#i should be editing a magazine

[chipthekeeper]

in honor of the facial expressions poll, a post I've been meaning to make for forever:

Which Vel are you today?

and the alternate version......

Which Vel are you today?

[dekariosclan]

Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

[odeu-m]

thing for @celestialalpacaron's overlord husk au

closeups under the cut

[arcanespillo]

Honcho zines and that butt ass naked dude looks like young Ewan McGregor

[backslashdelta]

@gleesource's 500 followers celebration day 3: Artie Abrams

[knowthatiloveyou]

BTS video from Hannah Waddingham's photoshoot for People Magazine's "The Beautiful Issue" May 2024

[ratwithhands]

i wonder when anyone is going to tell the league (in Battle Addict au) that straight jackets are actually pretty bad at keeping people actually restrained when they can think clearly hruoiehgboerhg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivuuJxX1hXg (when praciced, its even easier to get out of than shown here lol)) but this au is incredibly interesting! fascinating looking at how the public reacts to things in the extreme and how the people who they target suffer for it, and how much misinformation is spread. really got me curious how they sped their time and how this effects emmets mental state. it cant be easy with everyone acting like hes a monster. and while ingo doesn't get the majority of the attention- if must be so hard to see his brother suffering like this. and im sure he isn't spared so scorn as well. really really fascinating- and a verrrry clear reminder of what people used to think mental disorders were like and how people with them were treated.

Funny thing: that’s partially why there’s some minor edits to Emmet’s straitjacket. There’s a narrow bar that his arms have to slot through, as well as a set of belts tied to his upper arms to keep them from moving too far from resting position. Homeboy weaseled out of the first one after like two weeks and they said "ok do it again this time mf" and handed him the new one.

The league would probably put Emmet on "leave" (house arrest) if they saw him get out of another one/realize the strait wouldn't work. That is probably what's keeping him from breaking out more than the actual jacket is.

As for mental state,

The household is certainly seeing more absences and mental health days. The worst part about the diagnosis for Emmet is that everything he used to enjoy has lost its worth because any time he sits down to study, he's just proving he is crazy and battle obsessed. He forces himself out of his old habits but he doesn't have anything to fill the void so he's stuck in a perpetual state of being exhausted and disinterested. Ingo may or may not be subconsciously picking up these beliefs as well

Thank you for your ask! Took a while to respond cause of school, but I do hope to outline more about their lives and habits when I get free time. I gotta run though, so see you guys later ^^

[vamptits]

wipe away those tears of blood again

this look made me absolutely sick in the head and i could not rest until these were done.

other shows (x)

[widowshill]

1966 Sears Roebuck & Co. Christmas Catalog, page 6

[raiiny-bay]

just had the sudden urge to revisit the bandAU

[kyouka-supremacy]

Your new banner is so cute I would buy a physical copy if it was an actual game 😭

Thought process was entirely: Atsushi turns one corner, sees Kyouka and his wallet becomes empty again; turns another corner, and his leg is surrendered as is their habitual mating ritual when seeing each other (just sskk being sskk); turns ANOTHER corner, and he's met with the traumatized kid who will give him trauma in return; turns a final corner, and he's greeted by the dude he saw falling off a mechanical whale a few seasons ago, then he reaches his mentor :>

No, don't do this to me……… [Crumbles under the effort that not going to animate this right this second takes]

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

Hey,

Sleep Token fans (of which I am included)!

Let's look at something interesting today! No new pictures, but we'll probably get those tomorrow and Saturday!

No, no, let's look at something really, really interesting that I'm sure we can allllll relate to!

I am sure we all saw this and still all see it.

Now, we have five (5) days left in July! Five! This hasn't changed, nor have I received an email about any updates on this! But what I have received is a lot of, really, nothing from them!

Now!

AHEM.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Well, isn't Trustpilot open to all? There's no moderation, so maybe, oh, not trustworthy (there's a pun there, but I'm too sleepy) or something. But, with consistent reviews, like these...(and many more in the link above to look through on your own)

You can't help but wonder!

