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[riessene]

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[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Hey, Can I make a request with a s/o teaching Shenhe, Eula, Yelan, and Arlecchino how to play video games?

(Genshin Impact) Shenhe, Eula, Yelan, Arlecchino, Furina, and Clorinde's S/O teaching them how to play video games

Game: Animal Crossing

Shenhe has tried games like Genius Invocation TCG, but that one frustrates her more than anything.

S/O, then decided to show her a game that she for sure would enjoy: Animal Crossing!

It didn't require anything other than just a will to relax. Plus, it was just a cute way to do something together!

(Shenhe) "...Your character looks cute."

Shenhe is enraptured by the charming little animals, being fondly reminded of Cloud Retainer in a strange way.

She plays it a little bit in what free time she gets, but really enjoys it in S/O's presence. Though there is one thing that annoys her about the game.

(Shenhe) "This is the fourty-seventh time I have gotten the 'Sea Bass' today. Am I doing something wrong when I am fishing, S/O?"

Her ingame avatar has long white hair and wearing something far more cutesy and casual than her usual attire.

Part of her wondered if S/O could get her these kinds of clothes from a store so she could wear it in real life.

A/N: I've gotten more Sea bass from ocean fishing in this franchise than I've eaten bread in my life.

Game: Monster Hunter

Eula decided to indulge S/O in trying to teach her how to play a game. After all, it was better than doing nothing.

It takes her a second to get used to the controls, but she quickly learns how to attack and dodge.

Only when the game truly begins did she realize what S/O had picked out.

(Eula) "Are you trying to tell me you'd like to go hunting for beasts with me, S/O?"

Teasing aside, Eula is a quick learner and becomes very skilled at hunting the many monsters of the game, getting weirdly competitive about it. Despite the fact there was no player versus player element at all in it.

(Eula) "HAH! I finally made the best Master Rank armor in the game! Everything we fight should be child's play!"

She also loves the cat companions that are in the game and spends a great deal of time dressing them up in cute/hilarious outfits.

Though she will enact vengeance if anyone calls her out on that.

A/N: Man I can't wait for Wilds.

Game: Metal Gear Solid

Yelan usually rolls dice to see what her day off becomes.

And this time, it was to have S/O show her these "Video Games".

Yelan settled for some "Tactical Espionage Action" game, the irony not being lost on her at all.

She learns the controls and plays it extremely casually, being more drawn in by the absurd story and characters.

Yelan is usually laughing at the action, but still enjoying herself.

(Yelan) "Geez, is this how your world views agents, S/O? It's not nearly as cool as this game's making it out to be."

Part of her wants to try hiding in a box to see if anyone would notice, but she'd also like to still be alive and not caught.

But the temptation is always there, everytime the dice decides for her to play this game again and again...

(Yelan) "Hm...the explosions in this game are a little much, but I guess it's also not entirely inaccurate...Sometimes, anyway."

A/N: I GIVE MY LIIIIIIIFE, NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOUUUUUU

Game: Mario Kart

Arlecchino usually passes on any offer to play a game, not because she didn't want to, but because she likes to observe.

(Arlecchino) "Let the children play first, S/O. I will join soon after."

What she usually witnesses for Mario Kart is a bloodbath.

This game brings out something in her kids that she hasn't seen before.

Even Freminent and Lynette, some of her more reserved kids, turn to something feral when playing against the others.

She's equally entertained and kind of concerned, like maybe this game wasn't healthy, but it did bring everyone closer and give the kids something fun to do.

Arlecchino decides to jump in at many kids' requests, and admittedly isn't that great at it.

But she has more satisfaction in watching the kids have fun.

That being said, there is some sadistic pleasure she has throwing the blue shell and watching whoever's in front take the brunt of it.

(Arlecchino) "Fascinating what these video games can do to children. Do you have more they can all try?"

A/N: Coconut mall is the best map, change my mind.

Game: Subnautica

Furina is at first excited to try something new.

(Furina) "Oh, a game about the beauty of the ocean? I shall beat it no problem!"

But she didn't realize that unlike Fontaine's waters, (Which to be fair, held its own terrors), this was an alien planet's ocean.

She's jumping at every little thing, screaming as she's desperately swimming away from the tiniest fish or anything that even makes a weird noise.

(Furina) "W-WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?! I'M GOING BACK TO THE LIFEPOD!"

That's not even to mention the Leviathans.

The first time she saw a Reaper, she immediately dropped the controller and buried her face into S/O's arms in terror, yelling out something sounding like a curse and crying.

Furina doesn't like video games anymore.

It takes something like Endless Ocean to calm her down about the waters again, thinking that every video game ocean has a Leviathan now.

A/N: For me, that game is horror until I get the Prawn Suit, then it becomes Pacific Rim as I hunt down every Reaper near the Aurora.

Game: Baldur's Gate 3

Clorinde was intrigued by video games, but honestly wasn't too keen on the idea of trying it. It didn't seem up her alley.

Until S/O showed her a game like Tabletop Troupe, but this time without the fears of annihilating some poor Game Master's campaign.

(Clorinde) "...Do you mind if I give this game a try, S/O?"

Her expression doesn't really change as she's playing, but that's because Clorinde is really immersed in the world.

It's just a lot of fun to truly let loose and interact with the world and NPC's, no fear of dealing with any player trying to murder-hobo their way.

SHE could be the Murder-Hobo, finally. Not that she would.

She enjoys playing it in her off time, but nothing beats living players and rolling the dice herself however.

This game did give her a few ideas for some new campaigns however.

(Clorinde) "I'd be interested in seeing you play with me, S/O. What choices would you make? And by the way, in true Tabletop Troupe fashion, we're not save-scumming. Once you roll the D20, our fate is sealed."

A/N: OS TAV RO VA VIVOLKAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[hotpinkstars]

-> shenhes reaction to different love languages

synopsis -> how shenhe reacts to different love languages. pretty self-explanatory.

w/c -> 1.5k

-> quality time

as we all know, shenhe is certainly not one who knows love. so when you first introduced the topic of quality time to her, she just kind of cocked her head and looked at you. she was someone who quite literally needed assistance to keep her homicidal nature at bay, and you were someone who could barely harm a flee. why ever would you want quality time with her, she thought? although the both of you are a couple, she won’t ever understand all of that stuff that normal couples do. 

it takes a minute or two (more like a couple futile attempts) to get her to open up to spending a lot of time like that with you, but once you get her to maybe get a bite to eat at a cuisine in the harbor, she warms up to the idea a little bit more. she still doesn’t understand why couples like to do this- she was put under the impression of relationships being kissing, hugging, and sleeping together. 

soon enough, she’ll be the one to request to do some of these things that you showed her. depending on how much she wants it, you might have to take the hint, or she’ll just blandly tell you directly. 

“i would like to grab a meal in liyue harbor like we did last week.”

“shenhe, it’s two in the morning… but as soon as the sun rises, sure!” 

well, she’s sure got the spirit!!

-> words of affirmation

the first time you even said something as simple as “i love you so, so much,” this woman kind of just froze and asked you to repeat that. 

she doesn’t get it. she probably asked you why people say that at first, and then she got it. she already kind of knew, she just wanted to be sure she heard you right. and that she did. a few minutes after you said that to her she could feel a nice warmth in her chest and a little grin coming onto her face. 

even things such as “i love the way you did your braid today!” make her feel so grateful that she was able to date someone such as you. sometimes cloud retainer wonders what's got her in such a good mood these past few months, considering how sour she sometimes can be.

another one she tries to reciprocate once she gets used to it. (spoiler alert: she does it for all of these lol.) she’ll sometimes tell you that you look particularly nice that day. in her eyes, you look glamorous every day, but she saves that for when you two go to a fancy restaurant and you’re all dressed nice.

-> acts of service

acts of service for shenhe seem pointless in her eyes at first. she has learned to take care of herself, why should she need someone else to do the things she does for own good for her? she can make her own bed, she can put toothpaste on her own toothbrush, and she can cook her own meals. so, when she first saw that the bed was all made, the pillows were fluffed, and there was already toothpaste on her toothbrush from when you were last in there, she seemed a little.. shocked? it was very hard to tell what she felt, but she felt, once again, a warmth in her chest. she came out of the room to ask you about it, and saw you making breakfast. 

“well, i just decided maybe you’d like it! if you don’t, i can stop…” 

“well… i.. really like this.. act of kindness. but i do not know if i understand it yet.”

you laughed and motioned for her to sit down as you served two plates and decided to chat her up a little bit about what you were going to do that day. she ate her food with a small smile, and engaged in the conversation. 

sometimes, she’d come home to find little samples of some foods she likes with a little note on the side of the plate saying something like “i made something i picked up on you liking. i hope you enjoy it!” 

this was one she decided to take little steps to show. she’d do basics that she didn’t even realize she was doing before, like tidying up the room a little bit or putting the dishes away or folding the blankets. all she knew is that it made you happy to see the house so nice and clean, so she continued to do it whenever she was available to. 

-> receiving gifts

talk about something she isn’t all that familiar with.

the first time you put a little trinket in her hands- for instance, a keychain, she just looked at you curiously. 

“what is this?”

