#i need them to fight with their mouths

[krsyue]

big day for annoying people

[chloecherrysip]

We're going to save your brother.

[snackugaki]

do you survive an apocalypse because you’re shaped like a dorito chip?

or does surviving an apocalypse shape you into a dorito chip?

something to ponder

[clonememesfrikyeah]

For all my fanfic writers and consumers, imagine: a readerXAlpha-17 fic where reader has such a creative sailors mouth that some of the diabolical things they say to people has A-17 gasping in horror and clutching his pearls

[rosaacicularis]

au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3

[laugtherhyena]

Doodle him up

[llumimoon]

I NEED HERO AND NORMAL TO TALK AGAIN RIGHT MEOWWWWW RIGHT MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

[cryptvokeeper]

rip kuina one piece you would have lost your fuckin MIND over Rebecca

[grace122]

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again I HAVE 3 HOLES FOR A REASON AND I NEED THESE MEN TO PUT THEM TO USE

[vigilskeep]

well. sebastian does say "precious anders" line anyway. happy uhm. happy divorce i guess! that being said, as somebody with numerous sebastian-centered playthroughs, i still think he is experienced best unromanced (partly because flirting options exclude some of his lines about elthina and. well. isnt his obsession with her part of the appeal)-- but hes character of the century in any case.

HE DOES??? 🥳🥳🥳 happy divorce omg. genuinely thrilled. thank you brave soldier

i am excited to see more of what he has to say this playthrough. his rivalry is actually pretty important to how i see keir so i’m really invested in seeing how that plays out fully, because i have elaborate hcs abt them trying to kill each other post-game which mean the world to me. if there’s no supervillain era sebastian with andraste-style crown and a white cloak streaked with blood from my reaver hawke attempting to tear his throat out with his teeth then what’s even the point of it all. i need them both to be insane abt it. its my vision

[soldier-poet-king]

Shitty uncle strikes again! This time started whining about critical race theory and how it's a conspiracy against white ppl and some bullshit. He went on to the point where my Nonna who Literally Did Not Go To School Past 3rd Grade in postwar Italy and doesn't know any north american history at all was like "hm....maybe you are skewing this way out of proportion and are maybe wrong???"

I straight up fuckin left. Shit sucks? Hit da bricks. No apologies no goodbyes just a "Im not obligated to listen to this I'm walking home". I'm under no obligation to put up with his shit, esp when I've been told explicitly to not start fights with him, and I'm not even allowed to call him on personal shit like the absolutely disgusting verbally abusive way he spoke to my mother and aunt before Christmas that he still hasn't apologized for! It was just allowed to let go! Fuck that!

I feel often like I'm not allowed to say no and leave BC I have to make up for being a disappointing child/grandchild and just like. Apologize for my own existence. And I might not have high standards for myself but fuck this shit! Either let me loose on him or I'm leaving. I don't give a fuck what everyone thinks or if I'm "being disruptive" I'm not letting him get away with his manchild selfish bullshit nor with his reactionary alt right stupid internet bullshit! I'm TIRED

[andromedasummer]

opal was so well behaved (mostly because they had blankets scented with this drug that calms down cats we put it over her and she just became so eepy. it worked so well that a giant samoyed barking non-stop no breaks out of pure excitement for 5 minutes straight while bolting around in the same room as us didnt perturb her)

i pet her as she got her vaccination and she didnt even open her eyes when the needle was in. she let the. blanket cover her (she HATED being covered normally) because it made her feel so chilled. she only hissed when she got scooped. and the one time she did get agitated, when the vet was listening to her heartbeat, i started running my finger up her nose (have done so since she was a kitten 13/14 years ago) and the vet said her heart rate dropped immediately 🥺

[violentdevotion]

is it fashion or is he just bloody, bruised and broken

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i like to think i’m parasocially frenemies with casey mcquiston. never read one of their books because well i think they’re probably bad however i’d love to hang with them. would let them hit btw. who said that. anyway.

[quickhacked]

>> six sentence sunday

was tagged by @morvaris and @aartyom, thank you so much!! tagging @arklay, @steelport, @reaperkiller, @coffeebucko, @strafethesesinners, @adelaidedrubman, @henbased, @bluemojave, @turbo-virgins, @swordcoasts, @jillvalcntines and anyone else who wants to do this!

i know we are all waiting patiently for the broker chapter but since i'll be posting the first fic for it very soon, i'll share six sentences of "pride will break you in time" instead >:) YES i'm still working on it YES it's coming soon don't worry i PROMISE

‘Why did you let me in?’ The question echoed through the room, bouncing between the walls and filling the empty space between them. He regretted asking it instantly; but it was already too late, the words long past his lips, and Mikhail uncomfortably shifted position as he tilted his head upward. ‘Don’t know,’ he answered and shrugged, a strange and sudden sense of nonchalance to him. ‘Didn’t want to disappoint you, I think.’ Didn’t want to disappoint you.