baby if he’s ‘off-looking’ on tinder he’s probably worse looking irl 😭 chances are he has a shit personality to match and if you’re gonna go out with a shitty guy he should at least be hot
god ur so right
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CW: Periods
So, we all know that Lucien can heat himself up like a warm ass heater right? To all of my homies with ovaries, consider using Lucien as a heating pad during your shark week. He can lay in your lap & he can also soothe your body pain. Win, Win situation.
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If I hear the word "broodmare" used in a 3rd wave feminist, anti-patriarchy speech by a female character who is supposed to be from a time where bicycles aren't invented yet in one of these "historical" dramas I am going to lose my mind.
Like yes, feminists existed before the late 19th century! Good job! But am I supposed to believe that every single 16 year old princess had the exact same "I don't want to be sold off like a broodmare and bear children for my husband!" reaction to the news that they were going to have an arranged marriage, y'know the thing they have been prepared for their entire lives because children of monarchs in a pre-modern world were (and knew that they were) practically political bargaining tools?
Like showrunners of period dramas need to dial it down on the #girlboss juice and instead put more energy into historical costume research beyond typing "old timey dress" to Pinterest and running with the first five results.
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“JUST SOME GUY TO ME” ugh queen gojo would be obsessed with u i wish i could be so chill about him but he is just so cool and sad and i need him
:((( i also feel (know) that he would hate my guts because i’m just as obnoxious and annoying as his ass (my phone is fucked so i can’t use emojis but imagine i put the crying emoji) i would also 100% worship the ground he walks on he’d kick me to the curb embarrassingly enough
no you two would be that (lovingly) embarrassing couple that are so in love and obsessed with each other that everyone in the vicinity clears out to give you guys space. also in case you have not noticed gojo feeds off of attention. he craves it. he is lovesick and a fool. the two of you would be That couple that cannot stay away from each other. YK.
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Yall don't know how hard God was testing me today at work 😭😭
Bootleg FGM was trying to string up wire for the new sign holder line in basics and he was right by me right? He starts getting the wire twisted and in a sing song voice he goes "why are you not straight?! Whyyy are youuu not! Straight!? Why're you not straight?"
And it took EVERYTHING in me to not out myself for the joke 😭😭😭😭 I wanted to go "well for one, I'm bi." SO BAD AGSGDGGDGDGS I was just standing there folding shirts like 🤐🤐🤐
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my day is going great! so far i:
missed suhoor
am menstruating
am being forced to fast
am being forced to pray
am being forced to do physically arduous tasks (i’m disabled 👍)
am crying severely with no tears coming out bc my body can’t produce enough water bC I MISSED SUHOOR
day is going great!!
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this is complete bullshit and i will not stand for it. why is it i have to gaslight myself every 4-5 weeks that i'm not feeling the way i'm feeling because no, i do not in fact want to die and no i do not want to cry for six weeks, and no it is not possible that i am the most insignificant person in existence, and no i am not unworthy of the air i breathe, and no it's not insane that TLC's banger "no scrubs" is stuck in my head after typing this out, and no i don't deserve to feel invisible and left out and ugly and stupid, and no my therapist doesn't hate me and no it's not the end of the world because all of this feels incredibly true, and yes i'm on my fucking period.
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hello! i was reading ddao and can’t help but be confused about how... gojo (then later geto) reacted towards hideo? like.... does he actually have feelings for rip!mc and was he really flirting during the wedding??? im so sorry if i sound dense bc to me he was so normal 😭 like he just seems like a nice friend or maybe i am reading it wrong? cos stsg are so insane in their actions that im genuinely baffled hskdjdkdj like are they just wary of any men near rip!mc that they become delusional and think everyone is out to flirt with her or ????!?!
no you're reading it right stsg are insane and delusional and not normal
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