“oh, nothing really. i just thought it would be cute to dangle from your vision. see, it even matches your hair color!”

she handed it back to you and told you to hook it somewhere on her vision. she looked at it with a mirror and a kamera, smiling gratefully, even though she didn’t think it was all that necessary. she got used to your constant gift giving though, and, once again, didn’t understand what the occasion was, she still cherished them silently. the first time you gifted her something bigger, like maybe a pair of heels, she thought she missed something.

“y/n, what is this for? is there some occasion i am not aware of? it’s not your birthday, or my birthday, or our anniversary… is it maybe a holiday?”

“nope!” you replied. “just saw them on sale in liyue. i bought them because they looked like they matched your style!” 

she took another good look at these and put them in the closet. you saw her wear them with her combat outfit a few days later, indirectly trying to show them off to you.

she’ll try and get you gifts too, but she’ll go to the traveler or cloud retainer for help. the traveler has met you a few times, so he/she probably knows what you like just based off of how much shenhe talks about you, and just by your bubbly personality. 

paimons always the one bringing the gift idea up to shenhe. if she likes the idea, then the gift will be given to you as early as possible. 

-> physical touch

if she’s gonna be starved of any of this, it’s gonna be physical touch. she’s gotten a few pats on the head or shoulder by cloud retainer or her fellow adepti companions whenever she’s done something well, but that’s the extent of it. she has never been tackled to the bed and cuddled before, she’s never really been hugged, and she certainly hasn’t slept in the same bed in a super touchy manner with anyone else before you. 

the first time you rolled over to her side of the bed and latched onto her back, sliding your arms around her waist and propping your head on her shoulder, she was understandably stunned. at first, she tried to pull away, but you wouldn’t let her. so, she was stiffer than a board the rest of the night to be careful not to roll on top of you, and immediately brought it up to you in the morning. you told her it’s just what you do, and was always what you did since you were a child- you felt the need to constantly hug something in your sleep, and you decided to hug her. she just slightly nodded, still not understanding, and walked away for a little while to process what happened the night before. 

she’ll eventually be much more open to the idea of allowing you to rest on top of her or hugging her, still being fairly stiff. but the first time you asked her to rest her head on your chest, she declined, saying she was “too strong and could potentially cut off your airways if she wasn’t careful.” you brushed that thought off and slightly begged her until she sighed and very slowly let her weight fall onto your body. she genuinely liked the way this made her feel, and continued to do it much more often- when she was sad, upset, stressed, or just felt the need to lay on your chest for a few minutes.

when it came to hand-holding or hugging, she wasn’t opposed. she just made a strict rule that there is no hugging or cuddling in public. you agreed, and only did those things when you both knew that there was privacy. the last thing the both of you wanted was to scare each other off. that would be crushing to both ends.

 she was much more open to cuddling and hand holding and all that comes with it later into your relationship- you realized she was a woman who needed an indescribable amount of patience, and that you were willing to give.

[kavehsmommyissues]

Faranak, Clementine Caspar, and Mavuika's little sister might be the same person

WARNING: contains spoilers from the 5.0 Archon Quest!

There's lots of memes about Kaveh dressing up as Mavuika but now that the 5.0 Archon Quest is released, there might be some truth to that.

I haven't played the whole quest yet but my friend spoiled it for me.

The spoiler was that, Mavuika(who's human) has a little sister that became an architect.

This is not my own photo, I literally saw this screenshot in Google images and I just blotted out the name for privacy reasons for the person that originally posted it.

You know who else is an architect besides Kaveh? His mom. And Mavuika's lil sis is an architect so I believe that Mavuika is Kaveh's aunt.

But in my lil brain, there is more.

Mavuika's lil sis goes to the Akademiya to study architecture and then stays there, to avoid whatever is going on in Natlan(some ppl on the internet think people from Natlan get cursed if they leave(like possibly, Bennet)).

She takes on a new name, Faranak, and lives her life there. The Wiki also states that Faranak is estranged from her parents, which supports this theory of mine. Eventually, she lost her husband which changed her a lot.

Faranak doesn't really have a photo but we know Kaveh's dad is the blonde one as seen on this picture:

So that leaves room that Faranak probably has the same hair color as Mavuika's little sister. Also, in Kaveh's Hangout Quest, a teacher his mother had also said that Kaveh looks like his mother. Though Faranak's teacher states that Faranak has golden hair, I'm sure Mavuika's little sister's hair color can count as golden to some degree.

After losing her first husband, she goes to Fontaine to start anew and to get further away from Natlan. She possibly took a new name, this time, Clementine. She eventually fell in love and married Callas Caspar—Navia's dad.

In the Wiki, it also states that Navia got her dad's eyes and hair, making it possible that Clementine's hair might be the same color as Mavuika's little sister(unless if she dyed it or unless if hair dye exists in Teyvat).

Another thing that I noticed is that both Kaveh and Navia are unlucky, with Kaveh getting into lots of debt and with Navia being the only one surviving her family and some members of Spina di Rosula, like Melus and Silver. This "unluckiness" that they have is probably due to that theorized "unlucky" syndrome that people from Natlan get when they leave their nation.

This is all probably far fetched but Genshin doesn't make the mistake of making two characters look similar and not be related. We see this with characters like Chonghyun and Shenhe.

So, to sum it all up, Faranak, Clementine, and Mavuika's little sister are possibly the same person. Kaveh and Navia are possibly half siblings and Mavuika could be possibly their aunt.

Thanks for listening to my horrendously made Ted Talk.

This is how I feel lmfao.

[contentloadingandstuff]

Hi, this my first request since I found out about tumblr, and I am glad that you will have my first request!

What about hcs jealousy? Or as an alternative, how about writing about poly relationships? If nothing is clear, then I apologize, English is not my native language.

Male!Reader x Jealous Shenhe, Ei and Mona

A/N: Here you go! I've randomized some characters for this with the help of the almighty Wheel. As for poly relationships, I don't really like them. I'm a little traditional, yeah. Anyways, enjoy!

CW: Male!Reader

Shenhe

It isn't surprising that Shenhe gets possessive at times. You're her first and only love, so she wishes to protect you from everyone and everything. Yet seeing you with other women gives her a feeling far different from the worry the monsters bring. It sends unpleasant current through her body, urging her to move forward and reclaim your attention for herself. She bottled it in, preferring to instead go ask Ganyu about it first. She isn't the best person to go to for relationship advice, but asking Cloud Retainer would turn a simple question into a three hour long lecture. Ganyu answered to the best of her ability, and told Shenhe to 'ask them about it'. So Shenhe acted. 

She sees you and Yelan in Wanmin Restaurant, enjoying some tea and fresh air. It's obvious she dressed to impress this day even for a person such as Shenhe. Her large cleavage is put right in your view, covering just enough to keep it decent. There is also a back window, which your girlfriend doesn't approve of. 

“Oh, hello my love. How are you doing?”

Before you can stop her, Shenhe materializes her spear and presses it against Yelan's throat. The woman moves her hands defensively up to the blade, attempting to gently push it away. To no avail, as Shenhe only pushes it back down. 

“Who is this woman and what does she want with you?”

“Uh… Shenhe? Calm down, please. We're in public space.”

“Why are you spending time with her instead of me?”

“This is Yelan. You see, we're working together. We had a lunch break, so I thought we'd get a drink.”

“That's a greeting I have never seen before. Nice to finally meet you, Shenhe.” Yelan nudges the spear tip away, and this time Shenhe relents. “Y/N has been talking a lot about you.”

“Hm. I see. Very well.” She nods repeatedly before pointing her weapon at Yelan again. “But don't forget yourself, else I may mistake you for a demon in the future.”

And just like that, Shenhe waddles off. You and Yelan watch as she disappears into the crowds. 

“Is she… always like this?”

“Yeah. And that's why I love her.” You say with a smile. 

Raiden Ei

After millennia of relationship, Ei isn't particularly worried about your loyalty. You have been through thick and thin together, so the bond between your bodies and souls is inseparable. Why, in that case, does she feel jealous, maybe even threatened by Miko? There's just this… vibe about her. She flirts with you whenever she can, working hard to make you laugh or even just smile. Ei knows that she wouldn't contest you, but better safe than sorry. It doesn't help that she tends to be overtly serious or dramatic about it. 

Miko looks on as you descend the Grand Narukami Shrine. Behind her, Ei does so as well. She approaches Miko after a while. 

"You are getting bold, Lady Guuji. Trying to seduce him right before my eyes?" She says, voice low and intimidating.

"Oh. Am I now?" Miko smirks and turns to face her friend. 

Ei lifts up her ring finger, showing an ornament made of Electro-infused gold with intricate carvings.

"Do you know what this means? It means he is mine, and mine alone. So don't try my patience, Miko." 

Miko snickers as Ei's eyes turn pink.

"Of course, almighty Ogosho. I wouldn't want to displease my divine senior after all."

Annoyance doesn't leave the vessels oculars. Miko's getting a little worried when the cold expression on her face doesn't shift. 

"Cool off, Ei. I was merely teasing. No harm done, yes?" 

Ei pouts.

"I hope. For your own safety."

Mona Megistus

"A proud astrologist never gets jealous" is one of the most obvious lies Mona tells you daily. And why does she do that? To clumsily attempt to mask that fact, of course. Whenever you talk with other girls, she makes it her job to keep even a little bit of your attention to herself, by holding your hand or waist. She never openly admits to being jealous, but she does act before thinking quite often. 

"F/N L/N, we need to talk." 

