toki convinces him it's actually because they aren't having enough sex, and they should spend more time boinking to release tension, then practice.

I need them to turn into a Bridgette and Geoff situation from Total Drama Island, where they will not stop making out. Charles has a spray bottle just to get them off each other while in meetings but it only works less than a 1/3rd of the time. I need them to beat every single sex-related world record and then create new ones. Taboo does not exist in their bedroom. They make the taboo look tame. If Toki and Skwisgaar aren't covered in some kind of mark, the government is calling up Charles' office asking if they are ok, because their sex life does in fact control the economy. They can not go through another recession involving a 2 week fight the couple had about the order of the alphabet. (They were both wrong)

Listen, do they participate in the sweet and soft side of a relationship filled with non-sexual intimacy that will rot your teeth out and give you type 2 diabetes? Absolutely. Are they going to fuck inside the belly of the sunken Titanic in a specialized sub so they can be the last couple to ever boink on the ship? Also yes.

[bears-are-my-favourite-colour]

[blueeye0racular]

Like, the way she looks at Taigen here…I can’t even.

[randyortonofficial]

when christian and cody made out in the candy slowburn, it restored peace to the world

[zero-witch]

I'm listening to Tower 4 and I'm really really starting to love it. The slow buildup and then sudden terror, the characters, the dark unknown woods... Mmm right up my alley.

[alongtidesoflight]

i need to learn how to paint the emperor

[season2episode6]

"I suppose I should get him to drop me off at the bookshop"

"It burned down remember... You could stay at my place if you'd like"

"I don't think my side would like that"

SHUT UP!!! IM SO SAD THAT EVERYTHING RETURNS BACK TO 'NORMAL' I WANT THEM TO HAVE TO STAY IN THE SAME PLACE TOGETHER!!! I WANT THE 'THERES ONLY ONE BED' TROPE!!! AUGHDHDH THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!

they need to use that miracle they used on Gabriel to hide him and make him unrecognisable on themselves and then they should go live in a little cottage away from everyone. I WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY!!! CROWLEY SHOULD HAVE CONFESSED WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!! I NEED THEM TO BE HAPPY

[elegiesforshiva]

i feel so creatively fertile i gotta finish this commission sheet or something om

[citricacidprince]

Was forced to get a new phone today

[ash-and-starlight]

humble contribution

[kavebot]

i cant with this fucking cat, chat

[steakmakesnoises]

Find this moment from that episode funny for some reason.

[sangled]

don't let it sink in

[ruporas]

kiss of the divine

[giantkillerjack]

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

[noviqe]

monster fucker this monster fucker that... what about being a monster lover. What if I just want to cuddle with them and tell them I still love them even if they look and act differently from me