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[strawberryeater7]

thievery blinkie variations :3

[atak-achrativ]

Completely optional but. Can you draw me a creecher who is doing the dishes with the caption "sulking"

Or sulking creecher in any other mundane situation you want. the idea didn't leave my head since Wednesday

Every day the dishes gather. The dishes gather and he is crushed by the sight of the dishes. When will the dish God be satisfied? He uses a reasonable amount of bowls, but they gather. The plates, glasses, spoons, forks, pans, jars. They jeer in filth and now he has to clean it.

When will it be over? Haven't he done enough? He did what he supposed to. It's not fair

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[yanderemeganekko]

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[crossroadsbishounen]

[drugata-blog]

[bogmonstergeneral]

crowley. crowley’s new hair color is 6.66. That’s the color coding. his hair is literally demonic. i love this show

[noughticalcrossings]

Put thee not on Silent

[starredforest]

[phantomrose96]

The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

[vroomvroomwee]

OK OK OK I know everyone is all over sleeveless turtleneck Crowley, but for the love of God I cannot get this out of my head

(Leaves room to headcannon that he wore this after things started going to shit so that he could get his wings out more easily)

[citrusitonit]

doogawagy !!

[hansoeii]

Do you think of me?

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.