You look up from your lecture to find Mona standing right before you, hands on her hips. 

'Yes?' You ask, closing the book. 

 "Do have something to say to me?" 

Oh boy. Here we go again. 

"Can't you just tell me what's this about once?"

"Ugh, fine! But you better be grateful." She crosses her arms on her chest. "That woman from the church you talked to yesterday? What was that about?" 

You sigh. 

"Mona, listen. We… Oh screw it. Why don't you check what my intentions were in your magic puddle of wisdom, hm?" 

She draws the symbol in the air, and the constellations appear. She starts studying it. 

"Skin color…? Hmph! What a lame way to pick up a girl." 

You stay silent as your girlfriend goes through the reflection. Soon, her face is red from embarrassment.

"And?"

"You really only wanted to ask about her complexion…" She drops the scrygrass and it fades away. Her arms cross again, and she looks down. "I'm sorry, Y/N. I just… Sorry. I… I'm scared you're going to… leave me." 

You get up, and put your arms around Mona, whose cheeks are now running with small tears.

"I'm not going to. I wasn't going to leave you then, I'm not going to leave you now and I won't ever leave you. I love you, Mona." 

She's shuddering lightly. Her voice comes muffled from your shirt and her soft crying. 

"I love you t-too… "

Thanks for reading!

[kisses4lao]

Really super awesome and cool shenhe smut

For my coworker who bought me ice cream in return for a smut. Thank you broski, this is for you

Tw/cw: afab reader, fem pronouns, shenhes very hot and sexy we love her, bdsm? She ties you up with red ropes, degrading, threesome with ice twin, mentions of morax, she threatens to crush you w her thighs its very hot, consent isn't said verbally but rather physically

Not proofread because fuck you

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♧ Being an adventurer from Fontaine, your expectations were high when it came to scenery.

♧ It goes without saying that you had your fair share of dangerous encounters with random enemies. Treasure hoarders and hilichurls being the most common, usually the latter. You had always carried a small pocket knife with you just in case you had run into a sticky situation, but you'd usually run away before it could get out of hand.

♧ After a specific hilichurl encounter made you drop your knife, you had no choice but to climb up the mountain in front of you. Luckily, it wasnt a high climb and hilichurls don't have the brain capacity to follow you up. When you got to the top, you were amazed at the way it was flat at the top, with a large tree in the middle covering what seemed to be a tea table.

♧ As you started to walk around more, you find a small cave. Walking into it would reveal a glowing light and a young woman, seemingly your age. "And who might you be?" She asked, sensing your presence before even turning around. When she did finally meet your eyes, you were at a loss for words. She had this beautiful white hair, flowing down to her hips that was tied in a loose braid, and she was dressed in black fabric that fit her skin perfectly. She looked completely void of emotion and she just stared at you, awaiting an answer.

♧ "Just an adventurer who seemed to come at the wrong time. My sincerest apologies, I'll go now." Before you could start walking away, some sort of clone of the woman appeared in front of you. She seemed to be made of ice and had a talisman coving her face. She stood in the doorway you entered through, blocking your path.

♧ "Not so fast. Not until we're done with you." She says, looking at the figure behind you. "You're not from around here. You make it obvious. I should show you how punishment is served, maybe you'll learn your lesson." She's right in front of you now, looking down on you with her cold, soulless eyes.

♧ The white haired woman grabs a hold of your wrist and roughly pushes you to the ground, her ice twin lifting your hips up, working on getting your traveling gear off your waist. "Careful now, she's fragile."

♧ The Ice clone was done, leaving you in just panties and a bra, completely exposed to the both of them. Now then, where's my rope..." The woman says in a sarcastic tone. Her ice clone looks at her, slowly taking out a large amount of red rope. "Ah, here it is." She says as she gives you the most sinister grin you've ever seen. She begins to tie you up, your legs becoming joint at your thighs and ankles while your arms were bound at your wrists.

♧ "This will make it a much more pleasurable experience for the both of us." The woman says, her ice clone moving to now have you head laying on her thighs. The clone slips her hands under your bra, slowly pinching your nipples and rolling them in her fingers. The white haired woman looked up at your face as she knelt down in front of you, asking for permission. You give a desperate nod as she pulls your panties to the side, making it unbearable with how you can't spread your legs for her more.

♧ She licks a straight stripe up your pussy, making sure to give your clit extra stimulation. She moved her hands, one on your ass while the other slid down your stomach to in-between your thighs. Her hands spreading your legs out as far as possible, which wasn't exactly far, creating tension and friction. She begins to move her thumb at a steady pace as she slid her tongue inside you, slowly tongue fucking you. All this stimulation was too much, having this white haired woman between your thighs while her clone endlessly kneads your tits with her cold hands. You began to moan loudly, the woman between your legs slaps your ass in response, kneading it after to soothe the sting. "Shut it slut. Maybe I really should punish you. Crush you with my thighs, hm? Or would you like that, whore?"

♧ You began to bite your lip so hard it bled, but the woman continues fucking you. Trying to suppress any noise you make is torture, to the point you may actually combust. Arching your back, you can feel the knot in your stomach forming as both women continue to please you in ways you've never been pleased. As the white haired woman tongue fucks your pussy and stimulates your clit, she takes her tongue out and licks her middle and ring finger, slowly inserting them back into your pussy along with her tongue.

♧ After that the knot in your stomach broke, having such an amazing orgasm no amount of pain could stop you from moaning. Both women get up, the white haired woman staring down at you as she wipes her chin. "What would our lord Morax think?" She says in a cocky tone, watching as her ice twin unties you from the rope.

♧ Before you could even get up to get changed, a strange figure shows up in the doorway, casting a shadow on all three of you. It's... A bird? She doesn't look very happy. She sighs and puts her head down. "Seriously Shenhe? Again?" The bird says, leaving you in confusion.

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A/n: eek

[siderealscribblings]

Really interested in that Electro hotness ranking, especially because the only Genshin knowledge I have is pretty much your fanfic series and the lore I've looked up around the characters you've mentioned. So with that said, outta curiosity, what are your favorite Genshin characters and how do you rank their hotness? I need to do more research :D

Man that's like saying the Book of Mormon musical was your intro to Christianity 😂

My fav character list and my thirst tier don't always line up but there's some significant overlap in some areas. In terms of simp tiers it's pretty much as follows (by element, in no particular order and factoring in appearance+personality+X Factors like Neuvillette's gap moe)

As you can see, Geo and Electro come out strong with 6 picks each, with Geo overall having the better guys including the Geo God Arataki Motherfucking Itto himself. Gameplay wise Navia is a monster who regularly deals excess of 100K per shotgun blast and that strongly contributes to her ranking.

Electro is entirely women but it's a solid roster of characters, half of whom are social disasters which only ups their ranking. Gameplay-wise Ei has been on all my teams since I pulled her and is my backup crutch character I break out when I need something to get hit by lightning.

Cryo has some of my favorite designs with Eula, Shenhe, and Kaeya being my standout fav's. Wriothesley is one of my fav Fontaine characters but I can never justify spending primos on him because my Ayaka is already cracked to death.

Hydro has probably my favorite characters+Yelan with Neuvi being a strong pick (gap moe+dragon buff+thigh high boots) and Furina triggering my love of failgirls (she's objectively not a failgirl but she has the aura of one). Childe again has a lot of gap-moe being a cheerful, friendly guy who also wants to fight everything he sees. Mona is Mona...and her second outfit is better than her first, don't fight me on this, you will lose.

Pyro has the character I simp the most for Diluc (the redheaded Batman knockoff with alcohol intolerance). Second 5-star I pulled after Kokomi and used almost as much. Thoma and Yoimiya get major points for personality and Dehya is carried on her design and personality alone. (Arlecchino doesn't make the list because she dresses like she buys her clothes at Bayonetta's rummage sales).

Anemo is strongly led by Jean with Xiao and Kazuha showing up with personality (Kazuha being an ungodly bro and Xiao having the personality of a guard dog). Xianyun gets points for stopping Furina from killing every team she's on with her sentries powered by lifesteal and enables plunge gameplay.

Dendro has a dearth of attractive characters, both of whom are guys. Alhaitham gets major points for being the lazy genius archetype I can't get enough of and Kaveh satisfies my love of bitchy male characters.

The rest range from ehh to no to fuck no in the case of the little characters and Aloy.

[1nterstell4r]

About The Interstellar Travellers...

hello! i'm mod cyno or you can call me yugen!

pronouns

-they/them is what i'm most comfortable with!

interests

-i really like manga so i love to talk about a lot of different series and i'm willing to interact with anyone who wants to talk about it! i also play a lot of video games as well so yk there's that. i really enjoyyy.. writing- obviously.. IDK i don't really have a lot of interests i guess?

fandoms you'll write for?

-genshin, hsr, bsd, & some twst!

what won't you write for?

-i'll write fluff, angst, comfort, whatever. just no nsfw as this is a sfw blog! i'm good with male/female/gn!reader but a lot of times my writing comes out gender neutral.