So, yeah, maybe a shit company for consumers. Especially with policies like this: "We hold NO RESPONSIBILITY for MAGAZINES that may be damaged, confiscated, or not delivered. All sales are final, if shipped."

Because isn't THAT fun. But the keywords there are "IF shipped".

Oh, and Terms of Service, silly me, why didn't I just read the "We are not responsible if information made available on this site is not accurate, complete or current. The material on this site is provided for general information only and should not be relied upon or used as the sole basis for making decisions without consulting primary, more accurate, more complete or more timely sources of information. Any reliance on the material on this site is at your own risk. [...] We reserve the right to modify the contents of this site at any time, but we have no obligation to update any information on our site."

You know, gosh, I should have expected that! Why not just lie then and say "Coming Soon" like new movies on DVDs! At least then I'd have lower expectations than I have now, which are, in fact, at the bottom of the ocean!

"We do not guarantee, represent or warrant that your use of our service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free."

I mean, wow, no shit, I would have never guessed!

So, anyway, do I have a solution? Nope, I'm still at the level of creative violence that we all know and love! Their customer service is known to be shit, but below, I've listed it along with their Twitter and Instagram.

Revolver Shop Customer Service

shop@revolvermag.com

Revolver Magazine Twitter

https://twitter.com/Revolvermag?s=20

Revolver Magazine Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/revolvermag/

Overall, shitty company! I hope this isn't just a scam or the wait is over a year. I hope we get our magazine and the other variant or whatever you purchased without it being of terrible quality or actually torn up in transit within the next month or at least recieve some form of update, especially if you or a loved one spent money on those bundles, you may be entitled to a little bit of anger!

But, anyway, I'm angry, it's 7 in the morning, and my crow brain kind of just, ya know, realized it's almost the end of July.

Fuck Revolver Magazine.

[i-bring-crack]

I'm not dying until either I finish all my fics or there is an animatic adaptation with Spiderverse levels of animation about A True Story from Lucian of Samosata.

Look man this thing is like 20x more crazy than any sci-fi movie and I need it adapated. IT'D BE GREAT.

"But Maracuya why do you think we need one our society is healthily functioning without it—"

River of wine

Cheese islands

Women trees. Or is it tree women?

Men that procreate and can take out their eyes

PUMKING PIRATES

Sea milk

Civilization inside a whale

There is a sort of hell for writers that claim their stories are true (oh how funny the main character is)

The Banquet of Beans– an actual chapter title.

A Frick ton of other weird things AND ALL OF THIS IN OUTER SPACE—

The book ending with a To Be Continued and then never continuing it (he's just like me fr).

[cryingyetcourageous]

[TEXT: Lettland] Hallo... I forget the word in English, but we call them Geschrei in German, and I heard that you have them. Or do you make them? Are they a culinary art? [TEXT: Lettland] They look like Ö but they sound like AAAAAA! (allesistrund)

[TEXT: nezināms tālrunis]: shouts or screams. if you know German, then we should be texting in that because my german is very much better than my english lol [TEXT: nezināms tālrunis]: also who is this??? @allesistrund

[chipthekeeper]

reeeeeallllyyyyyy making up for having an extra day of weekend by getting pummeled with bullshit this morning

[cowshampoo]

if ur doing that catgirl aunt bit for clout its not working

I'm sorry anon but Spark isn't for clout its because I don't know where else to talk about her. Who am I supposed to tell that I have a catgirl aunt? My coworkers??? No. It goes on tumblr. And I don't really care about the attention I'm just here hanging out with my friends. And giving them updates on aunt spark.

Anyways if you want you can go follow her @johnny-saw-horses. She commented on my expired cupcake post a while ago:

She doesn't post much and pretty much only checks tumblr when I tell her to (I actually made that blog specifically for her) but I think she fits in here. I also have a blog where I post things specifically for her since I don't really need her following this blog which is mostly fandom stuff. She's supportive and all but I don't really need her seeing me reblogging batman stuff since she ain't that kind of nerd. But I do have a sideblog that she follows where I post and reblog stuff specifically for her to see! @for-sparkness.