#i never dress up for halloween

[bottleshopper]

Costume Ideas?

So, my friend Rachel is hosting a Halloween party. Rachel has never been much of a party person, they always enjoyed keeping to their self. But they seemed… oddly enthusiastic about it, it almost felt like she wasn’t the one texting me, Lol.

But anywho, Rachel seems to really be looking forward to this party and I think it would be rude to not show up. So, costume ideas anybody? I had an idea for a costume: Multicoloured cap, grey label, I’d be going out as a BASIC BITCH! HA! But really, I’m not spending my own money on something like that. I need ideas, please. :/

[willowser]

katsuki blames the alcohol for making him stupid.

really stupid.

not that he's had a lot, but his tolerance is low for a guy of his size, and he can feel the edges of his inhibitions dulling with every drink of whatever denki has shoved in his hand. it doesn't taste like absolute shit, which is rare enough to have him indulging, just a bit, for the agency halloween party.

another sip has his head feeling a little swimmy, and before he knows it, his eyes are trailing across the room until they find you. again.

whatever the hell you're supposed to be tonight—a witch, or something else in a pointy hat—is really fucking with him, and has since you walked in. the costume isn't revealing in a sense that it's inappropriate for a work event, but it's...hugging you in all the right places. in every single one of them.

without tights, it would be on the too-short side, but—and no, katsuki can't fucking explain this—something about them is making everything worse. and your calf-high boots ain't helping, either.

it's just—your fucking—hips.

katsuki couldn't tell you what song is playing, but you're swaying back and forth to the tune and one of his canines digs into the plastic of his cup, so deeply that it makes a terrible creaking sound and dents beneath the pressure—and that's when a sharp elbow is delivered to the center of his chest.

mina is at his side when he looks, and her wide, freaky eyes scan his face before narrowing in her little shit-eating way.

"you're a pig."

katsuki chokes, and the little freak takes that as an admission of some kind.

"oh my god," she gasps, mouth falling in all her disgust and awe. "you can't even deny it!" and then she laughs, high and chirpy, and there's no way you can't hear her. "oh, you're down bad."

"cram it," he snaps, sinking his scowl into his cup. "i dunno what the hell you're talkin' about."

"you know i really thought better of you," mina sniffs effectively, turning her face up and away. "not the type to be blantly checking out somebody's ass."

katsuki bristles, and his aggrivation growns until the plastic in his hands starts to melt. "i wasn't—"

"i'm kidding!" mina snorts before flicking him in the nose, narrowly dodging the hand he swipes out at her. "quit being a baby and go shoot your shot already."

"piss. off."

but the hero is unaffected by him, simply scrunching up her face in response before turning on her heel to disappear further into the party.

she's wrong, katsuki thinks, because he's not a pig like sero or fucking dunce face or even kirishima, from time to time, who gets red in the face over a low cut shirt and a pair of tits.

fucking ridiculous, katsuki thinks, because he's way better than that.

it's just—the alcohol. that's making his lids heavy and his thoughts dark and his face hot. has him peeking at you over the lip of his cup, has him picturing you in his head when he's forced to look away.

and, well, maybe, the short cut of your dress has a little something to do with it, too—but he's keeping that shit to himself.

taking it to the grave, even.

[blue-sunflower-bee]

Securitywaiter fandom!

Consider this... I NEED this Ness

With this Mike

Aka "Clumsy detective x even clumsier robber that is followed by bad luck"

[wyvernstuff]

HAPPY OCTOBER CREATURES:3 hope you have a wonderful autumn filled with vivid shifts and getting to dress up as your kin type!

[ssspringroll]

i dont remember if i ever posted this look. so here you go

[oysters-aint-for-me]

one of my biggest tv pet peeves is when you have a show with characters that canonically don’t make a lot of money (like the office or superstore), and yet every halloween episode somehow every single character pulls out a hollywood-perfect halloween costume. there is no way every minimum wage worker in a store is going to 100% commit to a full head-to-toe 100% coordinated costume. and don’t even get me STARTED on the makeup situation i mean come ON

[fishyfarms]

Happy Halloweekend! (I refuse to post on Halloween I will 100% forget so early post)

August is a vampire and Harvey is a cowboy (he lost his hat in the maze)

[thisischeri]

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[disastersteps]

be luigita, get a surprise for losing!!

( anita lost a game against themmy, and themmy's losing reward for them is to grow their beard enough to be a stache and dress up as luigi for the Rangers' Costume Party! //happy sidestep days au )

[moonchild-in-blue]

vessel sleep token the first belly dancer

*runs away*

Come back 🥺 You're cooking 🥺

I wanna give him those cute belly dancer waist scarfs with the clinking coins 🥺✨

[crunchie-morris]

One of my favorite pastimes is researching items for cosplays that I don’t have the confidence or money to do

[triglycercule]

guys wtf what if i dress as one of the mtt for Halloween. that would be cringe. i say as my costume the year before that was a fish and the year before that cheese and the year before that a hotdog and the year before that ice cream and i think you get the point i'm already a fucking loser

but but,,,,, if i DID do the mtt,,,,,, which one would i be,,,,,,,,,,, oh god,,,,,,, how do i explain this to my parents that i want to break my costume streak to dress as this??? this would be so cringe. i think i'd get several people trying to run me over if i did dress as killer or dust or horror. AAAAAHHH!!!!! I DONT EVEN DO MUCH FOR HALLOWEEN WHY DO I WANNA DRESS UP AS THEM!!!!!!!!! halloweens not even until like 2 months 2,,, and i dont even like it that much i prefer christmas more,,,,, (ugh im gonna need to write my christmas fic for the mtt again wtf i cant believe it's gonna be a whole year since i did my last one). how would i even dress up as them!!! blue hoodie?!?! THATS IT? if i dont do my own personalized designs of them then what's the point but UGH i dont wanna do sewing. you know what this is problem better left to future triglycercule. but just be warned this topic WILL come up soon in the future (probably like 3 weeks i have no sense of time) (just like the mtt fr)

[sciderman]

Hey sci what are you favorite musicals

to the surprise of no one my favourite musical is probably book of mormon,, i think i just love the genre of musicals that make you belly laugh

recently i watched the spongebob musical and honestly... has no right to be as good as it is

underrated genre that are my favourite: showtunes about living in blissful denial. that involve pink sequins.

[alltheprettyplaces]

hello new eras outfit option has entered

[anarcho-smarmyism]

i think im gonna be princess peach for halloween and my autistic tgirl friend says she'll go as Daisy. and my husband already agreed to be Mario

[icewindandboringhorror]

Misc. photos from the past year or so ~