HAIIIIII! IM MOD SHENHE!! call me nova if you want :)

prounouns

she/her! <3

interests

genshin (coughcough shenhe!!) honkai impact 3rd, and hsr! really any hoyo game lmaoooo. i love roblox and i do bloxburg and dress to impress. i love peircings and tattoos and i currently have a nose ring and i'm getting a naval soon! i really love art and i love to draw and paint. my hyperfixation of like two years now is shenhe (can you tell i love shenhe) and anything shenhe related is sosososososo great.

fandoms you'll write for?

genshin impact, honkai impact 3rd, and hsr! maybe some girl from nowhere and euphoria...

what won't you write for?

if i don't like it i simply wont do it. go crazy with me, but if it's a more graphic request intended for me then specify who u want to write it. i will NOT do smut though because this is a sfw blog so we will not be writing that stuff in this house.

YAYYYYYYYY

Hiii!! I'm ☆ Mod Furina ☆ or I also go by Everest!

prounouns

☆ - She/They or She/Her!

interests

☆ - Ooo well I love literature and ironically enough my favorite book is actually No longer human and could go on for hours talking about it or really any book that interests me! Another things is that I absolutely adore tattoos and tattoo designs, I personally have custom fake ones made for me every couple of months and I just love how they look just in general, and the last things is my current fixation on Percy Jackson specifically the show and when Nico di angelo is coming out!!

fandoms you'll write for?

☆ - Genshin, Twisted Wonderland, Honkai: Star Rail, and Bungo Stray Dogs! But things are subject to change as time progresses!!

what won't you write for?

☆ - Just mainly no NSFW stuff, or incest, or just in general anything illegal!! I'm totally okay with writing fluff, comfort, angst, or basically anything your heart desires!! Also totally okay with Male/Female/Gender Neutral, but if not given a gender in a request it will be Gender Neutral!

[nyxicnymph]

Febru-rarepair-y day seven: Let me help you: Shenmiya

"Oh, hello there!" Naganohara Yoimiya greeted the stranger before her with a smile. "Need something?"

The white haired woman before her looked at the boxes of fireworks, then spoke bluntly, "Let me help you. These are heavy, yes?"

Yoimiya blinked. "I guess? But I'm used to it! After all, it's my job to carry these fireworks around, to set them up, and to set them off!"

The woman shook her head. "You are a guest in the city, and it is my duty to show you hospitality." With that, the woman squatted down and scooped up several boxes before straightening up and walking forward like they weighed nothing. "Ah, my master reminds me to introduce myself when I meet new people. My name is Shenhe. Where do you want these?"

Yoimiya couldn't help but to stare. Shenhe was crazy strong, and Yoimiya was… interested, to say the least. She cleared her mind quickly, not wanting to leave Shenhe standing there waiting for an answer all day.

Though from the looks of it, she probably could.

"I'm Yoimiya! And uh, if you follow me, I can tell you where to set down the boxes, I guess?"

As Yoimiya directed Shenhe, she couldn't help that her eyes kept wandering. She kept tearing them away only for Shenhe to move back into her line of sight and get her staring again.

Yoimiya was going to scream.

Finally, all the boxes had been set out, and there was nothing more for Shenhe to do, and Yoimiya told the woman that. Shenhe acknowledged Yoimiya's statement, but instead of leaving, watched Yoimiya start working on the fireworks. 

Yoimiya could feel her gaze on her as she worked, and she was getting really nervous. So, as politely as she she could, she turned around, and asked Shenhe, "Do you need something?"

Shenhe blinked in surprise. "I am simply watching and learning. But, Ganyu says that it is polite to invite friends to dinner. Would you like to join me?"

Some hours later, Yoimiya found herself dressed up and sitting across from Shenhe, who was also dressed up. Despite how solitary Shenhe seemed, once Yoimiya let go of her worries, the conversation flowed quite well.

Something Yoimiya noticed, though, was that Shenhe didn't smile. She seemed happy enough, and it's not like the dinner went poorly. She just didn't smile. Yoimiya reasoned that maybe Shenhe was one of those people who just didn't smile. Like Kujou Sara.

They went outside to watch the fireworks show as it went off, and at the end, Yoimiya sighed. 

"Another fantastic show. And now I have to go clean it all up and then in a week I'm going back to Inazuma."

"Will we be able to meet another time?" Shenhe asked, a tinge of something sad in her voice.

Yoimiya's heart broke a bit at the sound, and she rushed head over heels to mend the pain she heard from Shenhe. "Yes, of course! We have all week and then! Even when I'm in Inazuma again, we can write letters to each other! How does that sound?"

Shenhe smiled, a little smile, but a smile all the same. It was the most beautiful smile Yoimiya had ever seen.

"That sounds lovely."

-fin-

[pwnyta]

Genshin character Judgement after all these years of playing. I will judge looks, personality, and say my favorite voice! Now with 5-stars, alphabetical order PART 2.

(under the cut)

Definitely a a better looks than Ganyus... Cloud Retainer whats going on with you that your daughters are dressed this way tho... BUT. I love Shenhe. Her story was so good... her song still makes me cry. Its a shame she doesnt exist anymore LMAO.

Her CN and KR voices are best IMO. I dont mind her EN tho.

Cute design but I wish she was a regular Melusine. ALSO HYV sure has the nerve to do a 'RACISM BAD' storyline with her but still fucking refuse to add a playable character with dark skin or a different hair texture... especially in NATLAN which is based on the precolonial Americas and Africa... ITS A CHOICE. Really the only time we see darker skin characters with locs are ENEMIES. Fuck off. Sigewinne this isnt your fault baby close your eyes.

I dont like her EN VA at all but the rest are very cute.

King dripless. My god. Also he was WAAAAY to easily forgiven for what he did... But his personality is fun so I cant hate him.

His EN voice too is kinda goofy... but his other VAs have sexy voices. So good for them.

UGH.

UGHHH His EN VA got replaced because the old one was a creep but they replaced him with such a generic voice it kinda sucked. LMAO. Not as bad as his JP voice tho... why does he sound 12?

Venti my boy. It took me awhile to warm up to Venti but I like him a lot now. I WILL SAY... there a quite a few people who will tear down Zhongli for him and I hate them. To mischaracterize Zhongli to make Venti look better is crazy... for what? VenXiao? Its a choice. Its not Zhonglis fault hes got a better relationship with Xiao... also if Zhongli got people drunk without their consent or brushed aside Barbaras stalkers youd ring his neck.

THAT ALL SAID. Ventis fun. Good guy mostly. Im fairly certain he'll have a 2nd story come Natlan considering his connections to Vanessa.

I dont mind any of his VAs.

Biggest glow up in Genshin history. I kinda dont like that he deleted his misdeeds from the history of the world... BUT.... hes getting better and hes putting in effort to be better so I got over it. He was really great in this Summer event. Wish he wasnt fuckin BLUE tho. Ya know now that I think about how Scara deleted himself from the GI memory I guess thats why Nahida has a digital vibe.. I guess the tree IS like a computer... (I still think its weird) Also I named MY wanderer Galilei! To go with the Bohemian Rapsody theming hes got... also I chose Galilei over Galileo cuz 'Lil Ei' since hes one of Eis puppets. IM SO FUCKING GOOD.

I like his CN voice the best.... WHYD JP GO WITH THAT VOICE THATS SO FUNNY. WTF

Hot. There was a concept design where he had darker skin and an eyepatch... we coulda had it all. But he still looks great. WHAT WAS WITH HIS PAST THO!? WHY IS FONTAINE SO FUCKED UP IDK. ALSO WHY WOULD HE BE GUILTY OF KILLING HIS CHILD MURDERING FOSTER PARENTS?! WTF IS WRONG WITH FONTAINE!? LYNETTE GOT FUCKING SOLD TO SOME CREEPS! THEY ALSO LOCKED UP A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH IN THEIR AND DIED AND WE HAD TO REUNITE THE GRANDDAUGHTER WITH HER GRANDFATHER AND I ONLY JUST REALIZED RIGHT BEFORE AND WAS LIKE 'WAIT A MINUTE IS THIS THAT RANDOM NPCS GRANDDAUGHTER!? IS THE REASON SHE NEVER WROTE HIM BACK CUZ SHE FUCKING DIED?!' and thats exactly what happened. HUGE fridge horror moment for me right before it was revealed in game. LMAO..... .... anyways.

No complaints on the VAs.

MAN I remember seeing her design leaked and being... just infatuated. Shes a rare W vs her concept design which gave her like bellbottoms and I was scared for a moment that THAT might be the design they went with BUT NO! We got THIS. Beautiful. Her personality is also SO fucking cute. Shes so cute. I love that she acts tough until someone is nice to her and she gets all flustered.... Shenhe saying she thought of her and Xianyun being all touched about it... ;w;... But also her badly haggling was so funny and she was cool with that one dude being kinda rude to HER but the minute he doubted Zhongli she got so mad in his defense... Shes so cute... I love her.

EN VA clears. I think she does the best illustrating Xianyuns personality.

My mans Xiao... I thought I wouldnt like him since Im not fond of tsundere characters but hes a good boy. Also hes a Zhongli stan so how can I NOT love him. His quest in the Chasm was particularly good... ;w; the way I cried when Paimon shouted 'XIAO!!!!' LMAO.. that hurt my feelings even though I knew HYV didnt have the balls to kill him.

I think his EN VA sound SUPER petulant mostly but the deranged way he says USELESS and DISAPPEAR!!!! makes me laugh so I dont actually mind it... that said the others all clear him.

I dont like Yae as much as I thought I would when I first saw the Inazuma cast leak... but I still like her and her relationship with Ei (and Gorou) but im not that attached.... like I guess thats sorta how I feel for more of the Inazuma cast TBH.

