#i need to touch more than grass.

[savageboar]

"some theorize that humans ourselves are suffering from zoochosis"

[areyousanta]

Aight I'm back

[itsatorchwoodthing]

just wanna say that sometimes jokes are just meant to be jokes and not every post has to be deep and/or educational and that we all need to touch grass sometimes - me first

[spielzeugkaiser]

For absoult no fanart reasons at all, and no ‘I’m gonna turn it into witcher stuff’ reasons either – what are y’alls favorite classical paintings? Some way back @artistsfunerall told me about some ‘babarian twink’ which... sent me on some wild sites while googling it 👀

I’m very open to hear some more ideas!

[hairydykecunt]

god god god i need to fuck this girl so bad lmfao. god

[blujayonthewing]

here's hoping I can continue to improve getting back in touch with reality and the flow of time in the coming year

[prozac-shaped-urn]

whY is that literally 17 second long clip of j kissing the neck of a david koresh in waco the aftermath so fffffUCKing hot?? nothing happens. they don’t even lock lips. just a chirpy breathless grunt and some smooching sounds.

something is wrong with me.

[okkottsus]

i meannnnn, ppl u thought they were ur friends unfollowing is always sad even tho everybody obviously has the right to unfollow anyone for whatever reason, but the least u guys can do is (soft) block me like. im not ur fucking fan, i dont want to continue following while being delusional abt us being on good terms 

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Like I've probably fallen into this trap when complaining about NTs when I was in highschool or smth like that but I always hate it when one specific person does something incredibly shitty and someone goes "all men need to be shot" as a response. Like most often this happens with like men or cis people or white people which is like ... sure fine whatever I don't think this is good rhetoric to engage in even if you're just venting but I do understand that you're expressing rage about the oppression you experience so I'll mind my own business. But every so often I see someone say it about like people in fandom and I'm like "hold on now can we maybe dial it back, that's not an oppressor catagory thats just a group of people who have a hobby can we maybe take it down several notches" and then sometimes I'll see it said about like ... White trans women or people with a certain mental illness and I'm like "ok we've gone over into fascist territory we are currently in fascist territory please stop"

[dexter-erotoph]

i think skids dad is going to be the most normal fictional crush i will ever have. for context ive just finished my watch of salad fingers today. its all downhill from here

[orangeandvanila]

that's not what happened at all the pic of him looking beat up happened months before the gumball stuff he just sleep walked, gumball actually only slapped him once got slapped back and started spouting homophobic and ableist slurs and antisemitic bullshit the cantu guy is just an asshole but i guess that doesn't matter as long as it's against dream right

Listen dawg, I am a 21 year old adult who lives on my own with two pets, a job, a car, and a long term gf that I intend to get engaged to. I don't care about what dream or gumball did, and I honestly don't have the energy or patience to find out. It's a funny situation that is funny to laugh at. I would not be surprised to find out that EITHER of them used slurs towards each other bc they are both men who are clearly just shitheads who never grew up. I did, and I sincerely hope the adults who are still fans of dream grow up soon too ;3

[dragons-hoarde]

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[cobble-stone]

i’m gonna say a hot take that i feel like will get me at least three or four hate anons but i…am not huge on the recent trend of jokingly misgendering fictional characters. mainly the ones she/her-ing fictional men cause that’s what i see the most.

like— i know it’s a joke. and i know i prolly just need to go touch grass. but some sorta wire crosses in my brain and it feels like people are making a joke out of misgendering people. and i know that’s a me problem but like. i dunno man. it sends off the “misgendering” sirens in my brain and i have no clue how to shut em off.

and like— the thing is i don’t even care if people do it, i know some of it is transfem headcanons and some of it is just people tryna be funny, but like. idk man i wish there was a filter for it like how there is one for traffic/hermitshipping yknow? especially since it’s gotten more popular to make these kinda jokes recently. i don’t care what the hell people do, i’m not gonna stop em, i just wish there was a way for me personally to opt out of it

[quietwingsinthesky]

idk if you care about hannibal but the creator has been accused of sexual assault, and now people are saying that its no big surprise considering how involved he is with the proship community lol

:/ seriously?

That’s really fucking insulting, actually. To connect actual allegations of sexual assault to fandom drama to prove a point that ‘my side is better than your side’? That’s a shit thing to do.

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

on a serious note going through active shooter training with people older than me on the order of decades makes me think that much more people would probably agree on tighter gun controls than younger generations realize. they just either can’t bring themselves to discuss it openly or feel like such discussion wouldn’t be welcome

[the-trans-dragon]

I can’t tell if I’m just bad at finding Bedsheets That Don’t Pill, or if it’s just another case of Severe Decrease In Product Quality Due To Ongoing Plague And Labor Shortages, or if I’m just autistic and doomed to experience all bedsheet textures as Level 10 Pain