JP voice clears... I am not immune to ARA ARA

Yelans outfit is so fucking GOOFY. Shes pretty tho... just wish she had better clothes.... Her character is great too but shes probably one of the characters Im LEAST invested in Liyue.

Her EN voice is sexy as hell.

MY FAVORITE INAZUMA GIRL!! The babiest. I love her so much. Shes so damn cute and lovely and her quest with the Aranara was weird... but adorable and I love her. Shes the only bow DPS I even TRIED to pull for. They could never make me hate you Yoimiya!!! Ive loved her from the minute I saw her on the leaked Inazuma cast lineup.

I like her JP voice the best~

AH. Finally... the TRUE BABYGIRLEST. My handsome dad, my beautiful son, MY BEAUTIFUL SUN, MY PRINCESS... MY QUEEN. I love Zhongli so much... I can never leave Genshin no matter how annoyed I get with it because this demon right here. Hes got me by the heartstrings. Like with Navia (GEO STAY WINNING) I know when hes got a part in a story they just cant fuck it up. Hes also dripped out to hell. I hope SOMEDAY we actually get a story about YOU instead of random history... not that I havent enjoyed the blasts from the past (especially Azhdaha my second favorite character) but like... WHAT ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY TELL ME....

I love all of Zhonglis VAs. I like EN and CN the best tho.

---

Again with Natlan I dont know the star rating Im just guessing.

Pretty my guaranteed 5-star... I liked her design a lot more before it was pointed out that her zipper goes all the way up her ass... now her outfit is kinda gross. Also nothing about it really reads like the cultures Natlan takes from so similar to Nahida... Im kinda disappointed. Shed also look better with at least a tan...

Im so surprised people on Twit are obsessed with this design... its so fuckin boring... her animations are super cute tho.

I guess its fine. Like with Nahida... i dont like the weird digital-ness of him. The color palate is pretty great tho. (hed look better with a darker skin tone tho)

Shes so damn hot. A rare W from the Natlan cast. She'd look better with a darker skin tone tho.

UGH.

Capitano.... please... Please look good by the end of your story. I have such a sinking feeling youre Ororon... Please dont be. Id be so disappointed. Hasnt Natlan done enough to disappoint me.... I know you wont be playable if youre the spooky faceless monster I want but at least dont be fucking boring... PLEASE.

[the-travelling-witch]

New pfp! It actually fits really well with your whole star/constellation theme u have! With the blue, I love it

listen, i was so torn between shenhe, furina and ningguang but decided to stick with ning <3 and while i loved the other artwork of hers, since it was all very golden it was hard to tell it was her

also yeah i thought this would fit better + her blue dress is so gorgeous <3

[ithinkinggenshin]

Helloooooo are requests open at the moment? If it is, can I request a female reader wearing a maid dress? Similar to the anon who requested this before, but with Shenhe, Kujou Sara, and Lisa. Thank you!

Her Maid

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Characters: Shenhe, Kujou Sara, Lisa

Pairings: Fem!Reader x ^above characters

Warnings: implied smut- nothing explicit, fem pronouns for reader, shocking, master/servant dynamics

Word count: 1.1k

Synopsis:��"You like what you see?"

Shenhe:

What is that? What are you wearing? Why does she suddenly feel a hunger for you? What is this intense need to see you submit to her, to see you bend at her will? And more than anything. 

How can she keep you for herself? 

These other people. There’s too many of them. No one else should see you like this. This outfit, your body, it’s all for her eyes only. 

You can’t decide between gasping or giggling at your girlfriend’s response. She’s unconsciously gripping her spear to the point that if it were a normal one, you’re more than positive the staff would break. And the way she’s staring at you simultaneously makes you freeze in place and feel like you’re on fire. 

You’d be dead where you stand if looks could kill. 

But she wouldn’t let you die. She’d make sure you stay alive so that she can see you walk around in those tights and heels a little longer. See the way the sleeves lightly squeeze your arms in a way that makes you look even softer. Stare at the little window that shows the dip between your breasts. 

Shenhe loves seeing you in the outfit. 

But now she’s also craving seeing you without it on. 

Kujou Sara:

Completely shocked and flustered. 

She’s aware she’s staring, but she can’t seem to force herself to look away. She tries to talk but only sputters out nonsense. Your poor girlfriend has simply stopped working. When she finally regains a small amount of her composure, she quickly grabs your arm and leads you into her office, locking the door behind her. What were you thinking walking around in public in such an outfit?!

“Wha- what are you wearing?” She manages to say.

You giggle and twirl, the skirt lifting a bit before Sara suddenly grabs you to make you stop. You think it’s funny how flustered your girlfriend is, despite seeing you in much less a few days ago. 

“It’s a maid outfit,” you say simply. 

“Maid? Outfit?” Sara tilts her head quizzically.

“Yep! Girls who are servants to people wear them. Hehe. Can I do anything for you, Master?” 

You see Sara’s throat shift as she gulps. 

“I could clean your office for you or make you some lunch or help you get changed into something more comfortable. Anything for you, Master.” You giggle. 

You’re pretty sure your girlfriend is going to explode from how high her blood pressure is from just listening to you.  

“Ju–Just stay here with me. Okay? I don’t want anyone else seeing you like that.”

“Oh? Are you jealous?”

“Wha! N-No! Stop teasing me!”

You laugh again, “Don’t worry Master. I won’t ever leave you. You own me after all.”

You see Sara’s eyes darken at those words. The hand on your waist tightens and your face is suddenly pressed against your girlfriend’s chest. A low, rumbling grow can be heard inside her. You wiggle in her grasp and gasp when you’re suddenly pushed and backed into the wall. 

“I told you to stop teasing me.”

You put on your best innocent face and bat your eyelashes at Sara, “What do you mean?”

You choke on your next quip as you feel her roughly grab your ass. 

“Do you really want me to spell it out for you?”

You let out a whine and arch your back so you’re pressed against her further. “Please teach me Master.”

Sara reaches behind you and with a click and fwoosh the room is plunged into darkness. She closed the windows behind her, locking them. You grind against her further and openly moan as you feel her hands wander all over your body. You’re pretty sure your outfit is already ruined. 

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. 

Lisa:

You squeak when you feel something shock the exposed skin on your thigh. Lisa’s hand creeps higher and zaps you again, the feeling going straight to your core. 

“Goodness, I’m so glad I got such a pretty helper for the library. You’ll make the boring parts of my job so much more fun.”

She nuzzles against your collarbone, and you try to squirm out of her grasp. 

“m-Miss Lisa…”

“Hm… yes cutie?”

Your words disappear from your mouth as you open it. You’re not even sure if you had something to say to begin with. You fidget awkwardly on your superior’s lap. You’re pretty sure you should be working right now, but Lisa has a tight grip on your thigh, nails right on the seam of your underwear. Her other hand is crawling up your back, teasing the zipper on the back of your dress. 

“Awww. Did my adorable little maid just forget what she was going to say? Don’t worry, you look cute when you’re lost.”

This time the shock comes from the back of your neck. You jerk forward and end up face to face with your delighted mistress. 

“Oh darling, I’m going to love playing with you. Now, go finish your work and make sure to stay where I can see you.”

You nod and slowly stand up, careful to not collapse under shaky legs. You support yourself on a nearby rolling cart. Once you’re certain you won’t just fall over at the first step, you push the cart of books over to the shelf in front of Lisa’s desk. You start shelving them, taking a few at a time and sliding them into place. It’s going smoothly until you feel another sudden shock, causing you to drop the books in your hands. 

“Careful cutie. Make sure to treat these books carefully.”

You gulp and nod. The atmosphere seems to become more humid and tense. 

“Sorry Miss Lisa,” you apologize quietly. You bend to pick them up, but suddenly freeze when you feel hands running along your back. 

“You know…” Lisa mutters, “I was lying when I said you had to wear a maid uniform for this job.”

You feel your face burning.

“But you should keep wearing this outfit anyway.” You gasp as you feel her hands run lower and whine when her touch is suddenly gone. You look back, to see Lisa already back in her seat. 

“Go slow, cutie. I’m enjoying the view.” 

You don’t think any of this is appropriate, but you still comply, slowly bending at the waist further, reaching down to pick up each book. You repeat this process for each book that fell, even going so far as to kneel and put your head to the floor to check and make sure none fell underneath the shelves. 

You hear a soft squishing sound behind you and a soft moaning of your name. 

The air is even more electrified now. 

You wonder if everyday is going to be like this. 

[sumeru-academy]

Puppy love.

synopsis: they get jealous over a kid that has a crush on you.

character(s): ganyu, shenhe, eula. (separate)

warning(s): mild jealousy, cuteness, fluffiness, they love you so much <3

note(s): female reader (salmon are such respectable animals. they swim about 900 miles and climb nearly 7,000 feet upstream just so they could lay their eggs! isn’t that amazing?? i sure think so).

⎯⎯mod angel 🎐

GANYU

“Ganyu! My wife! My beautiful wife! I missed you!”

You grinned up at the building that your beloved Ganyu worked at for most of her days, and watched as her face exploded into a fiery crimson that rivaled even the strongest of pyro users. She smiled bashfully and timidly made her way down the stairs whilst covering her face in embarrassment. Taking slow, leisurely steps before inevitably failing to conceal her excitement and rushing down the last few in order to fly into your arms. 

“Y/N!”

Although not one for PDA, Ganyu was more than happy to indulge in your touch after a long day from work. Smothering her face into the crook of your neck while sighing, “I missed you too...” in a whisper that was quieter than a summer breeze itself.

“Let’s go home now, hm? It’s getting late and I don’t want you falling asleep mid-walk again...like last time.” Teasing her lightly with the flick of a finger, you watched your wife’s face burn pyro again before fizzling out like a fire extinguisher. “I...I am still sorry about that.” Your wife mumbled before turning away in embarrassment. “I don’t know what came over me that night.”

Chuckling at how shy your wife had gotten even after all these years of being together, you held onto her arm and nudged her shoulder. “Don’t be. I still love you no matter what. Even if I have to carry you on my back all the way home.”

She went quiet after this and the two of you enjoyed a comfortable walk home together in the atmosphere of chirping crickets and dimly lit lanterns. The night being a peaceful way to spend time with your beloved, only for something --or rather, someone-- to collide into your stomach with a force compared to that of a tiny child. 

Maybe...because it was a tiny child. 

“Ah!”

“Woah--” the little girl before you nearly stumbled back in surprise if you hadn’t caught her in time. The two of you now kneeling on the floor as your wife gasped in surprise at the sudden situation. “Are you two alright?” she asked, kneeling down with the two of you and watching as you gently checked the girl for injuries. Her eyes slowly blinking open and adjusting to her surroundings. 

“Uh...yeah...I think I’m alri...” when she finally opened her eyes fully and caught glimpse of you worriedly staring back at her, she paused and sat there with wide, unblinking eyes in a mixture of awe and amazement. “I...wow. You’re pretty ma’am!”

She suddenly grinned whilst the two of you were caught off guard. 

“Oh, why thank you! I moisturize daily,” you smiled, helping the little girl to her feet and dusting off any dirt on her dress. “Where are your parents little one?”

“At home. Can I take you with me?”

“Uh--”

Both you and Ganyu were both confused as to what this little girl was talking about. Take you home? Like a pet?

“Ah...I’m afraid she can’t do that--” your wife was interrupted when the girl suddenly grabbed your hand, her face showing that she definitely did not anticipate that. “I...what’re you--!”

“Please come home with me misses! You’re really pretty and I’d really like to keep you!” the girl started tugging you away by the sleeve towards what you assumed was the direction of her house, but wasn’t really doing anything considering that well, you were an adult and she was just a child. “We can have tea parties, play with my dolls, and we can even get married in my princess castle!”

“M-Married?!”

You suddenly felt another tug on your other arm. Ganyu now pulling on you too and basically making you into a human tug-of-war rope. 

“G-Ganyu?!”

“You can’t take her!”

Her cheeks puffed up in frustration as if she were a toddler refusing to share a toy. You had never seen such childish jealousy coming from your wife before, and it was cute, but you could see that it was taking a toll on her energy as she was starting to get tired just from getting so worked up. 

“Ah, Ganyu, let me handle this, okay? I promise she won’t take me away. I promise.”

“...Alright.”

Reluctantly letting you go, you were pulled to the side of the little girl’s, and kneeled down in front of her calmly. “Hey, little one...I’m afraid I can’t go home with you right now. You see, I belong with someone else.”

“Huh?”

You smiled and gestured to your wife behind you, who was still puffing red and fizzling with jealousy. “That’s the person I belong to. She’s already taken me a while ago, so I belong to her and will go home to her. You are a very beautiful young girl however, and I’m sure you will be able to find someone when you’re older.”

Patting the top of her head, the girl huffed and nodded reluctantly. “Okay...” she mumbled, backing up before bowing in apologies. “I’m sorry miss, and I’m sorry miss’s taker. I...I hope you have a nice night.”

Bowing once more, the child scurried off and after a few more seconds, didn’t seem too bothered by the rejection. Relieving both you and Ganyu as you didn’t want to deal with a crying child this late into the hour. 

“Ah, phew, are you alright now Gany--” you stumbled to catch your wife as she fell over onto you in drowsiness. The woman murmuring with sleep-deprived eyes while trying to keep her wobbling legs upright. 

“Yes...I am alright now, but...” she huffed shyly and struggled to stand up, “It seems that I have exhausted all of my energy into anger. I am sorry, my love...”

You only giggled into her hair and pressed a soft kiss to her temple, turning over so that she could effectively slouch herself onto your back. “That’s okay, because like I said before,”

Ganyu sighed and murmured the rest of the sentence against the skin of your neck. A smile planted on her sleepy lips. 

“You love me no matter what.”

SHENHE

“Y/N. It appears that someone is at the door.”

“Oh I’ll go get it. That must be Qianfan!”

“Qianfan? The guest?”

You suddenly opened the door to you and Shenhe’s shared residential space to reveal a young boy that appeared to be around 6-7 years old. His --what Shenhe assumed to be-- mother standing right beside him with her hands squared upon his shoulders. “Thank you for agreeing to take care of him, Miss Y/N, I’ll be back in the afternoon.”

“No problem! Your son is in great hands, ma’am!”

With the two women shaking their hands at the door and discussing all the proper essentials to taking care of the young boy, Qianfan wandered about inside the house. Looking at all the various weapons and knick knacks the couple had scattered about their home, before eventually locking eyes with the adepti student herself. 

“Who are you?”

The question cut through Shenhe like a knife through butter. Caught off guard by the sudden questioning of this young child, and having no experience in dealing with such fragile and innocent youth. 

“I...I am--”

“Shenhe!” her head snapped towards the voice of her beautiful partner, “I’ve already told you about this yesterday, but this is Qianfan! He is the son of a family friend and I agreed to babysit him for the morning while his mother went out for work.”

“Babysit? I’m not a baby!” Qianfan frowned, crossing his arms as if that’d help his case. 

“Oh but Qianfan you’d always be a baby in my eyes,” you teasingly pinched both his cheeks and laughed when he started fussing over how embarrassing it was. “Miss Y/N! I’m a man now! A whole six and a half year old man!”

Shenhe tilted her head at this statement as she did not think a six and a half year old boy would classify as a man. 

“Ah alright, then you’re a little man Qianfan,” you teased, ruffling his hair. “Shenhe, I’m going to go start preparing breakfast now. Why don’t you and Qianfan get to know one another while you wait.”

You blew her a kiss causing the adepti prodigy to smile, only to stop once she felt Qianfan start to play with her weapon from behind. “Is this a sword?” he asked curiously, poking at the handle like it were some kind of bug. “Polearm.” She responded, casually shifting the dangerous weapon away for fear that the child might injure himself. 

“Polearm? Your arm isn’t a pole!” Qianfan then prodded at your girlfriend’s arm as she looked somewhat confused as to what this young child was doing. 

“That is not what I mean--”

“Oh!” 

Suddenly distracted by something else, Qianfan rushed over to a little jewelry box you had in the corner of the living room and popped it open to see all the pretty jewels inside. 

“I don’t think Y/N would like you touching--”

“Ooh a ring! Hey, do you know if Miss Y/N is married yet?”

The abrupt question caused Shenhe to freeze in place. The young boy suddenly pulling out a Ring Pop from his sweater pocket and raising it in the air as if it were some sort of blessed object. “Because I plan to ask for Miss Y/N’s hand today! She’s so pretty and kind and and--”

The rest of his words blurred out as all Shenhe could think was...

Someone else wanted to marry you.

‘No, I will not lose Y/N to a mere child.’ she rushed over to Qianfan and stood tall over him. Bitter jealousy overcoming her and showing in her glossed over eyes. ‘I will gladly fight to the death for Y/N’s hand. You will not stand in my way.’

“I want to marry Y/N too!” she suddenly blurted out, now blushing since she was overcome with emotion. “If you want her hand in marriage, you’d have to fight me to the death!”

“The death?!” Qianfan gasped. 

“What’s going on in here? I heard shouting...” you suddenly hurried into the room and saw Shenhe standing over Qianfan like an aggressive giraffe. “Shenhe?”

“Qianfan has revealed that he intends to marry you but I refuse. I want to marry you as well.” Shenhe rushed over and grasped your hands. “Please marry me.”

“Right now?!” this was not how you expected she’d propose. “Ah...he’s just a child, Shenhe. I would never accept a proposal from someone so young.”

“I’m a man!” Qianfan called from across the room. 

“Ignore him,” you spoke softly, intertwining your fingers with Shenhe’s. “If you are jealous, my love, then just say so. I will not be upset.”

“Jealous? Over a child?” Shenhe frowned. “I could never be.”

“Oh but you do sound like it,” you giggled, “But for clarification, there is no one I’d rather be with than you.”

“So...is that a yes then?” Shenhe’s eyes sparkled with hope, causing you to chuckle. 

“Despite catching me quite off guard, yes. I will always be with you, Shenhe.”

EULA LAWRENCE

Eula sneezed when the two of you passed by a particular pot of Mondstadt flowers being sold near a flower stall. The aristocratic woman looking bashful for a moment after doing something so “unladylike” in front of her prized lover. 

“Bless you, darling.” You smiled gently. 

“Thank you dearest,” Eula looked away for a moment in shame, “I apologize. It seems that there is some pollen in the air which triggered some springtime allergies.”

“Don’t worry too much about it Eula, your sneeze is cute.”

“Wh-What--”

“Excuse me!” you suddenly felt a small tug on your sleeve and looked down to see a young child. “I bought these for you, pretty lady!”

They shoved a small bouquet of flowers from that particular flower stall, and Eula started sneezing like no tomorrow. “P-Pardon me-- a-achoo!” she covered her mouth in embarrassment and turned away to try and keep the noise to a minimum. “Excus-- achoo!”

“Eula--!”

“Do you like them miss?” the child tugged on your sleeve again and you had no choice but to accept the flowers. “Ah, yes, they are very beautiful. Thank you.”

“Hehe, I’m glad! Our wedding will have these everywhere then!”

...whAt.

Eula’s eyes snapped open and she whirled her head towards the direction of the kid. “I beg your pardon?” She couldn’t believe what she had just heard. “I said our wedding will have these everywhere then! But...you seem to be allergic to them miss...hm...” the child hummed in thought as Eula tried her very best to repress her sneezing, “Oh! I know! You can wear a mask to our wedding! I’ll allow it.”

“Your wedding?” Uh oh. Eula sounded annoyed. 

“Well...who else would this beautiful woman be wedded to? You?”

“You don’t even know her name!”

Eula’s voice was getting higher and higher, attracting the attention of ongoing bystanders. “E-Eula!” you gently wrapped your arms around hers and pulled her away from the child for a moment. Handing them the bouquet so that Eula could stop sneezing for a few precious moments. “It’s not worth getting riled up over. They’re just a child, they don’t know any better.”

“I...” Eula paused for a moment before realizing what she had just done. “Oh...oh dear. Please pardon my childishness Y/N, I was a fool to get so worked up.”

“It’s alright darling, as long as it doesn’t escalate--”

“Are you her wife?” the child pointed to Eula in a sudden yet blunt manner. The two of you caught off guard as you had assumed that they would’ve left by now. “Er...no. Not yet...” Eula blushed at the accusation and seemed to be regretting not putting a ring on you sooner.  

“Not yet? So Miss...Y/N was it?” Oh no. They’ve figured out your name. “Your hand is till open for marriage?”

“I--”

“Yes, and it is mine for the taking,” Eula interrupted, trying to keep her irritation under control. 

“Not for long!” The child suddenly whipped out a stick from nowhere! “I challenge you, Miss Eula! To a duel for Miss Y/N’s hand in marriage!”

WHAT.

“I accept.”

W H A T .

Suddenly, Eula produced her own stick from nowhere and brandished it as if it were a sword. “You stake your claim and I wish to defend my lady from it. A duel to the death for this maiden’s hand!”

“Eula this really isn’t necessary--”

And then the two rushed at each other with raised sticks. Batting at each other like untrained knights since the child was well, a child, and Eula was trying to hold back on accidentally stabbing the kid. 

“I shall protect my lady from any and all suitors who wish for her hand! Only I shall have that hand!”

Now having attracted a small crowd, everyone watched as one of the Knights of Favonius dueled with a young child with nothing more than pairs of sticks found on the ground. It was, so, so ridiculously cute, and you couldn’t help but let out a laugh at how dorky Eula was being. 

“Haha! I’ve made the maiden laugh! She clearly favors me then!” Eula smirked confidently at your sound of laughter and put her hands on her hips. Leaving an open opportunity for the young child to run around Eula and strike her in the back with their stick. 

“Gotcha!”

“Gah! I’ve been hit!” Falling to her knees in front of you, she smiled and watched as the child whooped around in victory. “My lady...I am dying...please revive me with a kiss of true love!”

“Okayyy Eula, you’re overdoing it.” You giggled and kneeled down in front of your lover, kissing her temple for her brave efforts, “But, for my brave knight. I shall indulge in your victories as a reward.”

“I lost on purpose in case you couldn’t tell.”

“Yes darling, I could tell,” you chuckled and helped her up to her feet, “Even though you lost, my heart will still belong to you.”

“Good.” Eula turned around to catch a glimpse of the child still whooping and hollering, chuckling to herself before bringing you close to her chest. 

“Though, perhaps I should marry you soon before the others get to it.”

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hello, could you do a shenhe and ganyu injury fluff or family fluff? (you can choose whichever one you think would be easier to write or more fun) ^^

Injury fluff with Shenhe and Ganyu

A/N: Hello, anon! I hope you like this one. The fluff turned into hurt/comfort with Ganyu, as she's just too precious for this world ^^. Enjoy!

CW: Male!Reader, Shenhe may be a bit OOC.

Shenhe

You peek out from behind the corner. Your girlfriend, Shenhe, rests on the living room couch. Her eyes are glued to the book she’s reading. A perfect opportunity. 

Ever so carefully, you place quiet steps on the wooden floor. You manage to stealth your way to the kitchen. With a sigh of relief, you relax your legs. Only the sting of your slashed arm reminds you of what you have to do. 

You slowly open the cupboard, hoping to find the familiar blue package full of bandages and gauzes. Yet as you scan the contents of the furniture you can’t seem to get a visual match. You get on your tip-toes to see over the largest boxes of various medicines. Your search ends up bearing no discoveries, so you lower yourself to the floor. 

You gasp, startled, as your healthy shoulder touches Shenhe’s cleavage. 

“S-shenhe?” You ask shakily, turning to face her. She looks unamused.

“And why exactly did you want to stay quiet, my love?”

You smile awkwardly, and start scratching the back of your head. 

“I… well, it’s kind of silly.”

“Go on. “ She crosses her arms on her chest. 

“I got a little wounded on my previous commission, nothing much. I didn’t want to worry you.”

Upon hearing the word ‘injury’, Shenhe quickly steps closer. She begins bombarding you with questions. 

“Where? How deep? Who did this to you?” She moves your shirt aside to check for any serious damage. You manage to gently stop her with your hands. 

“That’s precisely why I wanted to keep this a secret, Shenhe. No, it’s not serious. It does hurt, though. “ You suddenly remember what you came here for. “Shenhe, have you seen the bandages?”

“I won’t tell you where they are unless you answer my questions.”

You know what’s coming. 

“Where are the people who did this?” She asks, and you sigh. 

“They got payback. They won’t trouble me any further, Shenhe. You can relax.”

“Are you certain of that?” Her winter eyes scan yours for any signs of a lie. 

“Shenhe, listen. Those were Hilichurls - they just surprised me, that's all.”

“Where are they, Y/N?” She doesn’t back down. 

“Six feet under.” You finally give in, and Shenhe smiles. When she learned about this saying, she couldn’t get enough of it. 

“Good, as they should. Nobody hurts Y/N and gets away with it. Now, let’s look for those dressings. “

Ganyu

“Hello, my love!”

You close the door behind you, and look into your living room. It’s very clean, yet something is missing. After a short moment, you hear Ganyu’s footsteps draw closer to the hall. You come out to greet her. Upon seeing you, she scurries right to your side, and envelops you in a tight hug. You hiss, and she pulls away quickly. She looks up at your face, concern painted across her features. 

“Are you alright, Y/N?”

“Yes, yes, just a little… sore, is all.” you put your spear up against the wall, doing so with your shield as well.

“H-here, let me help…”

Her smaller hands, with lots of experience in helping you get rid of all that armor, make short work of all the straps and buckles holding up the plates. Before long, you stand before her only in a damaged shirt, revealing a large and dirty bandage all across your stomach. Ganyu’s hands move up to cover her mouth when she sees this.

“Archons, Y/N… is it bad? Does it hurt?”

“Heh, a little. But it’s nothing I can’t handle. I would be really grateful if you helped me clean it up, though.”

Ganyu motions at the couch, urging you to sit down. She rushes to the kitchen to pick up the first aid materials. It’s far from your first return home with injuries, and Ganyu has been always prepared so far. You remove the remains of your shirt when she gets back, taking a seat beside you. She quickly moves to work, slowly unwrapping the bandages. Seeing her concern, you try to distract her mind a little. 

“How has your day been, Ganyu?”

“Oh? Well, nothing exciting to talk about. I just did work for the Qixing as usual. How about you, my love?”

“Fighting. That’s all I’ve been doing today. We took a trip to the Chasm to clear out the bandits and monsters a little. Not much, all in all. “

Ganyu only furrows her brow, not providing much of a response. The silence continues as she tends to the injury, muttering something about your carelessness once in a while. She is overall much quieter than usual. Most of the time, your wife would say simple things or just nod along while you explained what undertakings you got on to that day. Today, however, she seems much more pensive. A frown rests on her face, and her fingers stumble occasionally.

“Ganyu, is something on your mind?” You ask, taking a closer look at her focused face. 

You notice a glint of tears in her eyes. 

You quickly rise up, hissing at the pain this caused. You gently grab her cheeks, and tilt her head towards yours. She is indeed crying quietly, her eyes avoiding yours. 

Your heart clenches at the sight. 

“Hey, Ganyu. What’s wrong? Please, talk to me…”

“This i-injury… is very serious. I-if it would be a little to the left you would surely… d-die.”

She looks up at you. In her beautiful, pinkish-purple eyes you see what only could be described as pain. She runs her sleeve across her face, drying up some of the tears. 

“Y/N… I was in the market place in the a-afternoon, and I saw a t-transport… o-of…” She starts sobbing quietly. 

“A transport? Of what?”

“B-bodies… from the C-chasm…”

Unable to bear her sadness, you pull her closer. She digs her horned head into your shoulder, arms circling around your neck and hugging you tightly. You gently stroke her hair and hush her quietly.

“Were you afraid of… finding me there among them?” You ask softly.

“Y-yes.” She sniffles, embracing you even tighter. 

You let her cry into your shoulder for a while. As you whisper soft, comforting words into her ears you feel her trembling quiet down. You move to gently rubbing her horns, just the way she showed you hundreds of years ago. 

“I may be there one day. But it won’t be anytime soon.” She looks up at you, and your gazes meet. “I’m here today, and that’s what counts, yes?”

She lowers her head down onto your chest, and she nods slightly. You continue massaging her horns. After a short time, you feel her relax completely into your embrace. You lie with her for a minute, focusing on the comforting movements of her chest against yours as she breathes. You can feel her heartbeat slow down at last. 

Yet your injury still aches. Guess it was as bad as she said, huh. 

Summoning your utmost gentleness and care, you place her sleeping figure on the couch, very wary of waking her up. She gets little sleep because of work, so she deserves every minute of it to be undisturbed. You smile to yourself. 

With your visit, you surely messed up her schedule for the day. 

You pick up the dressings from the floor, and study them closely.

“Alright, now how do I tie this bandage…”

Thanks for reading!

[rouzuchan]

Hi! I read your "Teru Minamoto has an S/O based on Kamisato Ayaka & Hutao" and I really enjoyed it :)) Can you make a Sangonomiya Kokomi or Shenhe based one?

I'm sorry this took longer than anticipated. (┬┬﹏┬┬) I'll be doing Kokomi since I wish to save Shenhe for later. Also, Tumblr, I will strangle you in the f**king neck! I almost lost this request because of some saving issues >:(

Teru Minamoto with Sangonomiya Kokomi!Reader (Genshin Impact)

𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈(𝐬): Teru Minamoto x F!Reader (ʏᴏᴜ/ʏᴏᴜʀ) 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: short drabble; bulleted headcanons (general and relationship); fluff 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: the reader is a part of the student council

Your family owned a shrine that worshiped Watatsumi, the God of the Sea. And you were next in line to inherit the tradition. Of course, you were proud and honored, but you were never keen on becoming a priestess. 

You were still a high school student, in your second year of Kamome Academy. And as someone who comes from a renowned family, the pressure was on. 

However, taking on this role would mean you could lead your community. You weren’t looking forward to the burden, but, for the sake of the people, you did your best in school and in training.

Maybe that’s why Teru was so drawn to you. The way you carry and present yourself with elegance and empathy, pulling everyone at ease with upcoming exams and events. You were just like him, placed upon a pedestal by all of Kamome, expecting the greatest from your efforts.

Once he got to know you better when that claim was correct.

Teru entered the Student Council office to retrieve some papers that the staff was requesting. He almost brushed past the dozing maiden on the other side of his desk. 

The seeping sunlight illuminated your slumbering figure, chin resting on your perched-up palm. Underneath you were unfinished files of this month’s financial reports, the pencil resting on your fingers marking the page.

He shook his head, he took the paper and pencil, with the stack on the side. He walked over to the couch and grabbed a throw pillow, sliding it between your head. You dozed deeper, your short breaths finally relaxing and slowing with serenity. 

Teru’s admiration hasn’t faltered. Of course, you’d be burnt out from all the effort you were doing. Once you were announced as the vice president of the student council, you tried tirelessly to take the majority of his workload. He knew you only wished to prove yourself worthy of a title, but, like any other human being, we forget to take care of ourselves when facing our adversaries.  He took the pile of papers and began to work. He copied the reports onto the page in a swift manner. When the table was complete, he placed it on your desk. ‘Sleep well, your excellency.’

From that day forward, Teru made sure to look out for you more often. Checking for signs of drowsiness and discomfort. 

As you continue to stick around him, you’ll notice his facade as well. You were eager to help him with any duties, which he appreciated lots, but didn't want to trouble you.

Fast forward: He confesses, you accept, y’all are a couple now.

I feel like because of your reputation, the students were anticipating some romantic relationships between you and Mr. Prince Charming. You let them continue with their theatrics.

Finding out about your love for sea creatures, especially fishes, Teru takes you to the aquarium for your first date. You both had an amazing time, especially Teru who learned many facts about sea life. You practically acted as his personal tour guide.

He never expected you to be so tactical. You both were playing chess, and you won by a landslide. But, he knew he was evitable to defeat.

Occasionally, you and Teru do your business in the library, great excuse to scope some new novels to read. He’s always surprised how straight your face is throughout your reading, even to plot twists. Were you already expecting it? He wonders most of the time.

Tiara ADORES YOU. 110%.

You had an aura and looks of a mermaid princess from her storybooks! You accompany her in dress-ups and tea parties she’d host.

Teru would melt at the sight of you and his little sister bonding. He'd participate in the role of the prince in love with the mermaid, he gets too into character if you were honest. But, how can you blame him?

As his older brother’s significant other, Kou swears to protect you if any supernaturals dare to attack you. Seems familiar? 🐶

When learning about the troubles and burdens you both carried, you acted as each other’s emotional and mental support. When days seemed slow and tiresome, you’d lean on each other and bask in the silence and comfort. 

His turmoil of supernaturals… you didn’t expect the composed Minamoto to have inhabited such rage, it almost scared you. But, you never had strong opinions on supernaturals, nor did you wish to be entangled by them. So, regrettably, you stepped aside.

But, being raised in a divine lineage, you knew a thing or two of exorcism. That’s why you sneak into some mysterious corners of the school and exorcize a couple of them to ease his workload, as always.

He caught you in the act but was more concerned if you were injured. I mean, you were born into a family guujis. Of course, you’d know about supernaturals and exorcism.

That night, you assisted him in clearing the area. Your divine waves make great synergy with his lightning, a power that could seemingly wipe out the Seven Mysteries.

No matter how the tides change and roar, you always pick Teru's side, as his vice president and significant other.

[haruniki]

Haunted House

what's it like in a haunted house with them- Genshin Impact pt. 1

Characters: Hu Tao, Shenhe, Beidou, Ningguang

a/n: this is part of my Halloween event!! you can find it here! I will do my best to update it as i write characters!

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Hu Tao

Probably not the best to go to a haunted house with

Hu Tao enjoys going to them! It's the most popular date option during October for the both of you.

Loves dressing up and going to them! She prefers matching costumes too! You've both ghost, zombies, and vampires before!

Scares the scarers back

Has been banned for some haunted houses for being too scary

Her favorite part of the haunted houses is going ahead of you and hiding, waiting for you to approach

And when you get close, she jumps out to give you a scare

"BOO!! Hahaha! You should see the look on your face! You're as pale as a ghost! Hmm? Aw, come on, don't give me that face, you know i was just joking right? Come here for moment."

Gives you as many hugs and kisses as she can because she feels bad about spooking you, only a little bit though!

Shenhe

Doesn't really understand them

She still goes to them, not because she wants to protect or anything, just wants to experience it

Shenhe most definitely doesn't get scared, mostly just confused by some of the decorations or costumes of the scarers

Tries to eat a fake spider

If you get scared and grab onto her, she turns beet red

Doesn't dress up but she might if you beg her too

She'd most likely just wear a witch hat or the devil horn headband

Keeps a hold on you so you don't get lost or wonder off

Somehow, she wonders off herself and now there's people looking for you to come collect your girlfriend

"..." "So how did you- " " I would rather not speak about.."

Overall, Shenhe will protect you and comfort you if you get too scared! Just be a bit careful about showing too much affection, she might over heat!

Beidou

Objectively one of the funniest ones to go to a haunted house with

She'd boast about how you can grab on to her if get scared and the first jumpscare to happen, she'd jump in surprise (totally not scared at all)

Tries to laugh it off and say it was just a fluke

A lot more careful to pay more attention to her surroundings afterwards

I think Beidou would wear a costume to these but like a really funny one. Like a banana costume or something similar

holds on to your waist and holds you close to her so you don't get lost through the haunted house

If she feels you flinch at anything, she tightens her grip just a bit and pulls you into her side a bit

cracks jokes if things are too dense

if it gets too boring, Beidou will start a eye spy game to see how many random decorations you both can find

steals a spider decorations

"So, we might need to run back to ship." "what? why?" " heh, i may have stolen a decoration."

Cue to you both running

atleast you both have a new decoration for the crux

Lifts you up so you can place it up above the captain cabinet door.

Also gives you a very passionate kiss to make up for making you run

Ningguang

absolute queen

takes getting frightened like a champ, and laughs it off with pride and joy

Doesn't dress in a costume but does wear a nice outfit to go with the theme of the evening

Was mostly invite to it as a guest for a fundraiser or something similar

Thoroughly enjoys watching you interact with everything, and smiles gently when you get spooked by something

Ningguang keeps a hand on the small of your back so she can wrap her arm around should the need arise

Might get annoyed if people walking by gawk at the both of you

Might have to schedule a private visit for just the both of you

Enjoys the decorations and the ambience of it all

Afterwards, she definitely takes you out to eat foods that match the season.

"My gem, are you enjoying yourself? I should've tried to schedule a private event for us, i wasn't expecting so many people. "

Afterwards, Ningguang takes you back to the jade chamber for a bit of pampering and quality time together